Joey

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The last picture of joey before he became one with his desktop setup, taken in 1991

Joey, also known as richard or the black penis sucker is a stupid ass retarded bald duck with two minuscule vestigial eyes that can only detect light, he also wears a diaper because he has constant anal leakage just like Nikocado Avocado and Chris Chan


Not much is known about joey since he's pretty much a freak who has adapted to a sedentary troglodytic lifestyle by sitting on his pc in his mother's basement for 41 years straight, his tiny atrophied legs are only vestigial and he cannot walk and all of his toes have fallen off, he is one of the bastard children of Donald Duck and princess daisy after the former became blind and retarded and mistook her for his wife, this is also why, unlike most ducks, he has grotesque human skin that constantly oozes a yellow liquid

His ugly green T-Shirt has not been removed since he first sat down on his chair the color green has faded in some places and in some it is falling out in patches


Legend has it that whenever joey stands up from his chair it is a sign of the return of TEMU morgoth and The horror

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