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[[File:Photooutput-1720911477pc4l8-700x933.png|thumb]]Martin Belcher is a duke of Exposedfaggots.com known for smearing shit on himself and other fags who visit him. His goal is to convince as many people as he can to smear shit on the walls and himself (men only!). | [[File:Photooutput-1720911477pc4l8-700x933.png|thumb]]Martin Belcher is a duke of Exposedfaggots.com known for smearing shit on himself and other fags who visit him. His goal is to convince as many people as he can to smear shit on the walls and himself (men only!). | ||
Due to gay politics, his allegiance to Exposedfaggots.com has made him the enemy of [[The Cleveland Steamer Crew]]. So far he had raped and killed 4 nobody junior members and one senior member: ALF by shoving and HB Pencil up their nose and yanking their brains out, ALF was the hardest due to his proboscis nose. | Due to gay politics, his allegiance to Exposedfaggots.com has made him the enemy of [[The Cleveland Steamer Crew]]. So far he had raped and killed 4 nobody junior members and one senior member: ALF, by shoving and HB Pencil up their nose and yanking their brains out, ALF was the hardest due to his proboscis nose. | ||
He currently in the | He currently in [[Vanilla the Rabbit|Vanilla's]] sex dungeon, forced to eat a variety of dung and receive BDSM torture for the rest of his life, much to his chagrin. | ||
He was the lead actor for the Fast and Furious series. Not the one with cars, but a series of gay porn films of the same name. He had faced off, Van Darkholm himself on numerous occasions because of it, but usually lost Van | He was the lead actor for the Fast and Furious series. Not the one with cars, but a series of gay porn films of the same name. He had faced off, Van Darkholm himself on numerous occasions because of it, but usually lost to Van, because he's buff, unlike Belcher. | ||
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== Trivia == | == Trivia == | ||
* His [[Homo-Energy|homo-energy]] levels are 200 billion and has defeated both Filia and Cerebella with | * His [[Homo-Energy|homo-energy]] levels are 200 billion and has defeated both [[Filia]] and [[Cerebella]] with relative ease. He fought them because he hates gays outside the world of Fag Wars, and thought they were lesbians. | ||
* He helped hosted Jacob's 19th birthday party at 10 Charnwood Close, Andover, Hampshire, SP10 2RB. | * He helped hosted Jacob's 19th birthday party at 10 Charnwood Close, Andover, Hampshire, SP10 2RB. | ||
* For holidays he would often visit Amsterdamn, Florida and [[Norfair]]. | * For holidays he would often visit Amsterdamn, Florida and [[Norfair]]. | ||
* He loves tiny willies. | * He loves tiny willies. | ||
* He loves to rub poo all over himself! | |||
** Reject humanity, return to monke. | |||
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Martin Belcher is a duke of Exposedfaggots.com known for smearing shit on himself and other fags who visit him. His goal is to convince as many people as he can to smear shit on the walls and himself (men only!).
Due to gay politics, his allegiance to Exposedfaggots.com has made him the enemy of The Cleveland Steamer Crew. So far he had raped and killed 4 nobody junior members and one senior member: ALF, by shoving and HB Pencil up their nose and yanking their brains out, ALF was the hardest due to his proboscis nose.
He currently in Vanilla's sex dungeon, forced to eat a variety of dung and receive BDSM torture for the rest of his life, much to his chagrin.
He was the lead actor for the Fast and Furious series. Not the one with cars, but a series of gay porn films of the same name. He had faced off, Van Darkholm himself on numerous occasions because of it, but usually lost to Van, because he's buff, unlike Belcher.
Trivia
- His homo-energy levels are 200 billion and has defeated both Filia and Cerebella with relative ease. He fought them because he hates gays outside the world of Fag Wars, and thought they were lesbians.
- He helped hosted Jacob's 19th birthday party at 10 Charnwood Close, Andover, Hampshire, SP10 2RB.
- For holidays he would often visit Amsterdamn, Florida and Norfair.
- He loves tiny willies.
- He loves to rub poo all over himself!
- Reject humanity, return to monke.
