The Cleveland Steamer Crew
The Cleveland Steamer Crew is a group of characters who perform Cleveland Steamer orgies with one another. The crew consists of good guys (such as Ryan Stiles), bad guys (like the war criminal Drew Carey) and neutral pussies (ALF and Dr. Rockzo).
Because he's from Cleveland, Drew Carey is the "Steamer Sergeant", the leader of the group. In spite of his evilness, he manages to keep his evil life separate from his duties of Sergeant. He also likes to eat the steamers.
Ms. Fortune was a full member until the crew took a vote and decided to officially be a gay group starting in Fanboy and Chum Chum: The Golden Testicle. She rejoined on a temporary basis when she grew a futa cock after drinking the "Cream of the Giga Chad", until that futa viagra wore off. They found Vivian as a replacement when they heard she has a permanent Futa dick because she's trans.
In Fanboy, Chum Chum and the Drunkard Hu, they were infiltrated by Andy Dick. Harry came in and shoved the Drunkard Hu into Andy Dick's nipple hole, and the crew invited Harry to become a member. Harry declined however, because his poop was too radioactive.
Current members[edit | edit source]
Main members[edit | edit source]
- Drew Carey (Steamer Sergeant/leader)
- ALF
- Angry Grandpa
- Billy Bob Tanley
- Craig Ferguson
- Dr. Gastronomical
- Gibbons
- Ryan Stiles
- Wayne Brady
- Michele Moi
- Pomni (Ryan Stiles' girlfriend)
- Biggie Cheese
- Otis
- Nack the Shitter
- Pig
- ModeSeven
- Vivian
- Frank
Junior steamers[edit | edit source]
- Mike Matei
- Sideshow Bob
- Paul Blart
Former members[edit | edit source]
- Ankha
- Gordon Ramsay
- Captain Pingu
- Stellea Lala Silva
- Ms. Fortune
Allies[edit | edit source]
- The Science Special Search Party
- The Prune Brothers
- The Sonic Underground Gang
Enemies[edit | edit source]
- Pastor Martin Ssempa
- Andy Dick
- Isabelle
- Bong Bong
- Cruel Fredrick
- Futaba
- Steely Dan
- Mr Game and Watch
- The YouEatShit Gang
- Anti-Sonic Underground Gang
- Villager 420