Skibidi Toilet
The Skibidi Toilets are some of the most sadistic beings in the universe.
Coming in many shapes and sizes they are mutants bent on making the world stupider than them, so that they'll be the smartest beings of all. Dr. Gastronomical is number 1 enemy on their shit list, as he had foiled them and their devious plans numerous times throughout history.
Their behaviors however are all stupidly identical, only able to babble, with the only discernible words in their vocab being: "Skibidi", "Yes", and "BRAIN BLAST". Built for warfare and invasion, they are capable of shooting lasers out of their eyes, strangle others with their necks at close combat, or could use their plunger hands to absorb brainwave energy from other life forms for norishment. To counter their lack legs, in place of a toilet, they overcome this through levitation.
History
The origin of Skibidi Toilet came to existence in early 2023 from a Russian Z scientist called Dr. Soychov. A man who served and got stuck in the toilet during the Chechnya civil war, having to build a way to resume everyday life with his legs stuck and decaying in a toilet. He wanted to create a super weapon against the Ukrainians who used Nikocado Avocado to push out his country's milita. He did this by sneaking into Ukraine to abduct mutants from Chernobyl and flushing them down old ass toilets, mixed with the Soviet Equvilent of CobraJFS's drink hacks. The first Skibidi Toilet was born. Soychov was pleased by this. With funding from the Kremlin. He got later versions into moving toilets, and by early 2025, were fitted with state of the art plungers and dildos for hands.
Subspecies and Notable Skibidi Toilets
Skibidi Urinals
Pretty much exactly the same as their toilet counterparts but gayer and immobile.
Skibidi Biden
A Skibidi toilet leader, made from the DNA of the 46th President of the United States of America. Was positioned to destroy America.
Skibidi Rick
The smartest Skibidi Toilet that requires a very high IQ to understand his expressions and intents, such as Dr. Gastronomical. Chief scientist and overall leader aiming to evolve them to better stoop the rest of the world into retardation. Speaking of the doctor. Skibidi Rick kills him seen in the vid:
Prototype of Skibidi Toilet
Called the Talking Toilet, they were first created by Professor Poopypants in 2006 America but compared to their contemparys their metabolism was too fast for their capabilities. They were also inflexible, and unable to withstand common sewage diseases. Thus they were abandoned. They were later used by Vector to do a mass terrorist campaign(notably they killed Basil's Parents)and all of them were destroyed by Ruthless Boy so they're all extinct. Dr. Soychov would use this design to
Butt Ghost
"I will eat your butt"
The butt ghost is a benevolent SCP created from a Skibidi Toilet accidentally induced by Dr. Gastronomical II when he trapped a skibidi toilet in SCP-914 and coverted it through the very fine setting. During the episode Plumbers In Black.