Agency Against the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ Society
Agency Against the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ Society
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(Unbeatables-Undefeatables 2025-2026 War) (Full Militarization) |
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Agency Against the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ Society (AA๐S) are the unknowingly or apathetically the servants of villain organizations, who after various battles in the multiverse became much more open as a major partner and ally to the heroic side of the NPC Alliance. After Talking Ben got trolled while patrolling Hell, he began to really hate FreakBob and fis ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ Society!, for being degenerate /b/tards, Trรถlls that worship the lulz, and a stain on western civilization. Operating within cults and secret criminal societies, the redeemed gangstas were once woven into numerous terrorist cells and cult networks across the multiple globes as traditional enemies and villians against the heroes. Some conceal their allegiance as part of being once apart of the Mafia, which uses former gang activity transformed into police violence as criminal operations within the higher up as a primary recruitment arm for the NPCs. At some point the League of Gangstas contained many villians who were serious, but don't want to destory the world, who were enemies in the past as they saw that they were being subtly manipulated toward the leagueโs deeper purpose. Every villian who joined the heroes prior to 2024-2026 or whenever the events leading to the Dimensional Merge happened are with those who are with the heroic side of the NPC Alliance. Various anti-villians and NORMies that other gangstas call sellouts who had the backing of ACME Corporation was edvenutally able to work with the Collective Omniverse to represent various "heroic gods" of the multiverse and teamed up with Mr. Game & Watch who is representative of various "villianous gods" of the multiverse. While the heroes within the NPC Alliance serve the Gods, the Agency contain a subset of captured and redeemed demons and evil-doers that serve the order and the entities who controlled the prisons.
Unlike previous heroic driven organizations led by villians, most members of the organization join willingly as opposed to former organizations like the Suicide Squad. They are the go to place for people who like the NPCs but perfer them to the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ดers, as opposed to the Gangstas who still hate the NPC Alliance, but are on the protagonist side. Many are ex-criminals forced to work with the Good Society to destroy the perceived "greater evils."
Before the villianous side of NPCs split with the Antagonists, many members of these allied groups left to pursue more radical goals as individuals fighting these dark NPC aligned allies. The evil side of B.O.O.T.S. would later be out bid with Saudi Arabia and private investors for 110 Billion dollars to save theaters from dying out by the villianous side of the Institutions's subscription model. The villianous corporations wouldn't be happy enough with their plans to control the forces of the Good Society and the IJLSA into serving evil. Prior to this plans to build a machine god organizing plans to provide it a controlled vessel as a machine god having been collaborators with B.O.O.T.S who had separate goals to remove sin by deleting free will with transhumanism. These members however have split up with the Gangstas who have no plans on joining the NPC Alliance.
After the reveal of a gangsta turned "๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ Terrorist" named Thanos committed an Omniversal version of the Snap, Mr. Game & Watch saw that his units were now 6 billion units less thanks to the Pigmask dickheads turned freakers, and then asked Juancarlo Albaez to keep a close eye on what was basically now a possible plan to back a counter-terrorist terrorist group. Juancarlo Albaez loved funding and backing terrorists to fight other terrorists regardless of their background, while Mr. Game & Watch wanted to preserve that funding to create a doomsday weapon to kill massive amounts of furry kids. Juancarlo Albaez would later gain approval from the rest of the NPC Alliance generals in a vote against Mr. Game & Watch and arm the terrorists to cause mass violence. This group of terrorists and private militia are considered by the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ Society! to be a major threat post-World War III to the group due to them currently gathering more members to their cause. Edvenutally Juancarlo Albaez loved the idea of their plan and allowed the two to gather Talking Ben's forces to create the Agency.
The AA๐S are planning to make their groups debut after they can convince Talking Ben with the backing of the NPC Alliance and Good Society that he needs a private independent army to prevent worse groups of people like the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ Society! from getting their hands on the relic vaults, but they are currently waiting for the perfect moment to strike and make themselves known to the degenerates of the now post Dimensional Merge. After getting the backing from the NPC Alliance by convincing Talking Ben to gather a multiversal army of redeemed villains to stop the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ Society! from getting the relic vaults causing Captain 0 and Chuck Norris to leader become unofficial yet significant leaders and backers. Captain 0 and Captain 1 then joined forces to fight their counterpart of the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ Society! known as the Unbeatables which was led by a Chaos God named Crimson. With the Defeatables and Undefeatables joined together, Captain 0 at this point only cared about preventing terrible people from obtaining the relics and proving to those outside of his dimension that he is the most powerful man in the UnOmniverse. After the UnHyperverse's destruction, the Fandom Reich would take Chuck Norris and the Undefeatables spot as the #1 backer of the Agency Against the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ Society.
The Agency Against the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ Society being the #1 spot for those who hate the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ Society! allows anyone to join and are independent of the NPC Alliance with the only distinction that they operate as a private corporation with private funding, even people from groups and organizations not aligned with the ๐ด๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ฒ๐๐๐ or Good Society. The only rule that the group has in order to join is that any member that joins must hate the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ Society and declare their values as degenerate.
History
Captain 1 sensed the degeneracy far away from here in the Unanything Universe. After sensing the freakyness from Edgemas Captain 1 decided to kill a puppy who was meditating to get the heroes teleport here he would then start an alliance with the NPC Alliance and later create the group with the help of Juancarlo Albaez and thus the agency was created. Originally it started off as a LARPing counter-terrorist group from Canada backed by Israel known as Canadians Against E. The NPCs agreed to work with the villians because he hated E as well as he returned to Unanything and Chuck Norris's Palace as he was running out of time he was only able to bring one person from his previous group into this and that person was Yamcha because due to the shit that happened on Round Star he needed to get his best bro to snap out of the Majin brainwashing. oh and Hidan somehow snuck himself in there.
Captain 1 had enough of the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ shit that was going on in NPC-๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ Prime (Dimension 1218) so he decided to take matters into his own hands and created this agency with the help of Juancarlo Albaez and current CEO of Armor Games and not Dan's Brother, Dan McNeely. Mr. Game & Watch argued that if they private militia group outside of the NPC Alliance were to be created, the NPC Alliance would need his approval. The group would be underfunded as long as the ones commiting ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ shit were not at the direct center societial damage, so for now they remained the Canadians Against E until further.
KNOWN MEMBERS
Elite members
- Dr. Jr. (Deceased)
- Bayman
- King Chicken
- Kek
- Dr. Eggman
- Yamcha
- Angela Anaconda
- Michael Scott Clown
- Mr. Noseybonk (Deceased)
- Ameyuri Ringo (Deceased)
- Frank Jaeger
- Phillip Graves (Deceased)
- Godrick The Grafted
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- Farfour
- Sakishimi
- Father Bass
- Shamus T. Goldcrow
Every Villain Is Lemons
- Man Ray
- Dirty Bubble
- Jumbo Shrimp
- The Sinister Slug
- The Atomic Flounder
C.E.R.N. / Evil Syndicate
- Professor Calamitous
- Vlad Plasmius
- Denzel Crocker
- Nicolai Technus
- Beautiful Gorgeous
- Tlaloc
- Scanty and Kneesocks
Tan Republic
Annihilator Squadron
The Annihilator Squadron is known as the more violent member team sent on jumping missions to attack and brutally kill ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ Society members there are currently only a few known members of the Annihilator Squadron
- Vamp (Bisexual Vampire; Current Leader)
- The Scissorman (ClockTower Killer) (Deceased)
- Dr. Salvador (Chainsaw Doctor) (Deceased)
FOX HOUND
FOX HOUND is a squad of elite members that was created by Gray Fox they are currently recruiting members
- Gray Fox (Leader)
- Geumsaegi (Second In Command)
- Vamp (Bisexual Vampire)
- Vulcan Raven (Artilleryman) (Deceased)
- Psycho Mantis (Psychic)
- Sniper Wolf (Sharp Shooter)
- The Sorrow (Unknown)
- Liquid Snake (Planned second leader)
- Punished Medic (Combat Medic)
Agency Members
- KSG (rebuilt)
- Yutaka Kobayakawa (Deceased)
- Haliey Welch (sadly) (Deceased)
- Kai Lan (Universe FMA-001 Version) (Deceased)
- Hermann Fegelein (Antics Master)
- Hong Meiling (Deceased)
- Greed (Traitor)
- Dragon Slayer Ornstein (Deceased)
- Jacky Bryant (Deceased)
- Karin (Deceased)
- A 3 year supply of Deadshot Daiquiri
- Kurotsuchi (Deceased)
- Karina (only joined to be with Greed)
- Painwheel (Deceased)
- Yuugi Hoshiguma
- Mr. Rabs (Deceased)
- Raven (GG) Raven from Guilty Gear (Deceased)
- M3GAN
- Geumsaegi
- Soldier Of Godrick
- Supernanny
Unit 721
Unit 721 also known as the Worker unit is a unit consisting mostly of North Korean Female troops that work on the bases defenses and other areas. They are mostly responsible for the food supply gatherings they're usually getting freaky with the members when they're not doing back breaking work and due to this contribution North Korea gave them doctors meaning that karin didn't have to be covered in bite marks. Sadly they couldn't cure Ringo's illness. Unit 721 is mostly commanded by Soldier of Godrick and they're not loyal to the Koreans. The unit is considered above the lower ranking members as they actually do things for the group sadly this kinda makes Geumsaegi mad. After the paralyzation arc the unit was disbanded and now work with the Good Society
Shadow Company
The shadow Company is the Agencys personal military they are considered a low ranking group due to the fact that they're used as guards and Fodder to the freaky society,They are led by Phillip Graves. After Graves death they were taken over by Jake Muller
Lower ranking members
- Otto Gunsche (he informs people) (Deceased)
- Tara the Android she feels fantastic
Teams
Due to the way that the group is structured for assignments they usually send a group to deal with it here will be the list of all preset teams in the agency
- Scouting Unit: Karin, Bayman, and Jacky Bryant
- The Dragons of china: Kai Lan and Hong Meiling
- Best Bro: Mr. Game & Watch and Juancarlo Albaez
- Freaky Arc crew: Boyardee and Jon
- Yutaka's guardian angel: Yutaka and Ornstein
- Fear Inductors: Angela Anaconda and Mr. Noseybonk.
- P&R: Painwheel and Raven
- Fox and the Squirrel: Gray Fox and Geumsaegi
Legacy
After the group was disbanded most of its territories were taken from them by 3 different factions most of the land was taken by Hotel Moscow while other areas were captured by Jake Muller's group and the Militesi Empire. before you asked why the trolls of 4Cent Garbage didn't take any areas well it was because Jason and the Troll King Didn't care about the lands.
Whereabouts of all members after the 2024-2026 incarnation disbanded
- Captain 1: Was wiped out during the Dimensional Merge and the Unbeatables-Undefeatables 2025-2026 War. Now Mr. Game & Watch impersonates him to give morale to UnAnything's reformed villians. Captain 0 also died with him so to Captain 1 that is considered a win. Chuck Norris joined the NPC Alliance while Shaggy Rodgers joined the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ Society!
- Dan Mcneely: Stayed as leader of the group and tried to reformed it but failed
- Angela Anaconda: Became the female version of Skullface from MGSV and now wears Mr. Noseybonk's mask to hide her deformed face
- Yamcha: Remained in the agency
- Bayman: Works as a freelancer and is more focused on killing Victor Donovan
- Yuugi Hoshiguma: Return to the mountains to drink and make out with Parsee Mizuhashi.
- Godrick the Grafted: Returned to the castle to graft more is now a member of the โง ๐๐๐จ-๐๐๐ญ๐๐ง๐ข๐ฌ๐ญ๐ฌ โง
- Soldier of Godrick: Joined the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ Society with Godrick.
- ALL OF FOX HOUND: Joined the NPC Alliance as designated heroes.
- M3GAN and Tara: Were sent to the NPC Alliance
- Courtney: Fully incorporated into the NPC Alliance and became one of Mr. Game & Watch's puppets, she died once and became back due to some NPC Hell drama and is back for vengeance.
- Greed: Betrayed the agency and joined the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ Society.
- Hidan: Betrayed the agency and joined the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ Society. He joined in his Hidanpool gear because he was bored and then left after one mission after realizing that this organization tried to stop him from spreading "๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ Memetic poison" before the Dimensional Merge during the first stage of Thanos' Pigmask Army known as the Anti NPC Rebellion.
- KSG: was rebuilt by HK416 and now is apart of the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ Society.
Gallery
The Fear Inductors(art by Amanditas)
The Logo for FOX HOUND
The Organization of EVIL, they are irrelevant in the 5730s.
Trivia
- After the Unbeatables-Undefeatables War of 2025-2026, the SpongeBob SquarePants Cinematic Multiverse shifts away from UnAnything Wiki to deconstruct a few of it's motifs that define the identity of that site.
- The death of both Captain 1 and Captain 0 happens just before the real setting of the wiki shows up within the Great Crossover Divide and Omniverse Saga. Captain 0's arc is treated as a tragedy of how Safe Satire can slowly be used to provide censorship happy fools like Captain 1 what they need as a slippery slope which in most cases is usually a logical fallacy.
- Heroes are not members of this group except for those who are anti-villians. Most Heroes are instead managers already being members of the NPC Alliance / Good Society. Every heroic troll and villians who side with heroes to defeat the bigger evil are apart of this organization.
- Most of the members wanted to keep the old logo as their flag but Captain 1 said no this prompted the NPCs to go into a rant about how Captain 1 isn't their real leader and how Cheeto Man should be making these decisions. Cheeto Man would then make the flag his former he country and is planning on making another flag. Cheeto Man then worked with the SCP Foundation and took inspiration from MTF OMEGA-7 Pandora's Box, a team of SCPs captured and retrained to help heroes.
- Courtney was forced here due to the team needing some diversity to become fully funded by the Imperium of Gods.