Michael Scott Clown

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-Michael Scott Clownfish's theme

Michael Scott Clown
Friends	His creations (formerly)
Enemies	FreakyBob SpongeBob SquarePants Patrick Star
Sex	Male
Status	Deceased

Michael Archiwignat Scott-Beastly Clownfish also known as Michael Scott Clown for short is an insane sociopathic man, chaos cultist, propaganda con-artist, and former Basket Ball Player for the Toon Tomahawks who claims to have created FreakyBob, even though it has been scientifically proven that Freaky Bob created fimself. He is a firm believer of skin theory, as he steals the appearance of the muscular Frank, having his entire body tattoed brown, to cover up the "pretty-looking" clown fish designs. With his great skills, becoming a coach after the head, Adam 'The Ghost' Smith, left, he is bad news for the Bikini Bottom Bulldogs and GoodBob. Lightly based on Michael Jordan's talent, not so much on his appearance and personality aside from using his former Basketball career to funnel ponzi schemes for the Necrons in Egypt and sell cheap crap on eBay and Etsy.

History

• He was born on August 12, 1988 in Ukulele Bottom and finished high school and had to take a break from his studies for 20 years.
• He would use his winnings in Basketball as a MVP to support freaky activities up until the 2008 stock market crash.
• He would bet on WarioWare Inc.'s stock which plummeted, causing him to lose his position in Galaxy Brands LLC the following year.
• He went psychotically insane in 2011, believing to have "created" FreakyBob, and was promptly put in a psych ward. After the event, details surrounding an evil spirit dubbed Warui began to surface. This spirit claims to have created FreakyBob and Wario. Michael Scott Clownfish would then try to work with the Imperium to downplay Wario's greed and crimes.
• Months later the authorities would connect the dots tying his life to chaos cults. The name Warui would then show up many years after Michael Scott Clownfish had disappeared from the public.
• On August 10th, 2024, Michael Scott Clownfish was found dead, decapitated, hidden in a trashbag filled with newspaper sauce. No one knows who killed the poor fella...