Benjamin Netanyahu
I'm having a bad bad day, It's about time that I get my way, Steam rolling whatever I see huh, Despicable me"
Benjamin "Bibisitter" Netanyahu, also known as the Big Yahu, is a current Prime Minister of the Larping Empire that was promised to us 3000 years ago. He is a member of the NPC Alliance and helps them in every way because Mr. Game & Watch loves this guy. Speaking of people who love him, Mamiya Takuji is the heir of the Larping Empire and the main protege of him like think of James K Polk to Andrew Jackson as that is their relationship. Mamiya calls him Uncle Ben and sees great potential in the regime as a Christian Nationalist and a key member of Evangelicalism for Uncle Ben to feed off of. Big Yahu believes everything that Mamiya said leading to Big Yahu to have the same schizophrenic ideas and helped him recruit more fuckass losers to the IDF Soldiers like Agnes Tachyon, Subaru Natsuki, Tomoko Kuroki, and many more. Speaking of Tachyon, she's his wife who constantly meat-rides him and is more with him than the Larping Triad.“Do you know who the most despicable villain is? This is big Ben Yahu…aka someone i WORSIP!!!!" - Lord Stupid IV
Trump loves sucking his dick but anyways, this guy is a weird man who started larping stuff like Lucky Star and Azumanga Daioh because he saw clips on Youtube. His larping became more prevalent as he larped even more and more and more and more.
He assassinated King Von, very sad.
Relationships
- Mamiya Takuji - BEST FRIENDS FOR LIFE!!!!!!!
- Agnes Tachyon - Wife
- Many Underage Kids - Cheats on Tachyon for them
- Daiwa Scarlet - Former Daughter/Planned a successful assassination on her
- BBNO$ - Son
- Donald Trump - Friends/Personal slutty concubine that Big Yahu treats him like a dog and puts him in a chastity cage.
- JD Vance - Personal Masturbater Adult Toy
- Viziepop - Cousin/Close Friends
- Gooseworx - Cousin and his favourite plaything to troll with on the internet.
- Subaru Natsuki - Reliable Gaming Pal
- Great Gajew - Drinking Buddies
- Chibi Reviews - Homie
- Tomoko Kuroki - Homie
- Benjammins - Homie
- Tung Tung Tung Sahur - Homie/Strategic Ally
- Ayumu Kasuga - Homie and Inside Trader
- Margaret Thatcher - Homie and Inside Trader
- Jeffrey Epstein (Deceased) - Homie who keeps his other friends in line
- Charlie Kirk (Deceased) - Homie
- Farfour (Deceased) - Romantic Frenemy
- IDF Army - Loyal Subjects
- Basically the entire Larping Empire - Allies
- Any 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻 - Mortal Enemies
Gallery
Me to the LE NPC AND LARP HATERS
Despicable Goy
BEST FWIENDS FOREVUH!!!!!!!
How I Met A Umamusume And Instantly Charmed Her With My Israeli Larp Powers! Exclusive On Crunchyroll!
The
AftonNetanyahu Family
Tel Aviv Impressed
Whatsapp Netanyahu
SOOOOO KAWAIIIII (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
Big Yahu's Roblox Avatar
Big Yahu in the game Hard Times where he was sentenced for 21 days for misgendering someone.
Fatass!
Pony Yahu
Trivia
- Dude is the biggest Enriquephobe. He's so scared of him that he’s willing to sacrifice every single idf soldier and his waifu’s to get away from him.