Monika
IF ITS NOT ๐
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THEN ITS ๐ค ๐ถ๐ด๐ด๐บ๐ ๐ค!
| โ | A braindead NPC places Monika as the 3rd hottest Sonic character | โ |
-Next up is #3. What's better than having a female with cascading quills? How about a female with cascading quills and hair? Julie-Su the Echidna, another Archie comic exclusive has that feature. She's smart, knows exactly what to do as a freedom fighter, and even trained Amy once. She's also the girl of Knuckles' dreams. Heh, lucky him. Her older self in the series Masturbation: 25 Years Later is just downright hot! Just look at that long ponytail! Now we're talkin'! | ||
| โ | ๐ฝ๐๐๐๐ฑ๐๐ tries to dismantle Ken Penders terrible stories in Act 3 | โ |
-You dare paint the Omnissiah as a fictionalized anime school girl, Ken Penders. This is why I don't like dealing with affairs in Dimension 1218. You, Ken Penders, have ruined the image of our tech priests. | ||
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Monika also known as Julie-Su was a cut character in the 90s Saga conceived by none other than Ken Penders and simped by NPCs like Vexter Finchard, Dexter Fishery, Redditors, NPC Soyjaks, NPC Soyjak fish with -kky in their name, Shade, Sempai, Monikanism-Taboritskyists, and pretty much every single character before The Collapse of Bikini Bottom that hates ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ. As the protagonist of Ken Penders and Bunsen's, as his pen name CommanderNemex, untold epic, the Masturbation Dairies, a project that was at one point promised to be the sequel to Doki Doki Literature Club and the post-timeskip to the Nemex Vision Era of Nickelodeon for both SpongeBob SquarePants and Fanboy & Chum Chum. Being cut from the 90s Saga after the final unreleased issue of Archie Sonic #35's final arc that was later cut pulled from shelves due to copyright issues regarding echidnas, Masturbation 25 Years Later II, she would disappear being killed by Thrash the Tasmanian Devil (secretly Hidan), a character introduced late in Archie for the sole purpose of killing Ken Pender's creations to please Jashin. for many years before reemerging as Monika in 2017. Freakystian would later delete her in September 22, 2017 during the Waifu Games Arc within the Grid. She is one of the lamest waifus and most low IQ waifu. Due to Monika being deleted, the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ดers would need Freakystian to bring her back just to get the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ดers to solo her to prove a point to power-scaling idiots like Ronaldo Fryman. The ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ดers would then find Monika again and solo her again inside Hot Chick Heaven making ๐ด๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ฒ๐๐๐ followers of Zeus (even though he is dead) completely mad.
Dexter x Monika: The Worst SBFW Ship
| โ | Betty Barrett | โ |
-Mr. Game & Watch, stop saying 'Dexter Light Novel Guy Fishery X Monika is the greatest ship'! You know Dr. Eggman is a fat neckbeard otaku geek gamer that likes furry porn and doesn't get any exercise. | ||
It stinks and plagued the SpongeBob Fanon Series on SBFW at one point. With the death of SBFW, the ship died with it. The average plot would involve her hijacking the story in some way by simply reading the script and having poorly written powers ripped off from an anime character named Featherine. Ken Penders would even give CommanderNemex the idea to make his new plot device, the Goddess Admin USB, a spiritual successor to the Source of All, an orange Fanta piss pool made out of Chris Chan's frozen semen that he introduced in the 90s. Ken Penders called this plot device ripped straight from SMG4, a brilliant evolution on his frozen semen plot canned from Archie while CommanderNemex would continue to force these to character to fight trolls and bullies.
USERSโข / Jerkops who hate this waifu
- Bartholomew Chainsaw
- Betty Barrett
USERSโข / NPCs who love her
- Stuart BITCHle
- Bunsen Beast
- Dr. Eggman, proud co-author, and 300 IQ feminist shipper.
- Mr. Game & Watch, "You know Dr. Eggman is a 300 IQ Feminist Genius and talented writer and graduate of the NPC School of Feminist Studies. Watch your mouth and I will insult & watch you if you keep making fun of Light Novel Guy!"
- Firematch aka Liz
- ChatGPT
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