Dexter Fishery
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THEN ITS ๐ค ๐ถ๐ด๐ด๐บ๐ ๐ค!
| โ | The Neo-Dark Legionโs war drums still echoing, the Gungnir Peace^Lord coughing up meteors as I drop-kicked him into a black holeโthen, while the universe held its breath, I snatched a still-warm Chuck Norris kidney stone from their trophy altar, just seconds before Earth burst like an overripe grape. | โ |
-Dexter Fishery (an actor) lying about his accomplishments to the audience. | ||
| โ | I am going to come back to thrash this theater and sacrifice these actors to Jashin, again and again. Your the worst self-insert character, Dexter. | โ |
-Hidan seeking to eliminate NPC slop | ||
| โ | That Ken Penders fucker, he's out stealing other characters and thinking he owns the rights to them. This character is just a mash-up of three better written characters, well except for you Vexter, your a terrible person and you suck. Not only that, I can't believe that they changed the Omniversal plot back to a Solar System level plot, WTF is this, an episode of Star Trek. THIS STAR TREK FANFIC IS PEE PEE POO POO! I just went out of the theater to boo at this director, KEN PENDERS YOUR A HACK! | โ |
-๐๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ ๐๐ธ๐ป๐ฝ๐ฒ๐ถ๐ฎ๐ป ๐๐ช๐ท๐น๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ป๐ป๐ฎ holding a long standing grudge against CommanderNemex and Ken Penders shitty characters | ||
| โ | Hajime! Fight! | โ |
-The narrator Freakystian as the ๐ผ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ฒ๐๐๐ is killed off. | ||
| โ | WITH ULTRA INSTINCT TIM BUCKLEY ON MY SIDE!!! I WILL BANISH YOU IAN FLYNN OFF THIS SOLAR SYSTEM!!! CURSE-YEE-HA-ME-HA!!!! | โ |
-Dexter Fishery getting ready to act out his staged fight retelling Act 2 | ||
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Alias(es) |
The Worst SBFW OC | |
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Pronouns |
He/Him | |
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Occupation(s) |
Living Soyjack OC | |
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Education |
None, the character's existence is a fraud | |
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Friends |
Tsubuyakky and Suzukky | |
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Employer |
Dr. Eggman | |
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The ๐ผ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ | |
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Ethnicity |
Background Fish | |
Jesus Christ Geoffrey St. Dexter John Fishery Light Novel Guy also known as Dexter Fishery or ๐ณ๐๐ก๐๐๐ is a shitty OC and accidental mockery of the character Vexter Finchard, who later organized a firing squad to throw Ken Penders out of Nickelodeon, conceived by Eggman's pen name, CommanderNemex, and later brought to life after a short pitch meeting with executives by injecting large amounts of soy on what was originally a nameless background fish. Originally approved by Vexter Finchard in an attempt to glorify his house-name and ego, Vexter would later find out the truth after many negative fan letters to Viacom HQ. Despite the claims from haters, CommanderNemex had nothing to do with the creation of the character, he simply was merely the driver of Dexter related stories during his run on SpongeBob. To the fans watching SpongeBob SquarePants, CommanderNemex would go on to become the most hated writer and character designer for the show. The NPCs saw CommanderNemex as nothing more than a victim of trolling and encased his corpse like Vladnir Lenin, meanwhile the Freakers hold a resentment towards him that continues to his day despite the death of the author. This character is such a LARPER that he failed to even support Israel who wanted nothing to do with him. He's only seen for like 6 seconds in the Great Crossover Divide, yet writer Ken Penders wants to force this character down the audiences throat. Similar to Subaru Natsuki, he's a loser who Isekai's himself to another world to surround himself with anime girls. Unlike Subaru, he was too pathetic to join the IDF and Israel, so he surrounds himself with all four members of the Doki Doki Literature Club in Bikini Bottom stealing the game from Patrick Star's collection of anime waifus after a ship came to Bikini Bottom to drop a collection of weeb trash to the ocean. Prior to his six second appearance he would dream about joining the IDF to meet his legend Mamiya Takuji to help make Bikini Bottom a great place for LARPers.
Dexter would be seen as a regular, privileged teenager with no unique traits or skills that make him interesting. Unlike SpongeBob, whoโs energetic, brave, and witty, Dexter mostly reacts to events rather than driving them. Fans often describe him as โblandโ because he doesnโt have quirks, a compelling personality, or meaningful development. SpongeBob being a show about SpongeBob and his adventures would get derailed to be about Dexter making him often the focus of episodes. Many moments that should showcase SpongeBobโs heroism instead revolve around Dexter learning life lessons or โhelpingโ SpongeBob in ways that feel unnecessary and unnatural. This leads to frustration because viewers tuned in for SpongeBob, not a human teenager with a overpowered self-insert waifu with little agency. Dexter rarely makes meaningful decisions or solves problems on his own as most conflicts are resolved by SpongeBob or other characters, while Dexter mostly serves as an observer, cheerleader, or damsel-in-distress substitute. A protagonist who doesnโt drive the plot feels redundant in a story thatโs supposed to center on action and adventure. Dexter unlike many of the characters that are on the show comes from a wealthy family, yet the show written by Nemex rarely explores this in a meaningful way, because Vexter intended CommanderNemex and Ken Penders to make the show about him after being happy with seeing the character in a board meeting. At times, Dexter complains, panics, or acts naive in ways that irritate viewers especially when his comfort contrasts sharply with the stakes of SpongeBobโs world, making it harder for audiences to empathize with him. As a result of a tonal mismatch with the show, Dexter Fishery would become the most hated character on the show and cause the ratings to plummet hard. By the end of the first half of Phase 2, the truth behind Dexter Fishery's creation would be revealed as none other than the work of Ken Penders unintentionally attempting to ruin SpongeBob as a brand. Artist for the show Pongo99 would later state, that when Archie Sonic imploded several years ago in the 90s, Ken Penders could not let go and would infect as many franchises with his special brand of writing as possible. Karl Bollers also attempted to relocate to Nick and would also face Nemex as a writer and quit in frustration. Two morons who are horrible writers at Nick ruining the careers of others became the core business culture of Nickelodeon. Ken Penders had finally succeeded in his goals of working for Hollywood and the industry as a comic writer for Fanboy and Chum Chum.
Later after the timeskip, Ken Penders would hire actors to play the role of Dexter in his play while also claiming rights to the OC and then grab the rights to Yuri after Team Salvato dissolved. In the Masturbation Dairies, Dexter Fishery essentially retells the main protagonists adventures, but a different lens that is akin to Good Society and NPC Propaganda. Dexter Fishery is also a nerd and very weak compared to the protagonists, facing off against much less powerful versions of the Act Bosses who unlike in our story are not Gods, but bosses that are powerful as a normal Eggman henchmen in the Sonic Universe. The Society goes after the 7 Hyper Chaos Emeralds which were once Chuck Norris's kidney stones for Thannos' Unfinity Gantlet. Later Dexter would find out that he was a lovecraftian horror being named K'nox having just beaten the entity Sempai, who was secretly an Echyd'nya named O'nuxkicus Khan and a rival working for the Anti-Federation of Outer Darkness. Jesus Christ Dexter Fishery likes to brag about his accomplishments like they mean anything but every word he says is nothing but a large string of lies. Dexter had been dead since the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ SUSiety!'s uprising, however, ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ occasionally visits his grave just to take a big ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ piss on it. The version of him that occupies reality is a very disgusting NPC soyjak, while the character played in the Masturbation Dairies is none other than AI slop. The ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ SUSiety! likes to go to the NPC Movie Threater that presents Ken Penders' awful play just to trash it and raid the theater. Neo-Satanists also hate him, citing his existence as nothing more than a thinly veiled attempt by the NPCs to promote a character designed to weaken men and support a one child policy. The propaganda program that he stars in is also a pro-corporate and pro-state sponsored show that hides and washes various atrocities by the NPC Alliance. Other characters such as Sinu are even ruined to promote the show's forced one-dimensional protagonist.
| โ | When I saw Bart vandalize my domain at Nick Studios, my coworkers were in fear as I saw Bart ruin every image that my co-workers on SpongeBob SquarePants work hard on. You know we got 1000s of title cards and many more, but thanks to Jerkass Homer and his problem child no one cares about title cards anymore. I knew I had to do something to help the lives of those he's ruined. That's when I knew that Bart Simpson was my go to problem for trying to stop kids with abusive parents. The best way to stop domestic abuse is to show family drama to the kids and get them to understand what creates a problem child like Bart. | โ |
-Ken Penders in another interview with follow collaborator Mr. Game & Watch | ||
Ken Penders cites the Simpsons particularly the character Bart as the source of inspiration for this change. Sinu as opposed to how he is portrayed in Dimension 1218 and the Greater Omniverse, is reduced to being a bad far-right dad who is an Echidna father working for Dimitri's and Master Darkxtra's Neo-Dark Legion. Many within the NPC Alliance tend to tune of out the Masturbation Diaries to watch the New Norm instead despite it also being state sponsored NPC propaganda, however, the New Norm differs from having a more positive and inspirational message where heroes fight for freedom instead of the right to be a cuck. Occupationally even ๐๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ ๐๐ธ๐ป๐ฝ๐ฒ๐ถ๐ฎ๐ป ๐๐ช๐ท๐น๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ป๐ป๐ฎ can have a soft spot for the New Norm despite not sharing its values. ๐๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ typically hates how children are shown in the show, drawing comparisons to the TV Show, Cuties, stating that the NPCs are hypocrites in regards to how they deal with individuals attracted to minors. ๐๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ even says that Pee Pee Island could be the spiritual successor to Jeffry Epstein's own island often in his disgust.
Just as ๐๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ ๐๐ธ๐ป๐ฝ๐ฒ๐ถ๐ฎ๐ป ๐๐ช๐ท๐น๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ป๐ป๐ฎ discovered ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ and united to form the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ SUSiety!, Dexter Fishery would find a similar character that would awaken in the 2010s that became known as ๐ต๐๐๐๐ also known as Ugly Sonic. ๐ต๐๐๐๐ was once an ordinary hedgehog living near a bustling industrial facility. One fateful night, a catastrophic chemical spill combined with a lightning storm created a bizarre, radioactive reaction. ๐ต๐๐๐๐ was blasted by a strange greenish cloud of mutagenic chemicals, altering his DNA and granting him super-speed, enhanced strength, and near-indestructible quills. Inside Prison Island, he would run across the sea ready to kill ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ . Kai Narasu, under the possession of Warui would be the man to promote the myth along with every other NPC who had their life ruined by Sonic. ๐ต๐๐๐๐ the Hedgehog and Dexter Fishery would then become self-insert best friends.
At some point in the future, ๐๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ ๐๐ธ๐ป๐ฝ๐ฒ๐ถ๐ฎ๐ป ๐๐ช๐ท๐น๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ป๐ป๐ฎ would meet CommanderNemex again, still hating him for his characters, however, CommanderNemex starts to tell him that he has moved on from his characters and that he can't get the rights back from Ken Penders nor even wants to. CommanderNemex then says that he has moved on deciding to make video games with a close Metahuman with morals. The Metahuman then states that CommanderNemex no longer writes slop for SpongeBob anymore and that it isn't cool to pick on someone that hasn't done anything against them in years. Later it would be revealed that there never was a CommanderNemex at this current time period and that his death was real, only Ken Penders in a mask. Ken Penders then says that he turned on his best co-worker on Nick just to be a dickhead and that he is still interested in shoving his shitty post-timeskip narrative on people's throats and that he has completely scrapped the infamous Ian Droid character in favor for Master Darkxtra. Ken Penders then reveals that he has the rights to all of Nemex's OCs and is going to make them even more crappy than they already were and that he has made Dexter Fishery the human form of Geoffrey St. John and turned his former version of Knuckles into a lovecraftian entity plagiarized from Mort known as K'nox. Meanwhile ๐ต๐๐๐๐, being the only character of Ken's 4 protagonists to actually be chill and also not an actor but instead a real hedgehog in an acting role. ๐ต๐๐๐๐ says that he had nowhere to go once Paramount changed his design so he is stuck with working for Ken Penders and 3 shitty protagonists who are all actors. ๐ต๐๐๐๐ says he wishes that Team CRDL could return to Fanboy & Chum Chum Comics and that ever since Penders switched protagonists the show hasn't been the same since. ๐๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ ๐๐ธ๐ป๐ฝ๐ฒ๐ถ๐ฎ๐ป ๐๐ช๐ท๐น๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ป๐ป๐ฎ would continue to fight every actor that played the Dexter character and eliminate the Masturbation Dairies for putting out pure lies, terrible characters, and hatred for good.
Concept and Pitch Meeting
| โ | You know, before being employed by Nick, I used to get bullied in school. Both me and Penders and agree that bullying is wrong, therefore I say no to trolling as well. My dad Butch Hartman thinks that you can cure depression with prayer, I hate his guts so I convinced the executives to make sure that Dexter would be a nerd with nerd friends to fight the stigma that nerds are just dorks with glasses. | โ |
-Nemex shares his childhood experiences as Bunsen and reasoning for changing Dexter's design. | ||
How Geoffrey St. John became Penders' Answer To ๐๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ๐
It is now established that Dexter Fishery was repurposed to serve as Ken Pendersโ direct response to the character ๐๐ช๐ท. However, Geoffrey St. Johnโs origins are somewhat stranger, he appears to have been derived from an obscure fan-created character from the early days of the internet known as Tumble the Skunk. Tumble is regarded as a confirmed โMort entity,โ linked in turn to ๐๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ๐โs Waluigi. Over time, Penders reinterpreted and gradually โflanderizedโ Ixis Naugus, another character he sought to steal for his creations, reducing him into a weaker and poorly written figure throughout the 1990sโa process so notorious it became an exemplar of โPenderization.โ Each of Naugusโ three personalities was stripped of depth and rendered increasingly unimpressive.
Later, Penders crafted a story-line in which Geoffrey St. John fused with this diminished version of Naugus who at the same time was dealing with grotesque lovecraft like mutations. This narrative pivot reframed Naugusโ fractured personalities into a collective villain-protagonist identity. The trio of alter egosโAgunus, Nusgau, and Suguna (names which, it must be said, are remarkably uninspired)โwere collectively described by Penders as the โSkunk Trimurti.โ Despite this being the initial setup, Geoffrey St. John is not the same character as Ixis Naugus, as the events of Archie's 34 issue run would retconned as nothing more than a bad dream Dr. Robotnik was having after eating too many chilli cheese omelettes and Penders would lose the rights to using the SATAM cast members making Naugus forever off limits to Ken Penders and his crew, however, he would be able to take back the names Agunus, Nusgau, and Suguna as well as keep Geoffrey St. John, and rewrite Agunus, Nusgau, and Suguna as what he now calls, "the Slushie Trio." Now, in newer comics within the Fanboy & Chum Chum universe, Geoffrey St. John would need to carry a large cosmic slushie shake in order to use his "K'noxis Magicks" to transform into one of these three pathetic slushie entities before shouting "BRAIN FREEZE!!!".
{{Color|white|Why ๐๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ Works, and Why Dexter Fails
| โ | I WILL DIE ON THE CROSS AND YOU WILL BE FORGIVEN OF YOUR SINS | โ |
-Dexter Fishery getting crucified in a season of the Masturbation Dairies as it goes through Seasonal Rot | ||
Despite initially being conceived as a generic self-insert power fantasy character, Ken Penders always had plans to take inspiration from ๐๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ and to make Dexter more "likable". Both ๐๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ and Ken Penders cite Sonichu as an inspiration. The key difference is in what makes ๐๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ work and what makes Dexter fail. Ken Penders cites in the April 17, 5362 Pee Pee Island Times articles, "Masturbation Dairies: An Inside Look" that his four main anti-villain characters dubbed the ๐ผ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ inspired by a large variety of Light Novel protagonists and attempted to blend them all into a single hog-posh of tropes that Penders found favorable.
- Daffyโs absurdity is intentional and serves satire or parody. Every outrageous act or quote has an underlying commentary. Daffy is over-the-top, flawed, and self-aware. He actively drives the story, makes ridiculous claims, and often reacts to situations in ways that highlight absurdity.
- Daffy is satirical because he exposes hypocrisy, highlights ridiculousness, or subverts expectationsโoften intentionally. Even when he fails, itโs entertaining.
- Dexterโs absurdity is accidental, stemming from the authorโs attempt to make a generic self-insert powerful, unique, and central to the story. Thereโs no clever critique, just ego-driven padding.
- Dexterโs flaws (even after Pendersโ "improvement") are still bland, naive, or ego-driven by the creator. They donโt satirize anythingโthey just exist as a โhereโs my self-insertโ placeholder.
- Even when Daffy is absurd or overpowered, he changes the story, forces other characters to react, and his actions have narrative consequences, Dexter on the other hand does not need to exist in his narrative, he is a background extra with many other generic heroes like him.
- Satire needs more than just awareness; Dexter has no unique personality to bounce off of others, he is just a loser based on the Otaku stereotype of a man being interested in a digital waifu so the audience is left with confusion asking "what is point of Dexter as a character" instead of laughter.
- Penders made Dexter fit seamlessly into his universe, removing him from the baggage of the Nemex Vision by making him the owner of its core character concepts. However, this shift came with new baggage: the โPenderismsโโrecurring traits and tropes common in Pendersโ works, such as overblown self-inserts, convoluted power-ups, excessive exposition, and characters who claim achievements that feel meaningless. Despite now fitting the world, Dexter still fails as satire because he lacks meaningful flaws, irony, and narrative-driven absurdity. Simply fitting into a story does not make a character compellingโtheir personality, agency, and humor are what truly matter. Daffy works because all of these elements align; Dexter fails because they do not.
- The Mashup character of ๐๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ is no longer canon to the wiki and has been replaced with Enrique. This page only serves as a remember of how lazy and generic Dexter Fishery is as a character.
Relationships
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| โ | I did not witness to see a blue hedgehog become roadkill and be one of Nick's torture porn characters. Where's those old fashion family values, where's the morals? I want you to blow up Nick's offices and show Ken Penders some grassroots action | โ |
-Mr. Enter responding to the decline of FanChum LoudSponge Dragon Adventures (Team CRDL TV Series) as it becomes The Masturbation Diaries in Season 3 with Ken Penders having full control. | ||
๐ต๐๐๐๐'s role in Ken Penders stories is one of abuse and torture. ๐ต๐๐๐๐ carries the same traits as many characters in Nick that are given the butt monkey trope. Mr. Enter himself calls this the Megward the Wizard, a trope combining Squidward, Kyle, and Meg and their traits. Ken Penders calls this karma towards the rights holders of Sonic at SEGA. The Pee Pee Island Channel says, that they need to beat down this character as much as they can. Ken Pendersโ narrative choice to have ๐ต๐๐๐๐, who is arguably the "main character," suffer at the hands of the other protagonists could be seen as a form of meta-commentaryโpossibly directed at the treatment of his own creations or characters in the Sonic franchise. By positioning ๐ต๐๐๐๐ as the main character who is constantly belittled or beaten, Penders might be using the character as a symbolic representation of his own frustrations, or even as a critique of how creators and their works are often mistreated or mishandled by larger corporations like SEGA.
Penders calling it "karma" towards SEGAโs rights holders could reflect how ๐ต๐๐๐๐โs abuse is a metaphor for the suffering he might have felt as a creator of Sonic characters, particularly when his creations were taken away from him in the broader context of copyright disputes. ๐ต๐๐๐๐โs role as the protagonist who is "beaten down" becomes a kind of symbolic justice, almost as if the character is carrying the weight of Penders' grievances.
Juile-Su / Monika
| โ | Metaverse Enterprises, I think that's a fictional narrative, they don't exist. The other three girls don't know this, but Metaverse Enterprises doesn't exist, Ken Penders created them as a story construct in this digital prison along with his unnamed successor to the Dark Legion based on the Neo-Satanists that he currently calls the Neo-Dark Legion. Ken Penders holds over 700 deleted Sonic characters reimagined as NPCs of this world | โ |
-.Giffany as Natsuki telling the truth about Ken Penders and his copyright schemes | ||
Dexter Fishery is the ultimate simp along with his other two skunk friends, Shade and Alex YIIK. Dexter will stop at nothing to worship Ken Penders other waifu character at the expanse of Dexter. Ever since the internet ruined Monika in the 2010s, the once promising character that was about existentialism had been turned into a joke ever since she was written to be a Mary sue. The man behind this change in character was none other than CommanderNemex being guided by Ken Penders who pitched the design for Monika, but didn't draw her. Ken Penders says he created Monika for the purpose of creating a waifu that would discourage gooners and gooning. Later after some point in the Freaky Saga, it was discovered that Monika was in fact Juile-Su was siphoning off of Natsuki who was really in fact .Giffany, a member that had been captured and now roped into Penders' digital waifu prison which was in fact a thinly disguised test realm for Ken Penders stories. .Giffany formerly an evil digital girl now sought help from the Freakers and Pato the duck to dismantle Ken Penders hold on their world. .Giffany was a stage in her initial anger, being in fact once Cherry Hatsune Miku, a more insane parallel universe counterpart to her with Amy Rose like traits. In addition to being an AU Miku, she can transform into an AU Ruby Rose. Monika being jealous that she's a Ken Penders creation, will stop at nothing to make herself the star of the show and torture ๐ต๐๐๐๐ with the other two Ken Penders written anti-villain protagonists. Dexter Fishery is confirmed to own a Monika blow doll and pounces on the doll at least 3 times a day.
Yuri / Lara-Su
Being the daughter that acts as a sister to Juile-Su, she's just as hollow as her "older sister" if not more hollow. Her only role is to guide the audience to understand the Metaverse Enterprises ARG written by Ken Penders in the DLC aside from that, she's basically a background character with no character. Yuri can't stand being inferior to Juile-Su, yet she has to tag along to fill a narrative.
Shade
Ken Penders likes to often pair Shade with Dexter as protagonists, despite Shade being more of a recurring side character with opposing but similar values to Dexter. Ken Penders states that his goal of including Shade in his show is to discourage trolling. Shade is a member of the UnMasterbatables a group opposing the UnBastardbatables who work for Ian Flynn and Hedgehog 0. The difference between the UnMasterbatables and the Masterbation Club is that one opposes trolling while being heroes and the other opposes trolling while being villains. Shade being a Pigmask Army scumbag, is considered to be redeemed in Ken Penders eyes as he hates trolls. Dexter Fishery on the other hand approves Shade's vore and can even consider making commissions of Juile-Su doing vore every day.
Alex YIIK
Dexter Fishery is confirmed to be in a gay relationship with Alex YIIK who is a confirmed fan of Pokecolones. Pokemon has gotten stale, but Alex takes a step further by promoting equally NPC alternatives. When the two aren't playing Pokeclones together, Alex YIIK and Dexter likes to masturbate to Shade's horrible vore drawings. Dexter and Alex sometimes play sex games with each other and share body pillows in the same room. ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ has repetitively attacked and annoyed both for being cringe, causing these two to hold a grudge against the mad sponge fimself.
Olivia Evilyn
| โ | I donโt have a father... Not anymore... I watched himโฆ changeโliterallyโinto some soyjak clown calling himself Dexter Fishery carrying a orange-haired waifu body pillow in tow. Never heard of this โFisheryโ person until I found out I was just a background prop in some surface-dweller TV show. Thatโs when I swore payback on the handlers who trashed my home and shoved me into undercover work. For a minute I thought Scientist Vil Evil could fill the father-figure slot, but letโs be realโnothingโs gonna erase what those land dwelling puppeteers did. | โ |
-Olivia Evilyn talking about her father and how he became the infamous Dexter Fishery OC. | ||
Olivia Evilyn hates Dexter Fishery with her guts knowing that this person used to be her father until he was injected with soy. Ken Penders did what he did with every other father figure in his comics, make the father a terrible person like his self-insert Echidna OC, Locke. During this point, Olivia Evilyn left her household and became a supervillain, SpongeBob and Patrick would later find her alone in her hideout, completely angry at the world around her seeking to hide from the authorities. At some point Olivia Evilyn's revenge would be taken to extreme lengths and both her and Scientist Vil Evil would be disposed by Dr. Eggman who was behind the transformation of her father becoming a soyjak.
Toxic Big Bad Mean Bitch King
| โ | I WILL DEFEAT THE TOXIC BIG BAD MEAN BITCH KING!!! THIS CYBERVIOLENCE AGAINST MY DIGITAL WAIFU HAS GOT TO END!!! MY FRIEND SHADE HATES THIS FIDDLER!!! | โ |
-Dexter Fishery's war against Ken Penders' take on the Troll King | ||
Dexter really hates the Toxic Big Bad Mean Bitch King also known as the ForeskinFiddler calling him a toxic and mean individual often siding with Shade in agreement that cyber-violence is indeed very very bad and mean. In reality, the ForeskinFiddler has nothing to do with the Troll King or his minions, but with propaganda Ken Penders believes that it is okay to take some "creative liberties".
Xlon Xusk
| โ | X xm xhe xeader xf xhis xrmy. Xor xhe xirst xime xn xour xife, XpongeXob, xou xill xnow xhe xeaning xf xar | โ |
-Xlon Xusk talks in his werid X accent as usual | ||
| โ | Please don't touch Club Penguin and ruin it with your badly written arcs, Club Penguin doesn't need your awful Dexter x Monika pairing. Go away, Nemex and Penders! | โ |
-Angry109 sending angry letters to Ken Penders within Nick | ||
Xlon Xusk is nothing more than a werid antagonist written by Ken Penders in responsie to his absolute hatred against Elon Musk and everything he stands for. At first Xusk, was kind of funny, and it was diffcult for audiences to figure out that he was in fact, a Ken Penders character and part of his novel, the Masterbation Dairies. Who is Xlon Xusk, he is a caricature of Elon Musk that Ken Penders thought one day while Benson Beast as CommanderNemex wearing his Meta Knight mask and Penders himself thought of while torturing an angry Club Penguin gamer known as Angry109 in one of his sessions. Ken Penders also planned on ripping off the Card-Jitsu events for one of CommanderNemex's story arcs having gotten the idea of Xusk from a character within Club Penguin called Tusk. The first biography for Xusk written by Ken Penders was a direct rip-off of Tusk's own page, but with a small twist, every letter in the bio was replaced with the letter x. Penders having ripped off Club Penguin, had simply done the simple job of replacing a letter and calling it a new OC for his political satire. Critics would then read the Xusk arc dubbed Xhe Xhousand Xear Xlood Xar within a season of CommanderNemex's SpongeBob episodes and audiences around the globe would boo at him for once again having it center around his terrible OCs instead of the core characters. Angry109 would then send more angry fan letters to Vexter Finchard to get SpongeBob cancelled and he would read the letters ignoring the angry fans at Nick. Vexter would then reply that the network does not need cartoons and they would fund more live action shows to cut costs. Angry109 would then leave another angry rely telling the creators about the state of the TV show and then be ignored for yet another day.
Biography
Fanboy and Chum Chum: The Masterbation Diaries
Incantation Acres Arc
After a mysterious three-day disappearance that led many to believe he had died, Dexter returned to explain the extraordinary events that had transpired. Upon his return, Dexter explained his harrowing encounter with the malevolent Xlon Xusk from Xell, revealing that Xusk was, in fact, Voldemort, who had wielded cursed Harry Potter-style magic against him. Xusk had also constructed a portal to the moon from Xell, further complicating Dexterโs quest. Despite his small, femboy frame, Dexter donned a robe far too large for him and declared his mission with dramatic flair: โIโve become the savior of all things anime! The chosen one who will protect their delicate anime hearts from the forces of evil!โ Dr. Eggman observed Dexter with narrowed eyes, intrigued yet skeptical. Nonetheless, Dexterโs return ignited a series of chaotic events across Bikini Bottom. Under Eggmanโs instructions, SpongeBob and Patrick attempted to ward off evil spirits by repeatedly writing the cryptic phrase โOmelet du fromageโ. Simultaneously, Agents Ice and Sage carried out a brutal purification campaign, pouring bleach into the eyes of citizens to combat suspected hollows, with Patrick shouting, โBE PURIFIED OF THE DEMONS!โ The incident culminated in Fred screaming in agony, โMY EYES! MY LEG!โ as he fell apart under the assault.
Amid the chaos, Dexter ventured into an alleyway where he discovered Crack Miserโs illicit drug trade. Dr. Eggman intervened, donning a large trenchcoat to assert himself as the sole supplier, warning the citizens, โGet away from that crack addict! I'm the only supplier here around!โ He then deployed his robots to retrieve more crack, maintaining strict control over the situation. Meanwhile, Squidward revisited Tentacle Acres, seeking to reconcile with the residents he had previously been forced to leave, adding a fleeting moment of introspection to the otherwise chaotic narrative.
Throughout these events, Dexter remained devoted to his personal mission and his obsession with Goddess Monika. In a surreal and tragic finale, he clutched a picture and body pillow of Monika, vowing to one day acquire the legendary โGoddess Admin USBโ to bring her to life, before succumbing to an overdose in the street. Despite his death, Dexterโs final act had a profound consequence: he had succeeded in defeating "Voldemort", cementing his status as a chaotic, tragic hero within the bizarre and unpredictable tapestry of Bikini Bottom lore.
Nemex Dewormer B.C.
Jesus Christ Dexter Fishery Monika who somehow isn't evicted for being an annoying pest orders Zoetis Nemex-2 Oral Liquid Dewormer for Puppies and Dogs in the mail. Dexter Fishery hallucinates his imaginary waifu Monika reading the script adopts a puppy but then she realizes that they are inside an underwater setting. Sandy Cheeks, ever the problem solver, walked in wearing her signature helmet. "Well, yโall, if weโre keeping pets underwater, weโre gonna need a proper setup. How โbout I whip up a petting zoo? Something big enough for all kinds of critters?" so Sandy Cheeks builds a large petting zoo, however, after enough breeding they find themselves a blue puppy named Blue. "This is no ordinary pup," Dexter mused, observing Blue closely. "Do you realize what this could mean? If Blue is real... Steve from Blueโs Clues might be real, too!" Monika rolled her eyes. "Dex, Steve is just a character from a TV show." "Or is he?" Dexter said dramatically. "What if we can prove he exists scientifically? We can just blue skidoo there!"
Dexter Fishery then gets the brilliant idea to scientifically prove whatever or not Steve from Blue's Clues is even alive or a real person so he along with his Asian nerd fish friends find the behavior clinic that drove Steve insane. After getting a clue from Blue, Dexter tracks down the Behavior Clinic where Blues Clues is filmed at. "B.C. could stand for Blueโs Clues," Dexter theorized. "Or... Behavior Clinic." Together they find out that B.C. means Blue Clues as well as Behavior Clinic. Steve is then seen completely strapped by the police and he tells people you got to get on your thinking chairs. Steve is then seen having red hands but he insists that he was just making hamburgers for his pet dog. Deep down Steve is guilty of criminal activity and then pins the blame on Dexter insisting that he is a deranged monster as well and that his girlfriend may not be real.
Steve then grabs a knife and attempts to murder them down. Steveโs laughter echoed behind them as they fled. โYou canโt run from the clues! Theyโre everywhere! Blueโs waiting for you, too!โ After Monika and Dexter destroy the Behavior Clinic, from inside the room, Steveโs voice rang out, distorted and distant while taking his meds. โYouโll join us eventually. Everyone does...Joe...Josh...they are my friends and they all have blue skidoo'd to this clinic.โ The French Narrator solemnly concludes, โAnd so, the tale of these two comes to an endโfor this writer in particular, at least. It seems their journey together will remain unfinished, as he has decided to bid these characters farewell, never to return to their story again.โ Ken Penders then looks at the Nick staff and B.O.O.T.S. representatives trying to make sure Dexter Fishery can continue inside his era of Nick while holding some slushies with Satan. Penders then heard that he is going to be fired. Later Vexter Finchard shows up with some C.O.G.S. Inc robots and says that he can't take a joke especially what he calls flanderization. The board then calls out that he had ignored all the other Flanders and now all of a sudden he cares since it is happening to him. C.O.G.S. Inc then kicks every single person involved with what is now known as "the Nemex Vision" to save his company. Shortly after Finchard finds out that his little sister has been captured by the NPCs who hate his guts for firing him.
CWC Brazilian BBQ Arc
| โ | CURSE YOU DR. EGGMAN, I'VE KNOW YOU'VE BEEN INJECTING SOY INTO MY EMPLOYEES, I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER TO TRUST TO LET NICK LET THAT DANG PENDERS AND NEMEX CONTROL THE SHOW! What's this Dexter Fishery guy? He was supposed to be an icon, I had him approved by my network after meeting some members of my board who showed me some well interesting designs. So your the source of those angry letters from disgruntled fans, I've just went back to Nick as a representative of Viacom few days ago to fire some very questionable employees, but you are even worse as you are helping these morons reshape the political order for this farce you and my rivals within the current world order call NPCism. What is this shitty soyjak you got here. You think this is an attempt to mock me! I'll have him gunned down soon so I can capture his soul data and give him the proper self-reflection of my brand I've been looking for! | โ |
-Vexter before getting interrupted by ๐๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ in his own plans to eliminate Ken Penders creations as well as send C.O.G.S. Inc against everyone | ||
Dexter Fisheryโdressed as the Christian savior and redeemer once againโwas caught in the middle of the commotion. He stood alongside his body pillow of Monika, arguing over a Brazilian woman whose name was just one letter short from hers. As Patrick continued mocking her, Monica threw a chair, and Dexter quietly observed, maintaining his calm, poised demeanor despite the chaos around him. While Sempai, possessing Smytus, watched from afar and attempted to reclaim his former ideal, Dexter remained a steadfast presence, an anchor of reason amidst the madness. His calmness contrasted sharply with the battles raging around the Krusty Krab, the Anti-Horny Police assaults, and the surreal chaos of Vexterโs schemes.From a distance, Vexter noticed Dexter and scowled. Yet Dexter moved with quiet precision, avoiding direct conflict, observing the battlefield between Marluxia and Mr. Krabs as well as Pato and Vexter, and remaining focused on the unfolding events rather than being drawn into the chaos.
Penders Showdown
| โ | Sorry, but your stupid series ends today. I'll finish you all at once if that is more convenient | โ |
-๐๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ against Ken Penders and his Masturbation Diaries series | ||
The Masterbators and Masterbation Club exist within Pendersโ comics, the fictional events begin occurring in reality. Penders believes he is controlling their actions through his writing, but in truth, he is only a seer: his comics predict the groupsโ moves rather than dictate them. Freakystian then states he also has similar powers having been granted them though a mysterious Duck God.
The story escalates when a news broadcast reports that a group resembling the Masterbators has carried out an assassination, prompting the Freaky Society to respond. This leads to a series of confrontations in Broadway, New York, designed to determine which side is stronger. The duels mirror the dynamics from Pendersโ comics: Dexter Fishery tries to eliminate one Freaky Society member with a precision strike but he misses and attempts to aim for the residents who have escaped Ken Penders own fictional universe in order to kill the creator, Juile-Su as Monika manipulates events to outmaneuver another opponent, and Lara-Su as Yuri defeats a powerful adversary using strategy and agility. Ugly Sonic engages in a high-speed battle, while the four unnamed members of the Masterbation Club demonstrate coordinated attacks in Penders' head until it would be revealed that all four Penders protagonists failed to be revived as a newcomer known as Mamiya Takuji would have taken the intended club and convert them into his cult. This cult now ran by Mamiya Takuji would strike with two confirmed members, Dr. Eggman who unleashes technological traps, and Ristar who utilizes his unique abilities to neutralize multiple threats.
As the battles continue, Freakystian and other members of the Freaky Society retaliate, countering attacks and strategically eliminating opponents from the Masterbatorsโ ranks. Amid the chaos, one Freaky Society member begins to realize that the narrative was being guided by Pendersโ comics but was hijacked by Mamiya Takuji, leading to a confrontation that threatens to spiral out of control. In the climactic moment, one Masterbator is seemingly defeated, only to return with enhanced abilities, turning the tide of the battle. Ultimately, a truce is called, revealing that the comics were predictive rather than controlling. ๐๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ would later solo Dexter Fishery in combat telling him that he is merely a fictional character in a real universe. The Twins would kill Monika and Yuri, meanwhile Ugly Sonic runs away not returning to film until several years later knowing that the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ SUSiety! has won. Penders then finds out that Paramount is going to redesign Sonic and actually pay the money to fix their film. Penders is crushed yet again and then goes back to pushing his disliked post-timeskip comic series.