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WARNING 18+ ARTICLE

	The following article includes nudity or straight up porn. Do NOT read this article if you are under the age of 18!!! Or Fanboy will steal the toilet paper while you're pooping
	And kids, always remember
	Includes: Futa
	Monsturd1954, go away, you're too young for that page
	yeah I had to make this warning that long cuz phoens...

"We must reject the idea that every time a law's broken, society is guilty rather than the lawbreaker. It is time to restore the American precept that each individual is accountable for his actions." -Ronald Reagan

The Futa Virus is a slight contagious virus that affects only people with high levels of phyto-estrogen in their diet such as Starbucks frequenters, vegans, gammons and Germans. It was created by using the DNA of The Shadow Queen and strains of the sex parasites to make women shut the fuck up, because it's hip to see each other's genders as whiny, irrational and full of bullshit. But this failed as a result and now it hunts Amy Schumer fans that think fart and vagina jokes are funny as hell, to give them dicks and bigger boobs.

It is synonymous with the sex parasites to the uneducated.

It was fixed by Sky Lark simply picking his nose, to eradicate the virus completely.