The Futa Virus

WARNING 18+ ARTICLE
	The following article includes nudity or straight up porn. Do NOT read this article if you are under the age of 18!!! Or Fanboy will steal the toilet paper while you're pooping
	And kids, always remember
	Includes: Futa
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	yeah I had to make this warning that long cuz phoens...

"We must reject the idea that every time a law's broken, society is guilty rather than the lawbreaker. It is time to restore the American precept that each individual is accountable for his actions." -Ronald Reagan

The Futa Virus is a slight contagious virus that affects only people with high levels of phyto-estrogen in their diet such as Starbucks frequenters, vegans, gammons and Germans. It was created by using the DNA of The Shadow Queen and strains of the sex parasites to make women shut the fuck up, because it's hip to see each other's genders as whiny, irrational and full of bullshit. But this failed as a result and now it hunts Amy Schumer fans that think fart and vagina jokes are funny as hell, to give them dicks and bigger boobs.

It is synonymous with the sex parasites to the uneducated.

It was fixed by Jerry simply picking his nose, to eradicate the virus completely.

Also the uneducated(Ya Boy Duggie)assumed that Vivian got infected by the virus but they're dumb as fuck because she was born with a dick

Creators

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  Shadow Queen(Genetic Template)

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  Dr. Fuck You

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  Jacques von Hämsterviel

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  Dr. Insano!

People who were infected by it

go crazy