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[[File:Picsart 24-06-07 21-03-18-438.jpg|thumb|[[LoulouVZ]], koneko and [[Raku chan]] outside of the entrance to lower norfair]] | [[File:Picsart 24-06-07 21-03-18-438.jpg|thumb|[[LoulouVZ]], koneko and [[Raku chan]] outside of the entrance to lower norfair]] | ||
Norfair, also known as septic hell or feces paradise, is an underground region of planet zebes made almost entirely out of human and animal excrement, of course it smells bad | Norfair, also known as septic hell or feces paradise, is an underground region of planet zebes made almost entirely out of human and animal excrement, of course it smells bad | ||
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==Lower norfair/ lair of ridley== | ==Lower norfair/ lair of ridley== | ||
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deep in a tunnel within norfair lies an enormous fatberg made out of used condoms, fat, diapers, tampons, and excrement that serves as the entrance to lower norfair. it is marked only by a sign that says "BEWARE OF THE [[Ridley|RIDLEY]]" | deep in a tunnel within norfair lies an enormous fatberg made out of used condoms, fat, diapers, tampons, and excrement that serves as the entrance to lower norfair. it is marked only by a sign that says "BEWARE OF THE [[Ridley|RIDLEY]]" | ||
One must squeeze in through the fatberg to get into the deepest part of lower norfair, the lair of ridley | One must squeeze in through the fatberg to get into the deepest part of lower norfair, the lair of ridley | ||
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Norfair, also known as septic hell or feces paradise, is an underground region of planet zebes made almost entirely out of human and animal excrement, of course it smells bad
This place has inhabitants such as LoulouVZ, her lover Shädman, Raku chan and Harlot of the Flies, allthough one such inhabitant stands out from the others, Ridley, who is greatly feared by those who live in the shitty trenches of norfair
Entrance
The entrance to upper norfair is through a manhole located deep inside a tunnel in Yonggary island, which is on planet earth btw
Fauna and geological features
there is little to no fauna in norfair as few creatures other than Ridley and some alligators can survive in the unsanitary conditions of the place without dying of disease, intoxication or infection, there are geysers that shoot out liquid poo and farts instead of water and in the center there is a giant fart volcano
Lower norfair/ lair of ridley
deep in a tunnel within norfair lies an enormous fatberg made out of used condoms, fat, diapers, tampons, and excrement that serves as the entrance to lower norfair. it is marked only by a sign that says "BEWARE OF THE RIDLEY"
One must squeeze in through the fatberg to get into the deepest part of lower norfair, the lair of ridley