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{{Quote|"I love you..... '''''YOU.... WILL... '''''LOVE'''''.... ME....''"|Barney}}[[File:BARNEY.png|thumb]]'''Barnaby Barnabas "Barney the Dinosaur" Beranīeġ''', also known by his ''<u>ONE TRUE</u>'' name '''''Μπάρνεϊ δεινόςσαῦρος''''', is the titular main antagonist of the ''Barney and Friends'' franchise and a massive, comically evil 900,000,000 foot tall, 90,000,000,000 pound purple tyrannosaurus rex. He is (unsurprisingly) the largest dinosaur alive. He is the biological great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather of the [[William Afton|Man Behind the Slaughter]], [[Jazzi]], [[Susie]], [[Patrick]],  [[Thanos]], [[Spyro]], [[Grimace]], and [[Prune Dude]]. Why most of his kids weren't also dinosaurs no one truly knows, but they're all purple so who cares lmao. Barney is truly evil as he likes killing all things, like [[Your Mum!|your mom]] and cute innocent kittens. He uses his purpleness to make all living beings see purple.
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[[File:BARNEY.png|thumb]]'''Barnaby Barnabas "Barney the Dinosaur" Beranīeġ''', also known as the '''Purple Piper of Bedrock''', or by his ''<u>ONE TRUE</u>'' name '''''Μπάρνεϊ δεινόςσαῦρος''''', is the titular main antagonist of the ''Barney and Friends'' franchise and a massive, comically evil 900,000,000 foot tall, 90,000,000,000 pound purple tyrannosaurus rex. He is (unsurprisingly) the largest dinosaur alive. He is the biological great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather of the [[William Afton|Man Behind the Slaughter]], [[Jazzi]], [[Susie]], [[Patrick]],  [[Thanos]], [[Spyro]], [[Grimace]], and [[Prune Dude]]. Why most of his kids weren't also dinosaurs no one truly knows, but they're all purple so who cares lmao. Barney is truly evil as he likes killing all things, like [[Your Mum!|your mom]] and cute innocent kittens. He uses his purpleness to make all living beings see purple.


Unlike [[Dotar Surk|the unmentionable]], who is the god of all things green (and is incomparably the biggest thing in the conceivable universe, incalculably taller and wider than his own [[Cecil Turtle|father]]) and obscuring multiple galaxies, Barney's powers in comparison are much more limited, but that's not to say he isn't at all powerful given the fact that he's literally a nine hundred million foot tall T-rex. For instance, he has the sharpest teeth out of anyone in the Omniverse (sharper than Dotar's) that could cut and slice through the toughest of diamonds, the stretchiest of rubber, extraterrestrial elements and materials to 1000x more durable than any Earthly mineral known, and even Minecraft bedrock. He can also shapeshift into any dinosaur subspecies as he pleases, and he has this ability just so that all of them can still be preserved through him. He uses his omniscient mind manipulation to convince all children across fiction that he is not evil and that his wicked and ancient rituals are nothing but innocent songs and dances. After Barney and his 4th wall breaking demonic "crew" turn off the cameras, he devours all the children in front of him to continue his vicious murderous cycle. He does this for sport, not for food. When hungry, he will simply eat eggplants sprinkled with some delicious [[A1 Steak Sauce]]. Sometimes, he may drink the blood of innocent children, sure, but that is because his diet lacks fiber.
He also served as the overarching antagonist of all fiction in the 2000s and later became a main antagonist across all fiction and meme culture in the 2010s before [[Dotar Surk|the unmentionable]] and many other eldritch evil entities took over in his place in the 2020s as Barney was narratively designated into a secondary antagonist/dragon role and unlike the ''unmentionable'', who is the god of all things green (and is incomparably the biggest thing in the conceivable universe, incalculably taller and wider than his own [[Cecil Turtle|father]]) and obscuring multiple galaxies, Barney's powers in comparison are much more limited, but that's not to say he isn't at all powerful given the fact that he's literally a nine hundred million foot tall T-rex. For instance, he has the sharpest teeth out of anyone in the Omniverse (sharper than Dotar's) that could cut and slice through the toughest of diamonds, the stretchiest of rubber, extraterrestrial elements and materials to 1000x more durable than any Earthly mineral known, and even Minecraft bedrock. He can also shapeshift into any dinosaur subspecies as he pleases, and he has this ability just so that all of them can still be preserved through him. He uses his omniscient mind manipulation to convince all children across fiction that he is not evil and that his wicked and ancient rituals are nothing but innocent songs and dances. After Barney and his 4th wall breaking demonic "crew" turn off the cameras, he devours all the children in front of him to continue his vicious murderous cycle. He does this for sport, not for food. When hungry, he will simply eat eggplants sprinkled with some delicious [[A1 Steak Sauce]]. Sometimes, he may drink the blood of innocent children, sure, but that is because his diet lacks fiber.


He can also breathe fire for some reason. The fire defies his height and can reach the ground. It's the hottest fire in the entire Omniverse and can melt literally anything in its path and Barney knows he can use this for his advantage against any NPC he comes across. He also has the ability of time manipulation as he can time travel anytime he desires. He is so evil that every awful and inhumane tragedy that has ever happened in our history could have been prevented by Barney's time traveling... but he always just lets it happen. Smiling as he watches the countless genocides and catastrophes that has befallen upon us.
He can also breathe fire for some reason. The fire defies his height and can reach the ground. It's the hottest fire in the entire Omniverse and can melt literally anything in its path and Barney knows he can use this for his advantage against any NPC he comes across. He also has the ability of time manipulation as he can time travel anytime he desires. He is so evil that every awful and inhumane tragedy that has ever happened in our history could have been prevented by Barney's time traveling... but he always just lets it happen. Smiling as he watches the countless genocides and catastrophes that has befallen upon us.
==Gallery==
 
[[File:Temnobarneysaurus.webp|left|thumb|temnobarneysaurus]]
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<h2 style="font-family: Space Mono; border-bottom: 3px solid; border-left: 3px solid; padding-left: 10px; border-image: linear-gradient(to top right, indigo, indigo) 1;">'''<span style="background:linear-gradient(0deg, purple 17%, indigo 100%); -webkit-background-clip:text;color: #a8eb34;font-family:Arial Black;font-weight:700;-webkit-text-stroke: 0.18em transparent;text-align:center">Triva</span>'''</h2>
*[[Fanboy]] and Barney share the same colour scheme. This is due to Barney being Fanboy's great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather.
*[[Church of Waluigi|{{color|indigo|<u>WAΓUIGI</u>}}]] and Barney share [[wikipedia:EarthBound_64|{{color|indigo|<u>'''a secret past that no mortal knows'''</u>}}]]
*His thighs can crush a watermelon into the 11<sup>th</sup> dimension.
*When [[Fred Flintstone]] was a young child, his parents would tell horror stories about Barney to make Fred behave.
*Barney was the one responsible for the Great Green Goober Genocide of <small>c.</small> 979,742,846,947,982,847,842,842,992,992,846,823,932<sup>999</sup> Decillion <small>B.C.</small>
<h2 style="font-family: Space Mono; border-bottom: 3px solid; border-left: 3px solid; padding-left: 10px; border-image: linear-gradient(to top right, indigo, indigo) 1;">'''<span style="background:linear-gradient(0deg, purple 17%, indigo 100%); -webkit-background-clip:text;color: #a8eb34;font-family:Arial Black;font-weight:700;-webkit-text-stroke: 0.18em transparent;text-align:center">External Links and Notable Astral Forms Across the Omniverse</span>'''</h2>
 
*[[wikipedia:Anti-Barney_humor|{{Color|#653867|<u>'''Anti-Barney humor'''</u>}}]]
 
*[https://unanything.miraheze.org/wiki/Barney {{Color|#653867|<u>'''Barney — ''UnAnything Wiki'''''</u>}}]
*[https://villainsfanon.fandom.com/wiki/Barney_(DashieXP) {{Color|#653867|<u>'''Barney — ''Dashie Lore'''''</u>}}]
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20030807131007/http://dustyfeet.com/evil/enemy.html {{Color|#653867|<u>'''Barney — ''Dustyfeet.com'''''</u>}}]
*[https://undertale-au-fanon.fandom.com/wiki/Buff_Barney {{Color|#653867|<u>'''Barney — ''Post-2010s Saga'''''</u>}}]
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Revision as of 20:02, 6 September 2026

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Barney the Dinosaur


“

⠀⠀I love you..... YOU.... WILL... LOVE.... ME....„

— Μπάρνεϊ δεινόςσαῦρος

“

⠀⠀A-HEY! HYUCK!!„


— Barney's catchphrase

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Barnaby Barnabas "Barney the Dinosaur" Beranīeġ, also known as the Purple Piper of Bedrock, or by his ONE TRUE name Μπάρνεϊ δεινόςσαῦρος, is the titular main antagonist of the Barney and Friends franchise and a massive, comically evil 900,000,000 foot tall, 90,000,000,000 pound purple tyrannosaurus rex. He is (unsurprisingly) the largest dinosaur alive. He is the biological great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather of the Man Behind the Slaughter, 𝓙𝓪𝔃𝔃𝓲, Susie, Patrick, Thanos, Spyro, Grimace, and Prune Dude. Why most of his kids weren't also dinosaurs no one truly knows, but they're all purple so who cares lmao. Barney is truly evil as he likes killing all things, like your mom and cute innocent kittens. He uses his purpleness to make all living beings see purple.

He also served as the overarching antagonist of all fiction in the 2000s and later became a main antagonist across all fiction and meme culture in the 2010s before the unmentionable and many other eldritch evil entities took over in his place in the 2020s as Barney was narratively designated into a secondary antagonist/dragon role and unlike the unmentionable, who is the god of all things green (and is incomparably the biggest thing in the conceivable universe, incalculably taller and wider than his own father) and obscuring multiple galaxies, Barney's powers in comparison are much more limited, but that's not to say he isn't at all powerful given the fact that he's literally a nine hundred million foot tall T-rex. For instance, he has the sharpest teeth out of anyone in the Omniverse (sharper than Dotar's) that could cut and slice through the toughest of diamonds, the stretchiest of rubber, extraterrestrial elements and materials to 1000x more durable than any Earthly mineral known, and even Minecraft bedrock. He can also shapeshift into any dinosaur subspecies as he pleases, and he has this ability just so that all of them can still be preserved through him. He uses his omniscient mind manipulation to convince all children across fiction that he is not evil and that his wicked and ancient rituals are nothing but innocent songs and dances. After Barney and his 4th wall breaking demonic "crew" turn off the cameras, he devours all the children in front of him to continue his vicious murderous cycle. He does this for sport, not for food. When hungry, he will simply eat eggplants sprinkled with some delicious A1 Steak Sauce. Sometimes, he may drink the blood of innocent children, sure, but that is because his diet lacks fiber.

He can also breathe fire for some reason. The fire defies his height and can reach the ground. It's the hottest fire in the entire Omniverse and can melt literally anything in its path and Barney knows he can use this for his advantage against any NPC he comes across. He also has the ability of time manipulation as he can time travel anytime he desires. He is so evil that every awful and inhumane tragedy that has ever happened in our history could have been prevented by Barney's time traveling... but he always just lets it happen. Smiling as he watches the countless genocides and catastrophes that has befallen upon us.

Gallery

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Triva

  • Fanboy and Barney share the same colour scheme. This is due to Barney being Fanboy's great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather.
  • WAΓUIGI and Barney share a secret past that no mortal knows
  • His thighs can crush a watermelon into the 11th dimension.
  • When Fred Flintstone was a young child, his parents would tell horror stories about Barney to make Fred behave.
  • Barney was the one responsible for the Great Green Goober Genocide of c. 979,742,846,947,982,847,842,842,992,992,846,823,932999 Decillion B.C.

External Links and Notable Astral Forms Across the Omniverse

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