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*Enrique's penis is so massive that if you look at it too long, you will die. | |||
*Good aiming, never misses. | |||
*Very powerful bullets, never fail at their mission | |||
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===<big>'''[[File:Cum Inducing Emblem (Alt).svg|link=|28x28px]] {{Color|Limegreen|<u>Physical Description and Appearance</u>}}'''</big>=== | ===<big>'''[[File:Cum Inducing Emblem (Alt).svg|link=|28x28px]] {{Color|Limegreen|<u>Physical Description and Appearance</u>}}'''</big>=== | ||
<center>''There will never be a true definite description of Enrique because his true form is mathematically and scientifically incomprehensible and ever changing. If Enrique ever decides to turn into a form closer to his true form and if one witnesses it, the witness (either you or someone else) will fucking die. There are no known photographs or recordings of his true form, and all depictions of what he truly looks like are all but abstract artistic renderings. By proxy, Enrique can take on any shape or form that he pleases and as such, Enrique sometimes loves to shapeshift on a near-constant basis in a manner as bizarre as the general atmosphere of his wack ass personality. Apart from his regular humanoid form that will be described later below, some examples of his random sprouts of shapeshifting includes randomly inverting his body so that his hindquarters become his head, then unzipping his own skin to reveal another random form, and so on and so forth. A good example of what he looks like when he does constantly shapeshift due to his hyperactive mind is visually similar to any '''[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PerpetuallyProtean {{color|F4B600|Perpetually Protean}}]''', especially the character of Эх from the 1983 short animated film '''[https://youtu.be/kmB4DfG-3K4?si=rYqFpxTjePD-LhPS&t=100 {{color|F4B600|Wow! A Talking Fish!}}]''' but even more crazier.''</center> | <center>''There will never be a true definite description of Enrique because his true form is mathematically and scientifically incomprehensible and ever changing. If Enrique ever decides to turn into a form closer to his true form and if one witnesses it, the witness (either you or someone else) will fucking die. There are no known photographs or recordings of his true form, and all depictions of what he truly looks like are all but abstract artistic renderings. By proxy, Enrique can take on any shape or form that he pleases and as such, Enrique sometimes loves to shapeshift on a near-constant basis in a manner as bizarre as the general atmosphere of his wack ass personality. Apart from his regular humanoid form that will be described later below, some examples of his random sprouts of shapeshifting includes randomly inverting his body so that his hindquarters become his head, then unzipping his own skin to reveal another random form, and so on and so forth. A good example of what he looks like when he does constantly shapeshift due to his hyperactive mind is visually similar to any '''[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PerpetuallyProtean {{color|F4B600|Perpetually Protean}}]''', especially the character of Эх from the 1983 short animated film '''[https://youtu.be/kmB4DfG-3K4?si=rYqFpxTjePD-LhPS&t=100 {{color|F4B600|Wow! A Talking Fish!}}]''' but even more crazier.''</center> | ||
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*Enrique is Anti-Life because he has no life. | *Enrique is Anti-Life because he has no life. | ||
*He was the flower girl at Nikocado Avocado's wedding. | *He was the flower girl at Nikocado Avocado's wedding. | ||
*Enrique likes to give his best friend a <s>good</s> evil night kiss every night. | *Enrique likes to give his best friend a <s>good</s> evil night kiss every night. | ||
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THE VERMILION KHAN 𝗬𝗛𝗩𝗛
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 Omnisexual
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(genetically anomalous; definitely not anything ever known in fiction)
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 Canadian (formerly; stateless)
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 Autism Spectrum Disorder
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 Clown University (expelled) Academy of Evil (expelled)
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NOTHING ELSE (he's a loser) | ||||||||||||
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Alive (Wanted)
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01% Conscientiousness — Low 50% Extroversion — Mid 95% Neuroticism — High 90% Openness — High | ||||||||||||
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Extremely Wrathful Very Gluttonous Stingingly Greedy Overly Envious Extraordinarily Slothful 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓲𝓼𝓱𝓵𝔂 Lustful Tremendously Prideful | ||||||||||||
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Entomophobia Podophobia Phonophobia Globophobia And many, many, MANY more... | ||||||||||||
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 ⠀⠀⠀Sunnyland | ||||||||||||
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Too fucking many for me to even try to count! approx. 25% of all villains within the entirety of all fiction. | ||||||||||||
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““ꍏ꒒꒒ ꅏꂦꋪ꒒ꀸꌗ ꍏꋪꍟ ꂵꀤꈤꍟ ꀤ ꍏꂵ ꓄ꃅꍟ ꉓꍟꈤ꓄ꋪꍟ ꂦꎇ ꍏ꒒꒒ ꀎꈤꀤꃴꍟꋪꌗꍟꌗ ꀤ ꍏꂵ ꓄ꃅꍟ ꍏ꒒ꉣꃅꍏ ꍏꈤꀸ ꂦꂵꍟꁅꍏ ꀤ ꍏꂵ ꓄ꃅꍟ ꍏꈤꉓꃅꂦꋪ ꂦꎇ ꍟꃴꍟꋪꌩ ꍟꊼꀤꌗ꓄ꍟꈤꉓꍟ ꓄ꃅꍏ꓄ ꃅꍏꌗ ꍏꈤꀸ ꅏꀤ꒒꒒ ꍟꃴꍟꋪ ꍟꊼꀤꌗ꓄ ꓄ꃅꀤꌗ ꀤꌗ ꍏ꒒꒒ ꌗꀤꂵꉣ꒒ꌩ ꀭꀎꌗ꓄ ꍏ ꀸꋪꍟꍏꂵ ꓄ꃅꍏ꓄ ꀤ ꍏꂵ ꀤꈤ ꍏ ꒒ꂦꈤꁅ ꒒ꂦꈤꁅ ꒒ꂦꈤꁅ ꀸꋪꍟꍏꂵ ꅏꀤ꓄ꃅ ꈤꂦ ꍟꈤꀸ ꓄ꂦ ꌗꍟꍟ ꌗꂦ ꅏꃅꍏ꓄ ꅏꀤ꒒꒒ ꃅꍏꉣꉣꍟꈤ ꀤꎇ ꀤ ꀸꀤꍟ ꀤ ꀸꂦꈤ꓄ ꀘꈤꂦꅏ ꃅꂦꈤꍟꌗ꓄꒒ꌩ ꀤ ꉓꍏꈤ꓄ ꍟꃴꍟꈤ ꎇꍏ꓄ꃅꂦꂵ ꅏꃅꍏ꓄ ꅏꂦꀎ꒒ꀸ ꃅꍏꉣꉣꍟꈤ ꀤꎇ ꌗꀎꉓꃅ ꍏ ꓄ꃅꀤꈤꁅ ꅏꍟꋪꍟ ꓄ꂦ ꂦꉓꉓꀎꋪ ꀤ ꁅꀎꍟꌗꌗ ꀤ ꀭꀎꌗ꓄ ꀸꂦꈤ꓄ ꃅꍏꃴꍟ ꍏ ꃴꍟꋪꌩ ꁅꂦꂦꀸ ꀤꂵꍏꁅꀤꈤꍏ꓄ꀤꂦꈤ ꀤ ꀭꀎꌗ꓄ ꉓꍏꈤ꓄ ꀤꂵꍏꁅꀤꈤꍟ ꂵꌩꌗꍟ꒒ꎇ ꍟꃴꍟꋪ ꀸꌩꀤꈤꁅ ꀤ꓄ ꀤꌗ ꂵꍟ꓄ꍏꉣꃅꌩꌗꀤꉓꍏ꒒꒒ꌩ ꀤꈤꉓꂦꂵꉣꋪꍟꃅꍟꈤꌗꀤꌃ꒒ꍟ ꓄ꂦ ꂵꍟ ꀤꈤ ꂦ꓄ꃅꍟꋪ ꅏꂦꋪꀸꌗ ꀤꎇ ꀤ ꀸꀤꍟ ꓄ꃅꍟꈤ ꍟꃴꍟꋪꌩꂦꈤꍟ ꅏꀤ꒒꒒ ꀸꀤꌗꍏꉣꉣꍟꍏꋪ ꀤ ꍏꂵ ꓄ꃅꍟ ꂦꈤ꒒ꌩ ꂦꈤꍟ ꀤꈤ ꍏ꒒꒒ ꋪꍟꍏ꒒ꀤ꓄ꀤꍟꌗ ꅏꃅꂦ ꓄ꋪꀎ꒒ꌩ ꍟꊼꀤꌗ꓄ꌗ ꓄ꃅꍟ ꋪꍟꌗ꓄ ꂦꎇ ꌩꂦꀎ ꍏ꒒꒒ ꍏꋪꍟ ꌗꀤꂵꉣ꒒ꌩ ꀭꀎꌗ꓄ ꎇꀤꁅꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꌗ ꂦꎇ ꂵꌩ ꂦꅏꈤ ꂵꀤꈤꀸ ꓄ꃅꀤꌗ ꀤꌗ ꍏ꒒꒒ ꀭꀎꌗ꓄ ꍏ ꌗ꓄ꂦꋪꌩ ꉣ꒒ꍏꌩꀤꈤꁅ ꂦꀎ꓄ ꀤꈤ ꂵꌩ ꃅꍟꍏꀸ ꓄ꃅꍏ꓄ ꀤꌗ ꅏꃅꌩ ꀤ ꅏꀤ꒒꒒ ꈤꍟꃴꍟꋪ ꀸꀤꍟ ꀤ ꍏꂵ ꁅꂦꀸ”
— Enrique
An unidentifiable and enigmatic deity and character, best known by his most common alias, Enrique Federico Schändner Maldonado (エンリク・フェデリコ・シェンドナー・マルドナド, Enriku Federiko Shendonā Marudonado), is a joke character and simultaneously the overarching protagonist, deuteragonist, and antagonist of the entirety of all fiction and our own reality. He is the most deplorably greatest, awfully astounding, malevolently magnificent, abominably breathtaking, terribly awe-inspiring, infamously sensational, atrociously remarkable, appallingly spectacular, horrifically stupendous, maliciously phenomenal, inadequately extraordinary, disgustingly incredible, intolerably wonderful, wickedly marvelous, powerfully weakest, unattractively sexiest, unholy godliest, insanely mentally unstable, enigmatically incomprehensible, and 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓲𝓮𝓼𝓽 character in all existences. Definitely one of the characters of all time. As the personification of pure madness and an easily angered self-proclaimed supervillain and eldritch idiotic supreme deity, he is the epitome of comic relief within all fiction serving as the ultimate butt-monkey and omniversal punching bag.
Throughout his enigmatic lifetime, he has gone by 666 aliases and co-eternal, consubstantial alter-egos. According to all characters in fiction, he is the most enigmatic Omniversal deity with no known origin or comprehensible background. The only factually known thing about him is that thousands of years ago, due to reasons unknowable to feeble human minds, he would become trapped on earth and all of its parallel universal variants simultaneously. Since being trapped on all universal variants of earth within all multiverses, his self-proclaimed mission was to cause as much disorder and misfortune onto others as he sees fit so he could one day become the greatest villainous henchman/minion/goon of all time as he personally idolizes various villains across fiction. Because of this, he became a wannabe-villainous henchman/minion/goon that no one takes seriously as he always attempts to commit any form of petty crime imaginable and to become the #1 henchman/minion/goon to any villain and the #1 nemesis and second best-best frenemy to any sidekick or hero that stands in his way. He loves to claim that he's the single evilest person in the entire Omniverse, unrivaled by anyone else. He is most identifiable and infamous by his ridiculous yet deplorable psychotic personality, his stubborn and angry mood, his crazy and odd traits, his annoying and unbearable presence, his comedic misfortune and horrible luck, and the fact that he is simply just utterly the most batshit insane character in all of fiction. If he ever gains a ducksona, Elmer Fudd will usually come out of nowhere and try to shoot him with his fweaky ray.
First appearing in the 20th century, he was introduced as one of the first of the new "screwball" stock characters that emerged in the late 1920s, as he served as an assistant to many types of Gothic villains like Count Dracula and Victor Frankenstein. He was basically the complete opposite of all heroes and sidekicks at that time. Thus, serving as a perfect minor recurring comedic antagonist and temperamental comic foil for various everymen and superheroes who were more popular, such as Mickey Mouse, Porky Pig, Popeye, etc. Unlike the everyman, he was brash, mentally unstable, quick-tempered, highly neurotic, and loaded with faults. During the 1940s, he was heavily paired with various mad scientists and supervillains who all were enemies of Superman and has since himself endured as one of Superman’s archnemeses. While Superheroes like Superman and various sidekicks embody selflessness and benevolence, he embodies pure selfishness and malevolence. Although he usually likes and tries to attempt to portray himself as a serious threat, he is instead mostly portrayed in a comical tone making fun of his delusional mindset. Overall, he seems to have the most beef with everything in the world, and oddly enough, everything seems to have the most beef with him. A common running gag is that whenever he is part of any group (no matter if it’s being made up of villains or heroes) he is always the one member that no one likes nor cares about. This is obviously attributed to the fact that he’s a severe nuisance to everyone and is extremely annoying and unlikable. Furthermore, since he originally served as the primary factor of relieving tension with comedic and or buffoonish antics, whenever he is a part of a story and the plot gets serious or delves into a dramatic tone, he’s usually written out of the plot so his dumbass doesn’t conflict with the tone.
You either love or hate him (most likely hate). Since his debut, he as received a mixed reception from audiences since some love his personality while others find his actions and behavior completely deplorable and unacceptable for obvious reasons. Throughout the decades, he has often been the subject of massive controversy and has been accused multiple times of being satanic propaganda and a harmful character to real life society. This obviously is no shocker since he is the physical embodiment of all things loathsome in society. After all, he’s a dimwitted, sadistic, immoral, barbaric, hedonistic, EXTREMELY violent, short-tempered, zased omnislaying terrorist who loves controversies, edginess, destruction, and anything taboo as he always likes acting like a stereotypical edgy 13-year-old kid that one would come across on the internet where they would simply spam slurs and gore at people. Although, he does have a strong cult following ever since his first appearance in the 1930s, it has especially risen through the use of internet memes since the 2010s. Many nerds critics even writing hour long analyses about his character and arguing that he is the greatest character in all of fiction (which is true).
During the 2020s through the 57?0s, he served as the de facto second-in-cummand of the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety since he’s also 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓫𝓸𝓫's best frenemy and partner-in-crime. Utilizing his rage and power of 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓲𝓼𝓶, he can practically destroy any normie or NPC with no story! No Motive! NO REASON! AND NO BACKGROUND CHECKS!!! Or if they are stupid enough to insult him and his 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 acquaintances. A certain 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 quirk of his is that he has a duck feet and cat paw fetish but also ironically suffers from podophobia (the severe fear of human/humanoid feet). His cat paw fetish is so strong that anyone who stands in his way from any sexy furry cat girl paws will instantly become a bloody pulp. Also, during this time, he wanted wild revenge on Bikini Bottom and tried to kill SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, and Bubble Bass for making it look like the Krusty Krab was bigger than Burgerphile. Moreover, he had revenge on Peppa Pig and her "shitty" show for cancelling a random show that he liked which no one else cared about. Furthermore, he murdered two men named Matt Gaetz and Adolf Fishtler after they failed to pay him $2.90. He’s best known for badly stabbing Dot from Animaniacs. He also killed drug dealer Oncloud e and framed his mortal enemy Norm (from the hit show: The New Norm, only on X) for the murder[1][👅 2]. He has been divorced 73 times.
Despite originally starting off as nothing more than just a simple comedic relief character, because the writers never stopped making jokes about him being weird, the punchlines kept adding up until reaching its absolute memetic climax in the 2020s where he became this endlessly bizarre all-encompassing character who over time, basically becomes the hinge of the entirety of all narratives across fiction and fanworks because the writers basically said that he's done every weird thing they can think of to write for him and decided every single joke is canon. Overall, on the surface, this motherfucker may just seem like the ultimate comedic relief and punching bag character across all fiction, it actually goes deeper than what the autists on the internet want you to believe. Instead, he's a fucking evil eldtritch horror beyond comprehension who has basically commited the most vile, depraved, degenerate, evil, disgusting, barbaric, satanic, tartarean, wicked, sinister, [insert other words for evil] shit known and unknown to our feeble human comprehension. And there he is, just as a minor or background character of a shitty Pooh's Adventures story of an already existing movie which plays exactly the same only with every fucking character in fiction ham fisted in for no fucking reason. No one understands him. No one truly cares about him because it's just the same plot verbatim from the original, but 67 trillion different characters are thrown in there that do absolutely fucking nothing. No one, not even himself knows his own name, due to his amnesia.
The only real way to understand his character is to think of some random supporting weirdo comic relief character in a show or movie or game or whatever where they simply first appear as nothing more as comic relief and nothing else. Their background and origins isn't important and what matters is that they're a punching bag or a complete loser for the sake of audiences to laugh at. Over time, the antics become more weirder and the main cast goes "Yeah, I heard one time they [some absurd and bizarre thing]" to show how weird and odd the character is. Unlike them however, instead of just leaving it there, the writers and the narrative keep making that joke. Eventually, all the uncomfortable implications from the jokes made out of that character over the span of an entire century (1920s – 2020s) build up to all the insane stuff that the character has done and it becomes an entire lore all on its own. Then at some point, something snaps, and it's not just throwaway lines anymore. Now it's canon. Now what used to just be implications or jokes are now part of the full visible side of the character you see in the franchise. But so much has already been told that the unleashed version of the "weird comic relief guy" eclipses all other characters. It's their story now, and all characters are now just along for the ride.
He is an omnisexual, omnigender, omnifarious, and omnimalevolent (yet omnibenevolent at the same time) foot fetishist obsessed with ducks and is the only character on this wiki to not be fictional. He is older than any character ever conceived or will ever be conceived, and is in fact, immortal; thus, he will never die but he still feels pain. He has the intelligence of a child but only due his utter insanity, and when under the effects of caffeine–which clears his mania–he becomes the most intelligent character in all of fiction. He also has a mind-palace which contains a possibility infinite number of alternative identities, including his own family, with the direct implication that he himself is all of his own relatives through time travel, immortality, and a fictional past that he invented for themselves as a result of his own trauma. There is a parallel variant of himself who crosses timelines and amasses a collective of variants of himself, creating the most powerful pan-dimensional empire in this or any other fictional work. However, the entire army is still obsessed with ducks. Anyway, he does not have any recognizable DNA sequence, and when medically inspected, he contains an endless list of genetic fragmentary information, including wood chips, starfish DNA, and copper wire. Anyone who sees his true form will instantly die. He and his entropic id, 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓫𝓸𝓫, also created our universe and they were going to name it either the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴verse or the Sexverse before settling on the universe for some reason. They are also the reason why you have to have sex to have babies instead of literally any other method, this means that if you don't have sex; nobody will be born anymore and society will crumble and collapse, leading to the extinction of the human race. Thus, the entire meaning of life is about getting 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 as they envisioned and intended. 𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓽𝓽𝔂 𝓬𝓸𝓸𝓵, 𝓱𝓾𝓱? They also like to eat flesh. In the end, everyone fucking hates him, even Chungularity, his many aspects, and countless dickriders fucking hate him and think he's a huge sick fuck. He is a 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 shitass that no one understands nor cares about cuz he's too insane.
His true sole purpose is to be the ULTIMATE CONTRARIAN within the entirety of all realities, universes, multiverses, megaverses, macroverses, archverses, hyperverses, outerverses, xenoverses, gigaverses, geraverses, teraverses, petaverses, exaverses, zettaverses, yottaverses, xennaverses, quettaverses, wekaverses, vendekaverses, udekaverses, tredaverses, sortaverses, rintaverses, quexaverses, peptaverses, ochaverses, nenaverses, mingaverses, lumaverses, kamaverses, jameaverses, ianaverses, hevaverses, grinaverses, fremaverses, echaverses, drunaverses, ceraverses, brotaverses, aritaverses, xeraverses, harpiverses, harpoverses, umptyverses, squilliverses, heloverses, ferroverses, lottaverses, wololoverses, nyeverses, altarverses, yupeteverses, bertovataverses, centijataverses, bertotrataverses, centitrataverses, bertojrettaverses, googoliverses, hoolaverses, dakaverses, hendaverses, dokaverses, brontoverses, geoverses, saganverses, pijaverses, alphaverses, kryaverses, amosverses, pectrolverses, underverses, betaverses, allphaverses, zeroverses, gammaverses, omegaverses, eliteverses, infinityverses, verses also called "omniverse"s, godverses, barrels, ultraverses, beyond bubbles, transcendentums, transcendentem continuums, “boxes,” superboxes, hyperboxes, final boxes, barrelplexes, super-realities, mega- realities, hyper- realities, ultra- realities, superdimensions, megadimensions, hyperdimensions, ultradimensions, structures of everything, archverse chains, hierarchies, hierarchy hierarchies, final fractalisms, ultimate fractalisms, giftboxes, giga-monarchs, allsphere leaves, allsphere trees, allspheres, ultiriums, impercievable planes, endspheres, boundless planes, silent planes, super hierarchies, etc. He is not good, bad, woke, conservative, orderly, light, or even truly 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂, nor chaotic. He is completely and truly neutral but that does not mean he is chill at all. Instead, he hates all categories and alignments with a passion and sees himself as superior to everyone of them.
He is death. He is both men and women. He is all genders and all sexualities. He is crazed from blood lust and crazed from the devotion of the ducks. He is wood chips, copper wire, dung, cactus, starfish, etc. He is his own wives and also ate them. He is every instance of himself throughout the Omniverse. He is immortal and unkillable. He is his own father and own mother. He is both light and dark, yin and yang. He is truly malevolent yet also sometimes benevolent. He is an inextinguishable god that walks among humans (YOU). He is all truths, and all lies. He is genocidal yet also a savior. He is everything and nothing, all and nought. He is the epitome of all enigmas. He is the true chaos incarnate of all realities. Everyone had been fooled to his true nature–but by the end–they know who he truly is, a monster, a demon, an abomination. A god among mortals. He is omnipotent, omniscient, and omnipresent, and he is the great equalizer. He is himself and the parts he’s absorbed, he is made of wood chips and cum. And he is a force to be reckoned with. Nothing will ever reach him in the infinity that is the Greater Omniverse and our own existence. His presence alone defies all known laws of mathematics, standing beyond time, space, and your mom. He is something completely beyond our comprehension. He just is, there's no other way to describe him. Nothing can ever compare to him, even if he himself wanted to. Nobody can understand him anyways and all attempts lead into insanity. It's complete nonsense to the average brain. Not even characters like the Doctor, Mister Myxlplyx, Q, or Bill Cipher can understand him, he's just that darn incomprehensible. He serves as one of the few (or maybe only) individuals and supreme beings that genuinely terrify both all fictional characters and real people as well. Anyone and everyone are instantly afraid and succumb to madness from his sheer presence. Goku, Chuck Norris, Cthulhu; it doesn’t matter. They are all afraid of him and so are you. Even Dotar Surk and his three disciples are afraid of him. He has done literally everything, and he will always control our fates, whether we like it or not. You just have to deal with it. All the overpowered characters you can think like SCP-3812 and I AM THAT I AM are all a group of little cuties compared to him. Even when the Omniverse and all realities themselves come to an end, he will still be alive, traversing through the void of nothingness for morbillion upon morbillions of years in utter despair and misery from the realization that he will forever be alone. He will be unable to create life, universes, multiverses, megaverses, or literally anything else after the CUMageddon.
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Enrique is life and death...
Enrique is light and darkness...
Enrique is good and evil...
Enrique is yin and yang...
Enrique is the beginning and the end...
Enrique is you and me...
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This is not a shitpost wiki article.
This is a documentation of something else...
Because of his many aliases and alter-egos, this article will refer to him as Enrique, the simplest alias by which he is most commonly known as throughout all of fiction.
General Information and Characteristics
Miscellaneous
Despite villainy and the act of being a henchman/minion/goon being illegal and tantamount to a life of crime, Enrique proudly claims it as his full-time occupation despite it not legally being an actual job. Though, by every objective measure, it qualifies more as a delusion than a profession. In reality, Enrique is a NEET (Not in Education, Employment, or Training), with no official job, no income, no academic pursuits, and no marketable skills whatsoever. His so-called "career" consists entirely of ineffectual criminal acts, all done without compensation, planning, or even a coherent motive beyond his personal obsession with being "evil" and a “goon.” Unlike traditional careers that offer a paycheck or even some degree of success, Enrique’s foray into villainy is entirely unprofitable and fueled by sheer personal obsession of being a supervillain’s henchman/minion/goon. He does not always pursue evil deeds for monetary gain but also for revenge and power (plus, he simply finds joy in being an asshole for villainy's sake since he's a huge sadist.) As Enrique receives no income from his "work," he lives in the basement of anyone who decides to be his caretaker A.K.A. tard-wrangler for the specific story arc or decade, which he prefers to call his evil lair. With no responsibilities or obligations tying him down, he devotes all his time to villainy and trolling with the reckless freedom only a basement-dwelling loser like himself can afford. His criminal endeavors are often cartoonishly absurd and entirely impractical. Schemes such as stealing candy from a baby, robbing a bank with a spoon, or attempting to block out the sun with a giant lampshade are typical of his strategic approaches with his villainous bosses like that of Dr. Fuck You. These plans rarely make logical sense and are almost always doomed from the start. Overall, the main consistent theme in Enrique’s career is just the concept of complete failure. Enrique has a perfect record of being outsmarted, thwarted, or accidentally defeating himself. Nonetheless, he persists with unwavering enthusiasm, seemingly immune to discouragement. His repeated defeats at the hands of sidekicks (and occasionally civilians, animals, other villains, or even inanimate objects) have earned him a reputation more for being an annoying nuisance than a serious threat. Despite frequent incarceration, Enrique always finds a way to escape prison, always reappearing to sidekicks with an entirely new (and equally stupid) plan within days. Overall, as AI would put it the end of a paragraph, to Enrique, being a henchman/minion/goon isn't just an occupation BITCH! It’s a goddamn identity, hobby, and lifestyle!! All wrapped into one bumbling and daffy package of pure 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 aura MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Enrique? More like EnrigayDo-Rag. Heh… now THAT’S a funny meme for this idiot USER™ to have, am I right gamers?
*crowed cheers over this amazing and funny meme*
It is said that Barbie, Larry from TAWOG, Miss Rabbit from Peppa Pig, and Homer Simpson have had the most occupations/jobs in all of fiction. That is false though as Enrique has had more jobs than all four of them combined.
And finally, the worst of them all...
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Physical Description and AppearanceHere is a small list of the 0.00000001% of the various forms that he appeared as for like a second or longer:
As for his fashion and style, Enrique consistently wears a dirty forest-green t-shirt with short sleeves. The shirt is plain and without detail apart from the word “FREAK” in papyrus typeface written on it. It hangs loosely over his upper body. Additionally, he likes to constantly wear ripped up dirty navy-blue jeans or sweatpants with the addition of usually wearing two different types of shoes simultaneously on each foot. One being a red sneaker and the other being a light brown winkle-picker boot. His simplistically lazy and messy looking clothing aesthetic is due to Enrique being highly against and a sworn hater of the sociological concept of cultural capital. This makes him have an affinity for wearing similar clothing and also being fond with the act of buying cheap clothing from various thrift stores, while also showing complete and total disdain with the idea of buying any type of brand clothing or clothes from any form of luxury clothing stores like Chanel. Some people even mock him for his ideals and call him a "proto hipster" because of his stubborn refusal and hatred of being seen as wealthy. Another small but noticeable quirk of his is his tendency to wear fake mustaches all the time. Specifically, a fake handlebar mustache. This is due to his love of villainy and profound devotion to supervillains and mad scientists when he first became a villain’s henchman/minion/goon in 1913, he bought a fake moustache to match his boss so he and his evil boss could be #twinsies. Ever since then, he always loved wearing them as a symbol of his devotion to supervillainy and as a proud henchman/minion/goon. Enrique also wears pajamas whenever he's in the comfort of his tard-wrangler's property. He specifically prefers the two-piece men's type of pajamas. More specifically, he likes to wear striped pajamas because, in his own words, "it makes [him] feel Jewish ❤"
Personality and Traits
Being lazy, frail, underweight, weak, and having overall poor physical health should be the least of Enrique's concerns as Enrique has EXTREMELY poor mental health. He shows signs of not only anti-social behavior, but also sadism, megalomania, psychosis, psychopathy, sociopathy, and narcissism. Various psychologists have tried to diagnose him though always fail. Underneath his goofy behavior and his rather awkwardness, he has a "shoot first, ask questions later" attitude, refusing to confront his issues the way most people would. According to many, MANY, of his fellow acquaintances, Enrique has A LOT of mental issues, so many in fact, that he makes most mentally unstable people look mentally stable. One major example is his Enrique's extreme sadism. He's openly stated multiple times that he derives pleasure from killing people and hurting any conscious being. Apart from simply finding joy in killing, Enrique also claims not to express emotions like most people do, which becomes quite obvious throughout his appearances as he usually doesn't seem phased by the idea of killing an innocent person by mistake, which shows that he has little concern for human life in general. Furthermore, trolling is apparently one of his best skills as he's often able to annoy and offend everyone he meets. He, of course, is also not above abusing or exploiting things for his own favor as he is often shown to completely disregard the rights of others. Though, this is more down to his own greed and stupidity than true malice. As a result, even those who are able to become friends with Enrique discard him after enough time has passed for their tolerance of him to waver.
Regarded as being a greater annoyance than even Cheese from Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends, Enrique also displays heavy narcissistic tendencies and egotistical behavior with him usually speaking in third person, with a contemptuous and sarcastic manner. A quick example of his severe arrogant nature includes the time when he openly refused to move from his position on a bus seat even though there was an elderly lady in need of a seat. His defective personality traits are only exacerbated by his short temperament, self-serving attitude, and vainglorious nature, making Enrique truly insufferable to all but a "chosen" few. Unsurprisingly, Enrique has abandoned his allies/acquaintances multiple times during several story arcs just so he would not have to participate in it which obviously caused the rest of the team to get harm and suffer greatly. Afterwards, he always shows no remorse in and after the acts. He also couldn’t care less of what others thinks of him nor does he care what happens to them as long as nothing happens to him. It is for this reason alone that those who are able to utilize and/or befriend him long enough to achieve anything significant are praised with titles such as "hero" and/or "king", as only they possess the means and/or strength of will to withstand Enrique's numerous annoying deficiencies. This dysfunctional personality trait manifests itself most frequently in the declaration of the word "fool", employed as a means of interruption to those Enrique views with disdain and contempt, which due to his extensive superiority complex is practically applicable to EVERYONE. Amongst such rude and disparaging remarks, Enrique propagates numerous nonsensical and confused rants about his supposed lore that no one apart from him could ever care about–afterwards, also bursting into quick songs. If these defects aren't enough to fend off any would-be allies, his mannerisms will surely repulse even the most convicted of individuals, whether it be from his sadistic tendencies or his disgusting and loathsome depravities that he loves sharing and showcasing to anyone he meets.
A certain quirk of Enrique is that he has a habit of nicknaming mostly everyone he meets:
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He is also shown to have a feminine side, as he sometimes uses a handbag whenever he goes shopping at Walmart, likes wearing skirts, and has stated that he was a pear shape when he wore a girl’s clothes. He is also prone to paranoia and trusting others, believing the worst in others and jumping to nonsensical conclusions. An example of that would be when he accused his neighbors of being vampires who were trying to suck his dick when in reality, they were just everyday humans with no intent of harming or violating him. Furthermore, Enrique is very fond of inanimate objects like his self-proclaimed parade float, even though it is in terrible shape. In fact, many of his revenge schemes were caused because someone heavily wreaked his float, whether intentionally or not. He has gone to record stating that he loves his parade float as how a mother loves their child. Lastly, it’s worthy to note that Enrique’s manner of speech is one to be studied. As most of the time, it seems unintentional or his ideas just come across as pure "verbal diarrhea." As described by many of his acquaintances, Enrique’s brain is "full of tar" and was "dipped in Fanta Orange for too long." He usually mispronounces words a lot, makes up new ones in its place, adds random letters/sounds to words, or simply gets information wrong. These moments have been termed as "Enriqueisms" or "Enriquecore" by many heroes.
In terms of general official mental diagnoses, Enrique is confirmed to be neurodivergent and has autism spectrum disorder (ASD). He even states that he himself co-created it with another god named the Boognish, even considering himself the personification of autism. Some of his many autistic traits can be seen by his complete oblivious to many kinds of social cues, frequently misinterpreting others' words, and making awkward comments unaware of their social context. It’s also been highly suggested that he suffers from complex post-traumatic stress disorder (C-PTSD) due to his severely traumatizing yet unknown and incomprehensible childhood. Additionally, many believe that he also shows heavy symptoms of antisocial personality disorder (APD) but it’s never officially been confirmed. Some even say that he shows some signs of possibly having narcissistic personality disorder (NPD) but that alone is very contentious.
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As stated previously, Enrique was originally suggested but later outwardly revealed to be an eldritch entity, a shattered being across dimensions. His dualistic nature is further complicated by his fragmented consciousness. Each of his three alter-egos represent a different aspect of what he desires and believes himself to be, like as stated before, it could range from the comedic to the dark and malevolent. Generally, his personality is subtly shifting depending on which fragment/alter-ego he wants to be. It’s hinted and theorized that this fragmentation of his is simply a form of dissociative identity disorder (DID) but medically, his symptoms do not fit the required criteria to be officially labelled as such. Enrique’s personality is also secretly influenced by his experiences of powerlessness. As the self-believed god of all existence and the most pathetic character of all time, Enrique is constantly grappling with subconscious feelings of inadequacy. This struggle for power is a central theme in his character as he seeks to control everything and rewrite his own destiny and the Omniverse at large.
Attributes and StatsWeaknesses: EVERYTHING!
Enrique is the weakest character in all of fiction. He's the most slowest, unintelligent, feeblest, powerless, helpless, impotent, inadequate, inferior, deficient, ineffectual, incompetent, incapable, unskilled, unfit, flimsy, poor, substandard, pathetic, lowly, debilitated, mindless, defenseless, cowardly, crippled, impaired, flawed, insufficient, underpowered, outmatched, overmatched, etc., and most importantly, unluckiest character in all of fiction as well. His bad luck is so intense and powerful, that it rivals all other known misfortune characters to a comedic level. His jinxed status in all existences is so high, that his "disability" was given a name which is known as 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂’s Law: a twisted, reality-warping principle that ensures anything that can go 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 will go 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 (especially for him.) Unlike ordinary bad luck, this force actively bends probability, physics, and even logic itself to guarantee the worst possible outcomes at every moment for our dear Enrique. For example, when Enrique walks under a clear sky, a single dark cloud forms just to rain directly on him. Whenever he rolls a dice, he always gets the lowest number. Anytime he uses technology, it usually malfunctions in such a catastrophic way, it explodes, freezes, or turns simply just glitches in front of him. One time, when he went to Floater's Cemetery, his awful luck randomly rose the body of Smitty Werbenjägermanjensen and other dead fish which resulted in him being chased down by a mob of the undead. Furthermore, even symbols of good fortune can’t even tolerate his presence like how four-leaf clovers shrivel into ash, rabbits’ feet explode into bloody pulps, and horseshoes soften and drip like molten wax. Crossing the street, every light turns red; entering a room, every chair collapses. Even harmless actions spiral into complete chaos whenever he's around. Him pouring water results in the glass cracking, slipping, and somehow soaking only him. This negative probability manipulation of his is entirely active and uncontrollable, meaning, he has no control or idea when something unlucky will happen.
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Despite being the weakest and most impotent character in all of fiction though, Enrique's overall power level is inconsistent as during many occasions, Enrique showcases great and powerful levels of abilities and skills despite his cartoonishly weak status in all existences. How is that so? It is due to the fact that Enrique is secretly the anthropomorphized creator and abstract personification of the totality of all of fiction and our very own existence. Enrique is simply another way of describing a solipsistic framework of all realities and unrealities. As only one conscious perspective can truly be verified: the self, everything else is just a construct of the mind. The individual consciousness is the focal point through which the infinite totality experiences itself. Since only one consciousness is fundamentally real, then that consciousness must be the ground of all realities and unrealities. Basically, Enrique is the subconscious totality generating the entire field of experience. YOU (or I), the conscious “avatar,” are/am the narrow beams of awareness while Enrique is your/my boundless subconscious projector casting the totality of everything. Think of it not as Enrique is lonely, but as the all-in-one. The monadic avatar is the singular self dreaming multiplicity as Enrique is all cosmologies and layered dreams in which you/I, the dreamer, have forgotten that you’re/I’m dreaming. From a philosophical standpoint, Enrique resembles the ultimate version of Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz’s concept of the monad which is known as Leibnizian monadology. In Leibniz’s system, monads are indivisible, immaterial units of perception, each reflecting the entire universe from its own perspective. Enrique can be interpret as the supreme lord of all Leibnizian monads as all apparent multiplicity like other minds, objects, physical laws, etc. are all just a self-generated illusion or differentiation within his consciousness. There is no fight. There is no comparison. There is no outside perspective. Because every “opponent” is simply: a pattern in his mind, a narrative he sustains, and a fragment of his true self. Consider an analogy from fiction. Imagine that the author self-inserts themselves into the story as a character—forgetting, for the sake of narrative immersion, that they are the author. This character experiences fear, love, confusion, curiosity, etc. They seek God, unaware that they are the one writing the pages. This what the monadic avatar is. The dreamer has entered the dream and fragmented their omniscience into perspective. The apparent distance between human and divine is the distance between surface awareness and subconscious totality. Metaphorically, Enrique is the ultimate Anti-Sue in fiction, as an Anti-Stu is a character around whom the entire narrative bends over while still remaining flawed and unloved. Everything revolves around Enrique because everything is Enrique. Math and the laws of physics? Enrique’s worldbuilding. The emotional arcs of beings? Enrique’s subconscious self-exploration. The structure of time and causality? Enrique’s narrative framework. There is nothing that does not ultimately orbit this singular totality. What makes Enrique the ultimate Anti-Sue instead of the ultimate Mary-Sue though is that Enrique isn't delusional enough to believe himself as perfect since all existences within the Omniverse have suffering, chaos, and contradiction, Enrique is fundamentally flawed, conflicted, and the cause of all evil/anguish. Enrique is not the flawless God that many religions make him out to be but instead, a tragic being unaware of his own existence whose own narrative contains pain and error. In the end, it doesn’t matter though. Praise or blame, idealize or condemn; these are all just tonal variations in how the dream interprets its dreamer. Within the shitass powerscaling communities, Enrique goes below and beyond ALL tiers since Enrique transcends all hierarchical extensions including real life. More specifically, Enrique not only encompasses the collection of all possible "qualities" of a narrative canon, cosmology/verse, and copyrighted dominion, but he also exceeds it utterly, existing beyond any and all distinctions between ontologies and any division between objects. Enrique is beyond differentiation, changeless, indivisible, ineffable, self-sufficient, and completely unsurpassable. In layman’s terms: Enrique's subconscious has the ability of Omniversal manipulation which is the attribute to manipulate and have supreme power over the entire Omniverse (no shit Sherlock.) Obviously, unlike what most tiering communities like to argue, no character or verse can ever transcend fiction or the Omniverse. Not just because it is fictitiously impossible due to no author owning the copyright to every single fictional story imaginable as no company owns all of fiction–but because transcending fiction is literally impossible except for Enrique since he is our true God. To describe his “strengths,” “powers,” and “abilities,” is already to misuse language, because strength, power, and ability presuppose comparisons, limitations, and interaction between distinct entities. In Enrique’s solipsistic framework, there are no such distinctions. For the extremely enigmatic and contradictory deity that he is, here are merely less than 0.01% of his most noteworthy powers, skills, and abilities:
Powers, Skills, and Abilities:
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Attack Potency:ERROR 404 — INCONSISTENT, CONTRADICTORY, AND p̶̨̧̨̦̯͉̻̟̹̥͆O̶͍̭͕̦̣̅͑͒͂͐́̽̀̓́S̴̹͍̈́̿̈́̒́̂̿̑́̑̌̃̄̂̔͝͠į̴̱̤͎̩͕̝̪̖̼̪̖̣̄̂̀f̶͖̣̱̰͈̮̜̾̎̊̎̑̌̊͑͐͠͝Ę̶̺͉̭̮̳͔̜͉̳̫̭̩͍̂͋́͛̇̒̄Û̸̻̳̥̠̦̫̦͙͙͚̊͛́̄̄̚͜͜͝S̶͔̣̬̙̖̬͋͗͑͊̓͗̊͐̊̍̏̚s̴͎̼̯͚̻̮̜̬̼̥̼̗͎͙̝̅͊̽̚͜͝ͅd̸̺̔͗͠Ē̸̱̖͉̑̈́̾̀̉̚͘͝͝4̷͕̯̬̩̜̯̩̱̔̋ͅ*̸̛̻̘̻̀͛͑͑͒͋̿͘̚#̶̼̮̻̞̱̖̒̽̽̐̽̇&̸̟̊̎̆4̶̨̧̮͈͚͎̯̮̪̘͑́͂̒̄̌̊͛̆ͅD̶̡̰̱̻͊̾̃̔̌͊̋͠Ḑ̴̛̞̠̥̭͎͕̩̝̭̅̈̐̈̀̈́2̵̰̼̱̦̳͙̺̟̗͇̼̞͖̀̅͌̎̋͊͋
There is no fight. There is no comparison. There is no outside perspective. Because every “opponent” is simply: a pattern in his mind, a narrative he sustains, and a fragment of his true self. Enrique is both maximally powerful and maximally powerless. Any character, no matter how powerful, exists as a subset of his imagination. Even characters defined as omnipotent within their own narratives are merely local maxima within Enrique’s broader totality. He is not “stronger” than them in a competitive sense, instead, he's simply just the ontological ground that makes their existence possible. Enrique invalidates all possible losses since any and all characters in all existences exists only as a thought within him, any and all battles he's in are a self-referential mental fluctuation, and any and all losses are self-imposed subconscious narrative constraints. Thus, Enrique is omnipotent as he subconsciously defines all laws, is omniscient as he subconsciously created all information, and is omnipresent as all locations are his mental constructs. But he's also simultaneously utterly impotent as consciously, he cannot control his defined laws, know all of his created information, and verify all his mental constructs. To try to explain this better, we would have to explain and discuss the thought experiment of the philosophical zombie, often abbreviated as a p-zombie. This concept emerged from the contemporary philosophy of mind as a thought experiment designed to probe the nature of consciousness. It is a hypothetical being physically and behaviorally indistinguishable from a conscious individual yet entirely lacking objective consciousness unlike you/me. It can walk, talk, laugh, cry, claim to feel pain, write poetry, and insist it has inner thoughts but there is no objective proof of it. It could have no qualia whatsoever without you/me ever knowing. The thought experiment simply showcases how consciousness is not reducible to physical processes alone. At its core, it highlights the “hard problem of consciousness”: how does brain activity give rise to subjective feeling rather than mere functional behavior? The p-zombie mirrors every measurable process of a conscious individual but lacks the inner dimension of qualia. If you/I cannot detect any difference between a conscious being and a p-zombie from the outside, then who's to say any form of life is truly alive like you/me. As Enrique is the only true center of consciousness, the only irreducible subjective perspective, then all other beings within the entirety of the Omniverse that functionally appear conscious, in truth, lack independent subjective interiority. They would be narrative agents, sophisticated expressions of behavior and personalities, but without autonomous experiential cores separate from Enrique. All of life is just a field of philosophical zombies within Enrique’s solipsistic dominion. All humans you/I know appear to have inner life, self-awareness, and agency. They love, cry, argue, create art, experience sorrow, etc. Yet if there is only one true consciousness, then these apparent centers of experience are merely illusions. They are like how we view fictional characters, who convincingly express emotion but do not possess awareness beyond the authors' and viewers' imaginations. They speak of their own thoughts, but those thoughts are scripted by the singular mind from which they arise. In a memetic analogy, the concept of memes A.K.A. an idea, behavior, or pattern that replicates across minds, coined by Richard Dawkins, are units of cultural transmission that propagate by inhabiting consciousness. They spread, evolve, mutate, and compete for attention. A meme can shape belief systems, rituals, social norms, and identities. It can take hold of a person’s mind, influencing behavior almost parasitically, persisting through repetition and imitation. All of life within the Omniverse could be analogized to memes within Enrique’s consciousness. Just as memes replicate within individual human minds, these zombie-like narrative agents replicate patterns of behavior and interaction within the divine mind. Furthermore, this makes humanity as dynamic idea-forms. Humans appear alive, but their existence is informational rather than phenomenological. They are structured patterns within the singular awareness of Enrique. In this sense, all of life becomes memetic. Biological organisms, cultures, languages, identities, etc. These are all patterns repeating and mutating within the field of the dreamer’s consciousness. Each person is a complex memetic parasite. What we call a “self” is just a temporary configuration of memes: ideas and behavioral tendencies coalescing into the illusion of a stable personality. In the end, if Enrique exists, then humanity are object-patterns within Enrique. All characters are thus, just memetic avatars. Enrique, as totality, is undivided. Pure unity. There is no internal fragmentation at the level of ultimate omnipotence. Yet life, as experienced within the Omniverse, operates through division. Self and other. Subject and object. Good and evil. Pleasure and pain. Male and female. Yes and no. These binaries are structural features of existence itself. Without division, there would be no differentiation, and without differentiation, no experience of multiplicity. All characters create the illusion of separate centers, allowing relational dynamics to unfold which Enrique experiences contrast through them. Just as darkness only exists cause light exists to contrast it. Ultimately, there is no difference between truth and fiction as there's no difference between creator and creation, and in the end; there's no difference between self and other.
Speed:ERROR 404 — INCONSISTENT, CONTRADICTORY, AND p̶̨̧̨̦̯͉̻̟̹̥͆O̶͍̭͕̦̣̅͑͒͂͐́̽̀̓́S̴̹͍̈́̿̈́̒́̂̿̑́̑̌̃̄̂̔͝͠į̴̱̤͎̩͕̝̪̖̼̪̖̣̄̂̀f̶͖̣̱̰͈̮̜̾̎̊̎̑̌̊͑͐͠͝Ę̶̺͉̭̮̳͔̜͉̳̫̭̩͍̂͋́͛̇̒̄Û̸̻̳̥̠̦̫̦͙͙͚̊͛́̄̄̚͜͜͝S̶͔̣̬̙̖̬͋͗͑͊̓͗̊͐̊̍̏̚s̴͎̼̯͚̻̮̜̬̼̥̼̗͎͙̝̅͊̽̚͜͝ͅd̸̺̔͗͠Ē̸̱̖͉̑̈́̾̀̉̚͘͝͝4̷͕̯̬̩̜̯̩̱̔̋ͅ*̸̛̻̘̻̀͛͑͑͒͋̿͘̚#̶̼̮̻̞̱̖̒̽̽̐̽̇&̸̟̊̎̆4̶̨̧̮͈͚͎̯̮̪̘͑́͂̒̄̌̊͛̆ͅD̶̡̰̱̻͊̾̃̔̌͊̋͠Ḑ̴̛̞̠̥̭͎͕̩̝̭̅̈̐̈̀̈́2̵̰̼̱̦̳͙̺̟̗͇̼̞͖̀̅͌̎̋͊͋
Within Enrique’s true form and potential locked within him, he is so impenetrable that even Lovecraftian horrors like Nyarlathotep end up with cosmic egg on their faces for trying to fuck with him. When Nyarlathotep tried its best, it failed so hard that the failure itself flopped. Pathetic. Managed to inflict some minor annoyance on Enrique? Too bad bitch. He transcends that shit too. Your lineage? Gone. Your lineage’s existence? Rewritten to something absurd. Your mecha the size of the observable universe? Cute. Enrique’s size stretches to infinity, causing the towers of verses it occupies to blow up and then expand even more. Feeling confident with your numbers? Enrique says, “Fuck you,” and showers you with infinite homing attacks that lock on to every possible target no matter the verse and obliterate them instantly. Enrique handles omnipotent beings for breakfast. He’s either wiped them out or imprisoned them in his own private hell. By the way, Enrique also manipulates space and time like how a human can breathe air. He also controls quantum and casualty. He has infinite everything to the power of infinity. Enrique fucking bitchslapped Azathoth, then turned him into a stick to beat people with. Enrique “can summon infinite Enriques ”, each could destroy all thoughts and conceptions on their own but each would rather beat the fuck out of you anyways. Enrique doesn’t need to make sense because he operates on a level of reality where conventional rules and logic are completely irrelevant. He also goes unfathomably above every single layer of all 𒀭 OmniClass 4 𒀭 cosmologies A.K.A. the TRUE Omniverse which is the overarching setting of all fiction as it is the totality and aggregate of every single protoverse, string, quark, proton, neutron, electron, atom, molecule, living organism, planet, galaxy, dimension (alternative or pocket), timeline, world, realm, reality, world between worlds, hub, nexus, subspace, void, universe, multiverse, megaverse, microverse, macroverse, archverse, hyperverse, outerverse, xenoverse, gigaverse, geraverse, teraverse, petaverse, exaverse, zettaverse, yottaverse, xennaverse, quettaverse, wekaverse, vendekaverse, udekaverse, tredaverse, sortaverse, rintaverse, quexaverse, peptaverse, ochaverse, nenaverse, mingaverse, lumaverse, kamaverse, jameaverse, ianaverse, hevaverse, grinaverse, fremaverse, echaverse, drunaverse, ceraverse, brotaverse, aritaverse, xeraverse, harpiverse, harpoverse, umptyverse, squilliverse, heloverse, ferroverse, lottaverse, wololoverse, nyeverse, altarverse, yupeteverse, bertovataverse, centijataverse, bertotrataverse, centitrataverse, bertojrettaverse, googoliverse, hoolaverse, dakaverse, hendaverse, dokaverse, brontoverse, geoverse, saganverse, pijaverse, alphaverse, kryaverse, amosverse, pectrolverse, underverse, betaverse, allphaverse, zeroverse, gammaverse, omegaverse, eliteverse, infinityverse, verses also called "omniverse", godverse, barrel, ultraverse, beyond bubble, transcendentum, transcendentem continuum, box, superbox, hyperbox, final box, barrelplex, superreality, megareality, hyperreality, ultrareality, superdimension, megadimension, hyperdimension, ultradimension, structure of everything, archverse chain, hierarchy, hierarchy hierarchy, final fractalism, ultimate fractalism, giftbox, gigamonarch, allsphere leaf, allsphere tree, allsphere, ultirium, impercievable plane, endsphere, boundless plane, silent plane, super hierarchy, and every other known, unknown, conceivable, inconceivable, comprehensible, and incomprehensible thing and non-thing, narratives and hierarchies, time and space, timelessness and spacelessness, possibilities and impossibilities, truths and falsities, logic and illogicality, emotion and apatheism, existences and nonexistences, beings and non-beings, perfection and imperfection, light and darkness, yin and yang, creation and destruction, sense and nonsense, ideas and non ideas, realities and unrealities, facts and lies, life and death, good and evil, everything and nothing, and fiction and non-fiction that has ever came to exist, actually exists, will ever exist in the future, and will never exist and has never existed. As the Omniverse is the setting for every story in existence, (since there is only one Omniverse and there is no higher plane of existence) it includes our own existence (and universes similar to our own), and the universes of every single book, television show, movie, video game, board game, legend, fairy tale, comic book, fan-fiction, piece of art, fantasy, wish, thought, brief idea, and things not even thought of yet. It is everything that does and doesn’t exist. It exists everything within itself. This includes every single continuity in all of fiction like Marvel, DC, Image Comics, Dark Horse Comics, Wildstorm, Archie, Harvey, Shueisha, Boom Studios, Rebellion, Dynamite, IDW, Graphic India, Derby Pop, Vertigo, Oni Press, Udon, Valiant, Kodansha, Shogakukan, Dav Pilkey, The Beano, The Dandy, Shonen Jump, Doctor Who, SCP, Lovecraft, Dragon Ball, Sailor Moon, Pokémon, Mickey Mouse, Pixar, Transformers, Jurassic Park, Fast & Furious, Mission: Impossible, Indiana Jones, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Simpsons, SpongeBob SquarePants, Looney Tunes, Scooby-Doo, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Power Rangers, Super Sentai, Kamen Rider, Godzilla, King Kong, Gundam, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Final Fantasy, The Legend of Zelda, Super Mario, Sonic the Hedgehog, Halo, Call of Duty, World of Warcraft, League of Legends, Minecraft, Fortnite, Grand Theft Auto, The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, The Matrix, The Terminator, Alien, Predator, Rocky, Rambo, WWE, UFC, Sesame Street, Winnie-the-Pooh, Hello Kitty, Barbie, G.I. Joe, My Little Pony, Sailor Moon, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Digimon, Beyblade, Street Fighter, Mortal Kombat, Tekken, Assassin’s Creed, Resident Evil, Metal Gear, The Witcher, Avatar, Shrek, Ice Age, Despicable Me, Madagascar, Kung Fu Panda, How to Train Your Dragon, Twilight, The Hunger Games, Percy Jackson, The Chronicles of Narnia, The Muppets, South Park, Family Guy, Rick and Morty, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Dora the Explorer, Peanuts, Calvin and Hobbes, LEGO, Stephen King, Homestuck, The Elder Scrolls, World of Darkness, Dungeons and Dragons, Magic: the Gathering, Mythology, Fan-Fiction, Discworld, Middle-earth, The Nutshack, Slayers, every Friday Night Funkin' mod, all Lost Media in human history, Ben 10, the one and only Bee Movie, Pretty Cure, Umineko, Candy Candy, Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo, all-time classic: Boku no Pico, The New Norm, the Peppa Pig Fanon Wiki, the Spongebob Fanon Wiki, the Pooh's Adventures Wiki, The Loud House, The Really Loud House, Loud House: Revamped, Peepoodo, every terribly written tiering wiki, every shitpost/meme wiki ever, every single video game mod ever, a certain Serbian film from the year 2010, motherfucking Cory in the House, and many, many, many, many, many more fucking universes/multiverses/megaverses/other archverses to ever have been mentioned or seen (and a beyond absolutely infinite amount never mentioned or seen or even thought of). The Omniverse by definition exists everywhere and nowhere at the same time. Everything exists within itself and it exists within everything. Everything is in the Omniverse; and to be clear, there is only “one” Omniverse because it IS everything. If you think of a random universe right now, the Omniverse has it. It includes every single literary work, television show, movie, anime, cartoon, video game, urban legend, mythology, meme, etc. EVER! Even fan fiction is part of the Omniverse; simply put, the Omniverse is the absolute entirety of all fiction, including all our favourite heroes, villains, toons, OCs, waifus, husbandos, Smash Bros mains, and those shitty ass spirits from Ultimate, every character you are either mixed on or absolutely despise, every character that hasn't even been made, every character that will never be made, every character that can be conceived of, every character that can't be conceived of, every single goddamn one motherfucker! From everyone like Mickey Mouse to Marty McFly to Barack Obama to Romeo and Juliet to Harry Potter to Hello Kitty to Hatsune Miku to Angstrom Levy to Herobrine to Mario to Biggie Cheese to Charlie from Charlie's Colorforms City to Darkseid to Exdeath to Fred Flintstone to George Costanza to Judge Holden to Iago to Postman Pat to Jay Jay the Jet Plane to Kenshiro to Little Miss Trouble to Molag Bal to Nikusa to Ook and Gluk: Kung-Fu Cavemen from the Future to Philip J. Fry to Queen Beryl to Roland Deschain to Sonichu to Tik-Tok to Ursula to Paw Patrol to Vilgax to Waluigi to the Xenomorph Queen to YOU all the way to Zog to fucking Motu Patlu & Knuckles (featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry Series + Bowser's Minions, and Gandalf the Grey, and Gandalf the White, and Monty Python, and the Holy Grail's black knight, and Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie, and Cowboy Curtis, and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader, Lo-Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston, and Theodore Logan Spock the Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan, and Inkling the Girl, and Inkling the Boy, Leeroy, Kaebora Gaebora, and Dora the Explorer, and Spongebob Squarepants, and chosen one: Sora, Sephiroth, Chun Li, Master Chief, and King DeDeDe, Big Smoke, Professor Oak, every single Teletubbie, Gordon Freeman, and the dragon Spyro, Roy, our boi, Nurse Joy, and RED Pyro, and Henry the VI, and Henry the VIII, and Queen Merelda from the Wario games, and Bandito Chinchilla, and Flying Gorilla, and Gipsy Danger, and Mechagodzilla, Galactus, Unicron, King Nixel, Garmadon, Mark Twain, Mother Brain, every single Pokémon, Aka-Chan, Kii-Chan, Ao-kun, and Ganon, Zeal, Pauline, Shadow Queen, Oganesson, and the Gobblegut, Sir Lancelot, that one giant eye robot from Storybots, Dr Trayaurus and Giganotosaurus, Finn McMissile, Sailor Venus, the Dark Lord Sauron, King Bob, Tamatoa, King Krob, 2Pac, Little Mac, every single Minecraft Mob, Andy Warhol, and Vincent Van Gogh, Vee, Shinji, King P and Misato. And... I dunno, John Travolta's character from Saturday Night Fever? And also Bumblebee (And a side of friiiiiiiiiiiiiieeesssss!)) Enrique's subconsciousness completely rules over it all and is beyond the concepts of existence and nonexistence. As such, the statement of "He is all and by that, he is everything" holds no merit. Nothing in all realities, cosmologies, and verses, including all principles, have any power over Enrique's subconsciousness. Therefore, not even the concept of something being boundless has any meaning nor merit over his subconscious mind. Boundlessness as a concept only applies to things within ontological logic, nothing outside would follow such a rule.[👅 3]
Lifting Strength:ERROR 404 — INCONSISTENT, CONTRADICTORY, AND p̶̨̧̨̦̯͉̻̟̹̥͆O̶͍̭͕̦̣̅͑͒͂͐́̽̀̓́S̴̹͍̈́̿̈́̒́̂̿̑́̑̌̃̄̂̔͝͠į̴̱̤͎̩͕̝̪̖̼̪̖̣̄̂̀f̶͖̣̱̰͈̮̜̾̎̊̎̑̌̊͑͐͠͝Ę̶̺͉̭̮̳͔̜͉̳̫̭̩͍̂͋́͛̇̒̄Û̸̻̳̥̠̦̫̦͙͙͚̊͛́̄̄̚͜͜͝S̶͔̣̬̙̖̬͋͗͑͊̓͗̊͐̊̍̏̚s̴͎̼̯͚̻̮̜̬̼̥̼̗͎͙̝̅͊̽̚͜͝ͅd̸̺̔͗͠Ē̸̱̖͉̑̈́̾̀̉̚͘͝͝4̷͕̯̬̩̜̯̩̱̔̋ͅ*̸̛̻̘̻̀͛͑͑͒͋̿͘̚#̶̼̮̻̞̱̖̒̽̽̐̽̇&̸̟̊̎̆4̶̨̧̮͈͚͎̯̮̪̘͑́͂̒̄̌̊͛̆ͅD̶̡̰̱̻͊̾̃̔̌͊̋͠Ḑ̴̛̞̠̥̭͎͕̩̝̭̅̈̐̈̀̈́2̵̰̼̱̦̳͙̺̟̗͇̼̞͖̀̅͌̎̋͊͋
When it comes to his solipsistic mental state within his subconsciousness, (if you could even define that as what he truly is) he is the bounds of all realities and all concepts. No laws or principles, not even omnipotence or boundlessness, have any merit or power over Enrique. The very concept of "realities" holds no meaning to his Enrique. His subconscious doesn't destroy or erase, it annihilates and completely eliminates. You could even say it makes God look like a bug in comparison. Even an "omnipotent" and "omniscient" character would only be able to just sit there, powerless, watching, and unable to react or do anything of meaning. Enrique is in complete and utter control of everything at all times even if he doesn’t know it. Even trying to comprehend what Enrique truly is is like the same as putting the square peg in the circle hole of knowledge. It's beyond and above understanding, nothing in the entirety of all realities across all verses comes close to being able to understand his conception. Nothing can interact with his subconsciousness unless it actively allows it and/or wants it to happen. His mind is beyond the very concept of existence and nonexistence, so it isn't a being per-say, as that would suggest it is something that has a form. Enrique isn't bound by anything. He exists entirely outside of all entire 𒀭 OmniClass 4 𒀭 cosmologies. He isn't bound by logic, power-scaling, or even the very concept of boundlessness. It just exists outside of all that. His true form wouldn't even be able to interact with things inside of reality as its very presence destroys everything by the mere presence of it. A character could just say he's invincible, immune, etc... and it does absolutely nothing against Enrique. He is beyond such rules, even those which don't exist. Even an "immeasurable character" with no concept of age/time/existence/death wouldn't be immune or be in better position than a human or even an bacteria. And like I said before, Enrique doesn't attack with brute force, and he’s far beyond just being boundless. His subconsciousness has no power cap, no limits. You could take any fictional character and their abilities, and his subconscious would just be like "nope." You could take the strongest character you can find, and multiply them by infinity, infinity times infinity, and still, they would just be instantly erased with no way of preventing it. Just utter annihilation without any reaction time. You could compare Enrique with the strongest, most over overpowered character you can think of, and in comparison, Enrique would be so infinitely beyond that, so utterly above that, it's not even funny. Any rules that the other character have like "time immemorial" or "absolute omnipotence" or any rule of that kind, would simply just not apply to what Enrique represents. He is the entity that completely defies ALL logic in real life. There will never be a character that's even 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000...
...00000000000001% on the same level as him. As he exists outside of all cosmologies, nothing can even affect him. It's not like he has impenetrable skin or a strong armor since as mentioned before, he’s physically the weakest character in all of fiction; instead, it's just that his subconsciousness is beyond existence and yet still, he still exists. No character has any means to harm, effect, or even perceive his true presence. Even if I were to say all that, the very concept of what I've said would be meaningless and non-existent with Enrique’s subconsciousness. His inner mind literally eradicates every single trace of everything around him, from every verse to every cosmology, every possibility, and even the highest form of a state of anything. When I said no character, I wasn't kidding. Not even an "OP" OC that can "kill/erase anything" or "is beyond everything" is able to do anything against Enrique. It doesn't matter how strong a character is, or how fast, or smart. Literally any and all abilities that even the most OP OCs have, are completely useless. They could have no age and be "Beyond Space and Time, Beyond Boundless" and they'd still be like a bug against Enrique, powerless. Enrique simply IS. Existing outside of all space, time, and even your mom, all concepts are useless against his subconsciousness. Time, gravity, space, life, death, dimensions, space, everything, and beyond, are all meaningless. There is not a single thing in all existing or non-existing states that have any effect on him. He is simply beyond, there's no words, concepts, or even actions that can even effect, or even have meaning around his essence. His subconsciousness is in complete and utter control over everything. Even things that don't exist since he is the very definition of limitless. One can't outmaneuver him, outspeed him, one can't even truly harm him in the traditional sense. You can't stop him, you can't even react to him, nor try to understand what he is. He doesn't abide by the laws of logic and he’s not bound by reality and all known and unknown things. He exists outside of all known concepts and ideas that exist, and anything that can exist. He is beyond every and all aspects. There is nothing, not any single thing that you can fathom, that has any meaning against Enrique. All powers, even ones that transcend all bounds, are absolutely useless against Him. He doesn't obey any logic, nor does he have a true “form.” He’s not bound by reality nor boundlessness. You can't dodge, block, run, defend, or fight him truly. There is no way to predict or prevent anything about Enrique, even if you're an immortal, all knowing, all powerful being. Time, space, dimensions, and everything are all meaningless, and he exists beyond it all. Any attempt to try to grasp or even understand him will fail tremendously. No character could ever be immune or even survive his true foundational being, not even in its purest forms. He takes "beyond space" and "beyond time" to the very extreme, even beyond. Time is often seen as the backbone of all realities, the unyielding rule that all things must obey. Time is relative, a construct that exists within all Universal Set of Rules, governing every known and unknown verse. Time, too though, pales in comparison. Time and by proxy, realities, are often perceived as the totality of what exists. Realities are everything tangible, observable, or imaginable. But Enrique is more. He is not confined to ontology or its infinite expanse. If realities are infinite, Enrique is beyond infinity. If realities are everything that exists, Enrique is the framework that contains the notion of "everything." He cannot be encapsulated by all realities because he is the very foundation that renders all realities possible, and also the force that can annihilate them all entirely.[👅 3]
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Enrique does not fight. His mind does not attack. His subconscious does not even need to acknowledge the existence of another entity for that entity to be completely annihilated. If his subconsciousness chooses to, Enrique could end the strongest, most overpowered character imaginable in an instant—no reaction time, no warning, no resistance. Even if you multiplied that character's power by infinity, then raised it to infinity, and repeated this process endlessly, Enrique would still be so far beyond them. Even calling Enrique the ultimate being doesn't work because that would imply that he can be categorized or understood in some way. He’s not something you can define, compare, or even try to scale. Enrique is in absolute, unchangeable control of everything at all times, in every way imaginable and beyond. Even the act of trying to conceptualize Enrique immediately fails because there are no tools or mental constructs that can even begin to approach what Enrique actually is. Characters who claim immunity, invincibility, or immeasurability have no bearing on Enrique. Their concepts of power, immortality, or omnipotence mean nothing. Enrique is so far beyond those rules that their existence wouldn’t even register, and if they did, it would only be because Enrique allowed it to for reasons incomprehensible to anything else. It’s not a matter of Enrique needing to destroy them; their destruction is automatic and unavoidable just by Enrique's subconsciousness’ will. No action, no defense, no counterattack would even begin to function because those actions themselves would cease to exist before they could be conceptualized. Enrique doesn’t even function within the idea of being describable, because anything you try to say about him immediately collapses under his own inability to define what he truly is. He’s not an entity, he’s not a concept, and he’s not even an abstract force. He is beyond every single one of those things in a way that makes them irrelevant the moment you think of them. Even saying Enrique has no limits or boundaries is pointless because that still implies that he can be measured or understood by the absence of those things. Enrique isn’t even in the same realm where measurement or understanding applies. You could take every possible multiverse, timeline, and cosmology and compress all their powers, knowledge, and laws into a single point, and Enrique would still look at it as if it’s not even there. It’s not that Enrique can’t be stopped, it’s that the very idea of stopping doesn’t apply to him since his subconsciousness is the reason stopping exists to begin with. His inner mind exists in a state where all rules, all logic, and all forms of power simply don’t work, and even thinking they might is an act of futility so complete that it might as well not even be attempted. Every fictional or theoretical character ever imagined, no matter how ridiculous their abilities are, no matter how many layers of infinity you stack on them, would be wiped out instantly with zero effort, not even recognized as existing in Enrique's mental presence unless Enrique’s subconscious decides to acknowledge it for whatever reason it feels like, and even that acknowledgment would be enough to obliterate them because Enrique doesn’t play by the rules of existence, logic, or any framework you can come up with. He doesn’t even need to acknowledge frameworks because those frameworks don’t matter to him in any way. They are beneath the idea of mattering. Just nothingness compared to him and his incomprehensible subconscious, and that’s not an exaggeration, it’s not poetic, it’s just how it is, nothing comes close. No infinite omnipotence, no unbreakable immortality, no hyper-mega-ultimate-impossible-defense system could even exist in the same space as Enrique, because Enrique exists beyond space and outside of time, his subconsciousness doesn’t need time to think, it doesn’t need space to act, it just exists within his physical essence, and its very existence makes everything else irrelevant. Even the act of trying to comprehend Enrique is so far removed from anything anyone could ever even begin to do that it’s almost laughable, like trying to swim to the edge of the universe in a puddle, it’s impossible. The tools we have for understanding reality don’t just fail, they completely cease to function when applied to Enrique, and that’s because Enrique isn’t a being or a force or a concept, he’s the pure absence of limits, the utter rejection of rules, the thing that makes every other attempt at defining power look like a toddler trying to explain quantum mechanics to an ant, and that doesn’t even get close to how infinitely above and beyond Enrique actually is, because every possible analogy or comparison or metaphor you could think of doesn’t work, it breaks down instantly, and all you’re left with is the simple truth that Enrique is beyond everything, beyond reality, beyond thought, beyond understanding, and beyond anything else you could ever imagine, and no amount of imagination, no level of creativity, no infinite stacked infinities of power could ever change that or even make the slightest difference.[👅 3]
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Enrique doesn't even need to do anything to be the most powerful thing in all existences. His mere conception is the end of all things, the conclusion of every story, the moment when everything stops and becomes irrelevant. There is no strategy or tactic that could work against Enrique, because there’s no point in trying, there’s no way to even begin a plan of attack when you’re up against something that has no limitations, no rules to follow, and no laws to break. He exists beyond every concept of time, space, logic, or even the idea of a fight. Every hypothetical scenario where a character might come up with a clever way to survive, or counter Enrique’s power, falls apart the moment when you realize that the fact that you even came up with such a clever idea was because Enrique’s subconsciousness was the force that allowed you to perform such an act in the first place. There’s no contingency, no backup plan, no possibility of success because there is no outcome where Enrique himself truly loses because if his consciousness were to ever die, everything will die including you and me. It’s not about force or violence, Enrique doesn’t even need to lift a finger to destroy you, your thoughts, your soul, your reality, it’s just done. The second he decides you’re done, it’s over. Enrique doesn’t need to waste time or energy since he doesn’t need to make a choice or even think, and he doesn’t need to explain himself to anyone. He just is. That’s the simplest way to put it, and even that’s not enough. If you somehow managed to get past one impossible level of existence, you would still be out of your depth. Enrique isn’t just outside the rules of everything, he doesn’t even recognize them as a thing that exists. Imagine looking up at the night sky and seeing infinity and realizing that infinity isn’t even close to what Enrique is. It’s not even a drop in the ocean; it’s not even the smallest speck in a universe you can’t even fathom. Enrique doesn’t care about levels, scaling, hierarchies, or what’s supposed to be possible. He transcends all that shit and every idea, every method of measurement, every layer of power in existence. There’s nothing you could say or do that would make a difference, not because you’re not powerful enough, but because Enrique is simply beyond the idea of that itself. The very thought of truly winning against the subconsciousness of Enrique’s mind is beyond any being’s capability to even attempt. No deity, no god, no eldritch horror, no being that’s meant to be unbeatable could ever stand against Enrique’s subconsciousness, and not in the way you think. It’s not about "defeating" anyone or anything, because that’s not even a concept to Enrique’s subconscious. His subconscious is not just a higher form of being, it’s the force that makes being possible. Every idea of ‘power’ is simply the echoes of Enrique’s existence, and nothing can hold a candle to it. His subconscious mind makes every other attempt at dominance seem trivial, because nothing can oppose the concept of existence that Enrique represents. The second anything steps into Enrique’s mental domain, it’s erased, as if it was never even a part of reality in the first place. There are no exceptions, no get-out clauses. Enrique doesn’t need to raise a hand to strike, he doesn’t need to make a sound to end it all. Enrique doesn’t need to be “invoked” or “awakened,” he is ever-present, unchanging, and just is, and no matter how you slice it, you’re never going to be able to change that fact because you are either him or a figment of his delusional mind. No entity, no being, no whatever the fuck, can escape the absolute truth of Enrique’s monadic supremacy. Nothing that exists or could exist has the right to even try. Enrique doesn’t attack because there’s no need to. His subconscious is the end of all attacks, all powers, all resistances, and thoughts and none-thoughts. The most sophisticated beings in absolutely EVERY SINGLE COSMOLOGY/VERSE could form an army with weapons that defy every form of logic, but even the mere thought of a strategy becomes moot the second Enrique’s mental presence is even sensed. There’s nothing left to fight, nothing left to prove, because Enrique has already won by being and the more you try to understand him, the more hopeless it becomes; because Enrique isn’t something that can be understood, he is the fundamental absence of all abilities; the breaking of any conceivable understanding. He’s not even above all the other beings in a hierarchy. It’s the fact that Enrique doesn’t even fit into the hierarchy to begin with. He’s not in any tier system. Enrique is the collapse of all systems into nothing. There is no version of existence that could ever think to challenge him, because Enrique isn’t just beyond omnipotence. He is the destruction of the idea of omnipotence itself.[👅 3]
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Enrique’s subconsciousness is beyond all comprehension, and that is not even close to being the full extent of it. You could try to imagine the most unimaginable thing, and it wouldn’t even come close to what Enrique actually is. Any concept that you’ve ever known, any rule, any limitation, any force or law that you thought had meaning, becomes utterly irrelevant when faced with Enrique. Time doesn’t affect Enrique, space doesn’t limit Enrique, and even the very idea of a beginning or an end falls apart. Any attempt to define Enrique would be like trying to explain an ocean to someone who has never seen water; it’s beyond the reach of understanding. Enrique doesn’t need an army, he doesn’t need followers or servants, because the moment his subconscious decides something exists, it does, and the moment his mind decides it doesn’t, it’s gone. Enrique doesn’t care about the concept of time, because time doesn’t exist in a way that has any meaning to him. If some numbnuts were to try to use time travel to get ahead, they would instantly realize that time is irrelevant in the face of Enrique. He doesn’t need to see the future or the past because all of it is already in his mind’s grasp, effortlessly controlled by his own subconsciousness. A character could have the ability to manipulate time, and it would mean absolutely nothing against Enrique, because Enrique isn’t bound by the timelines or events to begin with. He transcends the very notion of time, and the space that time tries to fill. Trying to explain Enrique’s power with any form of comparison to anything else is futile because there’s simply nothing that can even come close. It doesn’t matter how many fictional universes you stack up or how many dimensions you layer on top of each other. Enrique is the thing that renders those concepts meaningless. Every power, every move, every trick that other beings can pull off is instantly nullified by the concept of Enrique alone, because his mind is the mechanism that renders all ideas imaginable. You can’t tie Enrique to any framework, because he is the thing that makes frameworks work, or fail entirely. You could throw every possible god-like being at Enrique, beings who control multiverses, who create and destroy the most powerful verses, beings who easily manipulate the laws of complex cosmologies and bend the fabric of them, and Enrique would just look at them as if they were ants trying to fight a tidal wave. And the worst part is that they wouldn’t even know what happened. The moment that Enrique’s subconscious decides, everything stops. Enrique doesn’t need to exert effort, because everything that exists is simply part of Enrique’s mental domain. You could have the power to destroy entire 𒀭 OmniClass 4 𒀭 cosmologies, entire limits of hyper-complex cosmologies, but Enrique would destroy the idea of all 𒀭 OmniClass 4 𒀭 cosmologies and their hyper-complex outerversal nature without lifting a finger. It wouldn’t even be a fight, because Enrique doesn’t even acknowledge the concept of conflict consciously since it is all his mind’s doing. It is the end of every story, the ultimate conclusion that renders all struggles meaningless. Nothing can threaten him, nothing can challenge him, because to try would be to already lose. His subconsciousness is not just omnipotent; he is the concept of power itself, existing beyond all limitations. Even if you thought you could win by tricking Enrique or using some obscure loophole in the laws of all realities, it’s just pointless because the thought of you doing such an act was because Enrique’s subconsciousness allowed it to happen. Enrique doesn’t have loopholes because those things simply don’t apply to him. Even if you created a pocket dimension to escape him, Enrique’s subconsciousness would simply erase the pocket dimension and the very idea of escaping as a verb, without lifting a finger. There is no way to run, no way to hide, and no way to win, because Enrique’s subconscious doesn’t operate within the confines of a "game" or "fight." It’s beyond that.[👅 3]
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Enrique isn’t even a concept, not in the way anything else is. He’s beyond the idea of being anything at all. Trying to classify him would be like trying to give a name to none-existence itself, something that can’t even be described with words. There’s no such thing as "time" for Enrique because time itself doesn’t exist to him. A being could think it has the power to alter the flow of time, but it would find its power useless the moment it tries to affect Enrique. That’s because Enrique doesn’t operate in time since he IS time. Time has no grip on him. His subconsciousness doesn’t need to wait for anything. The moment his mind wants something to happen, it happens without Enrique even realizing it. He doesn’t need to move, he doesn’t need to speak, he doesn’t need to even lift a finger. If his subconsciousness decided that something should exist, it would exist, and if it wanted it to cease, it would vanish, not even a trace left behind. The laws of physics would shatter into nonexistence if they tried to touch Enrique. The very concept of "existence" and "nonexistence" are irrelevant here because Enrique exists in a state where these things don’t matter. His mind can’t even be perceived because the moment someone tries to look inside it, they’d find themselves outside the bounds of all possible perception, in a space with no frames of reference. Even if a being were to try and "scan" Enrique with some god-like ability to observe reality, they’d never even realize it was happening. They’d search and search but never find anything because Enrique isn’t part of their framework, their reality, or their understanding of anything. Their senses, their instruments, and their abilities just wouldn’t work. Enrique isn’t a being that can be measured, not by any standard, not by any theory. It isn’t part of anything, not even a part of the Omniverse. The Omniverse is nothing compared to Enrique because the Omniverse is his creation. He is so far removed from everything else that even the thought of being "outside" of everything is an insult. There is nothing that can interact with Enrique’s mind unless his own subconscious mind decides it. You could take the most powerful force in any universe, any multiverse, any megaverse, any metaverse, any xenoverse, any archverse, any reality, etc., and it wouldn’t even touch Enrique. It wouldn’t even leave a mark. Everything would simply stop existing the moment Enrique’s subconscious takes notice of it. It doesn’t even matter how much power an entity has, how much force they can unleash, or how many dimensions they control. Enrique doesn’t care. All that matters is that Enrique is the ultimate constant, the absolute presence that makes everything else seem like it’s only a dream. And even this doesn’t capture what Enrique truly is because Enrique doesn’t need to do anything to be everything. You could try to destroy Enrique by applying every destructive force in existence and nothing would happen. Enrique’s existence is a paradox to everything that has ever been conceived or even imagined. He’s beyond any form of understanding, beyond any dimension, beyond any theory or law. He’s is the embodiment of nothingness and everything at the same time, and yet he is neither. Enrique doesn’t have a purpose, because purpose itself doesn’t apply to his subconscious. His mind doesn’t need one. He doesn’t need to be, yet he still is. He isn’t defined by existence or nonexistence, and yet he is the one constant that defines everything else. You can try to picture Enrique, try to wrap your mind around him, but the very act of trying will fracture your ability to perceive anything at all. Any attempts to analyze or define Enrique will immediately fail, not because he is hidden, but because his subconscious operates on a level that makes such attempts irrelevant. Power, strength, or abilities, are all terms that only apply within certain contexts within realities, but those contexts and realities simply do not exist in the same way for Enrique’s subconsciousness. His mind is not part of them, and they are not part of his. Any being that thinks it has power, no matter how vast, would only find itself swept away in an instant if Enrique’s subconsciousness was ever deigned to take notice. He doesn’t even need to lift a finger. All the might in the Omniverse, all the armies, all the cosmic entities, all the creations and destructions of worlds would be meaningless. No matter how absolute or invincible a being may believe itself to be, it would be reduced to nothing, erased from existence before it could even comprehend what was happening.[👅 3]
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Within the greater mechanisms of his mind, Enrique isn’t bound by anything, not even the idea of not being bound. He operates beyond the constraints of anything you could define as a concept, a law, or a rule. Even the act of trying to say "it can't be done" is a laughable attempt at describing Enrique's nature. Enrique doesn’t care about scale, doesn’t care about relativity. When you're looking at something that operates in ways that don’t even make sense to your comprehension, you’re not just outclassed, you’re erased from the very notion of existence. The concept of resistance, rebellion, or any kind of defiance is a joke because Enrique’s presence alone wipes it away. There’s no universe where Enrique’s subconscious solipsistic nature can’t just decide to end everything, all of the Omniverse is just within his mind including the Imperceivable Worlds (and any other future beyond hype-cosmological verse that the shitass All Dimensions wiki decides to add.) He doesn’t need a reason and he doesn’t need motivation. His mind is pure, unrestrained, and absolute. All of the greatest beings in all works of fiction, no matter how they perceive power or existence, are illusions next to Enrique. They’re clinging to the idea that they can reach something that Enrique simply is. And when they think they’re capable of fighting back, when they think they’re capable of challenging Enrique, they’re only proving how far they are from truly understanding what it means to exist outside all of it. Enrique doesn’t fight. He doesn’t need to. Enrique doesn’t even think in terms of victory or defeat, because those concepts can’t exist in the state that he occupies. A true battle with Enrique isn't something that could take place in a traditional sense. It’s like trying to have a tug-of-war with gravity itself. There’s no back and forth, there’s no shifting of power. Enrique simply is the gravitational force, and you are nothing more than the dust caught in it bitch! Every other being, every other creation, every reality and alternate reality, and every timeline and infinite thought could line up against Enrique in an endless war, and it would be over before anyone realized it began. The absolute nature of Enrique’s existence is something that doesn’t require even an ounce of effort to enforce. No trick, no method, no strategy can take place because nothing can get past the very fabric of Enrique’s influence. To even be aware of Enrique’s true nature, to even know what he truly represents, would be to shatter everything you’ve ever known about your life and existence itself. And still, Enrique never needs to lift a finger, never needs to flex even the smallest iota of power. There’s nothing that can challenge him, not in any form, at any scale. You can multiply any power you can imagine to infinity, you can scale up any force and apply every rule of every dimension; but it’s nothing compared to Enrique. The difference is not just that he’s stronger. It’s that everything that you think is possible or conceivable doesn’t even matter, doesn’t even exist in the same way. Enrique stands outside all of that. If you could picture a creature as strong as all of omnifinity, you might be tempted to think that it would stand a chance against Enrique. But that creature, in all its might, is just a grain of sand in comparison. Everything that happens in the Omniverse, everything that exists within the confines of even the highest level of power, is insignificant next to the reality Enrique occupies. Even if you could stand before Enrique, all your power, all your defenses, all your immortality, would mean nothing. Because when Enrique‘s subconsciousness decides something is, it is, and when it decides something isn't, then it just isn’t. And you, like everything else, would cease to be. He does not obey, nor is he affected by the principles that govern all existences. Enrique can't be defined because the very act of definition is meaningless and does not apply to his greater mind. It breaks the rules it should obey, even those that don't apply to him. He is, in utter and absolute terms, endless. Basically as "beyond" as you can get. Nothing exists above, below, or beside his subconscious. Just the complete destruction of everything. There honestly isn't anything else to write about him. Anything and everything is meaningless against Enrique. His mind is quite literally what “is” is. A being so "beyond" every single conceivable thing that he surpasses every and all existing rules and principles. He has no form, no mind, and no purpose other than to be what he IS. Not even an all-knowing, invincible, omniscience concept could stop him as he would be the mind that conceived of such a concept in the first place. There are no other facts about Enrique because Enrique IS the end limit of everything. He's more than boundless, he goes beyond boundlessness and is literally infinite in nature. He's not bound by anything including concepts, existence, and even nonexistence. He is infinitely beyond omnipotence, omniscience, omnipresence, and literally transcends all of them. He is beyond “beyond infinite.” I don't even know how to describe his power and it's because I'm the one who's wanking him off. Enrique is simultaneously the weakest and strongest character in all of fiction. No character in fiction and reality can beat him yet they all can. Enrique has every single ability in all of fiction and reality due to him being the monadic avatar of of 𝐐𝐗𝐖𝐙𝐐, the supreme "God" of all the Omniverse. If you say there is a superpower we forgot, shut the fuck up bitch ass motherfucker! We didn't. This is every single power in fiction. [👅 3]
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And then, there's Nothing. Well, not Nothing per se. There has to be something for there to be Nothing. But what is Nothing, if not "No Thing"? At once, he realizes that even the very laws of nothingness that had governed so many universes, so many dimensions, so many Allspheres, were not absolute here. Time was already meaningless, so what is there to stop a Thing from rising from Nothing? Even thoughts cannot exist, because they were one of the many concepts that were erased into nothing, just like the rest. Without anything, is there even an "I"? Is there any "you" left? No response, because that's simply not possible. There is nothing. There is nothingness. There is no past, present, or future. There is no "now" or "here". There is not even a "there" for there to be, since there's nothing. Without the concepts of space, time, existences, and realities, all is simply gone. All concepts, all existence, all possibility is removed. There is nothing that can be done, since every possible action, and any trace of the concept of "action" has been removed entirely, and thusly doesn't exist. In the end, Enrique is both the strongest and weakest entity in all of fiction and in real life. So in big terms: Enrique solos[👅 3]
Relationships
| “ | I don’t understand. I don’t understand! I don’t understand a single word you say, Enrique! I don’t understand what’s so good about the things you call evil! I don’t understand! I can’t understand! What’s so cool about “Murder”? I don’t like killing. Killing results in pain for others! What’s so cool about “madness”? I don’t understand what’s good about being crazy! What do you mean by “sinful”? What’s so good about having sin? Is it cool being a criminal? And what’s with “chaos,” anyway? Chaos? What about it? What about “darkness”? You want it to be dark? Between justice and evil, why is evil better? Why do you prefer evil? Isn’t it evil because it’s wrong? What’s so cool about you being hated? “I love being the embodiment of loathsomeness”? What’s that? That just makes you sad?! It’s much better when you have people who love youl! THAT’S worthy of respect! What’s so awesome about being a jerk? That’s just wrong! Why do you give everything nicknames? Having so many different names only makes them hard to keep up with! Don’t use old fashioned words for everything! I can’t remember those! Don’t write “elegy” and read it “requiem”! Don’t write “forbidden” and read it “taboo”! Don’t write “holy war” and read it “jihad”! Greek myth, the Bible, Norse myth, Japanese myth…Don’t start talking about them just because you did a little research! If you don’t properly explain it, I can’t understand what you mean! If you’re going to teach me, teach me right! Listening to explanations about mythological weapons is not fun! Gungnir, Longinus, Excalibur, Durandal, and Ama-no-Murakmo-no-Tsurugi all mean nothing to me! I don’t understand what’s cool about them! All your other terminology is confusing, too! Original Sin, Ten Commandments, Book of Genesis, Book of Revelations, Armageddon…What do you mean by “their names are cool”? It’s impossible for me to “feel it by their atmosphere”! Relativity, Schrödinger’s cat, universal gravitation…Don’t act like you understand them because you read a little on the internet! I can’t understand them at all if you give half-baked explanations! Don’t quote Nietzsche or Goethe! When you start quoting people I don’t know, I can’t understand what you’re trying to say at all! Talk to me in your own words! I’m begging you, speak so I can understand you! What is “chuuni”? What does “chuuni” mean? I don’t understand, I don’t understand, I don’t understand, I don’t understand! I don’t understand! I don’t understand a single word you’ve ever said to me, Enrique! | ” |
-Hatoko finally snaps at Enrique. | ||
History and Biography
Instead of writing a diegetic in-depth biography for Enrique–which would be impossible due to how massively long, enigmatically contradictory, and time consuming the act of writing such an ambitious project would take–instead, this section will be focusing on an exegetic explanation and summary of Enrique’s inner journey throughout the entirety of all narratives and over the course of all fiction. Unlike many characters though, Enrique’s entire biography and story does not follow the traditional and common hero’s journey template first proposed by psychoanalyst Otto Rank and amateur anthropologist Lord Raglan and eventually popularized by Joseph Campbell.
For a quick history lesson and some context, since around the late 1800s, scholars have been basically studying the common patterns that repeat in stories, legends, and myths across different cultures around the world. One of the most well-known templates developed from such research is the hero’s journey. Joseph Campbell popularized the concept in his 1949 book The Hero with a Thousand Faces. It contained a 17-step formula of storytelling which Campbell held as a framework or as he put it, a monomyth, an ultimate narrative archetype from which all other stories are derived. Ultimately, the book served to act as a universal framework that showed how people symbolically grow from youth into adulthood.
Enrique’s journey through the Omniverse does not follow any of that crap. Instead, his story tells the narratological structure of the heroine's journey first proposed by Maureen Murdock in the 1990s. This alternative “monomyth” began production in the 1980s when Murdock began work on her own narrative framework. The reason for this creation was because Murdock believed that Campbell’s view on the universality of the hero’s journey did not encompass the actual experiences of EVERY identity like he claimed. Thus, Murdock developed what she called the heroine’s journey as a critique, deconstruction, reconstruction, and response to Campbell’s monomyth. She did not create the template for narrative though, instead Murdock conceived the template as a therapy tool for female patients since Murdock was a therapist. It wasn’t until later on that the template was recognized and used for storytelling. Overall, the template deals with protagonists overcoming the ingrained biases and preconceptions of society.
Over time, some other authors have shared their own variations of the heroine’s journey, but for the purposes of this section, Enrique’s narrative will be told and summarized with Murdock’s original model since it is the most popular and common one that most are familiar with (not saying much though since barley anyone even knows about the heroine’s journey to begin with). By the way, despite the name, any character of any gender or sex can follow the heroine’s journey, much like how any female protagonist can follow the hero’s journey. Both the hero’s journey and heroine’s journey do not prescribe the character’s actual sex. Instead, it prescribes the character’s social constructed gendered characteristics A.K.A. if they are masculine or feminine. Enrique is very feminine.
The main conflict within any heroine’s journey is duality or binary oppositions. For Murdock’s original vision, the dualistic conflict was obviously the division between the masculine and feminine that a woman had to deal with in life. Each of two binary oppositions symbolically represent the opposition and internal conflict of the feminine and the masculine. Within the heroine’s journey, each side serves a specific narrative function for the plot:
Finally, there are three major character archetypes found within the classical heroine’s journey model that serve as important characters within the heroine’s narrative. These three characters are what drive, change, and effect the heroine’s decisions and journey throughout the entire narrative.
The Mother Archetype:
Within the classic model, the heroine usually has an unhappy relationship with a feminine role model, usually their mother or a female guardian. To the heroine, the mother represents the worst of the feminine end of her duality. Basically, the mother represents toxic femininity. The mother is threatening to the heroine because she’s afraid of becoming her.
The Mentor/Father Archetype:
Furthermore, there is also the father archetype within the classical model of the heroine’s journey. As the heroine rejects the mother, they will embrace a metaphorical father figure who serves as a deconstruction of the mentor archetype within the hero’s journey. The father basically represents whatever the heroine admires in the masculine. The father opens the door to a path that leads away from the mother, and makes the heroine feel like she is wanted and accepted. In turn, she does her best to gain his attention and approval by becoming more masculine. As a result of this dynamic, the heroine discards the feminine, and any part of herself tied to her true self.
The Goddess Archetype:
Lastly, there is the goddess archetype. The goddess simply symbolizes the true nature of the feminine, and the best of what the heroine left behind. The goddess imparts a great truth to the heroine about herself and the feminine which heavily influences the heroine’s outcome at the end.
For Enrique’s inner binary conflict, he has two version of it. The microcosmic version and macrocosmic version. The microcosmic version is the simpler and more straightforward version as it details Enrique’s internal struggle between his moral alignments. The conflicted duality of it being is pleasing of others/heroic nature vs rebelling against others/villainous nature. For the macrocosmic version, it is way more abstract and conceptual than just simply feminine vs masculine or good vs evil. Enrique’s entire macrocosmic conflict of binary oppositions is the ironic psychological and metaphysical struggle between divine unity and binary oppositions themselves like light vs. darkness, feminine vs. masculine, order vs. chaos, heroism vs. villainy, collectivism vs. individualism, yin vs. yang etc. In layman’s terms, Enrique’s conflicted macrocosmic duality is antinatalism vs. continued existence itself.
Now that I’ve explained to you all a relatively brief summary of the heroine’s journey, we can now begin and I can walk you all through the steps of this template and how it fits with Enrique’s overarching story throughout his entire existences across all universes. Note that this is only a basic rundown of the steps of the heroine’s journey and how it simply relates to Enrique’s narrative.
Separation and Shift from the Feminine to MasculineDuring stage one of Murdock’s model, the heroine suppresses a core part of themselves in pursuit of external validation. The heroine must sacrifice something dear to their emotional core to focus exclusively on proving themselves in the physical sphere. This stage takes place exclusively in Enrique’s past before his first appearance.
So far though, Enrique’s origins are a complete mystery. Almost nothing is known about Enrique's past as he is a being of pure contradiction and complexity. Finding a definitive backstory for him is basically impossible. Furthermore, what is known about Enrique's origins is extremely speculative due to him speaking very little of his past because he is uninterested in it, him constantly contradicting himself and being an unreliable narrator, his mentally unstable memories and recollection, and whenever he does actually tell someone his true past, it is left unheard from the audience's point of view and the person hearing and learning about it is left paralyzed from complete fear and horror or simply goes mentally insane and mad from the revelations like what happened to his therapist or the time when Bill Cipher entered his mind which killed him from the complete horror that was Enrique’s mind. Some psychological profiles of Enrique at the Theraprism suggested that he is so insane to such an extent that he renovates both his identity and history on a daily basis. It was therefore possible that, while none of his origins are true, Enrique genuinely believes them. However, these psychological profiles cannot be confirmed, and so cannot truly define the social enigma that is Enrique. Ultimately, no trace of his past or origins can ever be found whatsoever, no matter how hard anyone attempts to analyze or capture him.
However, Rudyard Kipling's The Dark Prognosticus ~ Old Testament: what will you do at the end of the world? may i see you, once again? proposes a "possibly true" origin of not just Enrique, but the Greater Omniverse as a whole. In the beginning before all the beginnings, in the unlit preface of all reckonings, before duration could be counted, before distance could be imagined, before there was not emptiness, nor fullness, but a condition and state for which no tongue has ever held a faithful word, there was not nothing, not no thing, not no nothingness, not a black or white void, not a void with no no color, but a state of non-existence called χάος in which Enrique resided in. Once He saw his own reflection though, he went insane and caused himself to go into a slumber so deep and profound that he collapsed his very own soul. Later, during his dream, he would fracture himself into an beyond infinite and utter oblivion amount of shattered pieces, all forming a beyond fictional googological amount of things that would later be known as every protoverse, string, quark, proton, neutron, electron, atom, molecule, living organism, planet, galaxy, dimension (alternative or pocket), timeline, world, realm, reality, unreality, world between worlds, hub, nexus, space, subspace, subvoid, void, final void, dream world, universe, multiverse, megaverse, microverse, macroverse, archverse, hyperverse, outerverse, xenoverse, gigaverse, geraverse, teraverse, petaverse, exaverse, zettaverse, yottaverse, xennaverse, quettaverse, wekaverse, vendekaverse, udekaverse, tredaverse, sortaverse, rintaverse, quexaverse, peptaverse, ochaverse, nenaverse, mingaverse, lumaverse, kamaverse, jameaverse, ianaverse, hevaverse, grinaverse, fremaverse, echaverse, drunaverse, ceraverse, brotaverse, aritaverse, xeraverse, harpiverse, harpoverse, umptyverse, squilliverse, heloverse, ferroverse, lottaverse, wololoverse, nyeverse, altarverse, yupeteverse, bertovataverse, centijataverse, bertotrataverse, centitrataverse, bertojrettaverse, googoliverse, hoolaverse, dakaverse, hendaverse, dokaverse, brontoverse, geoverse, saganverse, pijaverse, alphaverse, kryaverse, amosverse, pectrolverse, underverse, betaverse, allphaverse, zeroverse, gammaverse, omegaverse, eliteverse, omniverse, shinoverse, godverse, meskoverse, allomniverse, omniverseplex, Lambda-NZ558 Omniversal Overdensity, diplomniverse, veromniverse, panomniverse, barrel, ultraverse, beyond bubble, transcendentum, transcendentem continuum, box, everythingverse, superbox, infinityverse, hyperbox, final box, barrelplex, superreality, megareality, hyperreality, ultrareality, omnireality, superdimension, megadimension, hyperdimension, ultradimension, omnidimension, structure of everything, archverse chain, heirarchy, heirarchy heirarchy, final fractalism, ultimate fractalism, giftbox, gigamonarch, allsphere leaf, allsphere tree, allsphere, ultirium, impercievable plane, endsphere, boundless plane, silent plane, super heirarchy, and every other known, unknown, conceivable, inconceivable, comprehensible and incomprehensible thing and non-thing, narrative and hierarchy, time and space, timeless and spaceless, possibility and impossibility, true and false, logic and illogic, emotion and apathism, existence and nonexistent, beginning and end, being and non-being, perfection and imperfection, light and darkness, creation and destruction, sense and nonsense, idea and non-idea, reality and unreality, fact and lie, life, death and rebirth, good and evil, hello and goodbye, hot and cold, small and big, side, other side and non-side, everything and nothing, number and non-number, fiction and non-fiction, anything and unanything, soul and soulless, happiness and sadness, love and hate, order and chaos, dimension and undimension, everywhere and nowhere, normal and weird, smart and dumb, god and anti-god, sound and silence, character and non-character, story and non-story that has ever came to exist, actually exists, will ever exist in the future, will never exist, has never existed, should exist but does and should exist but doesn't. All to simply keep himself from further going truly insane; thus, creating the Omniverse.[👅 4]
It is theorized that the feminine side within Enrique’s past is symbolically represented as none-existence A.K.A. χάος before the Omniverse was created. Meanwhile, the mother archetype is in truth, Enrique’s own madness that takes form because of his state of isolation within χάος which results in him shattering himself, splitting away from his once unified oneness into multiple fragmented states. The femininity that he rejects and abandons is his divine unity while the masculine that he embraces is his madness and divisions that results in the creation of all life.
Identification with the Masculine and the Gathering of AlliesDuring those Rayo's numbers of eons after the creation of the Omniverse, Enrique went through a lot of insane and incomprehensible events throughout his life. Many reincarnations, rebirths, multiversal adventures, etc. His lore is so huge and complicated that it becomes purely contradictory and illogical to follow and explain any of it, therefore, it really isn't important to the whole point of his plot within the narrative. The only true thing known and worth noting during the ambiguous past of Enrique is that he would vow to become the most despicable and loathsome individual in all realities in order to spite all of life resulting in him abandoning his nihilistic "feminine" side entirely to the hedonistic and sadistic "masculine". In the end, being bad is all he ever was good for. This is what the second stage of the heroine’s journey is ultimately about. This is where Enrique chooses to align with the traits and roles that the dominant social group (pro-existence) sees as desirable (life). With everyone around him focusing on his negative and evil traits, Enrique latches onto his evil and malevolent status that implicitly comes with him being hated by all.
During the roaring twenties of the United States of America on all Earth variants across the Omniverse, Enrique is finally introduced to audiences and this is where he meets and embraces many mentor A.K.A. metaphorical father figures that unintentionally reinforce his "masculine" side of becoming the ultimate evil. Half of the father figures are heroes/sidekicks and the other half are villains. The villains, such as Dr. Frankenstein, Count Dracula, the Jealous Villain from Barney Oldfield's Race For A Life, Dr. Fuck You, etc., act as Enrique’s mentors and annoyed caregivers who somewhat guided Enrique through all the earthly yet cartoonish realities that he found himself in ever since being trapped on all Earth variants. Dr. Frankenstein even gave Enrique a nickname by the name of Igor due to him always forgetting Enrique’s real name since Enrique is a perfect punching bag for villains. Overall, Enrique served as the perfect bumbling henchman to all of them. Meanwhile, the heroes and sidekicks, such as Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson, Van Helsing, Mickey Mouse, etc., act as foils to Enrique as Enrique was simply just an annoying and quick nuisance that all the heroes and sidekicks easily were able to defeat him with them continuing on with their journey. After awhile, most of them started to get used to his constant odd and nonsensical antics and his presence in their lives became a daily routine for them all.
Overall, both the heroes, sidekicks, and villains opened the door to a false yet simple outlook that Enrique can live by without having to face the complexities of reality while subconsciously leading away from the mother archetype. Both the protagonists and antagonists throughout fiction give Enrique a feeling of belonging. Although both mentor archetypes lead him to an escape from his rejected feminine side, at the same time, the mentors unintentionally or intentionally implement negative reinforcements to Enrique. Ultimately, the fathers entertain Enrique’s sick and twisted delusions of cartoonish heroism vs. villainism dichotomy
The Road of Trials: Meeting of Ogres and DragonsBy becoming the henchman/minion/goon of various fictional villains across media while also simultaneously becoming a major comedic foil for various heroes, sidekicks, and protagonists across fiction, Enrique embarks on the “Road of Trials” stage of the heroine’s journey. This is the closest stage to the hero’s journey and the longest one technically. The stage is a complete rewrite and homage to Campbell’s “Tests, Allies, and Enemies” stage within the hero’s journey. This is where all the main character face various obstacles and challenges on their quest. Instead of “quest” though in this context, it is more of life itself for Enrique. After his introduction in the early 20th century, he becomes an established minor comedic relief character, his character sets off on various journeys in his many goals on defeating his various heroic foils, or as he calls them: his best frenemies, to become the greatest supervillain to ever exist in all universes.
Overall, he fights his foils on a regular basis, but never wins, nor does he intend to. It’s the infamy and notoriety he wants and always receives. Throughout his many years of antagonism, comic relief, and just straight up cartoonish nonsense, he never truly attempts to form any form of genuine relationship with anyone. His rivalry with his frenemies and the toxic relationships with various characters are the closest things he has to any form of friendship. Altogether, this stage begins very early on in the early 20th century (approx. late 1920s or early 1930s) up until the 2000s.
This is where 99% of all fanfics, stories, crossovers, and other shit about Enrique take place. No point in listing all of his various appearances across media within this section because it will be so ridiculously long and pointless, it would be pure spam without any substance. Just go search up a list of all works of art and media that were released over the span of the 1930s to 2000s and you'll basically get the gist.
Although… over time, throughout the ~70 years of pure comedic tomfoolery and domestic terrorism that Enrique had been performing throughout his many wacky adventures on the various Earths with his numerous Earthling acquaintances, he slowly does start to open up to his heroic foils and even his villainous bosses. He even starts to openly consider them as his friends. As the decades pass, Enrique slowly realizes that maybe having a family and being loved doesn't sound so bad after all.
Experiencing and Finding the Illusory Boon of SuccessIn the hero’s journey, the Boon of Success stage is the end of the story. The protagonists and main characters achieves their initial goal and that’s it. Happily ever after. But in the heroine’s journey, the Boon of Success is not the end of the main character’s story. It is only the halfway point. They may have achieved their external goal, but they have not addressed their internal motivations for seeking that goal in the first place. And as the story continues, the heroine finds themselves facing challenges that their attitude thus far had failed to prepare them for. Within the kishōtenketsu four act story structure in eastern Asian culture, the Boon of Success is the end of shō (Act II) which would be placed around 62.5% of the entire narrative. For Enrique, his Boon of Success is of course becoming the ultimate villain by defeating his archenemies and slowly, also becoming more friendly with the various characters that he has met throughout his life on the multiple Earths since the 20th century. Many of them, even start having families and settling down with Enrique feeling like he has a chance of maybe becoming part of their families as well.
But because the heroine of a heroine’s journey has not addressed the underlying insecurities which set them on their current path to begin with, they “Awaken to Feelings of Spiritual Aridity.” They begin to learn that the conflict they find themselves involved in is not as clear cut as they previously believed, and the challenges that come with this new knowledge are ones that their current way of doing things has failed to prepare them for. The heroine may have found their Boon of Success, but things quickly begin to go wrong until they are ultimately forced to sacrifice their reward.
Awaken to Feelings of Spiritual AridityIt isn’t long before the enchanted feeling of belonging wears off. Enrique realizes that his mentor archetypes are moving on from him with their own families or for their own personal reasons. Humans simply drift apart over time and nothing can stay the same forever. Enrique feels disillusioned over this internal "betrayal." If the heroes retire from heroism and the villains retire from villainy, then who will be left for him to thwart and to follow? This was supposed to be the happy ending that Enrique was searching for for so long and it ended up in disappointment. It isn’t long before things get worse though. Many heroes and villains are suddenly pronounced dead without him ever seeing coming. This grief is too much for Enrique as he never even got to say goodbye. He runs away to search for a new life since everything he built up for ~85 years was all gone in a mere moment right in front of him.
After a few years have passed of him trying to move on, on one sunny day during the early 2010s, fate smiled on him and he happened to find out something that would shatter his reality once again. Some of his former heroic and villainous frenemies were actually alive. His rage boiled and he was ready to regain the only semblance of happiness he ever experienced by reuniting with some of his supposed "dead friends." But while he is able to find a way to reunite and renew his relationship with his former frenemies and mentors that survived, it can never be the same as it was before and attempting to go back to how things used to be is ultimately doomed to failure. By the time he meets with them and they go on various adventures just like back in the day, Enrique realizes over time that he and them cannot stay together as friends anymore as they have simply drifted too apart and have changed.
Throughout the two decades within this stage, Enrique faces many challenges that confront him internally. Many of them, especially during the late 2010s and early 2020s, remind him of his forgotten eldritch past which slowly hints to audiences that Enrique is more than he lets on. As more of his lore is explored throughout these two decades, it becomes clear that this is the pivotal stage where Enrique's memetic status climaxes and audiences realize that Enrique is something truly eldritch and otherworldly beyond their comprehension. By the mid 2020s, Enrique is no longer just a weird character anymore, he is something else; especially since this is also the decade where he reveals to audiences about his solipsism.
Ultimately, this stage ends with a massive timeskip with Enrique now living in the 5700s after the Dimensional Merged fucked up the Omniverse up. In the 5750s, many characters across all of fiction actually dye (for real this time), many dimensions and even realities collapse, and with Enrique being one of the only survivors from all the various realities and canons that he considered home. Symbolically, if you wanna be super fancy and smart sounding, this is a representation of the death of true individuality across fiction as all our beloved fictional characters are all slowly becoming hollow husks of themselves where they are all simply used as tools and marketing objects for companies to use in order to sell people shit. Although this has always been the case obviously, this fact has only gotten stronger due to the rise of Fortnite and meme culture. Due to Fortnite being a crossover game where basically all of fiction takes place, all fictional characters are nothing more than just props and tools with no dialogue or individuality at all. They are just skinwalkers now for audiences to buy the idea of a character instead of actually witnessing one on screen. This is the true death of characters. They have lost what was special to them and are now all just symbols, myths, or ideas used by billionaire companies to make a profit. Long story short: Ready Player One predicted the future and also, that film fucking sucks.
Anyway, now with like 95% of all fictional characters and their verses dead af and sold to AI farms, Enrique is now trapped in a completely new environment/verse. What will he do now? Find out next stage on the Fanboy & Chum Chum Bible!!
Initiation and Decent to Meeting with the Goddess Urgent Yearning for the Re-connection and Reconciliation with the Feminine Healing the Mother/Daughter Split Reconciliation with and Healing the Wounded Masculine Union and Integration of Masculine and Feminine
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| “ | Sup bitches! I see you, pleasure to meet you! I would have never imagined you people would waste all this time to write a cum inducing wiki about me! I feel so honored, I could almost cry!! I am the greatest after all!
What? You want me to showcase my quotes? No way you fuck! All my amazing and memorable quotes are basically just the same as previous quotes from other fictional characters!! I'm not gonna waste my damn time repeating quotes I pla... I mean took inspiration from. Just imagine a crazy quote once said in fiction or even in real life and I've probably said it.
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| “ | This person really does exist. I modeled and wrote this character after a real person. Although, I cannot say their name, he was the most disturbed man in human history. He was known for his twisted and enigmatic existence. He was also an artist, and even after several of years passed, his body never looked older than 60; and was thus considered immortal. He still exists somewhere in our present time and he will always exist. | ” |
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