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{{18|Futa}}<blockquote>''"We must reject the idea that every time a law's broken, society is guilty rather than the lawbreaker. It is time to restore the American precept that each individual is accountable for his actions."'' | {{18|Futa}}<blockquote>''"We must reject the idea that every time a law's broken, society is guilty rather than the lawbreaker. It is time to restore the American precept that each individual is accountable for his actions."'' | ||
-Ronald Reagan</blockquote>The Futa Virus is a slight contagious virus that affects only people with estrogen, | -Ronald Reagan</blockquote>The Futa Virus is a slight contagious virus that affects only people with high levels of phyto-estrogen in their diet such as Starbucks frequenters, vegans, gammons and Germans. It was created by using the DNA of The Shadow Queen and strains of the [[Sex parasite|sex parasites]] to make women shut the fuck up, because it's hip to see each other's genders as whiny, irrational and full of bullshit. But this failed as a result and now it hunts [[:Category:Females|Amy Schumer fans]] that think fart and vagina jokes are funny as hell, to give them dicks and bigger boobs. | ||
It was fixed by [[ | |||
It is synonymous with the [[Sex parasite|sex parasites]] to the uneducated. | |||
It was fixed by [[Jerry]] simply picking his nose, to eradicate the virus completely. | |||
Also the uneducated(Ya Boy Duggie)assumed that [[Vivian]] got infected by the virus but they're dumb as fuck because she was born with a dick | |||
==Creators== | ==Creators== | ||
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File:DrFUCK.jpg|[[Dr fuck you|Dr. Fuck You]] | File:DrFUCK.jpg|[[Dr fuck you|Dr. Fuck You]] | ||
File:Dr. Hamsterviel (1).webp|[[Jacques von Hämsterviel]] | File:Dr. Hamsterviel (1).webp|[[Jacques von Hämsterviel]] | ||
File:Img12.jpg|[[Dr. Insano!]] | |||
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== People who were infected by it == | |||
go crazy | |||
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"We must reject the idea that every time a law's broken, society is guilty rather than the lawbreaker. It is time to restore the American precept that each individual is accountable for his actions." -Ronald Reagan
The Futa Virus is a slight contagious virus that affects only people with high levels of phyto-estrogen in their diet such as Starbucks frequenters, vegans, gammons and Germans. It was created by using the DNA of The Shadow Queen and strains of the sex parasites to make women shut the fuck up, because it's hip to see each other's genders as whiny, irrational and full of bullshit. But this failed as a result and now it hunts Amy Schumer fans that think fart and vagina jokes are funny as hell, to give them dicks and bigger boobs.
It is synonymous with the sex parasites to the uneducated.
It was fixed by Jerry simply picking his nose, to eradicate the virus completely.
Also the uneducated(Ya Boy Duggie)assumed that Vivian got infected by the virus but they're dumb as fuck because she was born with a dick
Creators
Shadow Queen(Genetic Template)
People who were infected by it
go crazy

