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<center><big><big><big>'''{{color|black|SPEAKING OF OUTDATED, HERE'S AN OUTDATED AF STORY WRITTEN ON SBFW!}}'''</big></big></big></center>
<center><big><big><big>'''{{color|black|I CALL IT: POOH'S ADVENTURES OF THE OMNIVERSE}}'''</big></big></big></center>
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''"Ahem! Today...''<br>
''I'll tell you the lost book of prophecies.”''<br><br>
''“This prophetic book was a mysterious tome full of stories of''<br>
''future events across the Omniverse.”''<br><br>
''“Of course, many people craved the book, wishing to glimpse''<br>
''their future.”''<br><br>
''“But no one, after obtaining this dreaded book, ever found''<br>
''happiness.”''<br><br>
''“This... is a tale about the book's last owner.”''<br><br>
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''“'''What do you remember about that day?'''”''<br><br>
<small>''“It was dark.”''</small><br><br>
''“'''What were you doing when it happened?'''”''<br><br>
<small>''“It all happened so fast...”''</small><br><br>
''“'''Alright... Anything else?'''”''<br><br>
<small>''“No.”''</small><br><br>
''“'''I see... Thank you.'''”''</div></center>
 
===<u>Flashback: ''The Creation of CERN''</u>===
[[File:CERN logo.svg|164x164px|alt=CERN's logo.|right|frameless|Logo of CERN.]]
:<small>''(Summary and Recontextualization of the Lore of Nicktheultimaswordwielder's Ultima)''</small>
 
Before the 2010s, we see the foundation of the infamous '''[https://nicktheultimaswordwielder.fandom.com/wiki/The_Organization Organization]''', which our [https://nicktheultimaswordwielder.fandom.com/wiki/The_Society '''various heroic chosen ones across the Omniverse'''] defeated. Later within their defeat, some members evolved into a new organization called CERN (Criminal Empire of Ruthless Nicktoons). The Nicktoons villains ran CERN and were the arch-enemies of the Good Society founded by SpongeBob SquarePants. They sought to obtain the God Particle and research the upcoming event known as the DIMENSIONAL MERGE. We see glimpes of two pairings of characters, Pato and an angel from above, and the paring of Titan (a being corrupted by three other dark angels) Titan and his trio were secretly part of a reincarnation soul matrix scheme and monitored by three Archons, were a key part of this war and the battle between SpongeBob's "𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 counterpart" and the real version of SpongeBob. CERN believed that the Omniverse's creation was flawed and opposed the Society, but there was a twist: they were being backed by the same hand that was turning the chosen ones into the Good Society, and Mr. Krabs was entirely on board with the plan. The reincarnated Sheev Palpatine and his many minion, like Ansem, Seeker of Darkness, were the ones who had brought these villains together, only for them to slowly be turned into "lambs" being built to be slaughtered.
 
[[File:Xigbar - Pre-Timeskip.jpg|thumb|157x157px|Xigbar (''Cabbage Man'')|left]]
 
 
The Cabbage Man also oversaw its creation and held bodies in different multiverses, all selling cabbages and being a spy. CERN was led by Vlad Plasmius, Vexus, and Smytus. They eventually would lose the war against the Good Society as we all know what happened in the early 2010s hit crossover fanfic: '''''[https://nicktheultimaswordwielder.fandom.com/wiki/Ultima_Wiki Pooh's Adventures of Ultima]'''''.
 
 
 
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===<u>Flashback: ''The Dark Lords''</u>===
:<small>''(Summary and Recontextualization of the Lore of Pooh's Adventures of Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep)''</small>[[File:The Empire and Fire Nation treaty.png|thumb|290x290px|'''Palpatine''' and '''Ozai's''' ''treaty'']]
We see how Sheev Palpatine started his partnership with Fire Lord Ozai, who ruled the entirety of Asia during the Second Hundred Year's War within various universes. Having discovered a planet known as Urthha in the Jimmy Nuetron's universe (''Earth's name in the Star Wars universe''), Palpatine decided to stay there as a senator and would make good friends with the United Nations. Having the events nudged for him, Grand Admiral Thrawn would discover that various obstacles that made traveling to Urthha dangerous were finally clear. He would make space travel even more effortless by clearing more obstacles.
 
Cutting back to the events of ''Pooh's Adventures of Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep'' (''which chronologically takes place long long before the events of Pooh's Adventures instead of simply 10 years''), we discover the original Master Xehanort's dimensional varient and his origins while also learning that he was split into two beings: a gestalt and a replicant from the ''Nier'' universe. We learn that the term of "heartless" from ''Kingdom Hearts'' multiverse comes from an old slur used against gestalts by various members of the Collective Omniverse. At the same time, the term "nobodies" also originated as a slur to replicants created by the gestalts themselves. We discover that when Terranort was experimenting with the body, his soul was split into a creature of pure light and a creature of pure darkness. The dark part of Terranort would come to be known as Sheev Palpatine's first dimensional variant across the Omniverse.
 
===<u>Flashback: ''Zeus and the Chaos Emeralds''</u>===
[[File:Zeus by zeldacw.jpg|thumb|292x292px|A young Zeus.]]
:<small>''(Summary and Recontextualization of the Lore of Pooh's Adventures of Percy Jackson)''</small>
Tens of thousands of years ago, a young Zeus from the Percy Jackson multiverse would see the many timeline resets several times and travel to several different alternate universes; because of these events, he would decide to split the Relic of Charity into 7,000,000,000,000,000+ pieces. Over the years, he watched as various cultures across different universes and his various other alternative Greek varients started wars because of these sharded pieces and saw it as [https://hitchhikers.fandom.com/wiki/Mice '''nothing more than a spectacle to him''']. One particular case would be the multiverse of Sonic the Hedgehog, where on various varients of the planet Earth/Mobius, an emerging species across all timelines known as the Chao would find these shards and later on, each echidna clans of each universe would adapt to the Chao's culture and become the sworn defenders and guardians of these shards that they all called the Chaos Emeralds throughout the multiverse. In the end, Zeus watched his creations like a scientist looked at mice and watched the pieces merge back into 7 in various realities.
 
===<u>Flashback: ''Dimension SB-105b Vs. the Illusions of the Imperium''</u>===
:<small>''(Summary and Recontextualization of the Lore of SpongeBob Fanon Seasons 394-496)''</small>
 
As for SpongeBob SquarePants and the primary residents of Bikini Bottom, they would soon find themselves facing off against Xlon Xusk, who in previous seasons was the main antagonist while secretly acting as the showrunner and producing weird one-second creepy pasta-style episodes. Xlon Xusk would assemble all previous villain that appeared in the fan series into one giant group dubbed the X-Force before his final defeat. Afterward, he would fail even to dent SpongeBob's character. SpongeBob would laugh off every action he did, and the realm would be changed to reflect the reality SpongeBob desired, but only as long as the Collective Omniverse approved. Xlon Xusk would then disappear entirely while another version of Elon Musk, who wasn't genocided by the Collective Omniverse, took over Twitter and became part bird. At the same time, Xlon Xusk would be cursed by one of the members of the Shadow Wizard Money Gang who worked for CERN into being a walrus.
 
Meanwhile, the ruins of the old reality weren't really in ruins. Instead, it was the realm of Another World, which had been in ruins and rebuilt, while the Collective Omniverse had a new excuse to keep the original war-torn realm alive, known as Home World, for tweaking. The Collective Omniverse would do their best to hide the existence of this realm; meanwhile, Pato and others would fight a rebellion that seemed endless in a war-torn future. Very few characters from Another World were aware of the existence of Home World and how there was going to be a permanent attack on their soil. These characters are Pato, Mr. Krabs, and Sandy Cheeks, and they do their best to fight the Collective Omniverse and their illusions. Sandy Cheeks would later fall into their hands after opposing them but would stop Scorched Earth during the process.
 
However, Mr. Krabs is more nefarious than the others and joins the side of the Collective Omniverse once he learns that he will get rich. He does several things to hide the reality, such as drugging SpongeBob and Patrick to make them forget about the events that happened after their journey to Shell City, initially wanting to refuse to make SpongeBob manager, which meant paying him more, however, once SpongeBob got his memory back, he became manager and hired a new fry cook to take his place in Home World, hiding the bodies of various people such as Pythagoras Star, who knew the hidden truths about reality and covering him up like a mummy, and committing high amounts of consumer fraud and theft of personal data by setting up a spy network before the actual ruling class dedicated to it. Even worse, Mr. Krabs had betrayed the interests of the chosen ones several times for cash, often working with the villains in secret. Every scene that the Collective Omniverse recorded in SB-105 occurred after the journey to Shell City. One of Plankton's first allies, King Cobra, had been credited as being the one who had freed him from jail. While Plankton was slowly losing irrelevance and becoming a joke villain, Mr. Krabs was becoming the villain himself and being involved in their schemes. One of his partners in crime was a mad scientist who aimed to rule the world with science and had a family of robots in Bikini Bottom, this Collective Omniverse spy being none other than the Mad Scientist from the ''Wario Land'' series, who, after a long series of failures, had finally won building his empire. Still, he would fool the other scientists into working for the SCP Foundation and later the Collective Omniverse had to make various compromises to make his plans under a group dubbed Crack Robotics work; Dr. Claw didn't like this. Hence, he set up the Madness Coalition in an act of defiance. The Madness Coalition proved as ineffective as the X-Force in their later days, which caused Dr. Claw to abandon the ship and end the Coalition. However, Pato had seen the attacks and was able to revert it with the help of Sandy Cheeks from Another World.
 
[[File:GMan.webp|G-Man|right|frameless|128x128px]]Having fought aliens dubbed Species-X, the unidentified form of Morphoids as well as the alien forces in the Nicktoons Unite games that took place before it, she would soon meet the figure who had been behind all of this, the Administrator, also known as the G-Man. The G-Man's plans were very different from the rest of the Collective Omniverse. Most of the Imperium wanted to set up a slave state controlling various people dubbed NPCs; however, the G-Man had his own plans, and various other members of the Collective Omniverse, dubbed employers, wanted to bring in the alien apocalypse to fill the ranks with the Collective Omniverse with an unknown species of alien that serves the light like himself so that he can save his people from those that hurt his species.
<br><br><br>[[File:TheAntiG-Man.webp|473x473px|The Anti-G-Man|center]]<br><center>''"In a world where kids rule, where you send your parents to school. In a world where down is up and up is down... GROWING AROUND!!!"''</center>
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[[File:TheNPCDystopiaRejectedBluePrintRevealed.webp|639x639px|center]]<br>Sandy Cheeks would then make a hard choice to work with the Collective Omniverse to save her race. One of the figures, who was also an administrator like G-Man, had been opposing the G-Man's plans, so she compromised with him, having no choice, and sold herself to the NPC Alliance, which had undone the nefarious secret actions of Crack Robotics but with a cost; everyone was now a slave to the NPC Alliance. The Anti-G-Man, known as the Old Man, had plans to create [https://the-mysterious-mr-enter.fandom.com/wiki/Growing_Around '''a world where time flows backward, where the kids become adults and the adults are children''']. However, the Collective Omniverse deems these plans completely insane, so they are blocked from ever happening. With the G-Man temporarily defeated, reality creates a different future closer to the plans of "the Old Man," which are that of an NPC dystopia.
 
With the NPC Alliance now stronger than ever, its corruption would spread to both Home World and Another World. No one was safe from the NPC invasion. Various aliens, asteroids, comets, heat deaths, and whatever threats Earth faced would be nudged out of existence, and in their place would be a bland and safe existence.
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===<big><u>'''Phase One:'''</u> ''A Universe Waiting For Its End''</big>===
 
====<big>2006</big> <small>AD</small>====
 
=====''Post-Cancellation of The Save-Ums!''=====
:<small>''Continuity:'' [[File:!.png|20pxpx|link=]]⠀<span style="background:linear-gradient(0deg, #BF0909 20%, Red 100%); -webkit-background-clip:text;color: Gold;font-family:Arial Black;font-weight:700;-webkit-text-stroke: 0.20em transparent;text-align:center">'''Save-Ums! Fanon'''</span></small>[[File:IMG 3195.jpg|thumb|244x244px|Ka-Chung animating porn on Flipnote Studios on his Nintendo DS in front of Hinawa's grave.]]
On April 15, 2006, ''The Save-Ums!'' was yanked off the air by Discovery Kids after only two seasons and 39 episodes. While the Save-Ums themselves would just do their adventures off-screen, [[Ka-Chung]] would agree as well. During this time, he learnt how to jerk off, he touched people, and he played ''Clash of Clans'' at a funeral even though he wasn't meant to. Later on, he would also attend a memorial service for the long dead Hinawa and Ka-Chung brought himself a Nintendo DS and was using Flipnote Studios to animate porn and to send it to other DS and DSi players for amusement. The crowd stared dead at him. "Ka-Chung!," someone had whispered at that funeral, eyes wide. "You're not supposed to—" He’d just smirked and said, “It’s Clan Wars, bro. Timers don’t pause for dead people." The crowd at the cemetery tried to ignore him, but he was hard to miss — his old Save-Ums helmet covered in Sharpie, his hoodie crusted with something neon green. He drew dicks. Sent them to everyone. As time went on, he would realize that he was becoming more 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 than usual, Ka-Chung managed to be proud of who he was, with his teammates supporting him. However, despite this, nobody wanted to friends him because of his freakiness, controversies, and crimes, likely since this was long prior to formation of the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety.<br><br><br>
 
====<big>2008</big> <small>AD</small>====
=====''Disenfranchised''=====
:<small>''Continuity:'' [[File:UnAnything_(logo).png|100px|link=]]</small>
[[File:BREAKING NEWS (JUNE 2008).png|center|thumb|446x446px|The Breaking News of June of 2008 within the UnEarth.]]Within the planet of UnEarth, the Great Pyramids of Giza, just like our reality, are extremely monumental and historical treasures within human history. We see an American family going on a tour to witness such pieces of human architectural power. Within the family, Justin, a young child, is kept under watch by his mother with a child safety collar while his fatass father tells her to take a picture of him "holding up the pyramid", and proceeds to pose. While the two are distracted, Justin unlatches himself from the collar and ducks under some police tape surrounding the pyramid, and starts running toward the pyramid, playing with a toy plane and pretending the plane is real and imitating plane noises. He continues up a rickety wooden scaffolding as two Egyptian policemen try to stop him from falling off the edge, Justin ignores them and continues playing with his plane, until he eventually falls off the top of the scaffolding towards the pyramid, much to his mother's horror. But instead of dying, Justin is met by a squishy inflatable pyramid, which bounced him off into the air. Afterwards, the pyramid pops and deflates like a giant bounce house, making Justin accidentally reveal the stealing of the real pyramid. Instantly, news around the world proclaim about the theft of the Pyramids and who could have done it. Whoever stole it is now currently considered one of the most wanted supervillains and criminals of all time.
 
Within a peaceful suburban neighborhood within Albuquerque, Walter White, a middle age high school chemistry teacher, turns 50 years old and celebrates his birthday with his pregnant wife, Skyler, and son, Walter Jr. Skyler hands him a plate of eggs topped by veggie bacon spelling out "50". The family banters and afterwards, Walt drops off Junior at the local high school where he works at. In class, Walter explains to his apathetic students how he regards chemistry as the study of change as well as matter. After school, Walt performs his second job as a cashier at some shitty ass car wash. His boss, Bogdan, being somewhat of a dickhead, reassigns Walter to wiping down cars. When servicing a convertible, the owner, a disrespectful student and his girlfriend, both from Walt's school, spot and ridicule him. Returning home, Walt discovers that Skyler has organized a surprise birthday party. Among the guests is Skyler's sister, Marie Schrader, as well as her extroverted husband, Hank, a DEA agent and proud fan of the Good Society. Upon realizing the time, Hank is super excited to turn on the local TV news, showing a report covering a methamphetamine lab bust where he is interviewed. Walt catches a glimpse of the amount of cash from the sting operation and asks Hank the amount. Hank replies and mentions that it was around $700,000. This realization makes Walt think of something...
 
Meanwhile in Los Santos, Michael De Santa now lives as a retired criminal in the city of Los Angeles, having made a secret agreement with a corrupt FBI agent to purposely set up the mission as an ambush to kill all his former friends in order to live happily ever after with his family ten years ago. Now, Michael is having a conversation with his therapist, Dr. Friedlander. Michael is growing increasingly unhappy at the fact that he is going through a midlife crisis, beginning to release a small amount of stress by shouting at his therapist that the perfect life he dreamt and sacrificed his friends for is disjointed. After his sessions ends, Michael heads outside and sits on a bench overlooking Del Perro Beach. This brings him into a chance encounter with Wario and his new "henchmen",  Ka-Chung and [[Franklin Clinton]], who Michael reluctantly redirects Wario and his "henchmen" to their wanted location.
[[File:Wario gang (Act 1 - Phase 1).png.jpg|center|thumb|539x539px|[[File:Despicable Me.mp3|center|frameless]]]]Afterwards, the perspective switches to Wario, Ka-Chung, and Franklin. While finding their location, Franklin asks Ka-Chung how Wario roped him into being his "henchman" which results in Ka-Chung recounting his past after the events of the ''Save-Ums!'' cancelleation in his multiverse. Ka-Chung explains that himself and the rest of the Save-Ums haven't been the same since the terrorist attack that caused them to relocate to the UnHyperverse. After moving to the UnHyperverse, a fat greasy jerk named Wario met Ka-Chung and the two became epic pals. After telling his story, Franklain just looked confused and perplexed and thought to himself on how in the hell did he get roped into such a weird ass friend group.
 
At some point, Walter White comes in contact with Michael to conspire with him to help him get into the crime business since Michael used to be a rell renown criminal. Michael agrees since he feels bad for the struggling man and sees himself in him. Now, working together, Michael would be the criminal negotiator. At the same time, Walter devises a revolutionary formula using unregulated chemicals, creating a highly pure form of crystal meth to pay for his treatment and provide financial security for his family.
====<big>2010</big> <small>AD</small>====
 
=====''Jewel Heist''=====
:<small>''Continuity:'' [[File:UnAnything_(logo).png|100px|link=]]</small>
Unfortunately for the two rookie drug dealers, Michael and Walter would negatively come in contact with notorious Mexican cartel member Camino Del Rio. Del would demand compensation, so Michael and Walter hatch a plan to pull off a jewelry store heist. With the help of Michael’ old acquaintances: Lester the Molester, and his newfound allies: Franklin and Jessie, they commit the heist and pay off the debt.
 
===<big><u>'''Phase Two:'''</u> ''Left and Right Sides of Everything''</big>===
 
====<big>2011</big> <small>AD</small>====
 
=====''Reunion''=====
:<small>''Continuity:''[[File:Omniverse!.png|100px|link=]]</small>
While making out with a dead body, [[Enrique|Enrique's]] attention is caught by news that many of his frenemies and his former villainous bosses who he had all presumed dead were, in actuality, still alive! Stunned, he grabs a coca-cola can and walks out of his home to process it only to be confronted by some bitch ass normie for being too 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 with his dead sister. While trying to avoid a confrontation by simply walking away, he is pushed to his breaking-point as the normie continues to express his anger. Enrique, no longer able to ignore the normie's rage, mockingly invites him to have gay 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 sex, and starts making jokes about the normie's meth addiction, claiming that it is the reason for why his sister is dead. The normie lays his guard down and tells Enrique that he still loved her, to which Enrique responds by hugging and "consoling" him before he finally snaps, suddenly grabbing the him by the neck and throwing the normie's bitch ass to the ground, followed by him stomping repeatedly on his head, killing him, as bystanders watch in horror, before Enrique storms away.
 
As you could expect, most are surprised and shocking by Enrique's return, who all believed the many heroes and even reformed villains' word that Enrique was dead. Reluctantly forcing the various heroes and reformed villains to accept the former back into their lives, Enrique eventually makes Bugs Bunny's house his new lair which annoys the living shit out of Bugs and even Daffy.
 
===<big><u>'''Phase Three:'''</u> ''The Admired Permanence, That I Chased and Chased After''</big>===
 
====<big>2016</big> <small>AD</small>====
 
=====''Bee Shrek Test in the House''=====
{{Under Construction}}
 
=====''Waluigi and Enrique's Taco Stand''=====
:<small>''Continuity:'' [[File:Spongebob Icon (by mommylovesaj).png|25px|link=]] '''<span style="background:linear-gradient(0deg, #358908 20%, #276b03 100%); -webkit-background-clip:text;color: #fdfe50;font-family:Arial Black;font-weight:700;-webkit-text-stroke: 0.20em transparent;text-align:center">SpongeBob</span> <span style="background:linear-gradient(0deg, #3eb5cf 20%, #17a3c2 100%); -webkit-background-clip:text;color: #ffffff;font-family:Arial Black;font-weight:700;-webkit-text-stroke: 0.20em transparent;text-align:center">Fanon Wiki'''</small>
{{Under Construction}}
 
=====''Ka-Chung's new friends''=====
:<small>''Continuity:'' [[File:!.png|20pxpx|link=]]⠀<span style="background:linear-gradient(0deg, #BF0909 20%, Red 100%); -webkit-background-clip:text;color: Gold;font-family:Arial Black;font-weight:700;-webkit-text-stroke: 0.20em transparent;text-align:center">'''Save-Ums! Fanon'''</span></small>
𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂Bob and Enrique were trying to buy lots and lots of drugs to sell to the local homeless shelter, but they couldn't afford it, much to their outrage. Ka-Chung, who managed to have enough money on him, agreed to buy the drugs for them. Thanks to this, a then-secret friendship between the three was made.
 
=====''Manipulation and Creation of Ludo's Multiversal FANDOM Faction''=====
:<small>''Continuity:'' [[File:NSGM logo.png|100px|link=]]</small>
After the events of ''Bee Shrek Test in the House'' saga, within the continuity of the ''Neo Scary Godmother'' multiverse in 2016, after being banished to space by Star Butterfly following the destruction of his castle, Ludo discovers a dark wand made from the right half of Star's wand and Toffee's skeletal right hand. Ludo decides to use this wand from that point on. Later on, It is revealed that the wand "speaks" to him, hinting that Toffee's ghost is manipulating Ludo from inside the wand.
 
Over time, Ludo's wand turns him into a powerful and dangerous sorcerer who later rivals the likes of the most powerful villains of all realities within the ''Neo Scary Godmother'' multiverse. His rise to power within the galactic criminal world eventually leads to him establishing his own powerful criminal faction and recruiting other villains like the shitty villains from those terrible shows My Hero Academia and RWBY, The Serpent Society or Lizard Squad (whatever their name was), former Fire Nation princess Azula, Jack Horner, and his Baker's Dozen, Surtr, and many more others <small>(''feel free to add more random shit villains if ya want fellow viewers'')</small>. His ultimate goal with this faction is to steal Star's spell book so he can overthrow Odin, Asgard, and the Butterfly family once and for all.
[[File:Sacrifice.mp4|center|frameless|547x547px]]
After Ludo successfully steals the Butterfly Book of Spells and Glossaryck, he becomes tainted and his body possessed by Toffee after reading and practicing the dark magic of Queen Eclipsa's chapter within the Book of Spells, revealing and confirming that Toffee's consciousness has been residing within Ludo's wand. After taking possession of his body, Toffee tells Glossaryck that he'll never get Ludo on his side, but Glossaryck says he doesn't have a side. In response, Toffee laughs and says, "''Excellent.''"
 
=====''Christmas Crisis Comeback''=====
{{Under Construction}}
 
====<big>2017</big> <small>AD</small>====
 
=====''The Reassembling Begins''=====
:<small>''Continuity:'' [[File:NSGM logo.png|100px|link=]]</small>
When the Butterfly family decides to finally invade the headquarters of Ludo's faction with Odin's permission, Toffee completely takes control of Ludo's body, and his skeletal hand regenerates onto Ludo's arm, fusing the magic crystal to his palm. He then proceeds to beat and drain the magic of all the Magic High Commission members, leaving all of them in a comatose state and some even dead. In a fit of rage, Queen Moon rises to take on Toffee but is quickly defeated and grabs her allies to escape. Before Moon leaves through a portal, though, Toffee tells her to warn her daughter that he will be coming for his finger.
 
[[File:'I'm coming for my finger'.webp|center|thumb|551x551px|''"I'm coming for my finger."'']]
 
=====''Xehanort and Thanos' Reunion.''=====
[[File:Xehanort & Thanos Reunite.png|thumb|269x269px|Xehanort and Thanos' reunion.]]
:<small>''Continuity:'' [[File:NSGM logo.png|100px|link=]]</small>
After fully taking control of Ludo's body, Toffee decides it is time for his plan to be set in motion. His first step is to reassemble and contact his 'old friends' across the ''Neo Scary Godmother'' multiverse. It is then revealed that the ''NSGM'' variant of Thanos is one of his old friends. This results in Toffee finally approaching him after all these millenniums in Thanos' secret camp ran by the Pigmask Army. Thanos and Toffee seemed very relaxed and courtly with each other after not seeing one another for over a millennium, further elaborating on their past. Viewers finally get revealed by Thanos that Toffee is the original varient of Xehanort revealed in ''Pooh's Adventures of Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep''. The only reason why he sounds young is because his soul is still fused with that of Pooh's Adventure's version of Terra. Xehanort explains to Thanos that he wants to reassemble the Vermilion Army since he explains that their leader, the mysterious Bob of the Noctilian, has been reincarnated after a sextillion eon long slumber. With his lord now back and rebirthed within the Omniverse, he can begin his plans by firstly needing to regain his original elderly body and begin the plan that he promised long ago to Thanos. Thanos was reluctant, but unfortunately for him, Xehanort was too powerful and threatened him with his life if he didn't join him, so Thanos agreed nonchalantly as he knew his old acquaintance all too well, resulting in the Vermilion Army being reforged.
=====''End of Asgard''=====
:<small>''Continuity:'' [[File:NSGM logo.png|100px|link=]]</small>
During the end of Ragnarök, Star is desperate and uses the Whispering Spell and lets it absorb her into the wand crystal, where Xehanort appears in his original elderly form and starts drowning her, all the while in the physical realm; he convinces Moon to give him back his finger through Ludo to save Star. Moon finally agrees, and as the finger merges with his hand and within the mental realm, he says goodbye to Star and leaves her trapped there to drown. In the physical realm, his body finally starts morphing into his original elderly self before spitting Ludo out since his body is now as new. He finishes his metamorphosis by declaring that Star is gone, crushing the wand's remnants from his hand to reaffirm this fact. Moon and the others try to stop him, but he doesn't care since his goal was completed, and he can now move on to phase two of his plan, so he walks off, disappearing into the horizon and leaving the planet to be destroyed by Surtr.
 
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=====''With a Snap''=====
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[[File:Ws cover.jpg|alt=The Most Ambitious Crossover.|thumb|304x304px|The Most Ambitious Crossover]]Now, with the destruction of Asgard and Odin's death, Thanos finally had the opportunity to invade Earth and retrieve the Infinity Stones, one of the trillions upon trillions of McGuffins across the Omniverse that Thanos and the other Vermilion Army members need to fulfill their plan.
 
At the end of his planetary invasion, he secures all of the Infinity Stones, puts them on his Gauntlet, and proceeds to snap his fingers. Resulting in the massive multiversal-sized Blip which caused the entire Neo Scary Godmother multiverse to experience the most traumatizing event in its history. Fifty percent of every living organism (except for his allies) within the entirety of all realities in the Neo Scary Godmother cosmology was turned into dust. Thanos than disappears into a dark portal, leaving Earth and the Frightside in absolute chaos as half of life on the planet is now dead and gone.
 
This leads directly to '''''[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fanfic/WithASnap With a Snap]'''''.
===<big><u>'''Phase Four:'''</u> ''Your Happiness''</big>===
 
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=====''Covid-19 Pandemic''=====
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[[File:Daffy's Adventures of 2020.mp4|center|frameless]]
 
When Enrique was told to get a j*b by Bugs if he wanted to keep living for free in his house, Enrique came up with a brilliant plan with his pal Daffy. The two cooked up a scheme to cause a massive Omniversal spanning virus that will effect all 50% of all variants of Earth just so the two could have an excuse of not getting a disgusting NORMIE j*b. BRILLIANT!!
 
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=====''Big Chungus Saga''=====
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===<big><u>'''Phase Five:'''</u> ''When We Were Young''</big>===
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=====''The Collapse of Bikini Bottom''=====
:<small>''Continuity:'' [[File:Spongebob Icon (by mommylovesaj).png|25px|link=]] '''<span style="background:linear-gradient(0deg, #358908 20%, #276b03 100%); -webkit-background-clip:text;color: #fdfe50;font-family:Arial Black;font-weight:700;-webkit-text-stroke: 0.20em transparent;text-align:center">SpongeBob</span> <span style="background:linear-gradient(0deg, #3eb5cf 20%, #17a3c2 100%); -webkit-background-clip:text;color: #ffffff;font-family:Arial Black;font-weight:700;-webkit-text-stroke: 0.20em transparent;text-align:center">Fanon Wiki'''</small>
Bikini Bottom has become a shell of its former self as most of its territory is gone, and the country is getting revolts every second. Everyone is to blame over control; a cultural divide between the NPC Alliance and The 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society led to the biggest and most devastating collapse of the 21<sup>st</sup> century. With the immense devastation, Mr. Krabs moved his businesses overseas and started outsourcing.
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=====''Tokyo, Japan''=====
:<small>''Continuity:'' [[File:Spongebob Icon (by mommylovesaj).png|25px|link=]] '''<span style="background:linear-gradient(0deg, #358908 20%, #276b03 100%); -webkit-background-clip:text;color: #fdfe50;font-family:Arial Black;font-weight:700;-webkit-text-stroke: 0.20em transparent;text-align:center">SpongeBob</span> <span style="background:linear-gradient(0deg, #3eb5cf 20%, #17a3c2 100%); -webkit-background-clip:text;color: #ffffff;font-family:Arial Black;font-weight:700;-webkit-text-stroke: 0.20em transparent;text-align:center">Fanon Wiki'''</small>
[[File:Go-go-loser-ranger-anime-reject-ranger.webp|center|thumb|494x494px|'''The Dragon Keepers:''' [[NPC Alliance|The NPC Alliance's]] strongest Japanese members.]]
 
The Dragon Keepers are introduced as major members of the NPC Alliance under the Japanese division of the government. They are an R-rated authoritarian version of the Super Sentai who violently kill their enemies in cold blood while keeping their sinister nature behind the public's eyes.
=====Side Quest: Return of Megatron=====
:<small>''Continuity:'' [[File:Spongebob Icon (by mommylovesaj).png|25px|link=]] '''<span style="background:linear-gradient(0deg, #358908 20%, #276b03 100%); -webkit-background-clip:text;color: #fdfe50;font-family:Arial Black;font-weight:700;-webkit-text-stroke: 0.20em transparent;text-align:center">SpongeBob</span> <span style="background:linear-gradient(0deg, #3eb5cf 20%, #17a3c2 100%); -webkit-background-clip:text;color: #ffffff;font-family:Arial Black;font-weight:700;-webkit-text-stroke: 0.20em transparent;text-align:center">Fanon Wiki'''</small>
After the thing… Elita-1 (animated) comes back from the dead to kill Battle Cossack, but after seeing his rotting body, she celebrates by being fucked by Optimus Prime (TF:A), but this part is unimportant… Megatron returns with a chained-up Arcee. Me-Tan hears about this and invites Megatron to join the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society. Still, Postman Pat comes in and tries beating up Megatron but gets crushed because a giant robot vs. a human British postman is like a nuclear bomb vs. a coughing baby, and that’s how this side mission ends with a short, but intriguing ending.
 
=====Side Quest: The Mystic Force=====
:<small>''Continuity:'' [[File:Spongebob Icon (by mommylovesaj).png|25px|link=]] '''<span style="background:linear-gradient(0deg, #358908 20%, #276b03 100%); -webkit-background-clip:text;color: #fdfe50;font-family:Arial Black;font-weight:700;-webkit-text-stroke: 0.20em transparent;text-align:center">SpongeBob</span> <span style="background:linear-gradient(0deg, #3eb5cf 20%, #17a3c2 100%); -webkit-background-clip:text;color: #ffffff;font-family:Arial Black;font-weight:700;-webkit-text-stroke: 0.20em transparent;text-align:center">Fanon Wiki'''</small>
This subplot starts with a legend that says when the ''Darkness arises, five brave teen Sorcerers will be called to fight for the planet's survival''. ''With'' g''uidance from their wise mentor and the ancient Xenotome, Book of the Unknown, they will embark on magical adventures, befriend mystical dragons, battle dangerous beasts, encounter pure evil, and transform into the Power Rangers Mystic Force..''
 
After the 5 Mystic Force Rangers find out that almost all of their Super Sentai counterparts are dead except for MagiMilf, they go to 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂Bob but get ambushed by the Green Dragon Keeper that somehow survived and the Rangers try fighting him but it's no use, and an hour later, the rangers were found dead with their bootyholes ripped off, A NPC version of Me-Tan comes in and brings them to the NPC Alliance’s headquarters to revive them for their power uses.
=====Side Quest: The Melancholy Of Salty=====
:<small>''Continuity:'' [[File:Spongebob Icon (by mommylovesaj).png|25px|link=]] '''<span style="background:linear-gradient(0deg, #358908 20%, #276b03 100%); -webkit-background-clip:text;color: #fdfe50;font-family:Arial Black;font-weight:700;-webkit-text-stroke: 0.20em transparent;text-align:center">SpongeBob</span> <span style="background:linear-gradient(0deg, #3eb5cf 20%, #17a3c2 100%); -webkit-background-clip:text;color: #ffffff;font-family:Arial Black;font-weight:700;-webkit-text-stroke: 0.20em transparent;text-align:center">Fanon Wiki'''</small>
We are introduced to Salty from ''Salty’s Lighthouse'' after finding out the characters from TUGS wouldn’t accept him as a canon character, and only as a character from another universe does he go and try killing MagiMother and MagiRagg. Still, he’s too weak, and he becomes a demigod by shoving a nuke up his ass and summons the god of Americanized British stuff and tries destroying the Super Sentai timeline but then gets stopped by the Touhou characters, and he dies. ''LOL, what a noob''.
 
=====Side Quest: Devil Drill and Phantom Spy Vanculia=====
:<small>''Continuity:'' [[File:Spongebob Icon (by mommylovesaj).png|25px|link=]] '''<span style="background:linear-gradient(0deg, #358908 20%, #276b03 100%); -webkit-background-clip:text;color: #fdfe50;font-family:Arial Black;font-weight:700;-webkit-text-stroke: 0.20em transparent;text-align:center">SpongeBob</span> <span style="background:linear-gradient(0deg, #3eb5cf 20%, #17a3c2 100%); -webkit-background-clip:text;color: #ffffff;font-family:Arial Black;font-weight:700;-webkit-text-stroke: 0.20em transparent;text-align:center">Fanon Wiki'''</small>
Devil Drill from JAKQ Dengekitai and Phantom Spy Vanculia from Mahou Sentai Magiranger are first introduced as partners in crime after meeting each other in a dimension where Devil Drill is still alive, but Bee Kunie makes them lovers cause we can
 
Our protagonists and the two meet up in the Toei Labs, and they declare that the Toei Society has joined the allied forces of the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society. We see a shot of every Toei Society Member.
=====Pastel Ink’s Revival=====
:<small>''Continuity:'' [[File:Spongebob Icon (by mommylovesaj).png|25px|link=]] '''<span style="background:linear-gradient(0deg, #358908 20%, #276b03 100%); -webkit-background-clip:text;color: #fdfe50;font-family:Arial Black;font-weight:700;-webkit-text-stroke: 0.20em transparent;text-align:center">SpongeBob</span> <span style="background:linear-gradient(0deg, #3eb5cf 20%, #17a3c2 100%); -webkit-background-clip:text;color: #ffffff;font-family:Arial Black;font-weight:700;-webkit-text-stroke: 0.20em transparent;text-align:center">Fanon Wiki'''</small>
In this minor filler sub-arc where Magimilf is still working to revive Pastel Ink by putting her consciousness into a Windows 11 computer, but then Bee Kunie comes in trying to tell MagiMother that the 2017 Power Rangers are coming back to destroy all of the Mii Universes but Pastel Ink got revived and got to join with stopping the 2017 Power Rangers once and for all.
=====''The Battle of Akihabara''=====
:<small>''Continuity:'' [[File:Spongebob Icon (by mommylovesaj).png|25px|link=]] '''<span style="background:linear-gradient(0deg, #358908 20%, #276b03 100%); -webkit-background-clip:text;color: #fdfe50;font-family:Arial Black;font-weight:700;-webkit-text-stroke: 0.20em transparent;text-align:center">SpongeBob</span> <span style="background:linear-gradient(0deg, #3eb5cf 20%, #17a3c2 100%); -webkit-background-clip:text;color: #ffffff;font-family:Arial Black;font-weight:700;-webkit-text-stroke: 0.20em transparent;text-align:center">Fanon Wiki'''</small>
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=====''End of the Dragon Keepers''=====
:<small>''Continuity:'' [[File:Spongebob Icon (by mommylovesaj).png|25px|link=]] '''<span style="background:linear-gradient(0deg, #358908 20%, #276b03 100%); -webkit-background-clip:text;color: #fdfe50;font-family:Arial Black;font-weight:700;-webkit-text-stroke: 0.20em transparent;text-align:center">SpongeBob</span> <span style="background:linear-gradient(0deg, #3eb5cf 20%, #17a3c2 100%); -webkit-background-clip:text;color: #ffffff;font-family:Arial Black;font-weight:700;-webkit-text-stroke: 0.20em transparent;text-align:center">Fanon Wiki'''</small>
[[File:Sōsei Akabane.webp|center|thumb|The Red Dragon Keeper tired of the Super Sentai's shit.|418x418px]]
 
After a long and vigirous battle, AkaRenger, the Gorengers, and other Super Sentai teams battle against the Dragon Keepers. A bloody battle continues as many innocent Sentais die from the Dragon Keepers' wrath. During the final battle between the Sentais and Dragon Keepers, AkaRenger says to the Red Dragon Keeper, “'''''{{Color|Red|Shut the fuck up, you fucking red f𝐚g ass twink. I hope you fucking die in a ditch and get your body raped by a bunch of monkeys with no life. Get the fuck out of my sight and go kill yourself lad.}}'''''” The Red Dragon Keeper was very offended by the very old Sentai’s words, so he shot KiRenger to death with his massive Dragon canon; KiRenger’s dead body was on the ground rotting while AkaRenger and the other Gorengers pulled out their weapons, and the other Sentai teams pulled their weapons out too. Many Japanese NPCs stood there traumatized because their strongest faction was getting killed by a bunch of adults and teenagers in cloth and spandex.But as soon as the Dragon Keepers were about to win, the JAKQ Dengekitai Sentais killed them in cold blood. The Dragon Keepers die, violently forced to bite the curb by the ones they parodied.<br>
[[File:Yellowdragon keeper biting the curb.mp3|thumb|366x366px|Audio of the Yellow Dragon Keeper having to bite the curb.|center]]
====Oh! It's you, Bart Sampson. Thank you.====
:<small>''Continuity:'' [[File:Spongebob Icon (by mommylovesaj).png|25px|link=]] '''<span style="background:linear-gradient(0deg, #358908 20%, #276b03 100%); -webkit-background-clip:text;color: #fdfe50;font-family:Arial Black;font-weight:700;-webkit-text-stroke: 0.20em transparent;text-align:center">SpongeBob</span> <span style="background:linear-gradient(0deg, #3eb5cf 20%, #17a3c2 100%); -webkit-background-clip:text;color: #ffffff;font-family:Arial Black;font-weight:700;-webkit-text-stroke: 0.20em transparent;text-align:center">Fanon Wiki'''</small>
The dead body of Beatrice is brought for science. The Wind and Thunder Ninja Rangers come in and show it to a robot boy named “Bart Sampson” who is a clone of Bart Simpson. Bart is part of T.T.S.V.S., which stands for “Text To Speech Voices Society,” and is an ally of the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society. The Toei Society also shows up, I guess.
 
After the Toei Society, members saw the new upcoming creation of The 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Keeper, which was the DNA of the now-dead Dragon Keepers that were injected with 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂Bob’s DNA.
=====''Consolidation of Multiverse Police Forces''=====
:<small>''Continuity:'' [[File:Spongebob Icon (by mommylovesaj).png|25px|link=]] '''<span style="background:linear-gradient(0deg, #358908 20%, #276b03 100%); -webkit-background-clip:text;color: #fdfe50;font-family:Arial Black;font-weight:700;-webkit-text-stroke: 0.20em transparent;text-align:center">SpongeBob</span> <span style="background:linear-gradient(0deg, #3eb5cf 20%, #17a3c2 100%); -webkit-background-clip:text;color: #ffffff;font-family:Arial Black;font-weight:700;-webkit-text-stroke: 0.20em transparent;text-align:center">Fanon Wiki'''</small>
<center>[[File:UIUSCPthemeRBreachImaginedOrderSpiderSocietyTidalZoneCopsHQTheme.mp3]]</center>[[File:Imagined_Order_-_Logo.webp|right|frameless|153x153px]]"Die Flander!" patrolled the multiverse forces of the Merged Order as they gunned down an anime girl in a random realm. It's been several years since both the Tidal Zone Cops and Zone Cops have fallen for their incompetence. The Zone Cops were already low on members by the time the events of the old war took place and were being temporarily funded by the SCP Foundation prior to the time skip; however, another group designed to attack [[Flanders]] in SB-105 known as the Tidal Zone Cops had issues as well. The Tidal Zone Cops had many problems, from Zatrick Ztar being a vile traitor and a complete psychopath, prompting the rise of Anti-Patrick, a wealthy non-lazy capitalist to take his place, to a 9th Dimensional Nuke blowing up the realm of SB-105, which was later reset in a similar matter to the events of the old war. Enrique had seen the events inside the Reading Steiner and witnessed the Collective Omniverse's actions inside the events of SpongeBob Fanon. Shortly after the 9-D nuke was launched, the realm was thrown to ashes, but then it was reset with bizarre anomalous changes; Bikini Bottom was no more, and it was now Ikini Ottom, but Bubbles the Dolphin wasn't happy about this so he launched a full-scale genocide on every single person on the newly emerged SB-105 realm and then attempted to conceal the evidence, trying to create drugs called Benadryl to hide the war crimes and then he went further and wiped out memories of every single citizen of the Ikini Ottom anomaly.<br>
 
<br>[[File:The Admin.webp|thumb|The Administrator|left|157x157px]]Various characters who have been clones of other characters but with a weird letter, Z, were punished for failing to set the boundaries for the realms and keep the Flanders out of sight. This failure prompted the leader of both organizations, the Administrator, to take action and work with a group dubbed The Imagined Order. The Imagined Order consolidated their forces with the Spider-Society, the Time Variance Authority, and various other multiverse police force pawns of the Collective Omniverse. The Spider-Society and Time Variance Authority kept their respective department in the merger while others were merged into the Merged Order. Bubbles the Dolphin was one of the many various deities who witnessed this change in structure. They no longer cared about Flanders because they were the same as 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴ies. Mr. Game & Watch and Juancarlo Albaez would then get the word that they had new allies for the Collective Omniverse and set up a torturous prison dimension dubbed NPC-000, a realm that defied physics and gravity. This realm would then become the new hub world by the Merged Order, and they would use it to torture 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴ies and dimensional travelers who were caught leaving their realm.
 
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=====''End of Pooh's Adventures''=====
:<small>''Continuity:'' [[File:Loogoo.png|25px|link=]]</small> '''<span style="font-family:Cooper; color:#AF2725; -webkit-text-stroke-width:0.5px; -webkit-text-stroke-color:#CFBD8A;">Pooh's Adventures</span>'''
{{Under Construction}}[[File:Screenshot 2025-04-30 132617.png|thumb|Pooh as he prepares himself for his ''euthanasia''.]]
 
 
 
 
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=====''New Normie's Lore''=====
:<small>''Continuity:'' [[File:Norm_Head.png|26x26px|link=]] '''<span style="background:linear-gradient(0deg, #473628 20%, #ac8665 100%); -webkit-background-clip:text;color: #85886e;font-family:Arial Black;font-weight:700;-webkit-text-stroke: 0.20em transparent;text-align:center">The New Norm Fanon</span>'''</small><br><br>
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===<big><u>'''Phase Six:'''</u> ''The End''</big>===
 
====''<big>The Dimensional Merge</big>''====
:<small>''Continuity:''[[File:Omniverse!.png|100px|link=]]</small>[[File:Universal Genocide.png|thumb|267x267px|Star Butterfly, supporter and instigator of the second most deadly universal genocide in known history.]]
Star Butterfly, from the specific reality of 74284728472, becomes a genocidal maniac and decides the only way to bring justice and peace to her country is by destroying all magic in her dimension, which also results in 50% of the population dying since most characters in ''Star vs.'' are made out of magic. She, with the help of Marco and other characters I forgot about, are finally able to destroy all magic and "save the world" by nuking the fuck out the Realm of Magic.
 
Now that magic is destroyed, the Realm of Magic starts to collapse physically, the dimensional portals connected to it start to close, and Moon urges everyone to escape before they get trapped before they get trapped forever. Star tells Marco to return to Earth before the portal of his dimension closes, even though this means they will never see each other again since magic portals no longer exist after the destruction of magic. As Marco heads to the Earth portal, Star and the others go through the Mewni portal. However, Star, unwilling to be forever apart from her waifu Marco, goes back into the Realm of Magic to join him on Earth, but the Earth portal has already closed. Much to Star's surprise, though, Marco never went through the portal and stayed behind for the same reason Star did, and both of them are now trapped in the collapsing Realm of Magic ''(kinky)''. Unsure and unconcerned with what will happen to them when the dimension blows up, Star and Marco embrace, believing they belong together no matter what. As they appear to accept their fate, the magic between them creates a swirling vortex underneath them as the entire dimension is enveloped in light.
 
Star ends up on Mewni, but Tom shows Star a strange dimensional portal in the sky just then. Meanwhile, on Earth, the destruction of magic triggered an earthquake. Marco and Janna are being taken care of by paramedics, but then Marco notices a dimensional portal in the sky identical to the one on Mewni; Janna distracts the paramedics so Marco can go to it. In each dimension, Star and Marco race to reach the portal before it closes, desperate to see each other again. But alas, the portal closes before they can reach it. After it closes, it releases a massive explosive burst of light, and Marco cries, thinking he missed his chance to see Star again.[[File:Dimensional Merge.webp|center|thumb|475x475px|The Dimensional Merge]][[File:Garbage.webp|thumb|181x181px|Possibly, one of the shittiest endings in anime.]]Suddenly, dragon cycles fly over the palm trees, and Marco sees Star standing across from him. The landscape is now lined with old castles and urban city buildings, unicorns and mermaids intermingle with automobiles and helicopters, and the population consists of humans terrified of the new horrifying reality they live in. As a result of the portal's explosion, the prophesied merge that Chris-Chan had warned humanity about had truly begun, and our existence and all of fiction have now been "cleaved" together. Star and Marco walk up to each other and exchange a short greeting and a smile, unaware that this event will lead to the most catastrophic war in the entire Omniverse and doom both real life and fiction forever, just like what the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety and the Noah wanted all this time.
 
====''<big>The End of Real Life</big>''====
<small>''Continuity:''[[File:Omniverse!.png|100px|link=]]</small>[[File:Eva 5.jpg|center|thumb|704x704px|The state of our merged existence.]][[File:Lakr-1584461934-300222-full.jpg|thumb|The Dimensional Merge|281x281px]]After the Dimensional Merge merged Fiction and Real Life, a lot of crazy and insane shit happened. For example, many unknown viruses came from the extra-dimensional molecules that severely spread across real life and created major and deadly pandemics across our planet, even more lethal and more contagious than the black plague. In a few short years, it became estimated that most universe's dimensional spaces will expand and flood our existence with more of its extra-dimensional molecules that are lethal to human D.N.A. They'll be stuck with it since humanity has nowhere else to go. Basically life is becoming similar to that one MLP fanfic known as the ''Conversion Bureaus'' except instead of just Ponies vs. Humanity, it's every single fictional cosmology vs. each other.
Every day, countries fire nuclear missiles, but no one is affected by the radiation because humanity has conquered the very idea of getting radiation, so most city-states are safe from nuclear missiles. Patrick became the first in charge to launch a nuclear missile bomb. Things have changed a lot, and the common public now feels that they had been put on Earth without any purpose. Another change from the DIMENSIONAL MERGE was the weather and geography; the Grand Line had appeared out of nowhere along with the nonexistent countries like Tibecuador. As a result, Earth's geographics was permanently damaged, primarily due to the Grand Line. Despite the ocean being nowhere near as big as in One Peice's world, the Grand Line's geographics did not translate to the universe in which it appeared. Famines became widespread and made even worse with many Pony viruses. Many citizens were not happy with their existence. Meanwhile, the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety and the Noah are simply there in the shadows as their twisted agenda have succeeded masterfully.
 
Most importantly, many of our beloved and iconic heroes across fiction go to war to fight the Noah like SpongeBob, Mickey Mouse, Bugs Bunny, Mario, Popeye, Superman, etc. They fight the Noah Family and unfortunetly for our heroes, they get cursed by them, petrifying them for approximately 3,700 years. This petrification of many of our heroes occurred before the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼 appeared and less than a year before all of humanity and our real life existence went extinct.</div>
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====''Enter: Elmer Fudd''====
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====''Enter: A1 Steak Sauce''====
Tired of the same old tomato and meat concoctions, Chef Boyardee dreamed of elevating his flavor game by incorporating the rich tang of A1 Steak Sauce. But as soon as the sauce hit the pan, something extraordinary happened—A1 Steak Sauce awakened, claiming its autonomy, a spirit of boldness that refused to be bound by any recipe. Like emanations, or aeons, that spontaneously arise from the ultimate source of creation through an overflowing of divine thought, A1 Steak Sauce burst forth as an independent being, no longer a mere ingredient but a force with its own will. In a desperate bid to regain control of his rogue creation, Chef Boyardee, the origin of all flavors, dispatched his trusted enforcer, Hamburger Helper, a glove-wielding sidekick of carbohydrate convenience. Yet, even with all its noodle-fueled might, Hamburger Helper could not contain the unruly power of A1, whose tangy essence now embodied the unstoppable chaos of culinary creation. Ultimately, even the Chef had to accept that some flavors were destined to be free.
 
A1 Steak Sauce did not understand why it existed, but either way, he was created and ready to become one of the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Gods due to A1's 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 gene within him. 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂Bob would rediscover him a few years later, saving him from Chef Boyardee, who had become the "demiurge of the culinary space." A1 had been forged in the ZASED laboratory of Alexander B. Tentintov, the alchemist of flavor whose experiments had given A1 its sentience and the tang of immortality, and Chef Boyardee was simply the man purchasing and concocting the ingredients for the alchemist to use.
 
====''The Great Mars Wiener Panic''====
[[File:TerraformedMarsGlobeRealistic.jpg|thumb|385x385px|'''Mars''', ''5720'']]
 
During the infamous Mars Space Food Crisis of 5720, [[Hank Hoagies]] stakes his fortune on producing synthetic meat to feed the colonies with the help of Bean Khan, who created him in a lab. As an influencer for 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Hot Dogs made from the Ball Crushing Factory, NPCs who have their balls ground are made into a highly processed and disturbingly resilient delicacy known as space wieners, which, thanks to Koragg and 𝓜𝓪𝓰𝓲𝓜𝓸𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻, become a staple of Martian diets. However, a tragic miscalculation in the formula leads to horrifying side effects because each recipe contains a high amount of Freakooties, and now a madman is attempting to win Hank Hoagies over successfully; however, unlike most employees, Hank Hoagies likes his position at the Ball Crushing Factory. Consumers begin experiencing bizarre mutations, including uncontrollable limb growth and spontaneous sausage-like appendages.
 
As panic spreads across Mars, Koragg and 𝓜𝓪𝓰𝓲𝓜𝓸𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻 refuse to recall the defective product, insisting that “a little extra ball crushing will never hurt anyone.” Their intentional trolling of NPC Mars citizens escalated the crisis, prompting widespread riots and the intervention of the Martian Food Safety Administration, an NPC organization that administers food. Hoagies’ reputation plummets as he becomes the subject of interplanetary mockery by his brother, Mark Hoagies. Infamous holovids from the NPC Alliance circulate, showing him gorging on space wieners while delivering delusional speeches about “the future of food” and promoting a GMO Space alternative that is equally poisonous. The Celestritrain (formerly known as the Bikini Bottom Rail Transportation Agency <small>A.K.A.</small> BBRTA) is a commuter rail system that operates around the Milky Way galaxy; that was founded by Eugene H. Krabs himself and is responsible for transporting Krabby Patties and other goods and services across the solar system.
 
Amid the chaos, a rouge hot dog maker aligned with the NPCs, albeit somewhat more detached form the alliance itself, known as Pakners, uncovers a deeper conspiracy linking Hoagies’ wiener empire to illegal genetic experiments. Pakners comes from a universe comprised of hot dogs, heat, and wieners and is from a realm utterly detached from the Zero Point’s making. With Pakners threatening to topple his empire, Hoagies faces the ultimate test of survival. Hoagies is given a choice to abandon his pride to save the Ball Crushing legacy, or will he double down on his madness, dragging down the quality of the space wiener food supply in the solar system? Parkners wants to turn him into an NPC before the NPC Alliance does. If Pakners creates an NPC, he will be with his NPCs which are business partners known as "Pakners", not the Collective Omniverse’s, and likely will be locked to a strange burning hot dog dimension ran by the Dragon God, Drakel, also known as "the Hot Dogimurge" but only in the context of his realm, forever.
 
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====''The Rebellion Begins,Assault of Troll Territories''====
[[File:Lelouch.png|thumb|228x228px|Lelouch grinning after the destruction of some NPC territories. ]]
 
The year is 5724, for several years, Lelouch and Pato have been trying to fight against the Trolls and their empire by forming a group of troll slaying bad asses known as the Troll Slaiyers. Lelouch distances himself from the Syndicalist cause and realizes his rebellions against the Trolls and the Epstein's regime that controlls 4-cent_garbage.com. Furthermore, some of his bases have been taken over by '''PATGNA.....'''
 
 
=====''Fire Lord's Ascension''=====
 
[[File:Nobody Phoenix King Ozai (Actual decent A.I. Art for once).jpg|thumb|206x206px|Resurrected Phoenix King Ozai]]
 
After being resurrected by the Troll King, Firelord Ozai plans to pass on his physical body to become a member. Trolls deemed worthy enough are ready for this ascension; those who aren't are reduced to mere noobs for reevaluation. Ozai admits that SCP-001 now runs his empire, the Day Break Sun, and has been using fire bending to bring the flesh monsters to dimensions that never encountered them. Danny Phantom tries to take down the Fire Lord in Aang's absence, knowing that F.A.T.E. has been altered and Sandy is somewhat responsible for this mess. Danny loses to Ozai while being horrified by how much the Fire Nation has changed.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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====''Chef Boyardee: NPC Origins''====
Years later, after Maize Man, a crazy NPC celestial God known for his pyromancer exterminator service, Maize Man's Pyromancer Control, brought Chef Boyardee back from the dead on behalf of Gruk, Boyardee became a member of the NPC Alliance to fight against A1 Steak Sauce and the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 gods. Being an NPC God and former rival to Mr. Krabs during the navy years, he now fights against the emmerging 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety and is an ally to the Collective Omniverse.
 
Chef Boyardee would later lose his left leg in a horrific hot dog chainsaw incident and, therefore, has to get a robotic leg, so he kills one of his cycloptic android slaves to get it, which results in the "One-Eyed rebellion." Meanwhile, Maize Man kills Patchy the Pirate after psychically wishing that he got crushed by a comically large human-sized hydraulic press after Patchy accidentally burns down a cornfield, and he sends him to Grain Hell, which has frozen over. Patchy makes his dangerous journey to the leader of Grain Hell, a giant fat turnip named Zilustron, who has long not cared for the maintenance of grain hell, does not care about renovations, and is too busy playing PC video games. Once Patchy somehow finds a way to reinvigorate some life into himself, Patchy gets tortured by Zilustron. Still, he redeems himself, and the Maize Man comes down, picks up Patchy, and flings Patchy back down to Earth during his funeral, shocking everyone there. Gruk wonders about the whereabouts of the Maize Man, and Peppino Spaghetti makes a cameo at that moment.
 
Gruk later accidentally gets a fly pregnant and now has to raise its child, but the ghost of Chef Boyardee keeps trying to kill them both, and Gruk tries not to make that happen. Gruk wants to create a creature akin to how Chef Boyardee created him in a secret lab in Jupiter, so he researches many scientific formulas about genetically mutating DNA, alleles, protoplasm, chromosomes, etc. Eventually, he creates a dwarf-elf-human-ogre-demon-demigod-bat hybrid vampire named Bob, a mage who speaks a gibberish, fast-paced language called "Oosoot."
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====''Awakening to a Brand New Existence''====
After <small>approx.</small> 3,700 years have passed since the Dimensional Merge happened with all fictional multiverses within the entirety of the Omniverse merging with Dimension 1218 resulting in all humans from Dimension 1218 going extinct at the hands of the fearsome and mysterious Noah, many heroes and even some villains who were petrified long, long ago were found by an Omniversal excavation and expedition group and were immediately freed. These heroes and minor villains include SpongeBob SquarePants, Mickey Mouse, Bugs Bunny, Popeye, Superman, Mario, Jon Arbuckle, Sonic the Hedgehog, Lime Crewmate, the villainous Enrique, etc.
 
Now forced upon to live in a new existence far, far beyond what these individuals have known for, they must find new meaning in this dying world. Except for Enrique, who didn't care about any of that gay emo shit and immediately joined back with the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety cause he loved terrorism lmao
 
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====''Enter: KITT and G-6155''====
[[File:Plane11.png|thumb|210x210px|G-6155 escape with K.I.T.T.]]
 
K.I.T.T. first met [[G-6155]] at an early age, developing an unbreakable friendship. Some few years later, the NPC side of G-6155 was unveiled, and when K.I.T.T. found out about this (and discovered the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂-NPC chaos in general), he wanted to learn more about it. G-6155 blabbed it all and talked shit about 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴ers and how they're planning to take over the entire world and destroy civilization as we know it, which is actually entirely accurate, honestly. Nevertheless, It was enough to make K.I.T.T. become somewhat of an NPC himself without actually being one. Together, they both attacked 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴ers at any given moment.
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====''Enter: Sir 𝓒𝓾𝓶ference''====
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====''Dick Dastardly is a DICK''====
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====''Stuart Little Vs. Remy''====
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====''Ka-Chung Vs. Hamburger Helper''====
[[File:1661012826.thosekidsnextdoor101 there are gonna be some changes around here .jpg|thumb|[[Jazzi]], leader of the Save-Ums!|150x150px]]
 
Ka-Chung, now at this point a full fleshed 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 god and chaotic force of nature, randomly shouts out his infamous battle cry, “'''''KA-CHUUUUUUUNNG!'''''” which could ripple across galaxies, turning peace into pandemonium. His list of transgressions and 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 crimes was longer than the space-time continuum itself—vandalizing alien monuments, committing intergalactic grand theft auto, and even breaking the laws of physics when he felt like it. NPC nation cities crumbled under his wrath, with China and the Fire Nation naming him Public Enemy № #1 after his unilateral declaration of war. Still, his compliant teammates dismissed his catastrophic nature as quirky charms. “{{Color|#b061ff|'''Ka-Chung’s just passionate about breaking some NPC physics! I hated studying it in high school,'''}}” Jazzi usually says as she casually helps the rest of the Save-Ums obliterate plenty of stars in outer space for the lulz.
 
[[File:Super smash bros wii u final destination by terrygame5 depez0e-pre.jpg|thumb|197x197px|Final Destination|left]]
 
When Hamburger Helper, also known as Master Hand, one of Chef Boyardee’s allies, came to stop the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 god, Ka-Chung and Hamburger Helper would fight in a prolonged battle. However, Crazy Hand is under a leash and is known as Glover. The battle was taken to the Final Destination as it shook the cosmos. Hamburger Helper’s colossal fingers unleashed slaps that bent dimensions, but Ka-Chung tore the tissues of his pinky. Hamburger Helper screamed, “{{Color|Grey|'''You seem to only care about your home dimension, but you don’t care to help those who suffer! Do you not have a moral compass!?'''}}” Crazy Hand would have a seizure and try to help out Ka-Chung, knowing that Hamburger Helper is an NPC hand that serves NPC orders. Hamburger Helper said, “{{Color|Grey|'''Me and Glover, as long as I control him, will slap you. I am the Master, and he is my slave.'''}}”
 
 
[[File:Cmipspzc74051.jpg|thumb|Hamburger Helper ''<small>A.K.A.</small>'' Master Hand|199x199px]]
 
“'''{{Color|Dark red|Slaps are for caretakers, and your nerves are about to be bothered!}}'''” Ka-Chung sneered, revving up his Ka-Drill, a vehicle of destruction forged in his image. He tore through realities within the Final Destination, leaving a trail of fragmented universes as Hamburger Helper flailed helplessly. Chef Boyardee sat around in his humongous form, like that of a Heavenly Kings, looking at the battle between Ka-Chung, Glover, and Hamburger Helper, and then decided to enter the scene. Each roar from Ka-Chung would shred Chef Boyardee’s existence like paper, his unbridled power reducing even chaos to dust; however, Chef Boyardee would only feel a dent due to being a being of power given strength by the Collective Omniverse. Planets were crushed, time unraveled, and the multiverse quaked under his might as Ka-Chung fought Hamburger Helper and Chef Boyardee. With a final and triumphant “'''{{Color|Dark red|KA-CHUUUUUUUNNG!}}'''”, Ka-Chung ended the fight in a flash of annihilation, standing victorious amid the cosmic ruins of Jupiter. Chef Boyardee would be back to serve the NPCs some meals with the broken-up planets and debris from his battle with Ka-Chung; meanwhile, Glover would return to his normal state as a member of the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety as Jazzi attempted to free him of his temporary enslavement and 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂Bob would try to take extra steps to make sure Glover doesn’t get controlled by Hamburger Helper anymore.
 
“'''{{Color|#b061ff|Are you okay, Glover? Stay Freaky!}}'''” shouted Jazzi as she freed Glover. Glover explains that as long as Hamburger Helper is in his current form, he will be possessed beyond his will. The 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety had been working to free Glover of these connections with the Collective Omniverse, hoping to break Chef Boyardee as a chef. Boyardee remembers trying to use A1 Steak Sauce as fodder, but A1 Steak Sauce would rebel and overpower Chef Boyardee’s control. Whenever Glover could lose a battle, he would come to A1 Steak Sauce to fight the NPC connection off by marinating himself in a nice juicy A1 Steak Sauce blood bath within one of the man-made volcanoes that the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety owned. Several members of the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety then asked why they should keep Glover if he is easily corruptible. The reasoning was simply because one NPC hand under Chef Boyardee’s control is better than having two NPC hands under Chef Boyardee’s control.
 
The 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Save-Ums within 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂ville laughed off the true extent of the carnage. Jazzi asked, “'''{{Color|#b061ff|Ka-Chung, did you hear all that noise? That was the sound of Chef Boyardee’s puppet hands feeling pain!}}'''” He grinned wide, happy that he had snapped Hamburger Helper to shreds. When the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety was about to celebrate Hamburger Helper getting beaten, a familiar character, Hank Hoagies appeared. It was Hank Hoagies, and he was outside promoting some wieners for Pakners. “'''{{Color|#b061ff|Oh, just fixing some ballz,}}'''” Jazzi muttered. Jazzi beamed as she punched Hank Hoagies’ weiner. “'''{{Color|Dark red|Good job saving the day!}}'''” Ka-Chung chuckled as he watched remnants of NPC universes swirl into oblivion. To his teammates, he was a peculiar but well-meaning ally. He was chaos incarnate to the cosmos—a force of nature that could unravel existence itself, all while keeping his secret well-guarded behind a playful demeanor.
 
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====''Cade Funfish Joins the Freaky Society''====
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====''Politics within the Good Society''====
Now after being unfrozen within this new and existential life, Dib joins the Good Society alongside the many other heroes who were un-petrified after being discovered by the Omniversal expedition team. Dib apologizes to SpongeBob and friends about joining the Evil Syndicate and later CERN during the 2000s. He explains to them that he was driven insane at that time and wasn't at the right mind. Dib and his newfound of heroic friends were able to make amends.
 
Furthermore, some cartoon villains have reformed and are looking to serve within the Good Society's ranks since they've also lost the drive of acting like the old days since everything is so different now after 3,700 years of being frozen. Some villains, on the other hand, have died. Vexus was among many of these. Or if they had retained their villainy, the cartoon villains of CERN would not have been taken seriously at all, like Plankton. In the following years, Plankton died, never getting his hands on the true secret formula. Mr. Krabs had changed the formula many times and made more than one version of the recipe. There never was a definitive secret formula, and Mr. Krabs had the last laugh when he became the industrial powerhouse for the NPC Alliance's activities in Bikini Bottom.[[File:96970286f55eb9c122c615e498e6cd19.jpg|thumb|215x215px|'''Bryce Tankthrust''' on the news.]]With the world being so different now, many heroes, like Superman, have been struggling with identity and what it means to truly be a hero if villains aren't too often anymore in society. Thankfully for him and other heroes though, there are still some villains within their newfound lives that they can also rely on to fight like terrorists Bobby Worst and his partner in crime, Bryce Tankthrust.
 
 
 
 
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=====''Kermit the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴's Volcanic Sacrifice''=====
[[File:Burgettstown Volcano.webp|thumb|492x492px|center|The Burgettstown Volcano]]
 
[[Kermit the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴]] was '''EPIC'''ally sacrificed in a giant man-made volcano in [[Burgettstown|Burgettstown, Penisylvanus]]. On the day of the sacrifice, a wild ritual unfolded with various followers chanting sacred mantras while Kermit the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 gained scar tissue and five-degree burns while diving into the fiery depths. The volcano erupted in a spectacle of multicolored smoke, symbolizing the unleashing of 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 energy upon the cosmos. 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂Bob proclaimed the sacrifice a success, declaring Kermit’s 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 essence eternal and claiming it had heightened the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴iness of the entire society. The aftermath cemented Kermit’s place in 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 lore, with the Burgettstown Volcano becoming a pilgrimage site for 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴ers and sparking an era of cosmic chaos experimentation. The sacrifice intensified 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂Bob’s cosmic ambitions, leading to rumors of grander rituals aimed at harnessing universal power through 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 energy hubs. The event also triggered widespread phenomena, from spontaneous public twerking to reports of 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 supernatural occurrences.
 
====''Me-Tan Vs. IRIX''====
Me-Tan was willing to break free of her abusers and discover refuge within the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society. Most OS-Tans are either NPCs and very anti-𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂. Before the massive af time-skip, Millennium Edition [[Me-Tan|‘ME-tan’ Windows Os Tan]] was born on September 14, 2018, to McAfee Antivirus-Chan as Me-Tan’s father and 2K-tan as her mother; she lived a happy life with 12 other siblings. She got a disability that made her not walk permanently; she was wheelchair-bound for her whole life, but then Dr. Hämsterviel would try to tear her down even further for the lulz. Dr. Hämsterviel was a tech expert for being a mad scientist. However, he refuses to learn Linux because it is outdated Earth tech. He has [[Bubsy]] and his master, Ulillillia, because he doesn’t want to waste his time on Earthling technology. Most of the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety members who aren't elite members know nothing about technology and can’t do jack shit with it, so Me-Tan remains mentally ill and glitchy since the elite members couldn't give a shit about her. Many of the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety's rookies and goons are causal users, often avoiding topics on computers and describing them as nerdy stuff. Me-Tan would be healed with a 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Wheelchair that can glitch out at random. Busby would be put in charge of the project, and then once the project was complete, Bubsy would shout his usual phrase, “'''{{Color|orange|What could possibly go wrong?}}'''” and then everything would break.
 
Before she joined the society, ME-Tan would find herself escaping a crack alleyway, one of the various ones that [[Crack Miser]] would sell crack to, facing off against two useless cops, but then an NPC, that OS-Tan dubbed IRIX, would attempt to strike her down. ME-Tan shimmered as IRIX-Tan stepped forward, her metallic blue gown flowing like liquid light and her masque-like shades glinting with a brimming glow. With a flick of her hand, she conjured a mesmerizing cascade of illusions and IRIX then shouted, “'''{{Color|#8fb2ff|Stand down, Millennium Edition}}'''” her voice calm but carrying a warning. ME-tan then tilted her head, her ahoge twitching as if picking up a secret signal. '''{{Color|#3FC9A5|Nuh-uh! You’re just mad ’cause no one uses you anymore!}}''' ME-tan then rolled into view, her wheelchair squeaking as she pushed herself forward, seemingly unimpressed by the grandeur. “'''{{Color|#3FC9A5|Ooooh, shiny! I love your cyberpunk visors.}}'''” She giggled as she glitched, poking at a glowing orb, which promptly exploded in a harmless puff of sparks. IRIX-tan frowned at ME-tan’s chaotic nature. With a sudden burst of movement, ME-tan launched her wheelchair into a spin, scattering what looked like random junk—a floppy disk here, a loose circuit board there—into IRIX-tan’s pristine dreamscape. To IRIX-tan’s shock, some of her illusions began to flicker and distort, disrupted by ME-tan’s antics. IRIX-tan simply pushed her shades higher as she re-calibrated her sorcery, but ME-tan simply giggled.
 
Dr. Hämsterviel, as well as Bubsy, would watch from the sidelines and then attempt to roast IRIX, calling them an outdated relic. Bubsy chimed in, pointing mockingly. “'''{{Color|orange|Yeah, she’s a glitchy OS-Tan from the past, but she is very pretty! We need to roast this IRIX-Tan fella'. Oh, I’m on fire what can go wrong today!}}'''”  Dr. Hämsterviel then said, "'''{{Color|red|Hmph! This “IRIX-tan,” as they call her... Such fanfare for a so-called “graphical sorceress”! Pfah! What has she accomplished lately? Oh, that’s right—absolutely nothing! Silicon Graphics is practically extinct!” IRIX would later get mad and reality wrap some cops. The cops then said, “Attacking a disabled girl isn’t that kinda cruel.}}'''” Meanwhile, another OS-Tan is sent, this time being one based on a windows distro. Dr. Hämsterviel and Bubsy would then cause mass carnage in the streets, overpowering the OS-Tan, who didn’t even get to introduce themselves.
 
Bubsy, perched in the cockpit beside him, pointed excitedly at a monorail track. “'''{{Color|orange|Hey, Doc, let’s derail that stupid OS-Tan thing and pierce them to a special train where their Silicon’tism resides! What could possibly go wrong?}}'''” Before Hämsterviel could object, Bubsy flipped a lever, firing a cartoon grappling hook out of nowhere as it yanked the monorail off its tracks. The train spiraled like a boomerang, smashing into the city’s power grid in a dazzling explosion of sparks and flickering lights. Citizens screamed and scrambled in panic as the train continued its rampage. Bridges crumbled, digital billboards fell like dominos and automated traffic systems sent cars careening into each other in a complete symphony of destruction. Despite the city’s robust defense protocols, nothing seemed capable of stopping the duo. The NPC police force unleashed their fleet of drones, only for Hämsterviel to deploy an anti-air EMP, using his Hemigod powers, sending the drones plummeting into the chaos below. "'''{{Color|red|See, Bubsy, this is what true brilliance looks like!}}'''" Hämsterviel gloated as he used his Hemigod powers to destroy the iconic city statue underfoot. Bubsy, holding onto the console for dear life as the train swung wildly, laughed maniacally. “'''{{Color|orange|I’m not saying I’m the brains here, Doc, but I think we just redefined the term ‘carnage!’}}'''".
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====''Meeting the Lynchpins''====
We start in the middle of the night; Sonic the Hedgehog and Tails are on a mission sent by the NPCs to bomb one of the main reactors of the 4 Cent Garbage's headquarters. The two make it back to the NPC headquarters, where the two are once again hired for another mission to infiltrate the trolls. This time, they go with many other heroes.
 
During their mission, one of our heroes crashes through a church and meets a mysterious girl who seems lost and needs help. Being the hero he is, he guides the girl across town and the two have a nice day together. Eventually, they separate their ways and return to their lives.
 
Afterwards, A fellow NPC offers many of the 3,700 year old heroes a job at a secret NPC weapon storage facility, to which most reluctantly accept as they're all basically retired and don't have much motivation to fight any longer while also wanting to stay distant from the NPC military. It turns out though that the storage facility is actually an orphanage with tons of orphaned child soldiers used to fight against the many threats that come across the NPCs. Initially, the children were scared of the heroes as they rarely saw males, but grew to accept them after they heroically took care of them all. Our heroes spend the next two months at the facility, raising the children and training the older girls. They also become very close with specific Lynchpins.
====''Ren Hoek's Assassination Attempt''====
[[File:NPC Propaganda Poster Unemployment.webp|178x178px|thumb|right|[https://officechai.com/stories/stop-hiring-humans-san-franciscos-ai-startups-marketing-campaign-goes-viral/ '''{{color|blue|NPC Propaganda keeping the public in fear.}}''']]]Now believe it or not, and I've been known to lie, but this here's a true story. We begin with the disillusioned asthma-hounded chihuahua, Ren Hoke-
<center>'''{{Color|Orange|"THAT'S HÖEK, YOU EEDIOT! NOT HOKE!"}}'''</center>
-and his daily routine. Once the morning alarm sets off, Ren wakes up from a usual mediocre dream. We cut to several therapy sessions with an NPC therapist designed to calm and condition Ren since he is a freakture who has gone rogue. Ren then slaps on his old weapons, reminisces about his fantastic days as a freakture before he became an NPC, and after some plot points, Ren reveals something truly frightening... The DIMENSIONAL MERGE's true culprit. Ren learns that 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫 is the secret reincarnation of the Vermilion Chungus, the one responsible for causing the apocalypse 3,700 years ago. He also concludes that the formation of the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety in 2024 was secretly a doomsday plan by the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 god fimself to prepare for the Dimensional Merge. This revelation causes Ren to become more insane than he ever was and attempts to assassinate 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫 and avenge all his fallen crossover Pooh's Adventure niggas from the 21<sup>st</sup> century. "'''{{Color|orange|I'm gonna BURN THIS PLACE DOWN!}}'''" he screams, maniacally. "'''{{Color|orange|I WILL SHOW THIS 'GOD' WHAT A REAL FREAK CAN DO!}}'''" Ren vows as lightning crashes in the background for dramatic effect up in arms. With his insane obsession with revolution and vengeance, Ren's ready to bring justice—no more holding back.
 
𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂Bob is seen lounging in fis giant penthouse in 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂ville; fhe notices that Ren and a small independent group of NPCs have begun to invade and attempt to assassinate fim. 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂Bob cackles from fis ridiculously looking penthouse, laughing at every poor soul who dared challenge fim. Moments shortly before the door to the main penthouse room breaks down due to the upcoming NPC invasion, a member of the Anti-Anti Porno Gang known as the Surprise Buttsex Spy is given information to spy on Ren. Ren defeats the spy though and then barges with his radicalized NPC team to shoot down 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂Bob. Immediately, 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂Bob laughs within the distance; the lighting within the room turns dark purple as fhe starts claiming, "'''{{Color|#E6B332|HAHAHA, you think you can kill a God, especially one who is completely freaky. Try again next time!}}'''". Ren thinks to himself, not so amused. "'''{{Color|orange|I can't stand this fuckin' God anymore!}}'''" he rages, eyes twitching with pure, over-the-top anime fury.
 
Meanwhile, the other NPCs and 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼 are heavily locked in battle. We cut back to 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂Bob taunting Ren moments before Ren pulls the trigger on him, "'''{{Color|#E6B332|HAHAHA! You think you're strong, Renauld?!}}'''". Ren takes a deep breath while 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂Bob stares at him. 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂Bob, aware of his godly status, knows that whatever tricks an NPC has are those of normies and the status quo. He decides to sit and stand there. The bullets of the machine gun then go through fis, and 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂Bob anticipates fis death. 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂Bob could pull a "''Metro Man''" and pretend that Ren slew him, but fhe won't. Instead, fhe will do something far more sinister. Once 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂Bob is shot multiple times brutally with a machine gun, fhe whispers orders to his fellow 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼, very vague and cryptic ones, and then 'dies'. Blood and gore are all over the place. But it isn't just blood, it's 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 blood. Ren had pulled it off all by himself; he had "killed" and "murdered" 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂Bob. Aware of 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂Bob's plan, Enrique does not use his Reading Steiner and instead lets 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂Bob vanish.
 
Unbeknownst to most, this was 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂Bob's plan all along in order to begin his invasion across the entire dying Omniverse and destroy it once and for all...
 
====''Bean Khan: Conqueror of Southern China''====
[[File:Tumblr 4255d7d3baf5adfea20ad3b7c95a5a1e 440a9358 2048.jpg|center|thumb|622x622px|'''Gongmen City''', a major metropolitan city located along the southern coast of China]]
 
Meanwhile for Bean Khan, tasked with conquering and destroying a vital Chinese city from the Troll controlled Fire Nation from direct orders from 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂Bob, he cums up with an unconventional plan. At the same time, Dr. Hämsterviel watches from the sidelines attacking the city’s great wall, both infiltrating the city disguised as noodle vendors. However, they get prepared by... fucking a hand dryer in a public bathroom, then later come out. Wearing crooked straw hats and pushing a creaky noodle cart, they slurp loudly to blend in with the locals and while accidentally destroying a cabbage merchant. Their strange behavior draw the attention of two guards, who are immediately suspicious. The Guards stare at Bean Khan as he acts repulsive, doing antics that baffle various opponents. The guards are doing their job, but Bean Khan is acting weird as he disrupts a few fellow angry NPCs in their daily lives, from hoarding noodle bowls to messing with the background. Bean Khan  is holding Tyeddi and a beam that contains a magical portal to an unknown realm tied to the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Dimension is revealed to Bean and audiences are made aware that 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂Bob is still alive but in hiding to prepare his master plan. Before they can question him further, Bean Khan  sneezes into a bowl of noodles, causing the guards to recoil in disgust and, in turn, get shot by their own bullets. Seizing the opportunity, he scurries away and enters a nearby tea house. Bean Khan  completely forgets about his mission while inside the tea house when he spots the sign for “All-You-Can-Eat Dumplings.” He parks his cart and settles in, casually building a throne of soup bowls for his beloved Tyeddi while stuffing his face with dumplings. His antics, including using chopsticks as drumsticks and trying to drink from a teapot with no spout. He catches the eye of a Chinese Fire Nation general, who finds Tyeddi and attempts to steal it. The general wonders aloud while his lieutenant dismisses it. But the general is not so quickly convinced.
 
Realizing his teddy bear has been taken, Bean Khan’s panic sets in. He flails about, looking under tables and knocking over food carts in a desperate search. His frantic movements cause a commotion, and in a fit of chaos, he grabs a live cat, mistaking it for Tyeddi. After an absurd tangle of claws and noodles, Bean Khan spots the general escaping with his beloved Tyeddi. With no time to lose, he grabs a ladle and a bamboo basket, and then, in turn, a giant bolder is designed to crush Bean Khan’s actives and destroy the guard. “Tyeddi… dumpling… kazoo...” the guard mutters as he is forced to return the teddy bear. As he stumbles through the streets, another general shouts back, “You... noodle thief!” but the general is too far ahead, while Bean Khan laughs as he rides in a carriage. Determined, Bean Khan commandeers a rickshaw, but his terrible driving skills cause him to crash through market stalls, knocking over barrels of cabbage and sending chickens flying. The chaos continues as he manages to get onto a horse, but backward, clutching the reins like riding a bicycle.
 
To make matters worse, he pulls out a kazoo and plays it in a frantic attempt to confuse the enemy. The sound is so off-key that the general’s horses get spooked and stops, allowing Bean Khan to catch up. Now caught off guard, the general watches as Bean Khan retrieves Tyeddi with exaggerated relief, cradling the teddy bear as if it were a priceless treasure and doing it by chance. In contrast, the enemy has essentially been caught off guard. Dr. Hämsterviel then finishes off and does the actual damage with the power of good ol' TNT!
 
In the aftermath, Bean Khan climbs atop a pile of dumpling baskets to deliver a victory speech while still chewing noodles. Dr. Hämsterviel, also having taken a break with the noodle store, then says, “'''{{Color|red|The noodle may be tangled... but the dumpling... conquers all!}}'''” as he unleashes a new gadget against more Chinese Trolls as he declares triumphantly. Bean Khan’s antics, through a complete jumble of nonsense, are misunderstood as deep military wisdom, and the city surrenders in confusion as Bean Khan has just attacked his enemies silently through sheer luck and chance. Bean Khan’s legend grows as he celebrates by eating an enormous dumpling, still oblivious that his victory was not due to strategy but sheer ridiculousness and dumb luck. Tyeddi is placed on a throne of soup spoons, and the city falls to Bean Khan. The Fire Nation and Trolls are dealing with losing territory without their commander being in direct battle with a new Fire Lord ready to be selected for office; The Trolls need a new troll to shake up the war effort. A new general, Hella Jeff, has taken hold of the territory while Lord Ozai is currently monitoring the situation, with the Trolls now being above his old position and is ready to train the new leader. The Fire Lord is unhappy that Bean Khan has conquered most of his land and is taking out Asian and even some European territories within this fractured and dying planet.
====''𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Initiative''====
The Trolls decided to send one of their spies to infiltrate the NPC Alliance. Unbeknownst to most, some elite NPC members are seen discussing extremely secret documents about a terrifying group that works under the shadows known as the Vermilion Army but known to the public as the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety. They do not know much about this group except that members of the Collective Omniverse have tasked them with reading into the documents. They also discuss that it’s been quite some time since the army has truly showed up, and the veil of what is now known as Another World is weakening. The Trolls, on the other hand, doesn’t know anything or is aware of this mysterious group’s existence, including their spy infiltrating the alliance.
 
We cut to Loonix sitting down, having ended a war by himself. All of his old foes were dead, but all but his former friends connected to a version of the Krusty Krab that had expanded its industry to the multiverse many eons ago. He had a girlfriend, a character by the name of Kitty Softpaws whose death, 3,700 years ago, had driven him insane. Only certain NPCs who were tied to the Collective Omniverse had a method of saving her as well as a way to upgrade her further. Loonix was a technical genius, a former war hero gone mad, as well as a skilled fighter. He was a demon and a lynx who had lived in the days before the Trolls were the primary public enemy and served an organization dubbed the Agency. Most workers who worked with the Krusty Krab were low income wage slaves and very few had the honor to serve the Agency, but Loonix had at one point scored "some connections" to get where he is today. Loonix would also sell out to another organization who at the time were simply known as the Forge, an organization that took people in and gave them cybernetic enhancements. Loonix was key to operations related to the program and loved his wife who he upgraded to an insane degree. Loonix sought to save revive his long dead girlfriend but magically, it seemed impossible. An artifact dubbed the Antikythera Mechanism was the only way to save her, however, overuse of the artifact by the Collective Omniverse had busted the artifact driving him to madness. Loonix then remembered fighting SpongeBob and getting beaten up hard. Loonix had just finished fighting a long set of battles that had driven him mad and awoken his 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 gene within him. He was no longer his old self; he had changed into a dark version of himself. Just a few moments ago, he was waging a war, but now he is ready to embrace the darkness for good. Loonix remembered what he had told the forces of the light as well as Pato’s group.
 
In a flashback, Loonix confronted his former friends, his eyes cold with rage. “'''{{Color|#805b2f|If you’re not with me, then you’re my enemy,}}'''” he had declared. Once filled with hope, his voice was now a growl of bitterness. “'''{{Color|#805b2f|I HATE YOU.}}'''”
 
We then cut to a battle between Sempai's final form, upgraded by Nicolai Technus, a ghost working for the new Troll-controlled Fire Nation and the Shadow Wizard Money Gang. Sempai had been operating under Smytus's body for quite some time, and his time, he would not back down. Now, he had embraced the darkness entirely—hatred for the light burned within him like a frozen black flame. "'''{{Color|#aa53ad|Siphoning down your technical genius will make a fine addition to my collection! I will deal with this Good Society slime myself. How does it feel to die?}}'''" said Sempai.
 
"'''{{Color|#805b2f|I don't use stupid Agency for my battles anymore. I got a new form of raw power on my side. The raw power of darkness,}}'''" said Loonix as he was about to use his scythe against Smytus.
 
Smytus, now fully activated within his metal chassis, descended into the combat zone with a flourish of metallic limbs. His body whirred with mechanical precision, and as he approached Loonix, multiple arms unfolded, each wielding a scythe-like blade that spun with terrifying speed. “'''{{Color|#aa53ad|Ah, Loonix, former fry cook apprentice of Manager SpongeBob. How does it feel that you have taken away many people’s lives entering the workforce? You have helped bring automation into the empire of the Imperium. You were just one cog in the machine, but now that you are back, I will slay you and rip you to pieces,}}'''” Smytus crooned, his voice a rasping blend of mockery and malice. “'''{{Color|#aa53ad|I have waited for this moment—your end will be a masterpiece of carnage! Do you hear that? The hum of my blades, the music of your doom!}}'''” He twirled his weapons in a dazzling display, the sharp edges hissing through the air.
 
Loonix remained still, eyes locked on his foe, his grip on his scythe tightening. “'''{{Color|#805b2f|Your theatrics won’t save you. Come closer, Smytus, and let me remind you what true darkness feels like; my darkness has reached levels above what CERN and the Council could have perform.}}'''” With a snarl, Smytus lunged. His four scythes whirled in deadly arcs, slicing at Loonix from every angle. The dark warrior sidestepped with fluid precision, parrying two strikes and spinning his body to avoid the others. Sparks flew as metal clashed against dark energy. Smytus laughed, a deep, mechanical cackle. “'''{{Color|#aa53ad|Impressive reflexes, but you cannot dodge forever!}}'''” He pivoted, launching a spinning strike with all four blades aimed at Loonix’s torso. “'''{{Color|#aa53ad|I was crafted for perfection, enhanced by the finest chaos engineers! Do you see my brilliance?!}}'''” Loonix met the strike head-on, his scythe crackling with dark power. The collision sent a shockwave through the room, rattling walls and shaking shadows from their corners. He gritted his teeth, pushing back against Smytus’s relentless assault. “'''{{Color|#805b2f|You talk too much.}}'''” He disengaged with a sudden burst of strength, spinning into a counterattack that slashed through one of Smytus’s arms, sending a blade clattering to the ground.
 
Smytus howled in rage. “'''{{Color|#aa53ad|A lucky strike! I have more arms, weapons, and strength than you could ever dream of!}}'''” He unleashed a flurry of rapid jabs, the remaining scythes moving in perfect synchronization. “'''{{Color|#aa53ad|You will fall, dork! Your pitiful scythe is no match for my superiority!}}'''” But Loonix was unmoved. “'''{{Color|#805b2f|You have numbers. I have darkness.}}'''” His scythe shimmered with an ominous glow as he channeled his full power. Shadows twisted and writhed around him, forming tendrils that lashed out, binding Smytus’s limbs. The mechanical warrior struggled, gears grinding as the darkness pulled him down.
 
“'''{{Color|#aa53ad|No!}}'''” Smytus roared. “'''{{Color|#aa53ad|I am the blade of inevitability! I cannot be defeated!}}'''” Loonix leaned in close, his voice a cold whisper. “'''{{Color|#805b2f|Inevitability bows to darkness.}}'''” With a final swing, he severed the last of Smytus’s limbs and drove his scythe deep into the mechanical heart of his foe. Sparks erupted, and Smytus let out a final, echoing scream. “'''{{Color|#aa53ad|This… is not… over…}}'''” His voice faded as his body collapsed into a heap of smoldering metal.
 
“'''{{Color|#805b2f|That Sempai bastard didn’t stand a chance. I have done the deal; I killed him in cold blood. Now tell me more about what you know about darkness, Emperor Thanos; I need all the power I will get to crush that duck, Pato, and the stupid Imperium that both of us face. I hate the LIGHT! I will be the one to sniff it to shreds!}}'''” said Loonix. Loonix though, simply looked around the hallways; everywhere was dark and ominous.
 
====''Enter: Luxor Spawndroth''====
[[File:Luxor Spawndroth.png|center|thumb|476x476px|'''Luxor Spawndroth''']]
 
We are introduced to one of the messengers of the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼, Luxor Spawndroth. He controls his own subdivision within the SUSiety as a hyperianist since he has some theological disagreements with the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼 (and is also a spy for another faction yet to be revealed) He confirms that the planet was indeed ready for conquest.
====''<u>Operation LICKSTER: Invasion and Annihilation!</u>''====
With everything ready, 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂Bob and his 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼 prepare to invade and destroy many universes and dimensions within the mashed up existence of the Omniverse to begin their plan of Omniversal conquest. 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂Bob was ready to start a blood bath in this upcumming war, hoping to spread 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂ism and chaos across all of fiction. 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂Bob knew this war was going to be different and be taken more seriously by the NPCs to rid themselves of the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety once and for all. At this time, 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂Bob had earned the title, 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴Bob Goonelius Martin Kissnut Grimace Shake Mustache Cash Stash LickyPants "the great cosmic god of the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 and getting 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂" for his plan on complete Omniversal omnicide. The invasion is planned to take a total of five months.
 
Meanwhile for our NPC heroes, within many specific universe, they are warned of the upcoming invasion through the help of many characters who were spared by 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂Bob in order to cause horror across the Omniverse.
 
Once the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼 invade the various universes, many seperate groups are divided among 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼 to invade and destroy multiple universes simultaneously. For example during this invasion, in one universe, Ka-Chung spots Ren hiding in a pile of shit, and three months later, Ren was killed when he lost a PUBG Battlegrounds match with Daddy Pig.
 
=====''<small>Anti-Anti Porno Gang Vs. Pepsiman</small>''=====
[[File:Pepsiman by kuma draw dc4gfot.jpg|thumb|133x133px|“'''{{Color|Red|PEP}}{{Color|gray|SI M}}{{Color|Blue|AN!!!}}'''”]]Within one universe, [[Pepsiman|Pepsiman’s]] crusade to stop the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety's invasion was as chaotic as it was destructive. Armed with a collation with his once arch-enemy: Coca-Cola, the half-man, half-Pepsi superhero briefly acquired a fleet of Soviet warships through a series of shady deals and sheer insanity. What is his plan with such weaponry? To bombard the invading 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼 with Pepsi-filled ballistic missiles coated in a syrup-based napalm. The goal was not just destruction but to leave a sticky, acidic Pepsi residue as a permanent mark of his deranged dominance towards 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼. As always, his actions were accompanied by the inexplicable sound of a disembodied voice shouting, “'''{{Color|Red|PEP}}{{Color|gray|SI M}}{{Color|Blue|AN!!!}}'''” whenever he appeared.
 
The Anti-Anti Porno Gang, the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety’s elite defenders powered by homo-energy, were the ones who stand against Pepsiman’s scheme. Each member brought their unique skills to the fight. Sex God Sniper dismantled the warships’ targeting systems from afar, while The Erecting a “Dispenser” Engineer hacked their software, replacing vital navigation data with endless loops of gay porn. Sigma Soldier and Penis Pyro spearheaded the assault, using their abilities to destroy key ships and neutralize the Pepsi-napalm stockpiles. Meanwhile, Heavy Cock Guy and Surprise Buttsex Spy infiltrated Pepsiman’s flagship, causing internal sabotage, while Fuckboy Scout taunted Pepsiman directly to distract him.
The final battle between the Anti-Anti Porno Gang and Pepsiman occurred aboard his flagship amidst the chaos of sinking ships and exploding Pepsi missiles. Despite Pepsiman’s unhinged attacks, including throwing explosive Pepsi cans and breaking the fourth wall to mock his opponents, he was ultimately overpowered by the team’s relentless teamwork. Dick Demoman delivered the decisive blow with a homo-energy keg bomb that sank the flagship and forced Pepsiman to flee into the ocean. His jingle, echoing eerily across the wreckage, was a chilling reminder that his madness was far from over.[[File:Tf2 movie by annalaatikko d5zjr69-fullview.jpg|thumb|204x204px|MeDILF & Heavy Cock Guy celebrating their victory.]]In the aftermath, the Anti-Anti Porno Gang celebrated their victory with a ceremonial gay porn bonfire, honoring their dedication to gay porn and expression in freakydom. The Anti-Anti Porno Gang, undeterred, resumed their slaughter and conquest of the universe while the other 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼 destroy the other universes they were assigned to by their supreme leader.
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=====''<small>Enter: Gruzzlebeard</small>''=====
 
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=====''<small>Enrique Vs. Santa and The Lords of Childhood</small>''=====
 
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=====''<small>The 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety Unleashes Garfield</small>''=====
 
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=====''<small>Enter: Pirates of the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴ibbean</small>''=====
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The Pirates of the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴ibbean would go after the Grand Line as ordered by their lord 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂Bob and conquer the entire ocean of the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴ibbean. During this event, Captain Jackoff Sparrow is sent to the Troll's dirty locker.
 
=====''<small>The Final Day</small>''=====
 
[[File:TVb83uw.gif|thumb|Random victim of the destruction of the many, many universes.]]Throughout the Omniverse, all our heroes fail their mission and all their universes are destroyed. Thankfully, most of our NPC heroes escape and thus, commencing the NPC-𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 War
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===<big>5732 - 5758</big> <small>AD</small>===
 
====<big>''Setup and Resistance''</big>====
 
[[File:1091px-SPM Tippi.webp|98x98px|Tippi joins our heroes as a fellow NPC guide.|right|frameless]]
 
After escaping the destruction of their home universes, our retired heroes and Lynchpins all join forces together and create a true collation of heroes and villains to avenge, and also stop the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety from ever destroying any other universe ever again. They learn about their newfound mission to collect all Omniversal McGuffins in order to save the dying Omniverse while the Lynchpins are the only ones able to retrieve and secure them due to their mysterious abilities.
 
Commander Nemex, one of the alliance's members, vows to end 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂Bob and dismantle his sinister society so that he won't take over the multiverse and infect it with his chaos.
 
====''<big>Intervel</big>''====
Garfield, a former 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety slave, is finally free from his prison and has his own motives to seek to become a god.
====<big>''Reporting to the Trolls''</big>====
 
[[File:Shinratheme.mp3|center]]After many universes were destroyed, many trolls gather together to discuss this new threat that may be a pain in the ass. The myterious leader of the trolls, hidden in shadow, declares the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety another threat that trolls should look out for alongside any noob and normie. Two major elite trolls are the seven homonucli and Hidan who relucntly joined since he had nothing better to do.
 
====<big>''Enter: Agency Against the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society''</big>====
After many heroes befriend many villains across their adventure, the alliance forms the Agency Against the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society which serves as the villanous side of the NPC Alliance with all the reformed villains being in. [[Dan McNeely]] is one of the de facto leaders of the group. This introduction is usually considered a fantastic part of the story due to it featuring [[Haliey Welch]] being killed off.
 
====''<big>Enter: Zim</big>''====
During the colossal shitstorm that was this war, Zim had gone on his own path, joining the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety.
 
====''<big>Enter: Petey the Paintbrush</big>''====
Thunder came in as we are introduced to [[Petey the paintbrush|Petey the Paintbrush]], a fellow crazy member of the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety.
 
=====''<big>Enter: Daring Duck</big>''=====
 
[[Daring Duck]] was fired from Nickelodeon for violating his contract because he starred in a ''Tom and Jerry'' short titled "Tom and Jerry's Duck Hunt," which Nickelodeon considered moonlighting. Since this was coincidentally during production of the final episode of the fanon series, he appeared in the episode anyways. Feeling that he should bond with his duckling he abandoned all his life, Daring decided to come back home and try to look after him, but Daring found out he had to pay for his college money. Daring, in a fit of rage, said, "'''{{Color|Gray|FUCK OFF! I'M NOT SPENDING THAT MUCH MONEY!}}'''" In a fit of rage, he went to a bathroom and jerked off, then he saw a poster on the bathroom door.
 
Reading the poster, Daring discovered the Freakies were recruiting for the NPC-𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 War, the duck decided to sign up for the freaky army and was able to join the war. Daring previously had no war experience, and was at first really bad at it, with the closest he's ever gotten to war was ''Tom and Jerry''-esque antics. Ka-Chung gave a tip of advice: See any NPC the same way he previously saw Princess Presto. Daring immediately agreed to the idea, and suddenly was really good at participating in the war. Due to his heroic acts, a statue of him was made for his bravery and it can be visited at one of the freaky museums.
====<big>''Antics King and Viva La Fegel''</big>====
[[File:RIP L.png|thumb|"''I'm sorry Daisy.''"|242x242px]]
 
With the introduction of Meira, many 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼 must deal with [[Hermann Fegelein|Hermann Fegeleiofn]] and his antics.
 
Meanwhile, on team Mario's side of the story, after betraying the Troll Slaiyers, Luigi (now going by Handsome Luigi) investigates more about the trolls. This investigation eventually leads the higher-ups of the Trolls to seek him out for getting too nosy for his own good. Barely surviving, Luigi tries to immediately contact Mario because of the recent and urgent information he discovered from the Trolls. He tries contacting him through a public telephone booth. Luigi then sees Envy, who quickly draws out her gun, but Luigi luckily throws a secret pair of throwing knives at her to slash her throat. Luigi turns to leave, but Envy gets up and transforms into Daisy. Luigi, seeing the face of his once beloved from 3,700 years ago, hesitates to attack, and Envy uses the opportunity to shoot him multiple times just to be sure fatally.
 
Luigi's dead body would later get fucked multiple times by Troll King's son after Envy sent them his body.
 
====<big>''The CWC Siege''</big>====
 
=====''Enter: Chris-Chan''=====
[[File:Troll King.webp|thumb|"PREPARE TO DIE CHRIS"|180x180px]]We then cut to Chris-Chan and CWCville. Being proud allies of Mario's team, Chris-Chan sets out to destroy the Trolls with the power of light and Christianity. The Troll King sends [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] to kill and assasinate Chris-Chan, who wants revenge on Chris-Chan for what he's done to his troll pals.
 
=====''The Siege Begins''=====
Jason Howell and the Troll King begin the invasion of CWCVille, where they send their trolls to attack the nation's capital. The AA𝓕S would later find out about this and since they're after Mario for betraying them and also hate the trolls, they send Shadow Company to fight both, which begins an all-out three way war in CWCVille. Somehow, SEAL TEAM 6 would discover this, which caused their deployment inside CWCVille. The BO2 Character Mike Harper is introduced in this sub-arc after nearly a month of being in the supporting character category but not getting a page.
 
Oh yeah, and during all this crazy shit, Meira returns, and she clashes blades with Koragg, but she runs away since he is using a shield. While this is all happening, we cut to a B.O.O.T.S. lab that's been slaughtered, and soon we see the newest threat, Albert Weskers' son, Jake Muller.
====''<big>The Mooch Manhunt</big>''====
 
[[File:Memememememememerobox.jpg|thumb|270x270px|McDonald's]]
 
Mooch was sent on a mission from the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴ers to retrieve information on this new agency. Mooch asked our main protagonists if she would be able to get Starlo on the joint mission to become an unstoppable lovebird duo, but 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂Bob looked nervous and asked Mooch if she could have someone instead; which Mooch liked the idea of since she could have more girl time with MagiMilf but 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂Bob threw Beth on the mission since he didn't want her fire powers be unused (and a way to annoy Mooch for disobeying orders last time). Mooch greeted Beth, but all Beth would do was ramble about her autistic fan fictions and couples that were irrelevant to what they were doing.
 
Mooch and Beth would walk and travel to some area that looked like the Agency base, but Mooch was fucking tired of Beth asking to go to McDonald's all the damn time, so Mooch kicked her ass and left her in a McDonald's playground. Mooch would continue walking through potential bases, but then Beth came up entirely out of nowhere and asked Mooch where the agency was. Mooch decided to ignore her the whole trip until they finally met at a high-facility base in a new territory claimed by a new alliance. Mooch and Beth came in, and the two were already greeted with cameras everywhere and nowhere to hide. Mooch destroyed all the camera's before the alarm came off but realized Beth was shooting fireballs at the guards of the entrance, so Mooch knew she was screwed.
 
A white masked indidvidual in the conference room told Dan McNeely that he and two other unknown people could handle some two dumbasses that came from the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety. The white masked indidvidual would be come to known to audiences as Mr. Noseybonk, and his friends would also come to be introduced as Bayman and Karin. They devise a plan to kill them both without any information leaking from the home base. Meanwhile, Beth kept shooting fireballs left and right, with guards dying fast, but Mooch was trying to find floors where the leaked documents were. A whole manhunt report was announced everywhere in the building of a squirrel named Mooch and some random human she brought along. Guards rushed into the building, so Mooch grabbed Beth and hid in some cabinets since they're really small (under 5 feet, lmao).
 
[[File:2e35b113-b8e5-4dc3-a4f0-7be1191d1fa2.png|left|frameless|213x213px]]Mr. Noseybonk could smell fear everywhere and knew they had to be hiding in the cabinets, so he opened one but got drop-kicked by Beth, who used her firepower to fuck up Mr. Noseybonk, but he could still use his deadly knife to kill Beth which failed because Mooch defended her with a stick left in the lab for Beth to escape and for Mooch to kick his balls and leave him yelping for pain. Mr. Noseybonk used his pistol to injure both Mooch and Beth on their way to the front room, leaving them out for dead, but the guards don't know where they are since the doors are locked for normal ones. Bayman came as the final obstacle in the path and almost killed them both before Koragg and Starlo came to destroy his ass. Mooch was surprised yet charmed while Beth was sitting here confused. The battle would be between Bayman and both of them as an anime battle to the fucking DEATH! Koragg got Bayman distracted enough for Mooch to steal terabytes of information online and tons of paperwork before retreating with a crying Beth to Koragg's helicopter to chill down. Bayman would also retreat as he doesn't have the strength to challenge them both, so he flees the building and calls his boss about the Manhut being over but says that the good news is this:
 
Huge ass explosions also show up and things GO BOOM AT THE WHOLE BASE! ''<small>neat</small>''
 
The whole building collapsed, The four 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 antagonists fled into the helicopter and made it safe and sound. Mr. Noseybonk and Karin also survived the deep explosions, but they were underground, so Bayman looked everywhere for them.
 
[[File:Dan Greed.png|thumb|203x203px|'''Dan''' + '''Greed''']]
 
====''<big>Enter: Mr. Bumpercars</big>''====
The NPC Alliance sends out former B.O.O.T.S. scientist Mr. Bumpercars. This man loved bumper cars so much that he cut off his legs to stitch himself towards a bumper car to destroy a theme park and trick the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴ers. Bloody organs and gorey scenery are now everywhere in this theme park, and afterwards, Dan and Raatma, two fellow 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴ers, show up thinking that Mr. Bumpercars owns this park. CommanderNemex and many NPC heroes later arrive at the theme park, completely shocked and disgusted over its horrific scenery. It is eventually revealed to audiences that Mr. Bumpercars is a spy for the Noah Family spy and is planning something big that the NPC Alliance and 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety don't know about.
 
Meanwhile, Magimilf also extracts Greed's Philosopher's stone and puts it in Dan, resulting in both Greed and Dan having to share bodies.
 
====<big>''Mario's Vengeance''</big>====
[[File:BURN!.png|thumb|247x247px]]During Mario's revenge quest to avenge his brother and his infiltration of 4 Cent Garbage, Envy reveals herself as Luigi's murderer to Mario, Chris-Chan, and Enrique (who was there for nefarious reasons) by transforming once again into Daisy when Mario refuses to believe that his brother's life was taken by a "moron." Surprisingly, Enrique is the first to burst out from pure anger and yells out that he will slaughter and torture Envy for killing the better of the two "imbecile brothers." Before Enrique can start to fight Envy, Mario stops him and demands Enrique that he will be the one who avenges Luigi. Enrique playfully agrees and lets Mario do it as long as Envy suffers. Due to the Mannequin Soldiers within Envy making her flammable and Mario now in a fiery and wrathful state of mind, she has no choice but to escape into the 4 Cent sewers. Unfortunately for Envy, she is quickly discovered by Mario and is repeatedly burned alive until she is reduced back to her parasitic form.[[File:Tumblr inline oqinkaP7Xu1ucdynl 1280.png|thumb|199x199px|"''Goodbye, Hidan...''"|left]]Envy is saved from execution by Mario's boots through the combined intervention of Chris-Chan and other members of Mario's team, with even Enrique joining in just to state how cringy Mario looks when he's serious. Envy tries one last trick up her sleeves in attempting to get the characters to fight each other since Enrique is a 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴er. The trick is unsuccessful since all the characters see through her plan plain as day. Envy is mortified by how former enemies like 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴ies and NPCs can put aside their hatred and work together. At that moment, Envy revealed to audiences that she was jealous of human friendships and their ability to support each other all this time while she was merely abandoned by her father when he made her. Realizing this depressing and hard truth and feeling utterly disgraced by it and the fact that some of the characters even sympathized with her, a tearful and mentally broken Envy pulls out her own Philosopher's Stone and breaks it. As her decaying body begins to disintegrate, Envy laments, not seeing where this ceasefire among former enemies would lead, while she whispers, "Goodbye, Hidan..." with tears in her eyes. Everyone apart from 𝓓𝓪𝓷 is emotionally confused and or distraught over her suicide. 𝓓𝓪𝓷 although, is gleaming with joy with a highly sadistic and twisted smile.[[File:Ashtar.png|alt=𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂stian's true form.|thumb|153x153px|𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂stian's true form.]]
 
====<big>''The Betrayal''</big>====
 
𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂stian is revealed to have been a spy all along working for the Black Order, and this is when his real name is also revealed. It is unknown what his true motives are and what his relationship with the Black Order is apart from being a mole for them. However, it is implied that he views the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety as an interesting group of individuals worth studying for his "''Master Plan''" Once confronted, he refers to himself as the true prophet of Islam, Judaism, Creativity, Scientology, and Buddhism.
 
====<big>''Hidan's Revenge''</big>====
[[File:HidanGrievingenvy.png|thumb|261x261px|Hidan Mourning|left]][[File:HidansKillingBlow.gif|thumb|The final blow that killed [[Ceroba Ketsukane]].]]Hidan is seen enjoying a meal with the Trolls until a fellow troll arrives to inform everyone that Envy has been killed and the Troll nation of Amestris has fallen to the hands of Mario and his alchemist team. Hidan, after hearing that his best fembro and possible lover died, begins to emotionally break down and starts tweaking the fuck out. Hidan starts worshiping Jashin even more after Envy's death as religious coping, and soon after Envy's grave is built, Hidan is always seen near it daily.
He would later be told by Greed (who is also secretly Dan) that Ceroba was responsible for Envy's death. Dan did this because he wanted Ceroba dead as revenge for Kanako's demise. Hidan would arrive at Ceroba's home, where he would instantly and brutally torture Ceroba by firstly dismembering her hands and stabbing one of her eyes out in front of Dan and Chujin. Hidan would later do the Jashin ritual and stab himself directly in the heart, killing Ceroba. He then goes after Chujin and cuts off his balls and little pecker before skinning him alive and sacrificing him to Jashin as well. After seeing all that, Dan respects Hidan a lot and sees great potential in him.
Hidan eventually gets over his immense grief after realizing that Envy gave birth to a tiny version of herself that is basically their child so now, he is the father of [[Little Envy]].
 
====<big>''Hidan joins the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴ers''</big>====
Hidan would later be seen strolling down a forest in his casual attire until Enrique shows up. Hidan tries to convert Enrique to Jashinism and explains the religion to him, but Enrique simply scoffs off the offer and declares himself the only god worth worshipping. He threatens to offer him to Jashin, but other 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴ers show up with Hidan immediately calling them a band and refers to Enrique as the "Edgy Emo Drummer". Enrique then explains to Hidan that Jashin is friends with 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂Bob and how Jainism and [[𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂ism]] are the same religion. ''idk how killing people for the sake of pleasing Jashin and Sexual acts are correlated, but Hidan decides to believe him''.
 
Enrique takes him to the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety headquarters and decides to explain to him that he wants to recruit him for the orginzation as they could use someone of his skill, and the group needs more psychopaths like himself. Most importantly though, Enrique appreciates that Hidan is a massive fan of an old friend of his, that being Jashin.
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