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Super Turkish 3 is an extremely resource intensive evolution of Super Turkish. The user's hair forms into the shape of a star and he gains a sick pala mustache. Along with massively increased muscle mass and power. Jakarta rarely uses this form as he can't get his hair to stay that shape for too long. | |||
Jakarta achieved this form because of his pain and rage after he realized [[Mega Mehmet]] had died in his hands. | |||
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☪️Jakarta Istambul Panini Sr.☪️ also known to his enemies as Jack and doesn't known to his friends for a simple reason of lacking them for how cold his heart is is a cornerstone of the deep lore of the fictional country of Turkey, called after a bird. Jakarta Istambul Panini Sr. is a part of the group who call themselves 14 and a half heavenly children of the stand meteorite. He killed several gods, Gods and invented rose flavored lokum.
The Mamma Mia Meteori Incidenti
The landing of the Heavenly Stand Meteorite (ital. Mamma Mia Meteori Meat-a-ball Incidenti) was the world-shaping event when 14 and a 0.5 heavenly children of the stand meteorite got manifested during the contact with the human subconscious. ☪️Jakarta Istambul Panini Sr.☪️ got formed from the thought soup of collective subconscious fears of the Greeks. He got formed into a turkish man that hated orthodox christian church and told everyone that gyros came from the Middle East.
Jakarta was a regular human, at least in his appearance and abilities. Then he looked at the sun for 20 minutes straight and got superpowers.
Early life
Being a Sr. he had no early life whatsoever.
Transformations
Karaboğa Form
Under the light of a crescent moon, Turks possess the ability to transform into a giant Karaboğa of incredible power, sometimes unwillingly. If the user isn't strong enough they will not be able to control this form and go berserk (like guts).
A Turk will lose their ability to turn into a karaboğa if they are circumcised.
Super Turkish
An immensely powerful form, Super Turkish can be achieved when an extremely strong Turk connects with his dormant aryan blonde hair genes. Their hair turns gold and spiky and they gain an immense aura.
Jakarta achieved this form when he was informed about the passing of Mustafa Kemal Atatürk, 90 years after the fact.
Super Turkish 2
Through intense training and effort, Jakarta was able to achieve the Super Turkish 2 form. A Super Turk that has ascended past a Super Turk. Even though this form is similar in appearance to Super Turkish, the increase in power is immense. The user gains even spikier hair and a stronger aura.
Jakarta achieved this form as a result of his training with Master Chin.
Super Turkish 3
Super Turkish 3 is an extremely resource intensive evolution of Super Turkish. The user's hair forms into the shape of a star and he gains a sick pala mustache. Along with massively increased muscle mass and power. Jakarta rarely uses this form as he can't get his hair to stay that shape for too long.
Jakarta achieved this form because of his pain and rage after he realized Mega Mehmet had died in his hands.
Super Turkish 4
Super Turkish Allah
Super Turkish Allah Super Turkish (Super Turkish Maroon)
Super Turkish Allah Super Turkish Evolution
Ultra Nationalist Omen
Ultra Nationalist
Mastered Ultra Nationalist
Legendary Super Turkish Allah Super Turkish 5 Evolution Mastered Ultra Nationalist Ceddin Deden Times Twenty
Devilish Trials of the Lokum of Strength
☪️Jakarta Istambul Panini Sr.☪️ invented a method by which one can separate the weak from the strong. He added rose water and red coloring (blood of greeks) to lokum see how many people of his court could stomach it. Weak couldn't eat the rose lokum, regarding it as "tasting medicinal", "being weird", "lemon lokum being better" and other liberal pussy bullshit. Every liberal who denied the delight of this turkish delight got politely asked to leave their current plane of existence. "Asked" is referred to Jakarta Istanbul Panini Sr.s atomically vaporizing every single one of them with his trademark "Crescent Moon and Star: Hidden Ataturk Jutsu: Kilij Art: Penta Slicer Atomizer Mandolin: One Nanometer Meter Mode".
The ones who liked it were considered strong and were given all the wealth and sexy women (or sexy men, we don't assume they all were men) Turkey had and they lived the most based life ever.
Mega Mehmet Epic Sexy Turk Showdown
In an attempt to cleanly assassinate Mega Mehmet, Jakarta's baklava was secretly laced with gas station weed, making him succumb to it's evil influence and subsequently attack Mehmet. It was later revealed that Omega Mehmet was behind this.
Trivia
- Due to the special perc turkish characters get on level 20 Jakarta Istanbul Panini Sr. got reincartanted as a Turkey man called Kaan Ozdil. He looks exactly like ☪️Jakarta Istambul Panini Sr.☪️
- Jakarta is a big fan of Knuckles and Satan, that's why he designed the flag of Turkey to feature Knuckles' crescent moon on his chest and pentagram. After his death and before his reincarnation lib cucks decided that "fitting an anthropomorphic echidna and a satanic symbol on a country's flag is dumb" and made it PG13 and objectively bad.

