Mega Mehmet
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Mega Mehmet, the Super Fighting Kebab Vendor, is an unimportant character in Obacchio Bizarre Lucifer: Chaos Devil 666. Killer by day, kebab seller by night and ruller of Anatolia in-between those time periods, Mega Mehmet carved his own destiny through the hardships of living in Turkey's economy.
Biography
Early Life
He was born in the city of Batman, Turkey which also happened to be the birthplace of his superhero idol Captain Sans Underpants. He spent his young years causing mischief such as capturing the city of Smyrna and setting it on fire for no reason (it totally wasn't the greeks or armenians guys), taking the ice cream before the turkish ice cream man could perform his trick and posting true information on the internet.
One day, Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan banned this wiki because we mentioned him here and that pissed of Mehmet so much he overthrew the turkish government and then conquered the constantine where all your grandmothers were fucked.
Becoming the Super Fighting Kebab Vendor
It was when he was having a hot steamy debate with greek nationalist italian mafia member Butcheratti when he was utterly destroyed by facts and logic. Mehmet thought he could win because he is more white than him he is blond hair, blond hair Butcheratti looks gypsy, but unfortunately that wasn't enough to convince butcheratti that it's more fun to torture kittens than puppies. This devastating loss left his body crippled until he was found by Dr. Lightskin behind a dumpster in urban kentucky and upgraded him with up-to-the-minute military grade döner kebab machines, turning Mehmet into the Super Fighting Kebab Vendor, Mega Mehmet. He was now only guided by the wolf inside him...
Battle of Ankara
Said wolf led him to Luigizotto who just a few macroseconds prior wiped out all of the ǝɔǝǝɹɓ and turkey because they were the world's 56th and 78th largest consumers of frozen pizza respectively. They had an epic duel where they used their stands, satan power, döner and pizza making reflexes, haoshoku haki, domain expansion and guns. Their epic evil duel wiped out 99.99999999999999999999% of Ankara's population, forcing guatemala to outlaw pogo sticks. Unfortunately their 666 hour battle had to come to an end when Mega Mehmet had to go back to work in his Kebab shop as the remaining population of the now ruined turkey was bit peckish innit.