Zaza

A man under the effect of Zaza. He is unable to even leave his own home without thinking about taking another whiff of that shit.

Zaza, also known as Loud, is a is a psychoactive drug from the Zaza plant. Native to Central African Republic and African America, the Zaza plant has been used as a drug for both malicious and evil purposes and in various cantankerous medicines for 347829648972 years. Tetrahydrocannabinol (THC) is the main psychoactive component of Zaza, which is one of the 666 known compounds in the plant, including at least 665 other cannabinoids, such as cannabidiol (CBD). Zaza can be used by smoking, vaporizing, within food, or as an extract.

Variants

Bhutanese Shadow Garden Grown Dark Evil Pack

A powerful strain originating in the himalayan mountains and can only be grown by watering it with the blood of 36 dragons. It has dark magical powers and is thus often smoked by nefarious dark necromancers. Legends say Dark Evil Pack was involved in the killing of glorious macedonian rapper Tupac Shakur.

One particularly dangerous variant is Freddy Fazbear Loud.

Freddy Fazbear Loud

An especially dangerous breed of Zaza that will turn one's faith in Jesus into faith in Reddit and Gangsta Rap. Originally was given to Smallie Biggs by Jesus Christ as a token of admiration, from which all FNAF-themed louds stem. It was a favourite of Byzantine and Vatican priests, like Lil Thug. Gives you superpowers.

Gas Station Weed

The lowest grade of Zaza. People who consume this strain will turn into Gas Station tweakers who will try to convince others that Gas Station weed is worthwhile. It is believed that Gas Station Weed and its effects were the inspiration for the zombie trope in the media.

Oregano Laced Dope

The Italian variation of Zaza. Used by dangerous italian criminals, exclusively. Sometimes people sell oreagano as a fake zaza substitute but not be fooled: it's supposed to be laced with it, not rolled with it. It is believed Oregano Laced Dope got Hirohiko Araki into italian shit.

Shadow Bonnie Loud

A shadow version of the Bonnie Loud, that is a type of loud marketed towards children and other family guys. It's usually used for the rituals of turning dead people into shadow people. People who smoke Shadow Bonnie Loud usually describe the expirience to be religious in nature and that it resembles the taste of a licked window.

Golden Freddy Loud

A hybrid between God's Cabbage, San Blunto, Holy Smoke and Freddy Fazbear Loud, it is believed to be the most holy substance in the Universe. Only one bush of this weed exists in our reality and is kept in a secret Vatican Zaza Bunker on the deepest level of it, being a Earth Core Level. It is believed that Jesus will come there to sling this loud during the Second Coming of Christ. Might kill Satan.

Maple Leaves

Some people are not smart enough to distinguish zaza from maple leaves. That's how the fake maple zaza was born. It gave a rise to Canadian narcocartels who sell maple leaves under the guise of the Holy Green.

Sonic the Hedgehog Quiet

Also know as Antiweed or Deew (weed spelled backwards). Makes people sad. Used by Sicily Police Department to make the criminals sad.

Weed Proper

Smoking weed is bad, very bad. Don't do that kids!