Chin
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Chin is Bruce Lee's relative and one of the 14 and a half Heavenly Children of the Stand Meteorite. Not much is known about him other than that he wiped out 1.2 billion fuckin' ugly reds from mainland China.
The Mamma Mia Meteori Incidenti
The landing of the Heavenly Stand Meteorite (ital. Mamma Mia Meteori Meat-a-ball Incidenti) was the world-shaping event when 14 and a 0.5 heavenly children of the stand meteorite got manifested during the contact with the human subconscious. Chin was the 10th Child to be let out of his cage by someone. The group manifestation of Hongkong martial arts movies Chin knew only two things: how to be a Bruce Lee's relative and how to kill 1.2 billion fuckin' ugly reds from mainland China.
Chin started as a humble monk, learning the Art Of Kicking Shit Out Of People (Aoksoopu), a special martial art designed to damage the communism inside human body. He was a fierce student and instead of manifesting a stand he manifested a stance he used to kill 1.2 billion fuckin' ugly reds from mainland China.
Getting Stranded in Communist China
After bite of 87 that transpired due to CIA's tampering with Chin's two favorite consoles, SuperNES and Disk Drive, the Monk Temple That Teached Aoksoopu (Mttta (it's a tibetian word, thats why it looks weird)) disappeared from existence. On the other hand it was a clear sign from Jod that it is time to kill 1.2 billion fuckin' ugly reds from mainland China.
But the thing is - he doesn't know where Mainland China ends and a Additionalland China starts. Being stranded for almost 25.000 years (as he percieved it) in a bamboo forest Chin was training hard and hard, achieving the status of the Bamubu Shinigami Killer Kicka Detho Buringa. But due to the fact he was alone all this time no one ever called him that. That fact made Chin more determined to kill 1.2 billion fuckin' ugly reds from mainland China.
Martial Superstar Arc
On his way to Communist China Chin slipped on banan and accidentally starred in 49030438583276320213598436049859738172865489205345843058923523905230582395238981728597233479503495403698 Hongkong martial arts movies. Then he stood up and was ready to kill 1.2 billion fuckin' ugly reds from mainland China.
The Bite of Hongkong 97
He killed 1.2 billion fuckin' ugly reds from mainland China.
China 2
And made China 2.
Present day
Contempt with his glorious victory, Chin is making visual novels about catgirls and streaming Omori, Deltarune and Undertale speedruns with his cat headphones in a pink chair. If you donate more than 1997 HK$ to him he will do a kick on a stream.