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{{Character_Box_1|image=haida.png|caption-image=boi|aliases=Beta Cuck<br>Cuck<br>Pussy<br>Lord Haida Of Galaxy Hills |species=Hyena|gender=idk at this point|family=The Imperial Hyena Family of Fanboy and Chum Chum (second stupidest family besides the Lord Stupid Family)|home=In Retsuko's Apartment|affiliation=[[Pigmask Army]]|job=Trading Firm Job(Formerly)<br>Guinea Pig(Formerly)<br>Retsuko's Maid|rank=Gaming Journalist Tier|onlyfans=yes but he has 0|nationality=Canadian|role=Minor Antagonist|actor=Ben Diskin|status=Most Submissive Man in the Fanboy and Chum Chum now}} | |||
Haida is one of the most beta cuck members of the | Haida is one of the most beta cuck members of the Galaxy Hills Community as well more than [[Lord Adacas]]. He apparently likes Bartleby, but Bartleby kicked his ass when he said that out-loud. | ||
== Lore? == | ==Lore?== | ||
Haida was born a rich family but they were very stupid. His mother treated his father like a baby and ruled the court while controlling his father like a puppet, this event probably predicted his future. In High School, he joined a rock band and dated a girl but the rock band failed and so did the relationship. He got a college degree like everyone else and joined the company. There he met [[Retsuko]] and immediately wanted her to step on him but she friendzoned him. He became desperate and dated [[Fenneko]] but she made him more of a cunt. She gave him away to Diane Foxington as a pet and after that got fired from his job due to the [[Pigmask Army]] using it as a base. During this time his friends unfriended him including [[Anai]]. He was about to get a girlfriend called Inui but ruined it because she wasn't Retsuko. He escaped Diane's clutching and became a member of the Pigmask Army just to see Retsuko again but she keeps ignoring him, he got to the blue ranks of the army and finally got to talk to her about she can dominate him and stuff. She finally gave in and made him her pet. He just does it for the rest of the series and got liberated by the [[Unbeatables]] but he got so angry he stole the kid named Fuel and almost drowned him to death which made the Unbeatables put him into a hospital. He is now living with a brainwashed Retsuko who he told her about being a goth edgelord which she is now. | |||
Haida was born a rich family but they were very stupid. His mother treated his father like a baby and ruled the | |||
Fuck this guy. | Fuck this guy. | ||
He also became a top tier Genshin Impact Player and friended Shikabane who he | He also became a top tier Genshin Impact Player and friended Shikabane, the whore. | ||
==The Cucked War== | |||
Him and [[Fanboy]] battles to a war to see who is the most cucked. Fanboy didn't even stand a chance not even a percent. | |||
==Space Saga== | |||
When Retsuko got kidnapped again, he had to be gay so he found Tadano but Tadano is straight so he said hell no. Haida was depressed but then he found Vivian and she was a trans female so ofc Haida became her bitch just like Lady Bow. | |||
== The Submissive Saga == | |||
Everybody hates Haida for these images shown to be screenshot leaks by [[Jacques von Hämsterviel|Dr. Hämsterviel]] from Fenneko's camera roll. These were shown by the public which made Haida the laughing stock of the whole anime. | |||
I cringed so much on these just to prove a point. | |||
(P.S: Retsuko and Fenneko are submissive but Haida is like 1000000000000000000000000000000000000x more submissive and cucked then they are) | |||
Credit to all of these artists who made these.<gallery> | |||
File:Whydoesthisexist?.jpg|[[Retsuko]] dominating him | |||
File:Whatthealpha.jpg|[[Fenneko]] dominating him | |||
File:Babygronkrizzinguphawktuahgirlinsketchland.jpg|Fenneko dominating him again | |||
File:WHAT??????????????????????.gif|Does Fenneko have a penis? I think that she had [[The Futa Virus]] that one time but I think she doesn't now | |||
File:Icantthinkofaname.jpg|Retsuko and Fenneko both dominating him | |||
File:Proveapont.jpg|Retsuko and Shikabane both dominating him | |||
File:Tonisnotcool.jpg|Ton dominating him | |||
File:Dkljajsdjas.jpg|Himuro dominating him | |||
File:Sorryforthis.jpg|Inui dominating him | |||
File:Againagainagain.jpg|Inui dominating him again | |||
File:Erm what the sigma 2.0.jpg|Ookami dominating him | |||
File:Haida the beta cuck by vickythetinkaton dicrekm.jpg|My art of Haida being a cuckold | |||
</gallery> | |||
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[[Category:Cucked Characters]] | [[Category:Cucked Characters]] | ||
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[[Category:Pigmask Dickheads]] | [[Category:Pigmask Dickheads]] | ||
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[[Category:Gay retards]] | |||
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[[Category:Gay Porn]] | |||
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[[Category:Gay Characters]] | |||
[[Category:Gay Pornhub Users]] | |||
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[[Category:NSFW Artwork]] | |||
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[[Category:Retards]] | |||
[[Category:Really retarded]] | |||
[[Category:Redditors]] | |||
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-Haida, the beta cuck | ||
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Alias(es) |
Beta Cuck | |
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Species |
Hyena | |
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Sex |
idk at this point | |
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Nationality |
Canadian | |
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Relative(s) |
The Imperial Hyena Family of Fanboy and Chum Chum (second stupidest family besides the Lord Stupid Family) | |
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Residence |
In Retsuko's Apartment | |
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Affiliation(s) |
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Occupation(s) |
Trading Firm Job(Formerly) | |
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Rank |
Gaming Journalist Tier | |
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Role |
Minor Antagonist | |
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Actor |
Ben Diskin | |
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Onlyfans |
yes but he has 0 | |
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Status |
Most Submissive Man in the Fanboy and Chum Chum now | |
Haida is one of the most beta cuck members of the Galaxy Hills Community as well more than Lord Adacas. He apparently likes Bartleby, but Bartleby kicked his ass when he said that out-loud.
Lore?[edit | edit source]
Haida was born a rich family but they were very stupid. His mother treated his father like a baby and ruled the court while controlling his father like a puppet, this event probably predicted his future. In High School, he joined a rock band and dated a girl but the rock band failed and so did the relationship. He got a college degree like everyone else and joined the company. There he met Retsuko and immediately wanted her to step on him but she friendzoned him. He became desperate and dated Fenneko but she made him more of a cunt. She gave him away to Diane Foxington as a pet and after that got fired from his job due to the Pigmask Army using it as a base. During this time his friends unfriended him including Anai. He was about to get a girlfriend called Inui but ruined it because she wasn't Retsuko. He escaped Diane's clutching and became a member of the Pigmask Army just to see Retsuko again but she keeps ignoring him, he got to the blue ranks of the army and finally got to talk to her about she can dominate him and stuff. She finally gave in and made him her pet. He just does it for the rest of the series and got liberated by the Unbeatables but he got so angry he stole the kid named Fuel and almost drowned him to death which made the Unbeatables put him into a hospital. He is now living with a brainwashed Retsuko who he told her about being a goth edgelord which she is now.
Fuck this guy.
He also became a top tier Genshin Impact Player and friended Shikabane, the whore.
The Cucked War[edit | edit source]
Him and Fanboy battles to a war to see who is the most cucked. Fanboy didn't even stand a chance not even a percent.
Space Saga[edit | edit source]
When Retsuko got kidnapped again, he had to be gay so he found Tadano but Tadano is straight so he said hell no. Haida was depressed but then he found Vivian and she was a trans female so ofc Haida became her bitch just like Lady Bow.
The Submissive Saga[edit | edit source]
Everybody hates Haida for these images shown to be screenshot leaks by Dr. Hämsterviel from Fenneko's camera roll. These were shown by the public which made Haida the laughing stock of the whole anime.
I cringed so much on these just to prove a point.
(P.S: Retsuko and Fenneko are submissive but Haida is like 1000000000000000000000000000000000000x more submissive and cucked then they are)
Credit to all of these artists who made these.
Retsuko dominating him
Fenneko dominating him
Fenneko dominating him again
Does Fenneko have a penis? I think that she had The Futa Virus that one time but I think she doesn't now
Retsuko and Fenneko both dominating him
Retsuko and Shikabane both dominating him
Ton dominating him
Himuro dominating him
Inui dominating him
Inui dominating him again
Ookami dominating him
My art of Haida being a cuckold
- 18+ Article
- Lawfully cucked
- Cunts
- Cuckolds
- Cucked Characters
- Pages nobody probably cares about
- No really they have sex
- Non Stand user
- Canon
- Narcissistic
- Naughty Bois
- Bisexual Characters
- Aggretsuko Characters
- Male
- Dumbass
- Stinky
- Stupid
- Furries
- Animal lovers
- Animals, probably
- Pigmask Dickheads
- Canadians
- Gaymers
- Gay shit
- Gay retards
- Gay Shit
- Gay Porn
- Gay
- Gay Characters
- Gay Pornhub Users
- NSFW Artists
- NSFW
- NSFW Artwork
- Furry
- Retards
- Really retarded
- Redditors
- Reddit Users
- Reddit Mods
- Sissys
- Not a virgin