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# Made one of [[God|God's]] fragments into his personal pornographic belly dancer. | # Made one of [[God|God's]] fragments into his personal pornographic belly dancer. | ||
# He nearly killed [[SCP-682]] but the motherfucker got away because of his plot armor | # He nearly killed [[SCP-682]] but the motherfucker got away because of his plot armor | ||
# Had discord E-sex with [[Project Touhou|Cirno]]. | # Had discord E-sex with [[Project Touhou|Cirno]].! | ||
# He has an army of Indian, Pakistani and Bangladeshi spam bots, ready to spread his funny sex episodes. | # He has an army of Indian, Pakistani and Bangladeshi spam bots, ready to spread his funny sex episodes. | ||
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Revision as of 04:48, 5 October 2024
Containment Class: Bro How Do You Even Contain Something like this?
Jas Fasola, also known as Mr. Bean or SENHOR FEIJΓO or by his historical name: Black Addar, is an eldritch demonic hellspawn who survived The Big Bang with seemingly omnipotent powers. In fact, he is so powerful not even the majority of overpowered SCPs could beat him. For example he beat up and bullied SCP-293, resulting her in being enslaved becoming Mr. Bean's bitch. Mr. Bean is very horny and will rape anybody (sex auchf der toilet) that he comes across. Nobody has ever beaten him in a battle, at best: Ruthless Boy managed to stub his big toe.
Being a heartless beast. The only creature he is known to hold love and sentimentality for; is a brown teddy bear that seals a being more unhinged and ruinous than him, but will disintergrate and die should it leave it confines to our world. It's name is TEDDY.
The Things He Did
- He found SCP-239 and easily kicked her ass before enslaving her ass and turning her into his bitch (he later sold her to EDP445)
- He instantly killed Shaggy with just his mole on his face
- Made one of God's fragments into his personal pornographic belly dancer.
- He nearly killed SCP-682 but the motherfucker got away because of his plot armor
- Had discord E-sex with Cirno.!
- He has an army of Indian, Pakistani and Bangladeshi spam bots, ready to spread his funny sex episodes.
- Became the best friends of Grug.exe and Daffy Duck.
- Turned SCP-729-J into his personal sex doll.
- Being the Father who brought Ruthless Boy to the world.
- Defeating Void ghidorah in a chess match; ending the match with en passant.
- Creating an XK-Class end of the world scenario 1000 years ago.
- Being the current husband of Nikocado Avocado.
- Created the Skull Heart for an arts and crafts competition for children, in an Primary school in Essex.
- He turned Serris into sushi.
- Created plastic cheese that you'd put on American burgers.
- Killed the shittass child.
- Made Anthony Fantano and Matt Sharp become the most devious people ever.
- Killed Fanboy and Chum Chum.
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History
His reign of terror started in the 90's, running around England causing chaos and misfortune to those around him, such recording of incidents include:
The Grind
The Conflict and The Might
The Need
The Transition
The Scat
The Rizz
The Pox
The Bathing
The Agony
The Drink
The Murder
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