Weeaboos
the weeaboo is a worthless retarded organism born out of being raised on the internet. Weeaboos are created by having teenagers be groomed by other weeaboos or by the japanese futa pornslop that YouTube and 4chan constantly broadcast.Weeaboos are usually of a brittle or morbidly obese physique (there is no in between) they have very low testosterone and they dedicate their lives to watching cartoons (which is already retarded enough) from a country on another side of the world whose language they don't event speak.
Weeaboos love watching the same exact shit; Mainly watching only two different types of anime: The "romance between an idiot and a whore" and "buff gay men/monsters screaming and fighting each other" (horror anime is a thing but they only watch it because of the stupid anime women too) for the former, it is because they are lacking the necessity of human life that is constant between the two types: Companionship. In fact, many overlap with being incels for their grievances against real women, by being disgusting through their creepy behavior, these rejections therefore turn them towards a waifu/husband to compensate their lack of contact with the opposite sex, developing the belief that "2D women are better than 3D women".
Most weeaboos frequently make fools out of themselves one the internet, and some instances in public by wearing retarded merchandise of their favorite dogshit cartoon and kissing pillows of their imaginary GF/BF(beware retard warning). For the latter, its because they think they are being funny, despite being infamous for making memes dogshit enough to rival Deviantart meme templates. They also have the intellect of a Rick & Morty fan. The constant need for GF/BF caused by the constant watching of anime girls doing either retarded ditzy shit, being an over the top girlboss, or being such a freaky obsessive stalker that would put the Bjork stalker to shame, all towards the human embodiment of a rice cracker. This makes them frequently self insert in their heads as the husband or wife of an anime character they never shut up about. Sometimes they might also self insert themselves AS the anime woman or tumblr sexyman.
They proclaim themselves to be "men of culture". In reality, they're simply a huge sucker for chinese drawn pornography that makes them look like an absolute gayass junkie, which can be proven by the fact that many male anime characters are less masculine looking than most female cartoon characters in the west, and it is not rare for them to be confused as female, which often makes weeaboos believe they can pull off wearing woman's clothing to look unmistakably like a woman, a good few skinny ones succeed, but many do not. Some have the brilliant idea to show their passion on TikTok: Singing and dancing to squeaky gay music, glorifying their absolute gooner state of mind (video proof seen at the right) the music typically heavily contrasts with their usually ugly appearance.
Weeaboos range in age from about 12 years old to 42 years of age. Boomer weebs are rarely seen, because their lead ridden brains already melted from watching game show TV slop and alcohol addiction. That and their important personalities and pastors they follow, had them believe it is a product of hell.
In Universe[edit | edit source]
Most of the characters in the extended FB&CC continuity are weeaboos. Most famous examples include Monsturd1954 (who's obsessed with the Godzilla, which while live action, many of the movies feel like watching a dumb korean cartoon), The legendary Chris Chan who's weaboo status allows him to use the Curse-Ye-Hame-Ha skill, and Jones Uchiha, the biggest weeaboo in the universe, his favourite anime is Boku No Pico and The Turner Diaries.
But more can be found here.