Anal copepod
The abyssal copepod was a species of giant Analhog horror parasite that lived inside the assholes of Kaiju. They originated from the inside of the Permian basin superorganism but were transmitted to Godzilla when he sat on the flesh pit and used it as a toilet. Guess you could say they are a real pain in the ass!
One specimen appeared as the secondary antagonist of Jean Jacket VS The Mystery Flesh Pit.
History[edit | edit source]
When Godzilla used the permian basin superorganism as a toilet, an abyssal copepod crawled up his ass and gave birth there. He complained to his doctor about feeling a sharp pain in the ass but the kaiju was too big and radioactive to get tapeworms. Eventually King Bob called for The Science Special Search Party to perform a colonoscopy on Godzilla and explored around his oral cavity for the souce of the problem. That is when the horror was discovered. They realized Farfour had unleashed the copepod as it slithered to ambush them and trap them in Godzilla's ass. The SSSP were indeed ambushed attempted to fight back at it, but they lost and nearly died if it wasn't for Bandana waddle dee shoving his spear up the copepod's asshole. The girls returned to the hospital under the command of King DeDeDe. There they received medical assistance from Hero as they warned him of how dangerous the monster is. Biggie Cheese, Paul Blart and The Lorax decided to team up with Gonzalo and Lacey to find a way to defeat the evil butt monster.
Meanwhile Chuck Norris independently wanted to stop the butt muncher and recruited Mr. Bean to defeat the copepod for unlimited rice pudding. They intended to sneak into Godzilla's asshole like the others, but Bean needed a pee. That's when they discovered it living inside of the bathroom of Sky Lark, taking a bubble bath with a bundle of rubber emojis. They attempted to kill it; smacked him, uppercutting his chin, pissed on him, but he proved more capable than Norris, and kicked Norris in the jewels and causing Mr. Bean faint through jumpscaring him. The fight was a stalemate, that was until Ultrasemen appeared put of nowhere and used his semen rays to destroy his ass and paralyse the copepod before dropping a piano on it, killing the creature.
By the time that Lorax, Biggie Cheese, Paul Blart, Gonzalo and Lacey had arrived, the monster was already rotting away, and so they left disappointed, King Bob congratulated the two heroes on their efforts to defeat the kaiju squatting shrimp.