Official Fanboy & Chum Chum Timeline

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This is the Official Timeline that details the nerdiest shit in its universe, if it doesn't make any sense you can change it otherwise this is all canon.

It is also recommended to not follow it at all, especially for you stumblers who have even considered articles to this wiki, since this timeline all made up by Ken Penders and much of this wiki is just full of memes, autism, and articles that has nothing to do with Fanboy and Chum Chum or Skullgirls.

Pre-Creation

June 1st, 2027- Russia declares war on the United States

May 8th, 2028- Russia and The United States drops Atomic Nukes all over the world detailing the end of the Earth and 90% of it's population.

??????, 2039- Some kid from another universe enters this one and uses his Skibidi Toilet action figure to create a habitual Venus.

??????, 2039- The kid forces his principle, Mr. Belding, to enter this one and become God. Time resets.

???????????- The creation of a brand new world happens.

Ancient Era

???????????- The world continues as life on Mr. Beast's World, with the leftovers of the original Earth entering it with the help of Mr. Belding who erased all of their memory.

0AD-Mr. Belding creates Mort and Jesus Christ

10AD- The Flintstones and The Croods has a family feud to win Mr Beast's 500 dollar challenge, detailing the first war ever on Mr. Beast's World.

11AD- The Croods win and they start the first civilization, Kalos.

15AD- Many nomadic tribes enter Kalos as they all begin learning the concept of trading and building infrastructure to create a trading hub.

30AD- Kalos appoints Grug as their new leader; however, Mr. Belding decided to have fun and give him Immortality.

50AD- Mutant humans become Pokemon, tall bugs, monsters, and nuclear wasteland humans.

69AD- The first porn drawing ever recorded is at a tavern drawn by an ancestor of Shädman, the porn was a crudely drawn penis with text transformed to Gen alpha english slang to: Dick be like : *the image in question*.

75AD- The Croods becomes the biggest family in the world as they become smarter to create a better place for Kalos.

80AD- Grug seeks to expand Kalos's border and invades many Nomadic Tribes from the west.

86AD- Grug recreates the English language.

90AD- The first tower is created just for Grug and his top family members.

92AD- Many statues of Grug are made everywhere in the Kalos region.

95AD- An advanced tribe called Kanto (by Kalos) / Mikado (by natives) seeks to have revenge on Kalos for invading some of their territory so they invite as many underdeveloped tribes to join.

96AD- Jesus Christ becomes the leader of Kanto

97AD- Kanto becomes another civilized nation as they start a rivarly with Kalos.

100 AD- Many tribes start their own third world regions from the distant world like Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, Alola, Galar, and Paldea.

110 AD- Mr Belding becomes tired and makes Mort the new god before leaving to be in his original timeline as a regular human.

130 AD- Mikado partially discovers a link to the old world from underground and with that, becoming the first nation of this new world to discover and utilized fire arms and computers, but are still unable to reproduce those products with their current technology.

Madagascar Era

150 AD- Mort creates a safe place for the Mutants called Madagascar.

175 AD- Some of the Croods and Grug are finally killed by peasants who reformed Kalos to a republic.

200 AD- Johto invents Steampunk inventions very early to help their country out.

222 AD- The first King Julien is appointed to rule all of Madagascar.

230 AD- Mort creates many deities to help him which are often considered the Sky Gods.

233 AD- Mort also creates godly non-sky gods like the Boognish.

269 AD- Grug becomes way too evil on Hell and becomes Satan

400 AD- Kanto invades many other countries and becomes an Empire.

414 AD- Alola sees the first Pokemon and decides to enslave them

430 AD- Mort creates many other demi-gods to start regular lives up in heaven.

450 AD- Alola declares war on Kanto and uses many enslaves Pokemon to use as warfare starting the first Pokemon War.

456 AD- The war ends with a million casualties with Kanto getting rid of it's empire. Pokemon are banned and banished to a land with no people.

Dark Era

482 AD- Some of the mutants become Burgers and start their own kingdom in the south.

500 AD- Christian Weston Chandler gains a powerful artifact and uses it becomes mayor of the Burgers and quickly founded their city state: CWCvile.

505 AD- Christian Weston Chandler becomes the second person to ever achieve immortality.

525 AD- The Pokemon in the far north evolves into Pogáymon while the others still stay as normal pokemon.

550 AD- Johto develops their whole country into a steampunk aesthetic.

581 AD- Mort creates Selene after giving an Onion a life.

589 AD- The remaining Mutants become very disinct monsters like the Bergens who quickly start their town right next to CWCvile.