Mario
| Mario | ||
|---|---|---|
| ||
| caca | ||
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Alias(es) |
chris pratt | |
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Species |
italian | |
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Sex |
obese | |
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Date of Birth |
1985 | |
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Nationality |
italian | |
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Relative(s) |
luigi | |
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Residence |
dat lsd mushrooms | |
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Affiliation(s) |
church of the flying spaghetti monster | |
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Occupation(s) |
hobo | |
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Criminal Record |
public nudity | |
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Rank |
italian | |
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First Appearance |
the spaghetti incident | |
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Role |
italian | |
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Actor |
chris pratt | |
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Onlyfans |
mario spaghetti sex | |
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Status |
italian | |
DEAR GOD ITS ALL MARIO
Its a me mario
Yeah hahaha!
squeege hornio, also known as super mario, marvin, lorlou albano, is an italian butt plumber and nazi pornstar, he is a missionary of christ who punishes turtles by crushing them and killing them, therefore he is greatly feared by turtles such as Bowser Jr, and Gamera
He used to be Rosalina's Husband but then she cheated on him for Waluigi so they divorced. He has a scp son named JEFFY. He now lives with Bowser and Bowser Jr.
He almost killed Goombella once.
he really likes spaghetti
Historio
super sexyo brothers first stomped turtys in 1985
he turns paper marvin
he turns paper marvin again
he turns paper marvin again but this time he's doing it for money on child support
