Goombella

Goombella
Art by ArcyThePuppet
Species	Goomba
Sex	Female
Date of Birth	Unknown
Nationality	American
Relative(s)	Unknown
Affiliation(s)	Mario(Formerly) Robotnik's Gang(Formerly) The Shadow Thieves
Occupation(s)	Archaeologist
Criminal Record	A lot
Rank	A+
Role	Secondary Protagonist
Onlyfans	No
Status	Alive

Goombella(クリスチーヌ Kurisuchīnu) is a professional autistic yapper whom is also the lackluster student at the University of Goom. She helped Fanboy's quest in How To Build A Bomb as the first partner you encounter on your journey and she also helps out her (now not) husbando, Marvin. Nowadays she's a lesbian cuck who has PTSD from getting almost killed and works as a major member in Obama's group, The Shadow Thieves, where people rejected from society can join.

She is also one of the many bitches who has a crush on Vivian.

She might be the daughter of the Lonely Goomba however that has never been confirmed by the writers at any press conference.

She's also very similar to Cody because they're both intelligent and gay af.

Biography

Goombella Pays For College

Her debuted game!

She appears in her self-debuted game as a spinoff to the Fanboy and Chum Chum mainline games when she doesn't have enough money to pay for college so she runs around time beating the shit outta everyone into concussions with her own head, especially towards those damn koopas. Eventually she has enough money to go to college and the game ends with the twist where she learns out that it was a fucking trap to kill her. Lucky for her though, she beats the final boss(Basil) and finally gets to go to the University of Goom and to finally become a worldwide famous archeologist (she failed)!

Fans have speculated on what time this game takes place in but many references have been pointed out to them midpoint of Stardust Crusaders when she mentions that Kyle used the time bomb at Galaxy Hills which prevents her from entering there to earn easy cash.

How To Build A Bomb Arc

She appears being brutally destroyed by several EDP445 Troops but when her world seemed to come to an end, Fanboy and Chum Chum stops them from doing more destruction so they flew off to the safe areas of the new Rougeport. Goombella explains that she is the best archaeologist of all time(Even though she lied and is only studying it). The Duo were gullible enough to believe the claim, so they followed her to the underground area where she explains that if they can destroy all the generators in the past, they can bring more power to destroy EDP445 in the better future.

Later, she appears with Mario where she helps him get a job at Rougeport, but quickly; everything escalated when Rosalina was kidnapped by Bowser again so they help eachother out to defeat Bowser with hammers and headbopping. Rosalina then explains that she wanted to break up with Mario and even hanged out with a different man, Waluigi, so Mario got frustrated and gave all the money he earned from the city to Goombella which made her hella rich. She eventually gets a call by Fanboy to team up like every other character to the LACKLUSTER FINAL BATTLE OF THE WORLD and all of them defeat the nefarious EDP445. In the end, she hangs out with her professor and even gets the title of The Best Archeologist In Rougeport from all her hard-working in between things in the arc. But then Mario steals all her money and throws her down in the water for her to get mauled by a sea creature.

Masturbation Diaries

She appears to have long life injuries from that and even told everybody about her story on how Mario is a little piece of shit that kills people for entertainment buy nobody listened so she only hangs out with her only friend, that being the Professor. She also becomes a lesbian and simps all over Vivian but she knows that she'll never have the chance to be with her because she thinks that herself is ugly with all these scars and bruises.

She is just a minor character in this.

Part X2

Her scars fade away as she becomes friends with Vivian, Lady Bow, and Ms. Mowz whom they all get manipulated by Dr. Robotnik to serve as thieves to gather info on many other various protagonists. Goombella was the first one to notice as she tells Dr. Robotnik that what they're doing is wrong and evil bu he laughs at them. She devises a plan with her friends and other members to betray Eggman but then she gets interrupted by some kids named Cody and Joseph who leads them to start a rebellion and they all defeated his lackluster robots so he gives up, like a coward, and gives them money to leave.

All of them become starting members of the Shadow Thieves whom does stuff later like defeating the Pigmask Army and various other terrorist organizations ran by Margaret Thatcher. Goombella is the other queer brains of the group and convinced them to start alliances with other groups. Other than that, she fights and gives concussions like an epic Chad.

Personality

She is a very smart and sassy, but friendly Goomba that helps out her friends and allies in danger. She is also a lesbian that easily gets offended over stuff and gets manipulated all the time. There's also dialogue that makes her sound like a Valley Girl that acts peppy all the time and it also suggests she acts sarcastic all the time.

She has a tendency to document features about those around her, mostly jotting down the tallness, boob and hip sizes of any girl she comes across. In fact, in Masturbation Diaries, it is hinted that the narration maybe be told from her documentation and so, her perspective.

Relatives

• Lonely Goomba (possible farther)
• Goombario (Distant cousin)
• Goombass (A mean older sister)
• Goomer (wojak addicted half-brother)
• Goomgly One Eye (Grandad)
• Goomy (her family pet Pokémon, often nicknamed a Goom Boy)
• Gum Gum (Ancient Ancestor)
• Goomball (her annoying uncle)
• Goombilly (Her slackjawed cousin)

Powers & Abilities

Headbonk

Basically her famous skull cracking attack to injure people, very effective to be honest.

Tattle

She is smart enough to document what they are and their attacks, defense, penis size, special abilities they have, and more.

Multibonk

She gives out MORE bludgeons to the head, to the point she could KILL THEM.

Shadow Claw

She got this from the Shadow Thieves. She uses a claw that gives her a hand that has shadow abilities. It allows her to perform deadly claw swipes, despite her lack of hands, instead of her headbonk which could lead to further brain damage.

Bondage

She is one of the many people who can tie up others to incapacitation, very sexually. She had learnt this from The Shadow Thieves which earned her the nickname of "The Bondage Queen". How the hell she can quickly and tightly tie up others with many kinds of string with no hands? The world may never know.

Gallery

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  Goombella if she was an analogue horror creature

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  Goombella Chill Hop Beats to relax and study 24/7

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  What Goombella says everyday(art by original_zin)