Poopson

"Fuck this website"

The original poopson post

A crude, grainy image supposedly depicting Poopson, unknown origin, suspected to have been released by the feds after an investigation

Poopson is a rumored variant of soyjak that is rumored to be so awfully Coal, it will destroy the soyjak party and cause a civil war between the soyteens

This variant is argued to be so vantablack that it will cause massive unrest amongst 'teens, possibly escalating into a deadly Soyvil War in an event known as The Pitfall.

The existance of poopson was revealed to the world by a time traveler in order to warn the sharty of the existance of poopson, and it is estimated he will arrive in december 2024,

But fear not! The prophecy also states that the gem that will save the soyjak party will be created a month or two afterwards. We still wait for the day that this fictional, metaphorical gem descends upon the multiverse in the form of either a troll or a great user, and brings hope and serenity to all of the world. Until that day comes, the sharty shall continue to collapse, and people who do not embrace the gem shall never understand, so stay woke to this prophecy!

Poopson will appear as the primary antagonist of the NSGM productions movie The great soyvil war, where characters from the NSGM universe will join forces to save the soyjak party and stop armageddon from happening