Poopson
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Poopson is a rumored variant of soyjak that is rumored to be so awfully coal, it will finally destroy the soyjak party again and cause a civil war between the soyteens.
This variant is argued to be so vantablack that it will cause massive unrest amongst 'teens, possibly escalating into a deadly Soyvile War in an event known as The Nigga Moment to End All Nigga Moments.
The existance of Poopson was revealed to the world by a time traveler in order to warn the sharty of the existance of Poopson, and xhe estimated he will arrive in December 2024.
Unfortunately! The prophecy also states that the gem that will save the soyjak party will be created a month or two afterwards. We still wait for the day that this fictional, metaphorical gem descends upon the multiverse in the form of either a troll or some bozo and brings hope to soyteens to never leave their computers. Until that day comes, the sharty shall continue to collapse, and people who do not embrace the gem shall be one step closer to becoming normal again. So this prophecy is redundant use of your time, and you're better off accidentally remembering something like Goomba Got Back.
Poopson will appear as the primary goragonist of the unofficial Skullgirls movie: The Great Soyvile War, where characters from Skullgirls, drawn as soyjaks will join forces to save the soyjak party and attempt to protect the degeneracy to continue festering into further incoherency.
Needless to say that shit never happened.