Koalemos
| The Most Stupid God in The World | ||
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| This is a depiction of Koalemos (drawn by: Me!) | ||
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Real Name |
Koalemos | |
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Alias(es) |
Coalemos (latin name), The Inventor of Stupidity, The Patron of the Internet, Father Folly (by worshippers), The Man Before the Man Ham Aslume, Jon Koalemos (human form name), | |
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Species |
Daemon, God | |
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Sex |
Male | |
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Age |
100+ (he's immortal) | |
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Nationality |
Greek | |
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Ethnicity |
Greek | |
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Complexion |
White | |
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Relative(s) |
Nyx (possible mother), Unknown (Father) | |
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Occupation(s) |
Daemon (formerly), Car Salesman (Currently) | |
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Powers and Abilities |
Stupidity Magic, Having God-like Powers, Foolish Influence, | |
Koalemos (or Coalemos) is a lesser known greek god who is known to be the god of stupidity and the patron of idiots
Personalilty:
Koalemos is known to be a foolish but childish god amongst the daemon race. Despite having these negative traits, Koalemos also have good humor.
Relationships:
Nyx (Mother Night):
Nyx is known to be the goddess of night. She didnt care for koalemos for being too "useless"
Momus (The God of Mockery):
His Brother, Him and Momus had strong brotherly bond together.
Eris (Goddess of Chaos)
Koalemos was always supportive to Eris for founding freakism which made eris happy
Various Olympians:
He is Jealous of them
Tiktok:
His shrine of worship.
Powers and Abilities:
- Misinformation: With the power of illegitimate but true confidence. He can unintentionally trick people into believing his bullshit information he made up on the spot, this power is enhanced thanks to deepfakes.
- Dunning Kruger Effect: Give n00bs cockiness after they're an expert with a study after learning the basics of a subject. Unaware that they're too inexperienced with it.
- Creation: Aside from using his stupidity related magic, he can also create his offspring asexually by using his magic
List Contributions/Influences that Koalemos Did:
The Koalemos Fan Club
This Group is known to promote the teachings and influences from Koalemos by spreading folly and stupidity around the world. His loyal disciples from this group are Lord Stupid IV, Enrique!, Beavis, and Butt-Head.
Inventing Modern Politics
This is known to be Koalemos's greatest contribution. He helped various politicians to give the worst decisions and plans on earth such as making new laws, giving them false promises to the people, and
Creating his own DC Universe (Earth-1234567)
When koalemos was bored, he had an idea about making a universe for DC. So he decided to "create" his own universe by infecting every single person from the r/batmanarkham turning the serious subreddit into a unserious madhouse
Now,this universe is called Man Ham Aslume
Also Invented Slime Ranting
TBA
Created The Italian Brain Rot Creatres as his lesser spawn
For the longest time, he wanted to make spawn of his image, but was too stupid to create his own form of life, but thanks to humanity's advancement of computers now being able to completely generating ideas and full images through simple word prompts. This gave him the power for the computer to create ideas for him, render them for him, and give them life to make his dream creatures come true. Pinja Norn was one such result.
Where was he now?:
Competing against Lord Stupid for the title of the most stupid being in history.
Trivia:
- His offspring are Pinja Norn, Man, Jonkler, and TBA
- He hates math and claimed that Euclid and Archimedes is a bastard
- when koalemos went to earth, he has a human alter ego called "Jon Koalemos"