𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂ism

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⠀⠀𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂ism Doctrine.„

— If you want in on the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂ism
then declare yourself what you wish
do what you want
and tell us about it
or if you prefer
don't.
There are no rules anywhere.
BLACK POWER

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The symbol for 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂ism.

𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂ism, formerly known as Discordianism, is a religion and belief system based around 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂Bob, the inventor of sex and the universe and the true god of strife and discord, which argues that chaos and disharmony are as vital and essential parts of life as order is. It was founded before the foundation of the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety! and even before 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂Bob met 𝓓𝓪𝓷. It was established by the publication of its unholy book, Principia Discordia, in 1963 by 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂Bob and his side-chick (and daughter), the Greek Primordial Goddess, Eris, the two working under the pseudonyms Gork and Mork.

After the foundation of the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety!, 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂ism would become its nation's national religion. Believers (𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴ies/𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴ers) praise 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂Bob and the religion promotes the philosophy of hedonism and to act 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 every day. Meanwhile, sinners (NPCs) are condemned to Ohio unless they repent to 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂Bob himself and suck his 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂PP.

Founding

Originally, Eris wanted a second strong founder for her new religion: 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂ism (at the time known as Discordianism) so she decided Zeus would be the perfect god for the job but sadly, he had to decline since the 𝕴𝖒𝖕𝖊𝖗𝖎𝖚𝖒 doesn't like it when he gets too 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 anymore. This resulted in her pouting like a generic anime girl and instead going to 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂Bob to tell him about her plans which 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂Bob loved before slapping her fine chaotic ass.

Structure

The very idea of a 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂ism order is something of a paradox. Nevertheless, some structure is indicated in the Principia Discordia. The most general group, presumably including all 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴ies/𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴ers (and potentially others), is the Church of 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂ism, whose definition is “The Church of 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂ism has no definition”. Within the church are sects, each under the direction of an Episkopos.

Founders (Paratheo-Anametamystikhood of Eris Esoteric)

• Mork
• Gork
• 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Patrick (Deceased)

Gods (Unholy Duo)

• Mork
• Gork

Episkopos

Episkoposes are the overseers of sects of the church which they have created. They speak to both 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂Bob and 𝓓𝓪𝓷 through their pineal gland. It is said in Principia Discordia that 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂Bob says different things to each listener. Fhe may even say radically different things to each Episkopos, but all of what fhe says is equally fis word (even if it contradicts another iteration of fis word).

Popes

According to 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂ism, every single man, woman, and child in the multiverse is a pope of 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂ism.

Saints

There are also five classes of saints within 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂ism, who best act as exemplars and are closer to perfection. Only the first of these classes, Saint Second Class, contains real beings (deceased and alive), with higher classes reserved for only fictional beings who, by being fictional, can better reach the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 view of perfection.

Mythology

Cosmology

In 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂ism mythology, Death is described as the brother of 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂Bob. Whereas 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂Bob is the god of disorder and being, Death is the god of order and non-being.

"DOGMA III – HISTORY 32, 'COSMOGONY'" in Principia Discordia, states:

In the beginning there was VOID, who had two sons; one was that of LIFE, named FreakBob Goonelius Martin Kissnut SkibidiRizz theRealSigma Rizzler Ohio Grimace Shake Mustache Cash Stash LickyPants "the great cosmic god of the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 and getting 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂", and one was of NON-BEING, named DEATH.

The sterile Death became jealous of 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂Bob and starts making existent things non-existent. This explains why life begins, and later ends in death:

And to this day, things appear and disappear in this very manner.

Curse of Goofy Ahh Uncle

One of the most important parts of 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂ism, the Curse of Goofy Ahh Uncle A.K.A. NPCface, features prominently on several pages of the Principia Discordia. According to Principia Discordia, NPCface was a man who lived in 1166 B.C. and taught that life is serious and having fun is a sin. The curse is the psychological and spiritual imbalance resulting from these beliefs, individually and within groups, nations, and civilizations.

By accepting that life is a serious, orderly matter, the followers of NPCface end up viewing things as either orderly or disorderly. In this system, order is preferred to disorder at all costs. This preference results in both constructive order and destructive order. The alternative is to view things as either constructive or destructive. In this system, construction is preferred to destruction. Selecting construction results in both constructive order and constructive disorder.

In addition to the generic advice of cultivating the natural love of chaos and playing with it, the Principia Discordia provides "The Turkey Curse Revealed by the Apostle Dr. Van Van Mojo" to counteract the Curse of Goofy Ahh Uncle. The Turkey Curse is designed to counteract destructive order. It derives its name from the fact that the incantation resembles the sounds of a turkey.

Theology

Core Principles

𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂ism holds three core principles which are that order and disorder are mere illusions.

Another specific principle is the practice of Hot Dog Day on Friday; this devoted ceremony was made to remonstrate against the popular holidays the Roman Catholic Christendom (no meat on Friday), of Judaism (no meat of Pork), of Hindic Peoples (no meat of Beef), of Buddhists (no meat of animal), and of 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂ism (no Hot Dog Buns on Friday).

Followers

• 99% of every 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety! member and supporter (bar Spingle Borb, Zestrick, Hidan, Hänsel & Gretel)
• Pirates of the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴ibbean crew
• PenisMan
• Malfested Koakuma (she forces Patchouli to join her in church too)

Holidays

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  the traditional calendar of freakyism
  𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴mas - 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂Bob's birthday!
• Goonzwa - Everyone must goon!
• Jelqueeney - Everyone must jelq!
• Edgemas - Everyone must edge!
• Frottlokkah - Everyone must frottle!
• Muntolat - They find an enemy, chop off their head, then everyone fucks the head one person at the time and then everyone must munt allat to the dead body and let the freaky larvae feast on the rotting head!
• Fully Nelson - They pick the member with the largest d in the society, then pick one of the 3 chosen women of the freaky society. Once the woman has been picked, the big d member does a rapid full nelson on the woman until she is impregnated with a large belly, larger that EDP445, Nikocado, Lizzo, Gorlock, King Caseoh VIII, and Biggie Cheese combined (no biggie)!
• Press Praise - Everyone is split into two groups, and the group members must mate press the other group fast and hard until they are impregnated with the freaky babies inside their belly!
• Lickten - Everyone must lick 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Bob’s freaky ass dick as a sign of gratitude for the freakiness that he has brought to the world.
• Burning the Diddy - The members of the society construct a large diddy statue and after that, they burn the Diddy statue and start having a hot steamy gay cumflative sex around the society!
• Crashenfest - Invented by Crash!
• Lock the russian - A holiday that happens the third week of every month where everyone of the freaky society chases after Ivan Raikov and attempt to lock him in chastity before he call Volgin to save him!

Crusades

• NPC-𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 War

Gallery

• 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂ism.png

  One of the many lessons taught within 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂ism.