CHURCH OF WAΓUIGI

Similarly to its successor, 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓲𝓼𝓶, Waluigism is also an anti-Abrahamic religion that makes fun of God.

The Church of Waluigi (CoW), also known as the Brothers of the WAH!, or simply as Waluigism, was an ancient religious cult revolving around Waluigi, an ancient eldritch entity and phone scammer who lived 5,725 years ago in the super hyperdistant past year of 2018, and also Shrek for some reason. It was founded by Enrique! because he wanted to find an excuse to wear his limited edition Waluigi hat at a funeral which was not allowed due to obvious reasons. Because of his envy towards Muslim women and Sikh men who were allowed to wear their "silly hats" anywhere they wanted, Enrique decided to start a new religion in order for the him to have a civil excuse to wear his dumbass hat anywhere he wanted.

Within the religion and cult's Book of Waluigi, it is explained that Waluigi emitted an aura so outrageously ZASED that many people began to automatically and dramatically bow down to Waluigi out of respect. Allegedly, Waluigi himself had no idea why random people were suddenly holding him to be a sacred ethereal being but he enjoyed the attention anyway.

The exact moment CoW dissolved is lost to time because it was so fucking long ago within the chronology of the Omniverse, but its existence influenced 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫 to start 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓲𝓼𝓶. The greatest estimate could be traced to 2020 since that's when Waluigi's popularity was sadly overshadowed by the COVID Among Us Saga and by 2024, he was almost virtually unknown sadly due to Indieslop taking over. By 2030, Waluigi and Enrique were living in the bathroom of a Circle K where they lived off stolen candy bars.