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"I hate these cunts, JUANCARLO!!!!, send in 67,000 troops to destroy their hideout or something." - Mr. Game & Watch
"I will send in the Denver Broncos to kill these guys....oh shit they already got killed by these goys......oh well time to regenerate them." - Benjamin Netanyahu
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They REALLY HATE Porky Minch and his partnership with Game & Watch for no reason and even his mom hates him. For some reason they still haven't manage to topple over a giant statue of him. |
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The Anti NPC Rebellion Also Shortened as TANR or AGWM commonly known as the Anti Game & Watch Movement (ใฒใผใ ๏ผใฆใฉใใๅๅฏพ้ๅ) is a side conflict within the NPC-๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ War that contains the Pigmask Army, the OfFenders and "Troll Terrorist Cyber Vermin" and other groups who are either with the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ SUSiety or allied with the goals of them that started off as a group of mischievous former working class participants of SUSiety who fights "the NORMie oppressors" like Dr. Robotnik, Zigra, Basil, King DeDeDe, and Margaret Thatcher while doing terrorism. The members within the conflict are considered an Omniversal terrorist rebellion group created for the sole purpose to rise up and overthrow the current Government of the NPC Alliance from the rule of Mr. Game & Watch due to his dictatorship causing nothing but suffering to the people except the higher ranking members. The first incarnations from the side of candidates for Memetic Gestalt Syndrome members was created during the Collapse of Bikini Bottom, however it would gain new life in the 5700s late in the NPC-Freaky War where Mr. Game & Watch's critics began accusing Mr. Game & Watch for turning everything into a fascist dictatorship + Corp owned world like night city. They are labelled as a terrorist orginization due to their many attacks on the NPC high class. Unlike the rising freaky susiety, it is left ambiguous on whatever or not the movement was initially started as the purpose of actually being freaky, but every member that signed up for the rebellion had a problem with Game & Watch despite the Freakers being the true archons. Most are freakers during the rebellion but some of the known backers and Veronica simply seek to replace SUSiety with another SUSiety, while others have different goals.
The group is often seen as the better version of the Juppongatana and the Straw Hat Pirates and that is technically true as yet again Shishio wants to overthrow the government to become an anarchistic and enforce social darwinism onto the people unlike the AGWM who wish to overthrow the government and simply liberate it to restore the power to all classes instead of letting it fester into a hyperfascist dictatorship. Meanwhile the actual Straw Hat Pirates are just NPC LARPers who support Mr. Game & Watch. Every NPC at risk of Memetic Gestalt Syndrome and ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ฎ๐ป that disagrees with and despises Mr. Game & Watch supports this movement. Most in the first incarnation before the Dimensional Merge were kicked out as obvious traitors, meanwhile others were forced to join organizations that would one day be brought together under the AA๐S banner. Now as servants of NPCs turned villians as they saw the value of the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ gene, they can't go back nor want to go back to the old days. Unlike the AA๐S which seeks to restore the Society before the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ SUSiety! and the BnL Merger, the Anti NPC Rebellion seek to escape the norms of society they were once accustomed to having unlocked their hidden gene. They are ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ allies that support them for their own selfish ends, but don't support the values of the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ SUSiety! although some do just like with the Green Nation. That chaos war band who was among the first to be pipelined from the rebellion towards the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ SUSiety!
They consist of some of the most "well known discarded people ever" and were originally led by Dragan Markovic, Isabelle, Veronica, Popeye, Hidan, and various other numerous characters whose fate were shaped to become ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ allies as they all despised Mr. Game & Watch and other supporters like Mickey Mouse, Cheeto Man, Porky Minch, and others. The Cheeto Man and various other trolls would eventually kidnap others into this group since Popeye believed them to be vital allies in stopping Mickey Mouse, however the Cheeto Man would be trolled out of the organization by members of the ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ SUSiety!. The trolls agree to help this rebellion since this would make a great opportunity in creating a sub group to stopping every traitor in the League of Gangstas or the Agency such as Dan McNeely once and for all. Originally they simply seek out for themselves after the gangstas pushed them out. Unaware of the NORMies influence within the gangstas, they seek revenge against the Normies and the League of Gangstas who have placed them in a position to fend for themselves. The Anti NPC Rebellion had been long-aware of the long war and simply lived paycheck to paycheck and hated Buy N Large's business meetings with the Good Society especially the BNL F.E.E.T. Merger that added more of Pooh's friends to the NPC Alliance along with the alliance between various beings titled God and various beings titled Satan. Prior to the alliance of various "Satans", there were meetings with the Gangstas aligned elements of Buy N Large which the heroes fought hard against to support versions of their merger deemed good. Most have embraced their status of being a villain way long ago, as the recruits from the Anti NPC Rebellion feared the Buy N Large merger because they had something to hide and fought the brutality of the police who of which didn't care which side was attempting the merger. The heroes did not care about the authoritarianism of the Buy N Large merger as they knew the Imperium was deep down wise, honest, and better for civilization than the bullet that they dodged.
After their rebellion ended, some Anti-NPC organizers went back to being actual Anti-Heroes that beats the shit outta shitty people just like the old NPC Alliance members that they overthrown. After this movement succeeded in their goals at the end of the NPC-Freaky War, all attention was placed back into hating Enrique for being a Omnicontrarian. Meanwhile every ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ฎ๐ป who was fooled into supporting the Rebellion's goals just to spite Mr. Game & Watch would be punished. After unknowingly bringing only a shift in leadership and not much else, they would be known to Enrique and PWHNIWIGO as The LARPING Rebellion, also known as the Dancing Israelis to them. However, most would find themselves continue working for Thanos and Isabelle who seized control of the Pigmask Army who were the backbone troops for Dragan Markovic's rebellion. AGWMโs defining feature is that they contain no shared doctrine, no stable ideology, no consistent end-state vision, only a single operational objective, the removal of Mr. Game & Watch.
History[edit | edit source]
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Origins[edit | edit source]
Before the Dimensional Merge, they were a group of anarchist bandits who had many different names throughout the Omniverse. In one reality, Porky Minch had become very unpopular for choosing to align with the NPC Alliance. The group consisted of lawbreakers of many kind, but the difference between these members and the ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ฎ๐ป๐ผ was a matter of how they saught to break the law. One set of organizers simply wanted to go against every norm, while this group consisted of educated theorists backed by various pro-working class philosophies such as Syndicalism. One noteworthy founder in the Omniverse was Popeye. The true story is that the origin of the original army who call themselves TRUE and HONEST protesters were founded by Porky Minch sometime before 2026, to defeat enemies that he deemed worse than the Frosty Mart Crew, his original enemies, and teamed up with Mr. Game & Watch, however Porky was trolled out of his own army forcing him to leave after Thanos proved a more competent and popular than the tubby tyrant and left it leaving Thanos to find various new members to make ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐, but the other members catched on about it and this did a whole epic civil war that lasted them through every arc after Mr. Game & Watch attempted to suggest a change to the NPC Alliance's flag, the first sign that would give the ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ฎ๐ป๐ผ a chance to spread their ideology.
Enter: Popeye[edit | edit source]
Following the loss of his home at the hands of Buy N Large's new direction, Popeye would come to realize the slow yet painful reality of the merger that the Good Society had pulled. Seeing Mickey as a now tyrannical leader, forced to help Buy N Large, and the Good Society sell out to the Buy N Large F.E.E.T. merger, he nows views Mickey as a mouse who has lost his way, Popeye would leave the Imperium's control and form his own rebellious group with a mission of stopping the League of Gangstas once and for all completely renouncing his heroism, realizing that the merger can't be undone.
Popeye's inital organization and various parallel universe counterparts started off as more of Robin Hood style lawbreakers who had temporarily switched sides to the Trolls to justify stealing as much shit as possible until becoming NPCs after the rise of the Agency Against the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ Society which vaporized large portions of their initial rebellion due to the Freakers being the real enemy for many of the rebels, however things were only going to get more insane for Popeye. The other members who are with Popeye digs into a pizza gate like conspiracy theory about the alliance on the side of the Gangsters.
Enter: The Freakies, the OfFenders, Pigmask Army, and the NORMie Slaiyers[edit | edit source]
The first precursor known as the OfFenders was ran and created by Popeye as they operated as scavengers and thieves who answered loosely to the ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ฎ๐ป๐ผ as their operator. More members such as Kermit the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด, Cell, and Popeye who became Popeye the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐man would serve to go against the Alliance narrative and whoever was the biggest target for lulz. Popeye, now openly predatory, used only a fraction of his Vermillion potential to take from the Anti NPC Rebellion themselves, stockpiling supplies and asserting psychological control. The group tolerated it because his presence made them harder targets for outside factions. Their relationship with him became parasitic: they resented the ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ฎ๐ป๐ผ, but benefited from the fear he generated. The OfFenders were the evil version of the DeFenders born from a similar sequence of events that created the DeFenders.
After the Dragontown War followed by the initial protests, Veronica, Mr. Game & Watch's secret furry daughter who really hated him, recruited the whole island to be Pigmask Soldiers. The protesters then blew up the island. Many people joined however didn't do anything for quite some time. Then they got even stronger with 5 actual generals with Isabelle as one of the leaders and large amount of people. Isabelle was FAT as FUCK and really liked pigs.
With more and more people slowly labeling Mr. Game & Watch as a menace, they started invading various areas. The people who were ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ฎ๐ป๐ผ such as Thanos founded to pipeline for this rebellion was Veronica who was a psychopath lesbian with Isabelle and manipulated both of them from being sweet girls to two tomboy lesbian emo demi-gods. Veronica saw an opportunity, an attempt to change leadership of the NPC Alliance to liberate the alliance territories and restore order to the country. This alliance would later creates a situation where Isabelle and Veronica may believe they're using Thanos, while Thanos believes he's using them. Neither side necessarily has full control of the rebellion, which adds tension to the faction's internal politics, however the rebels goals lean more to the ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ฎ๐ป๐ผ.
The Normie Revolt[edit | edit source]
The Gang would reunite with Cell who came to warn them about his findings about the truth. Cell takes them somewhere safe to explain his findings. Cell reveals that Cheeto Man is the actual head of various organizations that make up the DeFenders in the Omniverse, who uses them as a large drug/STD-free prostitution business without the normies they tried to recruit being aware of it and has found the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ SUSiety! absolutely horrifying. Now anti-heroes who once took part in the rebellion against the system such as Shadow the Hedgehog and the Cheeto Man are hoping to funnel as much money against them. Cheeto Man was at one point the true mastermind of every anti-hero organization in fiction acting as the bridge between the "corrupted" members of the Anti NPC Rebellion. He manipulated Popeye who is now Popeye the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐man to create the group and is planning on creating a coup d'รฉtat, killing half of the group including Popeye since they have served their purpose. It's even confirmed by Cell that Cheeto Man is even stronger than most NPC targets and could easily kill each of their gang. Hidan then shows up completely bored and realizes he has a new gang of people who can do his bidding as a criminal. The OfFenders and other groups then realize that they are binded to Hidan who is simply someone who doesn't know what is going on and can't join the gangstas since they signed on renouncing heroism as well as their former villianous bosses that seek to kill them. Viewing the situation pragmatically, Hidan who once aligned with the League of Gangstas now known as the Agency seeks to get revenge on what the Cheeto Man had done. The Cheeto Man in response identified Hidan as the primary destabilizer whose unchecked behavior threatened to collapse the barrier between them. Hidanโs interventions were precise and disruptive. He targeted supply caches, sabotaged Cheeto Manโs movements, and confronted the Agency forces directly in calculated encounters meant to test the limits of the Vermillion gene. To the DeFenders, Hidan appeared as an external predator; to the Cheeto Man, he was the first opponent who did not fear him.
The NORMies freak the fuck out over this revelation and ask Cell why were they chosen to join. It's revealed by Cell that they only actually wanted one person to join but simply got everyone involved since they were with that specific target when they first set out their plan. That person is none other than the NORMie of that DeFender group whose deemed a target. Cheeto Man wants to kill the NORMies since he killed many members of Hotel Moscow. He simply wanted to make his death as convoluted as possible just for fun. The Gang than realize that the NORMies isn't even with them and instead the kid is still unaware. They remember that the "anti-heroes" and NORMies had a disagreement and the NORMies wondered off somewhere else to the beach.
Hidan is tweaking out and realizes he needs to get back to the society to warn Dan about Hรคnsel being public enemy 1# with the League of Gangstas since he knows he'll need as much help as humanly possible to stop the Cheeto Man and Balalaika. Meanwhile, in another area, Arthur and Vivian are working together, trying to make sense of a strange vision that Arthur keeps seeing.
In the end, the Gang barley escape alive but unfortunately for them, the NORMies get separated leaving NORMies alone but accompanied by Popeye and half the other members now knowing the truth of their group. They decide to join forces creating a new group known as the Anti NPC Rebellion 2.0. but Hidan pleads Cell to get back to the society so Dan can be aware of the NORMies coming after them. The Agency continued pursuing Hidan not to defeat him outright, but to contain him. Each encounter forced Hidan's ego driven allies to rely more heavily on the Vermillion gene, accelerating changes he did not fully understand. The ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ฎ๐ป๐ผ encouraged this escalation, seeing long-term advantage in the NORMiesโ transformation regardless of the collateral damage. The Dimensional Merge would then occur and the organization would transform. With worse enemies to fight during this time period, the LARPing rebels like the NPC Straw Hats and Sly Cooper would not return during the second incarnation of this organization and would strengthen themselves as a Good Society team to fight the L.O.S.E.R.S. Now with the ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ฎ๐ป๐ผ steering the public towards Memetic Gestalt Syndrome, the infected Diego Marcoson steal shit from their pre-Dimensional Merge Syndicalist incarnation, however not every member is aware of the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ Gene being spread across the rebellion. After the destruction of the inital Syndicalists, Thanos started forming an unlikely alliances with various normies at risk of Memetic Gestalt Syndrome to dethrone Mr. Game & Watch, usually those with the interest to remove the hated black clanker.
Early 6th Millennium Transformation[edit | edit source]
The ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ฎ๐ป๐ผ in particular saw an interest in collective organizers who could nudge away from the Alliance narrative even if barely by much. Thanos saw he could bring the members for good use, just like with the Pigmask Army and his frenemy Wario within Bravo Company, they stole the Army, the symbols, and the uniforms, but was now ready to do the same to the Syndicalists seen in the Collapse of Bikini Bottom, OfFenders, and every group who will make up the Anti NPC Rebellion 2.0 and frame what was once the Neutral option as well anything but neutral. The Pigmask Army would also gain new uniforms in the form of ducks to further symbolize their connection to the Phonito Birds. This would later morph into the current iteration of the Anti NPC Rebellion, an army that started as a former NPC's distaste for Mr. Game & Watch and his attempts to help out former villians like Porky Minch be of use to the NPC Alliance.
The initial movement simply wanted only the will to revolt at the bare minimum, it later evolved into a platform for shifting the Overton Window towards the ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ฎ๐ป๐ผ with the NPCs slowly shifting towards the willpower and ideals of ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ฎ๐ป๐ผ such as Thanos, Cell, Hidan and every ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ฎ๐ป who plays the role of an "operator." They were later a group controlled by three NPC spies who are obviously freaktures containing the DNA of Dotar Surk's own sons dubbed The Three Presidents to rain supremacy and if someone says that they are antagonists or connected to either the goals of the ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ฎ๐ป๐ผ or Cecil Turtle, Thanos throws them the Anti-Hero escuse. Most are unaware of the rebellion's true motive and hidden involvement from the eldritch entities above the faction war that are behind the plot to get Mr. Game & Watch removed not even ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ฎ๐ป๐ผ like Thanos.
Hidan after finding out that Hรคnsel was murdered... it set off something in him the same way losing Envy did but instead of becoming a drunk Hidan entered a state of Ptsd induced Psychosis, a form of Memetic Gestalt Syndrome that was waking him up. He was tweaking the fuck out this tweaking was never seen before Hidan would begin blaming himself for getting Hรคnsel killed. Hidan continued his breakdown just absolutely going fucking insane literally hallucinating that envy and Hansel were there he just starts blaming the losses on himself and how jashin would never bring any of them back he failed to save someone he cared about again..
With the Anti-NPC Rebellion fucking split apart because of Hansels death and like everyone at war with them Hidan realizes that Cheeto man has to pay THEY HAVE TO BLEED FOR WHAT THEY DID. They needed to experience true pain the exact same way he is experiencing it. Hidan would get back to his HQ and find out that Dan McNeely took over his old HQ for a short while, but Hidan would learn fast and get to joining the SUSiety! FAST! After finding where his former villians in the rebellion went after many years of finding himself alone in the post apocalypse of the 5700s. It had been years and he is immortal. Hidan had been bored for sometime and is realizing fast that the Agency doesn't cut it. Dan McNeely learned that Hidan had only accepted one mission from him and already wants to leave because the areas he used to operate as a criminal have folded into the NPC Alliance. In addition to this, former NPC Genso war veteran Dragan Markovic would find himself as secondary head of the Anti NPC Rebellion 2.0 with Isabelle and Thanos in charge during a far off planet in the desert war. Dragan had a negative history with the alliance and wanted change.
The Creation of the Anti-NPC Rebellion 2.0[edit | edit source]
Dragan while walking through the desolate slums of the NPC's looked around it was uh a criminal underworld to be honest brothels, people who sell gore art, arms dealers, gangsters ect. and while in this place he saw a uma race and during the race he saw the silliest most crazy creature ever the horse named Goldship and after the race met her and said he is forming a group to overthrow GW's government as he's had enough of his shit and gave her the reason to join under the truth that she will get to be a troll and that somehow worked later on he'd meet a net runner named Kiwi who'd he recruit as she could be a contributor to the plan he had and the moment he recruited her Kiwi told him about the secret daughter of GW and her name was Veronica. Veronica hated her dad because he abused her and made her hate herself so much that she began cutting herself and Dragan knew he'd need funding for this plan of his so he met Veronica in private somewhere underground and during this received so much money that she snuck out of the banks so he could begin his rebellion. for the next 5 or so years Dragan would recruit 12 more people with certain skills which created the 16 heads heads he added included former Espada member Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez because he wanted to be apart of a group because Aizen Fucking fired him for being a sperg with anger management issues, but he would later be replaced with Midget Darth Vader and the Sixta position would be kept to honor Grimmjow getted trolled. Other members he recruited included Muscle Mommy Dorio Gunnarsdรณttir who he saved from being killed by SOAP insurgents because due to the fact that she was charged with the very horrible crime of... get this vandalizing fandom wikis that have been dead for years. He later recruited former Juppongatana member Fuji followed by the rest of the Pigmask Army.
After acquiring 16 leaders he followed by recruiting low lives, Anarchists, Gangsters, Mercenaries,former soldiers, Freaky Sympathizers, Furries, Terrorists, Bandits and random civilians to join his crew of GW haters as foot soldiers. All of which were deemed members with Memetic Gestalt Syndrome, except only this time the lines blurred further as this Rebellion was much more ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ than the last one, especially now with the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ SUSiety now public. Just like with Hidan's rebellion, the ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ฎ๐ป๐ผ were the operators, but unlike last time hating Mr. Game & Watch was enough to be labeled as a ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ฎ๐ป and joining was much quicker. Freakyko was one of the many operators and he would later die in thr war that will follow.
Dragan with his goals completed then robbed several military warehouses for weapons to arm the foot soldiers while the other 15 heads gathered food water safe houses ECT. for the group Dragan would then later give his speech on how this is a peoples war against the dictatorship of GW and his allies before sparking the creation of the Anti NPC Rebellion
the moment Porky Minch passed out the operations against GW would begin.
6th Millennium Rebellion[edit | edit source]
Ren Hรถek would then commit a failed assassination on ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ and the members would join the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ SUSiety! and then it would be more clear for who the rebels sided with however Isabelle and Veronica still wish to deny involvement as they want to only kill Mr. Game & Watch, despite their own rebels being unable to hide involvement from the ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ฎ๐ป๐ผ. The two female leaders then changed the Pigmask Army base in New Pork City to New Animal Crossing City as a Jimmy Negatron and EVIL Grubhub inspired ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ Utopia meanwhile other Anti NPC Rebellion 2.0 settlements were still being established through other groups elsewhere. Another fact is that Dr Insano! was one day "inspired" by a fat rat called Throt The Unclean. Dr. Insano! much like any ChannelAwesome character who believe references alone are funny, decided to break the Geneva Convention via frankensteining animals (even humans) together with spare parts; organic, and artificial. So that they can be used as super units for their army. He'd called them Freakos! This is how and why one of their arch-generals is a Midget Darth Vader and why Fassad got brass instruments shoved up his holes after slipping on a fuckin' banana peel.
I feel bad for Porky's little brother.
< Lucas and the gang after beating the shit out of Porky.
<- Lucas and the gang after beating the shit out of Porky.
You're not gonna believe what Lucas will find next after that zany moment.
The Rebellion On the Side of Dragan[edit | edit source]
After Porky Minch y'know passed out and Mr. Game & Watch started fucking tweaking Dragan along with his crew began the operations against the Alliance. and Dragan had a plan to hit the alliance where it hurts for their First attack which was assassinating Helena Douglas cutting off her branch of DOATEC sending money to Game and watch.
Dragan along with Kiwi and Midget Darth Vader assaulted her mansion killing several of her guards before kicking her door down and holding her hostage demanding she give him info of what future plans GW has for his government Helena however didn't give her any information and the military police were rapidly approaching to their location as she pressed a silent alarm. So right as the police showed up Dragan fired about 15 shots into Helenas body followed by 3 shots from Kiwi hitting her head. After killing her they opened fire on the police hitting several of them allowing them to break a window and run to his Ford mustang to drive the fuck out of there.
After the murder of Helena and her money frozen The alliance put a bounty on every member of the 16 heads with Dragan having the highest bounty and listed their rebellion as a terrorist group. Once their groups was known and his arming of the footmen ready he initiated operation Urban Storm which was basically Taking the fight to one of the nearby towns and cities to free them of GW's rule.
And while that attack began Dragan would begin planning a new operation that would involve sneaking a Improvised explosive device into a Party of high ranking NPC's that ran certain companies. He would assign kiwi to deliver the explosives to Veronica so she could hide them in a trashcan in the boardroom while he and the other 16 heads go fight on the front lines against the Alliance.
The Front Lines[edit | edit source]
Once Dragan along with the 15 other heads arriving to the slums of the city he rallied up his men he explained that tonight was the night they pushed forward the night they killed the night they truly begin to take back what rightfully belonged to them. Dragan gave out a speech about revenge retribution and how we are no longer neighbors or unequal we are now brothers in arms and once he finished the speech he told his men to charge into the city and take on the Ones that abandoned them the ones that left them to rot in a system created by hate and blood. Then Dragan shot off a flare signaling the charge before running into the city with hundreds upon thousands of resistance fighters.
The following hours were nothing but chaos Dragan was commanding the army using guerrilla tactics in urban warfare and looting bodies of soldiers Most of the 16 heads were racking up a body count especially Fuji and Midget Darth Vader. But Dragan knew it wouldn't be long until the alliance sent their high members to take care of them so Dragan sent several squads to do terrorism on the factories and shut down the means of producing ammo. The war continued Casualties were exceeding for both sides but after a 7 day front the first city was taken from the alliances control. Now it was time for the next step to take place the boardroom bombing.
Operation: Firestarter[edit | edit source]
After Dragan was successful with his first push on the alliance Dragan knew that if he was going to continue pushing forward deeper into the heart of the Dictatorship he was gonna need extra fire power and so he asked for any ideas from the 16 heads and Frylock gave him a decent idea Trade with the villages of sol invictus.. Yes thats a very good idea indeed. So Dragan set off to Sol Invictus to do some trading for caches of weapons to be sent through the smuggling routes and into the rebellions bases.
After Dragan returned he decided to shift his focus onto something he was actually worrying about... the boardroom as he needed to get the improvised explosive device planted in either the trash can or glued to the bottom of the table. after that someone has to wait for the clients aka a bunch of CEOs of corps that fuck over the poor and the ones who indoctrinate kids into the alliances military. Yeah in the confidential documents that kiwi got off the internet the creator of banana and ice cream Fred Fredburger was stated to be in that meeting This is good.. Dragan can kill two birds with one stone but now he just needs to wait for a message from Veronica that tells him that the bombs have indeed been planted as the meeting is gonna occur in the next 5 hours.
Hidan's Revenge Arc[edit | edit source]
After the meeting tonight would be the night the heads began working with Hidan and the Anti-NPC Rebellion 2.0 aka ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ฎ๐ป๐ผ true revenge against the Gangsters and so... Hidan saught to kill Dan McNeely for trying to and fail at slowly turning him into something he is not. It started off With Hidan doing alone operations in the drug warehouses of the mobsters he walks in shotgun in hand and kills everyone that is breathing on sight For the next several hours The factories were turned into bloodbaths by a wrathful rage induced grieving Cultist. It continued he torched each building after the slaughters but he wasn't done this was only the testing phase as after this Hidan Robs a convoy and steals a bunch of swat equipment and Guns before returning to one of the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ Headquarters but before that he was gonna see if he could get a few of the susiety on this and the first one he could find is Vesna now Hidan just explains to the emo boy that he doesn't need him he needs The warcriminal Ves he needs Viladimirovaich so Ves lets her take control and she joins hidans raiding party after that Hidan Is able to at least get one more of them on the plan (Well As of now) Andries Meijer before returning to the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ Base and falling asleep and in his dreams his sleep paralysis demon that's basically just envy is yelling at him to not go through with this plan it will end in disaster Hidan doesn't believe it however. Envy is literally foreshadowing the fact that Cheeto Man will play them like a fiddle but he still wont listen so she just allows his dumbass to believe in this delusion but before she leaves he says someone wants to visit him and then a sleep paralysis version of Hansel walks in says "Hi Uncle Hidan" before Hidan wakes up screaming it was a nightmare... Fuck...
Anyways after this Hidan gathers up his crew of the 35 Anti-NPC Rebellion members turned ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ฎ๐ป๐ผ + his top allies from the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ SUSiety! across the Omniverse and announces his plan they're gonna go to the League of Gangsters HQ also known as the Agency and raise hell but first they'll need armor and so everyone (besides Viladimirovaich) gets their equipment from the boxes Hidan stole before entering a car and driving all the way to the League of Gangsters Headquarters... Hidan doesn't know it yet but this idea would lead to his Anti NPC Rebellion 2.0 recruits getting dismantled.
Hidans Revenge Arc ~ The Raid[edit | edit source]
Hidan along with the Anti NPC Rebellion turned ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ฎ๐ป๐ผ in their massive transport truck being driven by Meme Man and Yogi Bear stop at the League of Gangsters headquarters and they all get out at once and huddle up and begin moving to the entrance of the headquarters dropping a mobster that was just having a smoke break before catching some random guy trying to unlock the door so Hidan like the cool guy he is just fucking slams him against the wall and demands what the fuck he's doing the guy explains he has to get up there because his wife (A Prostitute) Is terminally ill and needs to get her medication however Hidan doesn't give a fuck and just threatens to kill the guy before being told to stand down by Popeye the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐man who then asks where she is located and then he responds with the first floor of the place like room 762 so Popeye the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐man just says they will get the meds to her before Hidan takes control again and orders Sailor Pluto and Swiper to guard the front entrance before the rest of the group unlock the door with that random guys keys and move up inside the Leagues headquarters where Hidan would shoot any gangster on sight and suplex them into a table.
They make it up to the sixth floors lobby before he sees a Gangster walk out of the hallway and spot them before Hidan can incapacitate the white suit wearing fuck he runs out and tries to warn his comrades about the attack before getting neck shot by Hidan. They now need to get busy right now so they enter the room trying to stop the Russians from alerting the others which leads Bridget to run after another Gangster who rushed to the intercom said their being attacked before being tackled... This is not good as moments after that Hidan hears several gunshots and after that the power to the building gets cut off leaving everyone in darkness.
Hidan being smart takes cover behind a railing like everyone else and He's trying to find out what the fuck is happening and while he's trying to figure out Courage runs off to another room. Hidan tells the rest of the group to leave him as Hei Meiling tries to contact the Door Guards the transport unit and Geralds comms however no response Hidan just simply says it Their dead and Hei is starting to question what the fuck of a mess did Hidan just get them into. and as she is trying to figure out and while Shaggy tries to calm everyone down Cheeto Man started talking on the intercom announcing to all of the gangsters about the attack before revealing their locations on the sixth floor before calling them fucking cockroaches before telling them to get to work and enjoy themselves. If anyone didn't realize it yet they've been played like a damn fiddle and are now having a feeling that someone is watching them. People are obviously panicking which is obvious but Hidan tries to Explain that they can handle them and is saying that Hansel death will be avenged and shit like that however Hei is not believing it Hidan just locked them in hell with a bunch of psychos however Hidan keeps saying it will be fine and it was fine for a bit... well until Cinder fired off a shotgun at a door which caused light which revealed their location And then a Group of Mobsters from the higher floors began to unleash a hail of bullets on the Anti NPC Rebellion recruits they were ambushed killing Giga Chad, Bluto, Kristoff, Morbius, The Rock, Scott And Jenny as everyone else takes cover Hidan sees a light and orders everyone to move instead of taking fire on them as trying to do that just led to Windex being shot dead so everyone makes a rush to the door and enters the room where hidan Dropkicks a gangster that was by the door. Once They make it inside the room he orders the door with the nearest objects and helps Heihachi cover the door with a dresser and a couch and whilst that happens, Numbuh 5 decides to think its a good idea to approach the window while Shaggy warns her not to before she just straight up gets riddled with bullets. Hidan then tells everyone that they need to find a way down to the point where he finds a hollow Board of wood so he pulls out his scythe and creates a hole in the floor right as Matt jumps down there and gets fucking tackled by 3 guys which leads hidan and the others to jump down there too and after eliminating their assailants Matt attempts to check the door and as he opens it sees a bunch of guys and gets shot at. Anyways Haku asks hidan for his scythe so he can destroy the next floorboards so hidan throws it at him and Haku attempts to destroy the floor but then a hail of bullets come up which creates a hole that traps Haku and Haku is begging someone to Help him and Us runs up with Hidan to pull Haku up but whilst attempting to pull him up another hail is sprayed which kills Haku and hits Us in the neck Mortally wounding him, So hidan gets pissed and magdumps the floor with Shaggy and Jerma before pulling a propane tank out from under the kitchens cabinet and putting it in the fridge Hidan then orders Zabuza and Slayer to help him carry it to the door and whilst pushing the fridge a bunch of bullets appear and kill Zabuza so Hidan responds by crashing out and mag dumping the door before placing the fridge there and pulling a grenade out before telling everyone to get to cover before pulling the pin throwing it in and jumping out of the way but he didn't see Olive Oyl wake up from being unconscious out of fear and the explosion propelled the Fridge at her which gored her tearing her apart in front of Popeyes eyes And after that Hidan passes out
The moment Hidan wakes up he's met with Vesnas face and shes not fucking happy at all she just tells Hidan that he's a retard and that the ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ฎ๐ป๐ผ left him moments after the explosion due to the losses. Hidan then asks why the fuck she even stayed behind and Ves answers clearly she wants to kill Balalaika and he wants kill the Cheeto Man. The rebellion would continue being a pipeline for the ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ฎ๐ป๐ผ as more violence spreads and the rebellion would end once Mr. Game & Watch would be overthrown.
Anti NPC Rebellion Personnel[edit | edit source]
The Arch-Generals[edit | edit source]
The AGWM Pigmask Army currently contain 16 commanders aka co leaders coming from diffrent parts of the world the following list contains all current members of the 16 known heads.
- Isabelle (Head 1) (The Leader of the group and self declared Syndicalist dictatorship of the movement. Since the Dimensional Merge she became obsessed with overthrowing Game & Watch.) (Nickname: The Fat Fur)
- Dragan Markovic (Head 2) (The key general of the group and self declared Arch-General of the movement.) (Nickname: The Soldier Of Death)
- Gold Ship (Head 3) (Silly Uma) (Nickname: Harbinger of Chaos)
- Veronica (Head 4)(The Funder of the group) (Nickname: None because the NPC'S don't know shes apart of the crew, key allies with Isabelle)
- Dorio Gunnarsdรณttir (Head 5) (Icelandic Muscle Mommy) (Nickname: The Strong Lady)
- Midget Darth Vader (Head Sexta "6") (He became the Arch-General after taking out Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez from Naruto after using his ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ force choke shortly after the Dimensional Merge.) (Nickname: The Funny Midget)
- Fuji (Head 7) (Tall Swordsman Theorized to have joined due to the fall of the Juppongatana and the death of Shishio) (Nickname: The Destroying Yang)
- Honjล Kamatari (Head 8) (Shishio's gay ass crossdressing simp)
- Kiwi (Head 9) (Jawless former prostitute and Intel gatherer of the crew) (Nickname: The Spider)
- Frylock (Head 10) (A sentient bucket of fries with the plan)
- Smartschoolboy9 (Head 11) (He joined the crew because I don't know.....)
- The Man (Head 12) (Joined the crew as a representative to stop the Cecil Turtle plants from influencing them.) (Nickname: The Man With the Plan)
- Goombella (Head 13) (Nickname: Queen of Bondage)
- Vivian (Head 14) (Nickname: Queen of Futa) (Former friend to Mario. Stayed with Cheeto Man but left after Dan bombed his headquarters. Now has a OnlyFans account showing off her Futa Cock.)
- Ms. Mowz (Head 15) (Nickname: Queen of Vore)
- Diego Marcoson (Head 16) (Nickname: The Powerhouse)
Known Generals[edit | edit source]
- Inspector Gadget: Once a brown brick loving cyborg who was used by President Haltman to overthrow SiIvagunner. He now wants revenge on Haltman, Silvagunner, the Good Society, and everyone else who simply used him as a machine. Secretly mourns the death of his beloved niece, Penny.
- Kermit the Frog: Cellโs best friend and sidekick after the death of his Muppet gang. He originally joined Popeye's group in promise of defeating the gangstas who were responsible in his friends' death but slowly loses his will of revenge when he befriends "operating" ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ฎ๐ป๐ผ Shaggy and Scooby. Became Kermit the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด in one universe.
- Bluto: Popeye's former arch-nemesis. They decided to work together after leaving the Agency.
- Wallace and Gromit: While building NPC Confinement, they were under the assumption that they were building a Wensleydale cheese factory.
- Cell: Besties with Kermit and was a huge part of the original Anti NPC Rebellion started by Popeye. He would later get Cade Funfish to sacrifice Kermit into a volcano for his efforts.
- Popeye: In Popeye's eyes, the ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ฎ๐ป๐ผ's use of the Vermillion gene is a key in stopping Game & Watch. He eventually joined the ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ฎ๐ป๐ผ and became Popeye the ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐man.
Former Generals[edit | edit source]
- Olive Oyl: Popeye's love interest and sworn ally to him.โ
- Gerald Johanssen: Ex-Good Society. Joins the group after learning the truth about the death of his best friend Arnold. โ
- Shade: He never actually joined willingly, instead Thanos made him his janitor and offered to spare him under the promise of doing Vore with furries. This in turn would make him a LARPer for the Pigmask Army, however he would return to Mr. Game & Watch and Benjamin Netanyahu afterwards.
- Haida: He joined to meet Bartleby but then got cucked and became a LARPer instead.
- Dexter Renault: Brains of the group after Lelouch's death. Acts as another version of Jimmy Neutron in terms of ideologies and side, so he left.
- Lelouch Lamperouge: He would teach Dexter Renault how to use the power of Geass and being thought to have been dead in Fanboy and Chum Chum: The Masterbation Dairies after dying unconscious now remembered as a true revolutionary and hero. He was friends with Pato's group who also died before the Dimensional Merge.
- Kristoff: Champion of the Frozen Wastes. โ
- Jenny Wakeman (XJ-9): Joins the Anti NPC Rebellion after Gadget offers her SUS for being a Good Society member and simply a tool of their tyranny. โ
- Hello Kitty: Do not let the cuteness fool you, Hello Kitty is capable of holding battles in a similar fashion to Kirby. She is the Cheeto Man's wife.
- Trix Rabbit: Cheeto Man's right hand man. Was killed by Hidan and Dan after finding out about Hรคnsel's death. โ
- Arthur Read: Originally joined to become stronger after the death of D.W. Stayed with Cheeto Man. Is secretly working with himself for something greater.
- Doug: Originally joined after Porkchop was raped to death by The Gangstas. Stayed with Cheeto Man because he was stronger. What a bitch.
- Skeet: Doug's friend. He is known to giving Doug handjobs in the past.
- Spyro: Unfortunately is stuck with Cheeto Man after giving Popeye and the others time to escape.
- Woodstock: Stayed with Cheeto Man. Was killed by Dan after finding out about Hรคnsel's death. โ
- Batman: Stayed with Cheeto Man. Current status unknown after Dan bombed Cheeto Man's headquarters.
Enlistment Video[edit | edit source]
Made by the coolest Pigmask member, Pigmask#327
Military Portraits[edit | edit source]
3/4 of them are chubby, guess which ones?
Thanos (Benefactor/ De facto CEO)
Dr. Insano! (Thanatos's Assistant)
Isabelle (Leader) + art by BETHXRADIO + song from Doom Eternal
Veronica (Financer / Funder) + art by e254e on Inkbunny + song from The Fire Rises
Other Members[edit | edit source]
These characters don't get theme songs (RIP)Goombella(Queen of Bondage)
Vivian(Queen of Futa)
Ms. Mowz(Queen of Vore)(cute :3)
Haida (loser lmao)
Members Brainwashed by Anti NPC Rebellion[edit | edit source]
here are some characters that got brainwashed by the Pigmask armyAllies[edit | edit source]
- Every Collective worker movement
- Anyone who "foolishly" believes that overthrowing Mr. Game & Watch is a form of true justice.
- Every NPC who wants to risk being vulnerable to the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ Gene.
- Every Memetic Gestalt Syndrome member who hates the far right.
- Every Memetic Gestalt Syndrome member that seeks to overthrow Mr. Game & Watch.
- Every Memetic Gestalt Syndrome member who wants to continue the Left-Right Coalition without the right.
- Every Memetic Gestalt Syndrome member who is willing to nudge the Alliance narrative.
- Every member that is getting pushed into the Overton Window to support the ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ฎ๐ป๐ผ, but isn't actually in support of ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ism until fully embracing it. The ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ฎ๐ป๐ผ function as operators. By the 6th Millennium huge portions of rebels are recruited.
Enemies[edit | edit source]
- Porky Minch (Defeated and Killed Off)
- Enrique (Target #1)
- Mr. Game & Watch (Target #2)
- NPC Alliance
- League of Gangstas (Especially Cruel Fredrick and the Cheeto Man)
- Shiloh Pact (Hiei, Frenemies + Disbanded)
- People Who Have No Idea What The Fuck Is Going On (Post-Regime Change)
Equipment[edit | edit source]
Members of the rebellion often use equipment bought from the black market or stolen from NPC warehouses however most guns are smuggled from areas like sol Invictus or from freaky traders in order to supply the troops. This is why the weapons the rebels usually carry can vary from many things like the Glock 19 with an auto switch, the AK-47 or the standard issue NPC rifle the StA-52 or the FN-Fal along with that Sub Machine Guns usually include the TEC-9, The UZI, And even older weapons like the Carl Gustav m/45 The Beretta Model 38 and the Bลyskawica. People with shotguns which mostly include the farmers usually bring their own Double barrels or Mossbergs from home. Besides that most of their main weapons are mostly Bolt Actions like the MAS-36, The Mosin Nagant and the KragโJรธrgensen however later during the rebellion they would upgrade via stealing the rifles off the dead NPC soldiers along with shipments of crates from sol Invictus containing AK-47's and Mauser Model 1903's due to them being so plentiful in the villages and the terrorists groups of Al Assad. Hell some of the reserves included black powder weapons like the muskets
As for rebellion armor well its complicated as by the start of it most of the troops rarely wore any armor on them besides people who smuggled light kevlar but as the war continued the rebels would takes bits and pieces of NPC armor from the uniforms of dead troopers and then spray their own insignia onto them. As for helmets most of the rebels didn't wear helmets and if they did in the early days it was shitty ones made from refined scrap metal or just motorcycle helmets or Visored ballistic helmets they took off of riot control officers.
As for explosives most of the rebellion used molotov's and improvised nail bombs during the beginning of the uprising.
however one of the most plentiful things in the rebellion was the access to melee weapons with things like Brass Knuckles, Baseball Bats, Golf Clubs, Sickles, Crowbars, Hachets, Hammers, Metal Pipes, Machetes, Knives and Meat Cleavers and many other objects that could be used as improvised bayonets or just straight up melee weapons most of the weapons were used in CQC or the mass hacking of Officers during operation Officer Slaughter when certain resistance fighters didn't have access to a pistol at the time.
As for sidearms mostly pistols were a rarity during the rebellion as the one you'd mostly see is something from the Glock platform carried by the gangsters in the rebellion movement that they got off the black market however after operation officer slaughter they were delivered a shipment of Lahti L-35's by the villagers of Sol Invictus however they had access to revolvers before they got access to most semi auto handguns with the Nagant M1895 revolver being the main side arm for some rebels before the Lahti shipment
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- The Gen Z Protests of the August 2025 Indonesian protests are the key inspiration for many of the early organizers.
- In theory this organization would had joined the Neutrals after the rebellion, but due to certain ideological differences they would later be cut off. Until the organization gains motivations and members that aren't just generic class warfare, they remain used in the ideological war in the NPC-๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ War.
- Originally the seventh member was meant to be Honjล Kamatari and not Fuji but Ves knows that Fuji is the most underrated member of the Juppongatana which is the reason for his addition also because I think he's cool. The Femboy member is confirmed to be Honjล Kamatari.
- Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez from the anime Naruto initially tried to join because Mr. Game & Watch didn't want to employ a furry with anger management issues. He hates Enrique more so he quit to fight the ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ฎ๐ป๐ผ after numerous therapy sessions with Takuto Maruki. He would later die at the hands of Midget Darth Vader.
- The existence of this organization triggered Enrique due to the amount of NPCs in this movement that viewed FreakBob as an unintentional anti-hero, despite being the new Satan. The existence of this organization inspired Enrique to start from scratch leaving the Freakers for good. Enrique ordered Kermit the Frog who became Kermit the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด to be thrown in a volcano by Cade Funfish to show Hidan's NPC recruits who became ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ฎ๐ป๐ผ that they were worthless to him.
- Many members that sided with the ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ฎ๐ป๐ผ after unlocking the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ gene was put to death or replaced with an NPC counterpart after the rebellion ended. However some got really ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ and joined the SUSiety!
- The movement was called a Psyop and gay-ops initially especially with Isabelle and Veronica's track record, as it was mainly a movement about Mr. Game & Watch. Some ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ฎ๐ป๐ผ tried to push the organization towards their ideals for their own ends and some actually did become ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ฎ๐ป๐ผ, while most ignored the organization. Some ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ฎ๐ป๐ผ described this as "pushing the Overton Window."
- Every member who had joined to hate on Mr. Game & Watch is stated to hate Enrique 1000x more even the ones who became ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ฎ๐ป๐ผ.
- Since the Collective Omniverse works like the United Nations, the support for this movement is split between keeping Game & Watch in power to stop the ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ฎ๐ป๐ผ or covering up Game & Watch's crimes by killing him off to prevent ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ฎ๐ป๐ผ from awakening as a response to his crimes. Isabelle and Veronica are power hungry emo demi-god lesbians who have their own NPC agenda.
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