The Man
The Man is an American politician, actor, and member of the Metaverse. He is most known for inventing Instagram for the sole purpose that I managed to gain contact with My Gf. Fuck. He actually died in 2011 but literally came back in 2021.
He was elected President of Utah but within 2 days, stating that the state was both woke AND weird. He moved to Alabama, where he was elected President there, but resigned and left the state also (after a week), stating that the state was too weird. Norm and Grimace had both claimed to be friends of The Man, but he denied these claims.
In 1338, he killed 2 skibidi gyatts in Brazil.
He is best known for portraying Raul in Fallout: new vegas.
He is very well known for cumming all over this pussy and smiting Freddy Cripbear. Him and Mort seem to have a gay rivalry where Mort tries to behead him while always failing and getting beheaded instead like a dumbass as usual.
The Man has large beef with King Caden.
He supported the murder of Oncloud e, stating it was a "canon event".