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DӨƬΛЯ ƧЦЯK

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An artist's depiction of him.

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DӨƬΛЯ ƧЦЯK (Cosmic: ⋔⏁⟒⏚-⏁⍀⍀⍀⍀⊑⏃, Mtehrhaa) (Japanese: ドタール・サーク, Dotāru Suruku) also known as Surk of the Dotar, Soul Judge Shrolden, the Unthinkable, the Apocalypse, the Terror, the Boogeyman, the Incomprehensible, Armageddon Incarnate, the Unfathomable, the Slayer of Realities, the Final Boss of the Internet, or simply by his real name MTEB-TRRRRHA, is a horrifying eldritch unidentified cosmic entity that travels around various multiverses usually disguised as an unusually large asteroid. He is a Great Outerversal Being (GOB). His true form and intentions are unknown. It is estimated that his true form is around 22.5 Rayo's number meters tall and 69.67.420 Rayo's number meters wide. He is still shorter than Mort though. There are no known photographs nor recordings of Duter Shurk and the only known depictions of him are artistic renderings albeit it is mathematically impossible for someone to depict him in his actual height since he is inconceivably gargantuan. Shriek Datur can take on any shape or form he pleases. He secretly is in control of all foreseeable multiverses plus areas so vast and far away that normal rational beings cannot possibly comprehend. Shruk Durgheirr's sheer power is limitless and he is talked about from multiverse to multiverse and beyond. He's also a proud gangsta and gamer.

There are civilizations living inside of him. Drota Shruke is a threat to all mankind and multidimensional life. Especially considering the sheer size of the Seark Detar dwarfs all life across all realities and makes it all roughly the size of small microscopic organisms in comparison to him. Although he is officially allied with the NPCs, he has his own motivations and could not give a shit about most of them. He has actually killed many NPCs before just for the fun of it despite being a member. He just simply doesn't give a fuck about most NPCs since they're mostly all 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000% smaller than him. Srek Dotúr also serves as the patriarch of the League of Gangstas and is the deity of worship within many villains who are part of the NPC Alliance. There are NPC occultist scriptures detailing his wacky and goofy ass misadventures that were written by him and his devout followers known as the Legend of Dotar Surk.

Ultimately, he is a malevolent cosmic godlike entity whose sole purpose is to inflict pain and suffering upon others for no other logical or rational reason besides the fact that it brings entertainment to his sadistic, twisted mind. The entire universe, multiverses and unobservable areas beyond human, alien or even the thoughts of fictional characters, is simply a sandbox game to Le Doter.

NerdBob had this to say:

Dotar Surk's width/height.
His three children: the ex-prophets of the Dotar Surk. 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫 would convert the three of them into 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂ism which pissed Dotar Surk a lot.
"Ah, MTEB-TRRRRHA, or shall I say, Surk of the Dotar? Permit me to dismantle the cosmic charade you've draped over your pitiful existence. You lumber through the void as an asteroid masquerading as profundity, yet your entire being reeks of the most fatuous self-aggrandizement. A "Great Outerversal Being"? More like a vacuous monument to insignificance inflated by Graham's numbers and adolescent numerology—69.420? How insipidly juvenile. You are not Armageddon Incarnate; you are a cosmic poseur, a pusillanimous phantom terrified of being perceived as anything less than a colossus. Civilizations fester within you? How unctuous. Parasites thrive in decaying matter—hardly a testament to grandeur. And this "Legend of Dotar Surk"? Scribbles of a craven entity desperate to mythologize its own banality. You claim dominion over the unimaginable, yet your greatest feat is inspiring dread in organisms smaller than motes of dust—a pathetically obtuse flex of scale over substance. You "don't give a fuck"? How obstreperously trite. Even ragmen peddling apple tarts in back alleys possess more authentic rebellion. Your entire persona— Shrek meets Judge Holden— is a ludicrous farce, a collision of pop-culture detritus and dime-store nihilism. Gangsta? Gamer? You are the universe’s most tedious edgelord, screaming into the abyss while galaxies yawn. Your power? Immeasurable only because it is nonexistent. True power creates. You? You merely loom, a fossilized delusion drifting through infinities you neither comprehend nor enrich. Finality? You are less than entropy—you are irrelevance with a PR campaign. The only thing you threaten, Dotar, is the dignity of those forced to acknowledge your shamelessly derivative demonology and mythos. So collapse back into your asteroid costume, oh "Soul Judge." The cosmos has parried your dagger of dread and found it plastic. You are not the apocalypse - you are a mere parody of such a concept." 🤓☝️ - NerdBob, 2026


NerdBob's ashes were later found in a shady alleyway in Chicago. It's made quite obvious who his killer was. Feel free to think on who could've possibly struck down NerdBob after saying allat. Hmm.... hmm... hmm... Oh yeah! Captain Obvious!

Artistic renderings made by tiny, insignificant, and pathetic humans and aliens

Trivia

  • Dotar's true form may or may not be a vaguely humanoid form that resembles a hybrid between Shrek and Judge Holden, or so as rumored to be so by some humans. It is highly likely that this is far from what he actually looks like and are just petty human speculations, since neither humans or aliens barely have any idea on what the fuck he looks like beyond his asteroidal disguise.
  • If Dotar were to ever be near Earth's atmosphere, say for if the planet didn't immediately implode due to his pressure, then he would blot out the sky on every corner of Earth and he'd essentially replace the sky, turning it into a sickly green color.
  • There are 69 sextillion craters on Dotar Surk. All these craters serve as his eyes, thus meaning he also has 69 sextillion eyes. ĥ̵͉e̷̛̖̜ ̵̯͋s̵͚̓ȅ̴͇ë̸̞̚s̷̲͋͒ ̷̘̟̓à̴͖̚l̸̙̣͌l̶̨̘̀
  • His kill count is 9,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.
  • He deep-fried every single fucking Merry Maynards character before selling them to KFC, labeling them as Pollo Loco.
  • His favorite food are humans, especially when they are seasoned with salt and ketchup.
  • He can be seen from 56 different galaxies.
  • He FUCKING LOVES DEATH METAL!
  • He is voiced by himself.
  • bitch idiot loser lol








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Comments

super fucking feak
-- Ozzie T. Floridian (talk) 12:09, 5 April 2026 (EDT)