The Legend of Dotar Surk
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The Legend of Dotar Surk (Cosmic: ⌰⟒☌⟒⋏⎅ ⍜⎎ ⎅⍜⏁⏃⍀ ⌇⎍⍀☍, Lɘhulɗa pi Sirta Drothu) or just simply The Surkle, is the sacred book of the Drothulian faith, which is practiced in certain far out galaxies (both the NPCs and the Freakers consider them heretics).
Written by the humongous 69.67.420 googolplex meter wide eldritch galactic horror Dotar Surk himself, it is essentially an autobiography detailing the wacky horrifying misadventures he gets into, possessing unimaginable power and destroying literally everything around him since everything is roughly the same size of a molecule compared to him.