Subaru Natsuki
Not to be confused with the better Natsuki
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| Subaru Natsuki | |
| Full Name: | Subaru Tel Aviv Natsuki |
| Alias: | Larping bitch |
| Species: | HOMO Sapien |
| Power Level: | Larp |
| Location: | Israel |
| Other information | |
| Occupation: | IDF Soldier |
| Height: | 5'8(fuck you Subaru for having the SAME FUCKING HEIGHT AS ME) |
| Blood Type: | B |
| Favorite Musician: | BBNO$ |
| Favorite Movie: | Cuties |
| Hobbies: | larping |
| Likes: | larping |
| Dislikes: | not larping |
"IT'S CALLED AURA, BRO!" - Subaru when being confronted by his stench
"Im literally 1000000x better than this dude" - Shinji Ikari
Subaru Natsuki, also known as Aura Monster or Chibi Reviews, is a Israeli-Japanese guy who larps in every media he touches because he's too "bored" to play the games or watch the show, he doesn't even do reviews, instead he cries on Twitter. He is best friends with Mamiya Takuji and his biggest follower of his schizophrenic views and even copies him a lot like Subaru being a pedophile as he "rizzes" up Loli's. The Loli's were Beatrice and Petra who he tried rizzing up and failing when the police when to investigate him but luckily Benjamin Netanyahu saved his ass from going to jail. EDP445 and Lucoa would be very proud of this man."This character is so relatable, he's LITERALLY ME!" - Racist Rowden
He is a retarded NPC crybaby who slobs in his room all day when he was with his parents, apparently his parents already knew he was a fucking failure so they named their child the car brand "Subaru" because they ran out of any good ideas to name their child. He also has the stupidity of thinking that harem anime = real life like he wanted to date Emilia and Rem at the same time so they can suck his dick and live happily forever. Rem left Subaru after he joined Israel so Mamiya Takuji ordered her to be captured and forced to watch dirtgirlworld on repeat to make Subaru not fucking whine again. Emilia is still with Subaru but not in a way you think, she cucks him in any chance she could and fucked with MANY FUCKING PEOPLE that Subaru is completely oblivious too and brags on twitter on how he has a girlfriend while the trolls have none. The trolls are probably fucking his "girlfriend" as Emilia always refuses having sex with Subaru saying that she's busy but we all know she isn't.
He is apart of the Larping Empire(Israel) and is an elite member of Mamiya's Group just like Tomoko Kuroki and Agnes Tachyon whom all possess elite larping powers. For Subaru, his powers are basically like Takuji's but the Diet Coke or Great Value edition of it. Dude doesn't even know what Jujutsu Kaisen is yet pretends to be a fan and calls Ryu "Jane Juliet". He also makes the most unfunniest Umamusume, Lobotomy Kaisen, Invincible, and Chainsaw Man Memes with his good ole pals.
During the events of the saga, he repeatedly dick-rides the heads of the NPC Alliance as he agrees to everything for them and doing what a good NPC Citizen does is to spy on people for being Freaky. Subaru constantly frames on people who say that larping is retarded a Freaker despite them having no intentions of being one or ones saying that Israel is negative in any way. He is very known for aggreeing on Dr. Robotnik's fanfiction and spamming the "Absolute Cinema" picture in each fanfic that Dr. Robotnik does and his fanfics are pure atrocious.
He's also a big fan of the old Larp Larp Larp Sahur and calls him "another brother" as when Subaru was summoned by him, he and him chilled out in the skies of Gaza and bombing Palestinian Children and then they ate Arby's in Tel Aviv. Larp Larp Larp Sahur used his final form this time
Gallery
Subaru Epstein
People who cucked him
Emilia was so unsatisfied by Subaru's micro-cock that she literally went everywhere for people to fuck her to finally feel satisfied.
Add any character or USER here because why not, order is complete random.