Nagol's Blood Ocean
| “ | The sight is astounding, but the smell is unbearable. I know someone who moved to puɐlssᴉԀ just to get away from the sight of it. He said that on his flight, he could see nothing but red when looking down; He had to close the blinds of each seat adjacent to him because he couldn't stand seeing it. I hope he's doing okay. | ” |
-Nagol, 2023 | ||
Description
Due to the incessant amount of death and violence in the Fanboy and Chum Chum Universe, the land quickly ran out of room to bury bodies without intruding on living people's space. In the early 1820s, the population began dumping the deceased into the Atlantic Ocean as a solution. However, over the span of 200 years, the blood of the bodies overtook the space and caused the entire Atlantic Ocean to be red, smell horrible, and be a massive spreading ground for viruses, removing aquatic life and sailors from the area.
Despite the horrendous conditions, people have no choice but to continue disposing of the dead using the ocean. As a result of the ongoing tarnishing of the water, the value of the area went down to a mere $2. Sensing an opportunity, young Nagol bought the entire sea in 2017, changed the name to "Nagol's Blood Ocean," and began to charge people a small fee to dump their dead at "Dumping Stations." The people, not being very bright, continue to pay for Nagol's stations, not realizing they can simply go somewhere with no stations and dump there. As of the beginning of 2026, Nagol has made over $10,000,000 in net profit.
Pricing
| Type of Person by Criminal Record | Price (cents) |
|---|---|
| No Criminal Record | 15 |
| Misdemeanor Criminal | 13 |
| Felony Criminal | 10 |
| War Criminal | 5 |
| Condition | Price Adjustment (cents) |
|---|---|
| Communicable Disease | +2 |
| Non-Communicable Disease | -2 |
| Body in Disrepair (Amputation, Burnt Skin, etc.) | -3 |
| Pounds | Price Adjustment (cents) |
|---|---|
| 0 - 10 | -12 (This is the only time a dumping can be free) |
| 11 - 50 | -10 |
| 51 - 100 | -8 |
| 101 - 125 | -5 |
| 126 - 150 | 0 |
| 151 - 175 | 0 |
| 176 - 200 | +5 |
| 201 - 250 | +10 |
| 251 - 300 | +15 |
| 300+ | +30 |
| Any repair costs needed for damage done to the dumping machines during processing will be added to final price | |
| Station Name | Tax Percentage |
|---|---|
| North America | |
| Jimmy Brando's Rhode Island Rocket-Powered Cadaver Trebuchet
Handshake from Jimmy included |
50 |
| Nagol's Personal Seattle-to-Sea Cross-Country Cannon
Use by Nagol Only, invitation to dump your body required |
0 |
| Kyle's Discount East Coast Black Magic Body Dumping Contraption | 20 |
| South America | |
| Africa | |
| Europe | |
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