Nagol's Blood Ocean

“	The sight is astounding, but the smell is unbearable. I know someone who moved to puɐlssᴉԀ just to get away from the sight of it. He said that on his flight, he could see nothing but red when looking down; He had to close the blinds of each seat adjacent to him because he couldn't stand seeing it. I hope he's doing okay.	”
-Nagol, 2023

Description

A picture of God looking over the sea of corpses and blood

Due to the incessant amount of death and violence in the Fanboy and Chum Chum Universe, the land quickly ran out of room to bury bodies without intruding on living people's space. In the early 1820s, the population began dumping the deceased into the Atlantic Ocean as a solution. However, over the span of 200 years, the blood of the bodies overtook the space and caused the entire Atlantic Ocean to be red, smell horrible, and be a massive spreading ground for viruses, removing aquatic life and sailors from the area.

Despite the horrendous conditions, people have no choice but to continue disposing of the dead using the ocean. As a result of the ongoing tarnishing of the water, the value of the area went down to a mere $2. Sensing an opportunity, young Nagol bought the entire sea in 2017, changed the name to "Nagol's Blood Ocean," and began to charge people a small fee to dump their dead at "Dumping Stations." The people, not being very bright, continue to pay for Nagol's stations, not realizing they can simply go somewhere with no stations and dump there. As of the beginning of 2026, Nagol has made over $10,000,000 in net profit.

Pricing

Pricing by Criminal Record (First Criteria, Adjustments are made after)

Type of Person by Criminal Record	Price (cents)
No Criminal Record	15
Misdemeanor Criminal	13
Felony Criminal	10
War Criminal	5

Price Adjustment by Person's Condition at Death

Condition	Price Adjustment (cents)
Communicable Disease	+2
Non-Communicable Disease	-2
Body in Disrepair (Amputation, Burnt Skin, etc.)	-3

Price Adjustment by Weight

Pounds	Price Adjustment (cents)
0 - 10	-12 (This is the only time a dumping can be free)
11 - 50	-10
51 - 100	-8
101 - 125	-5
126 - 150	0
151 - 175	0
176 - 200	+5
201 - 250	+10
251 - 300	+15
300+	+30
Any repair costs needed for damage done to the dumping machines during processing will be added to final price

Tax by Dumping Station

Station Name	Tax Percentage
North America
Jimmy Brando's Rhode Island Rocket-Powered Cadaver Trebuchet Handshake from Jimmy included	50
Nagol's Personal Seattle-to-Sea Cross-Country Cannon Use by Nagol Only, invitation to dump your body required	0
The Old Wyoming Lake-to-Ocean Underground Rapid Flushing Pipe	15
South America
Rio Carnival Annual Mass Cadaver Dump Bodies are kept in a large pile before being launched out to sea in a bright display of sparklers and fireworks	5
Canopy Kingdom
Hilgard Castle Dumping Station and Tourist Attraction	72
Kyle's Discount East Coast Black Magic Body Dumping Contraption	20
Africa
Europe
The Official Corpse and Rotten Potato Dumping Station of West Ireland	35
Cheeky Wankers United Dumping Co.	2
French Bread Makers Processing Unit Before dumping the bodies, people who knew the person have the option to have the corpse's bones removed in order to make bread for a baguette.	19
Greenland's Danish Navy State ran as there are too few undertakers in Greenland and the cold conditions make it hard to get rid of the corpses of suicide victims that litter across the tundra	Whatever Greenland's state tax is

Gallery

The old image of God looking at Nagol's Blood Ocean