Tom bombadil
"Suddenly I was in fornt of teh School. In front of me wuz one of da sexiest goth guyz I had ever seen. He was wering long blak hair, kinda like Mikey Way only black. He had gren eyes like Billie Joe Amstrung and pale whit skin. He wuz wearing a blak ripped up suit wif Vans. It was…………………….Tom Bombodil!1111"- oneby darknesa ravenway
Tom Satan Bombodil, also known as Lord Volfemort, or Tom Rid, is a member of da deth deelers and the only creature that can possibly think of overthrowing god himself, every single undefeatable from the unanything wiki looks like single celled organisms compared to him (which isn't surprising since they are all weak as fuck), he made super shenroj his cumslut but still could not defeat the abomination known as vampire potter, he's also a homeless hippie living in a shed in the middle of the fucking forest sometimes.
He is the main antagonist of the 2007 horror comedy novel My Immortal and its film adaptation of the same name.
Tom bomboclat is the true main antagonist of J.R.R tolkien's middle earth legendarium and the third dark lord of middle earth after sauron got acked by 2 midgets.
A Gay Theory
On the 2nd of May, 2022, An intellectual literary analyst who calls theirself Dark-Lord- posits a theory on The My Immortal Wiki that Tom Satan Bombadil and Da Death Deelers are actually the protagonist of the novel version of My Immortal. The theory given goes:
"After listening to the entire story as read by Overly Sarcastic Productions, I suddenly came up with this crackpot theory; Voldemort and his Death Deelers are actually aware of being in a bad fan fiction and try very hard to restore the universe to its canon state. Voldemort, being one of the most powerful and knowledgeable wizards alive, realized something was wrong. The fact he now needed a broomstick to fly instead of doing so unsupported was evidence enough. He pinpointed the source of this problem to Ebony. So, in an attempt to restore the universe to normal, he attacked Ebony during chapter nine.
Sadly, Ebony's powers proved too much for Voldemort, so he decided to pick another tactic; He used legillimency (telekinesis) on her and saw how she loved both Harry and Draco. Voldemort then used this knowledge to mentally break her with a sadistic choice. Either kill Harry or let Draco be killed. Since Voldemort's fearsome reputation somehow remained intact, despite losing the majority of his powers, this threat actually affected Ebony.
His plan almost worked when he and his Death Deelers invaded an MCR concert for the second time, were it not for the fact Ebony's innate reality warping powers even managed to sway Dumblydore to the Goffic side, meaning the only wizard Voldemort feared now fought for Ebony.
When Ebony traveled back in time to the 80's, Voldemort actually followed her. Since Voldemort did not canonically have a corporeal form during said time period, the Voldemort from the 2000's actually followed Ebony back into the past and disguised himself as Tom Satan Bombodil. This is the reason why he knows what will happen in the future. He used this form to manipulate Ebony into loving him, which would make her vulnerable.
However, the shenanigans resulting from two time travelers trying to change history resulted in two timelines:
- In the first timeline (The "troll" chapter), Voldemort and Snap work together to make Ebony jump in front of a bullet meant for Lucian Malfoy. This has the desired result, as Ebony's grip on the universe is broken, reverting everyone to their canon self.
- The second timeline resulted in a Latin standoff. As Ebony's sanity started breaking under the pressure of choosing between Harry, Draco or Tom Satan Bombodil, so also weakened her grip on the Harry Potter universe. Said universe started to fall apart, which was evident in how incoherent the story became in later chapters. This meant Voldemort also slowly regained his enormous powers. As a result, he grew more bolder and directly attacked Ebony and her friends."
With the information given, it would fit neatly that Ebony is the only opponent that challenges his authority due to her narrative warping powers, and though he fails at saving the universe of Harry Potter, turning into further mess of grammar and context. He nevertheless had beaten her as the anticlimactic cliffhanger ending indicates Tom succeeded in killing Ebony and therefore ending the fanfic, reaching new heights of power after that experience, hence why anime bitches couldn't fuck him over, no matter how hard they try.