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"FUCKING PLANKTONIANS WE WILL SHOOT YOU DOWN, HAIL VICTORY!" "I PUT THE NEW FORGIS ON THE JEEP" - GangstaBob
GangstaBob also known as Noctulian FreakyBob, FraudBob, or SpongeCock before joining a gang as well as being an emanation of the biblical demon Gog and his partner Toddicus Khan who is King Chicken who takes on the form of Magog. Seeking to cause mass destruction on a biblical scale, he was simply just one bad sponge before impersonating SpongeBob. In addition to being Gog, he goes by many other identities all centered around being a much more evil and sinister counterpart to both GoodBob and FreakyBob some of these being Oriam and Evil Coop. Despite both FreakyBob and Mort being considered the embodiment of evil by the Good Society, GangstaBob seeks to build civilization for the Archons to harvest energy out of those who had fallen. Every society ruled by the Aeons ends up being worse off with GangstaBob seizing control after any of FreakyBob's WAAAGH campaigns that's if they failed to conquer the enemy territories. FreakyBob and Mort typically have to fight him along with his partner Magog in order to clean up their own mess making it even harder for them. In pre-timeskip GangstaBob was just a troublemaker with a bad attitude similar to Wario but less chaotic and more sinister, post time skip he would show up to kill off Dr. Wily with guns, blood, and mass destruction to highlight the end of an era as well as seize Passione to further control for himself and the Archons. The NPCs usually become schizos after territories are seized and figure out that their "loosh" is being harvested to provide immortality to the Neo-Satanists, the other parts of the League of Gangstas, and the Archons. His end goal is to assimilate cultures into becoming demons for Omniversal Satan. The Good Society has a trouble figuring out the difference between FreakyBob and Noctulian FreakyBob as they both oppose the rule of the Good Society and are both anti-Imperium. Michael Scott Clown and Warui often use GangstaBob's help to defame Wario knowing that he's a villianous fraud, however by doing this they reveal themselves as frauds out of a desire for petty revenge.
He is considered to be the gangsta equivalent of ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐Bob who hates the shit out of him. He first showed up in 2007 under bootleg footage having bootlegged himself into existence. Despite Wario being the first to impersonate and steal SpongeBob's identity, GangstaBob would be more established and use his influence to spread evil and undercut Wario's own ambitions. He also has a burning hatred towards GoodBob as well. He is notable for being the co-founder and leader of the League of Gangstas after Wario and his Wafia lost importance, an organization who is in a fierce rivalry with both the ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ society and the NPC Alliance. Him and his group would later become sworn allies and associates of the โง ๐๐๐จ-๐๐๐ญ๐๐ง๐ข๐ฌ๐ญ๐ฌ โง. He considers himself to be a serious villian and is the employer for many villians which in their perspective is one of the protagonists of the League of Gangstas campaign. Having much more serious villainous goals compared to the freakers who work with the Orks to wage war on heaven. He seeks to use his influence within the Italian mafia to free the west from the Good Society. Being sick of FreakyBob and his degenerate behavior he would work together with his Satanist friends to paint him as a Chaos God within a cult dubbed Tempel ov Bob. FreakyBob would later not mind as fhe would seek out to be hated as much as possible. GangstaBob would then tell FreakyBob to stop gooning on /b/ and take politics seriously. He would later inspire EDP445 to become Solomon Henderson as a mass shooter to frame FreakyBob in order to slowly reveal that he would work for GangstaBob who is the alternate personality to Evil Coop as apart of King Chicken's cult seeking to overthrow ๐๐ฒ๐๐ฎ๐ท's Plan. King Chicken now being rejected by the NPCs and was thrusted into hell after the end of the 00s Saga had escaped as a consequence of Xehanort's goal to free the darkness. As biblical horrors, Gog and Magog had gone under many names in many different religions being apart of a prophecy to spread terror. He likes relaxing a lot, especially after a nice day of selling drugs, particularly weed at the Krusty Kock. Since he is able to sell weed at the Krusty Kock, he practically gets free weed which helps him remain chill especially when Gangstarick's shit really stinks. Compared to FreakyBob, he can be considered the more mild yet more sinister counterpart to GoodBob.
Likes
- Relaxing
- Weed
- Vodka
- Gory the Snail
Dislikes
- Gangstarick (sometimes)
Biography
Backstory
GangstaBob was born in Compton in an unknown year. He was constantly bullied in 3rd grade. To counter this, he dropped out and went to "School Shooter School". When his grades began to slip, he again dropped out and started to attend "Gangsta School", thus becoming MTV's number two racist. Since he never paid tuition and only sat in on the classes, he is not truly certified although the teachers were pretty dope and still graded his tests despite knowing he wasn't actually on the roster.
Part X1
Neo Scary Godmother arc
While going to da hood, he met Giorno Giovanna at his local Circle K getting a Polar Pop. Giorno offered him a drink of his own and then asked if he wanted to join his gang. GangstaBob accepted and acquired his stand known as Gangsta's Paradise
Blank Points
After the death of Giorno, GangstaBob decided to unite his gang and a bunch of other very slightly friendly gangs and merge them together to create the League of Gangstas and since Giorno was dead, he was appointed leader.
Part X2
Freaky arc
TBA
Trivia
- He is in no way biologically related to GoodBob.
- Similar to how ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐Bob is actually Wario, GangstaBob is a demon imposter. However he has his own minions to fight Freaktures known as Cryptids who are made the exact way as Professor Poopypants' SCPs but with the forces of darkness backing him instead of the SCP Foundation and light, CloonBob who was formerly George Clooney before the timeskip is one of the many cryptids used to fight the Good Society and Wario.
- GangstaBob and Professor Poopypants both have to brainwash and force others to become SCPs and Cryptids, meanwhile Wario as FreakyBob simply spreads Freakycooties as an ideological virus against what he and Mort call normies.
- In order to get more profit since weed was not making him a lot of money, SpongeCock asked Professor Sedgewick to produce vodka for him to sell.
- SpongeCock's bathroom is usually hogged up by Fatrick since he shits a lot of the time because of the ice cream cake he devours.
- He never actually joined a gang before Giorno's.
- In 5th grade, he was bullied for his pants sagging so much that the other kids could see his diaper.
- He still sometimes wears diapers.
- He still can't read at the age of 39.
- He once bought a refurbished Nintendo Air Fryer.
- He is a huge supporter of the Ishvalan War.
- Loves helping the homeless stay homeless.
- He loves eating them as well.
- Has a crush on the Tooth Fairy.