The Dark lord
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The Dark lord, also known as carter roosevelt pewterschmidt is a horrifying unfathomable monstrosity and the firstborn son of Bean Khan who first attempted to overthrow Eru ilúvatar himself 20 years after The Poohniverse was created.
Early life
The Dark Lord was conceived during the first coachella ever to occur by Bean Khan and a maiden he kidnapped and forced to bear his child.
War of the little ceasars infinite pizza glitch
19 years after being born, which is 20,001 years ago, the Dark Lord became enraged after discovering that the glitch which allowed you to buy infinite pizza from little ceasars had been patched by god. this made the Dark Lord furious and he vowed to overthrow god and create lnfinite pizza knowing very well that would destroy the universe and cause it to be permanently damaged.
The Dark lord spent one year breeding and training an army consisting of every foul and evil thing that his father had created from the dark, nameless things that populated the void in which he was born. He also bred and brainwashed dark beings such as Jeffrey the evil, The rot, Ba'al Zabub and Void ghidorah to be trained and used as weapons in the war
On new year's eve 20,000 years ago the Dark Lord declared war on god and sent forth an army of a million evil creatures to the gates of heaven beginning a fight which lasted 4 long months before God finally defeated the army with the help of Big Nigga and his own army of Cacaboreans before banishing the Dark Lord for 20,000 years while transforming him into an elderly man and cursing him to live among mortals
Return of the Dark Lord
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