Weeaboos

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couldn't find a 'toss like this in english saar

the weab is a worthless retarded organism born out of men not raising their youth properly, weabs are created by having teenagers be groomed by other weabs or by the japanese troonslop that 4kids constantly broadcast, weabs are usually of a brittle or morbidly obese physique (there is no in between) they have very low testosterone and they dedicate their lives to watching cartoons (which is already retarded enough) from a country on another side of the world whose language they don't event speak (that is honestly a shithole that people only visit because of anime)

weabs mainly watch two different types of anime, the "romance between an idiot and a whore" and the "buff gay men fighting" (horror anime is a thing but they only watch it because of the stupid anime women too) for the former, its because they are lacking the necessity of human life that is known as reproduction, weabs frequently make fools out of themselves in public by wearing retarded merchandise of their favorite tranime (making them look like absolute sissies) and kissing imaginary women's pillows(beware retard warning). for the latter, its because they think of themselves as higher pseudo-intellectual beings who are inherently superior due to their higher knowledge (in reality only having knowledge of the names of 3000 anime pornos). this causes them to frequently self insert in their heads as the buff men they so desperately want to believe they are (or sometimes they might also self insert as anime women or as self proclaimed "cultured men")

A weab making an absolute fool out of himself


In reality, being a huge sucker for chinese drawn pornography makes you look like an absolute sissy, which can be proven by the fact that male anime characters are usually less masculine than western anime characters, which often makes weabs act womanly and make tiktoks singing and dancing to gay music glorifying their absolute gayness (video proof above) the music usually heavily contrasts their ugly appearance


Weabs range in age from about 12 years old to 42 years of age (weabs of 50 years of age are rarely seen as boomers are too smart for ridiculous raisin like this, also because the secret israeli-japanese takeover via indoctrination of the west using porn didn't start until the 90's)

In universe

most of the characters in the extended F&CCB continuity are weabs as their stupidity makes them great candidates to be ruthlessly mocked by us