Weezer tripod
this article isn't as bad as [DATA EXPUNGED] but it still sucks
War of the weezer
the weezer tripods were created by HG wells on 1897 and published novel the war of the weezer
Pinkerton War
they lost and died to Pinkerton, because they got the common cold and died, only patrick wilson tripod survived, he has a brother named Sharty tripod
Copycats
The band Weezer copied their names and all of them started to be evil (except Patrick Wilson)
Personality
he likes raping and singing
What's with these homies, dissing my girl?
Why do they gotta front?
What did we ever do to these guys That made them so violent?
Woo-hoo But you know I'm yours
Woo-hoo And I know you're mine
Woo-hoo (And that's for all time)
Ooh-wee-hoo,
I look just like Buddy Holly Oh-oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore
I don't care what they say about us anyway
I don't care about that
Don't you ever fear, I'm always near I know that you need help
Your tongue is twisted, your eyes are slit You need a guardian
Woo-hoo And you know I'm yours
Woo-hoo And I know you're mine
Woo-hoo (And that's for all time) Ooh-wee-hoo, I look just like Buddy Holly Oh-oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore
I don't care what they say about us anyway
I don't care about that I don't care about that
Bang, bang, a knock on the door Another big bang and you're down on the floor
Oh no! What do we do?
Don't look now, but I lost my shoe I can't run, and I can't kick
What's the matter babe, are you feeling sick?
What's the matter, what's the matter