Weezer tripod
this article isn't as bad as [DATA EXPUNGED] but it still sucks
War of the weezer[edit | edit source]
the weezer tripods were created by HG wells on 1897 and published novel the war of the weezer
Pinkerton War[edit | edit source]
they lost and died to Pinkerton, because they got the common cold and died, only patrick wilson tripod survived, he has a brother named [DATA EXPUNGED]
Copycats[edit | edit source]
The band Weezer copied their names and all of them started to be evil (except Patrick Wilson whom is now dead)
Personality[edit | edit source]
he likes raping and singing
What's with these homies, dissing my girl?
Why do they gotta front?
What did we ever do to these guys That made them so violent?
Woo-hoo But you know I'm yours
Woo-hoo And I know you're mine
Woo-hoo (And that's for all time)
Ooh-wee-hoo,
I look just like Buddy Holly Oh-oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore
I don't care what they say about us anyway
I don't care about that
Don't you ever fear, I'm always near I know that you need help
Your tongue is twisted, your eyes are slit You need a guardian
Woo-hoo And you know I'm yours
Woo-hoo And I know you're mine
Woo-hoo (And that's for all time) Ooh-wee-hoo, I look just like Buddy Holly Oh-oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore
I don't care what they say about us anyway
I don't care about that I don't care about that
Bang, bang, a knock on the door Another big bang and you're down on the floor
Oh no! What do we do?
Don't look now, but I lost my shoe I can't run, and I can't kick
What's the matter babe, are you feeling sick?
What's the matter, what's the matter