Rewrite sonic

ARE YOU READY? マジで DREADING? それは無駄だ

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sonic the hedgehog is the funny little furry man who foils the schemes of Dr. Robotnik

He is actually an Analog horror creature but decided that analog horror sucked dick and as such took the role of a superhero who fought villains such as Dr. Robotnik, Jacques von Hämsterviel and Mr Game and Watch

He speaks with a text to speech voice in japanese and is also homosexual