666 Scary Road Drive

Mortzenrique, officially the Super Serious United 7 Grand Dad Fleenstones Authoritarian Federal Imperial Theocratic Democratic Goonercratic People's Sovereign Commonwealth of the Villainous Kingdom of the Free Galactic Lego City Republic Unholy 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Militaristic Empire of Mortzenrique (Enriquian: ꧅𒀱𒈙𒐫𒆙﷽꧅𒐫𒈙⸻𒆙𒐫﷽ဪဪ𒈙𒀱𒐫꧅ဪ𒈙﷽﷽𒆙﷽𒐫꧅ဪ𒐫𒈙͝𒈙﷽꧅𒅃𒈓꧅꧅𒈙𒀱𒐫﷽꧅𒐫𒆙𒈙⸻𒐫﷽꧅ဪဪ𒈙𒆙𒐫꧅ဪ𒈙꧅ဪ), also known as Wawario & Wawaluigi H.Q., or simply as VIRGINia, is an laughably small and ridiculously minuscule micronation spanning the entirety of a dumpster in the backside of a grocery store in the outskirts of the post-apocalyptic cyberpunk village of Ruckersville. It is also where ­[unnamed/tyeddi/hansel/gretel/whatever] and Enrique! live and their home, with it also being their headquarters A.K.A. their EPIC af evil lair. It is located in Scary Road Drive. It comically stands out compared to every other house in the neighborhood since it's a fucking dumpster. E unoriginally nicknames it his "Eeeeeevil FUCKING Fartress", drawling out the word "evil" like his favorite superhero Mermaid Man (despite MM having a bounty on E's head for committing 67 octodecillion inhumane atrocities across multiple multiverses since he's a NPC/superhero.) Everything that would usually be inanimate is sentient in their house, including the couch, the TV, Enrique's various mustaches that he keeps in his closest, all the self-deprecating portraits hanging on their wall and their "Seamen action figures".

........that they actually has.

National anthem

• ALL HEIL WALUIGI

Inhabitants/Citizens

• ­
• Enrique!

Trivia

• due to enrique's unhinged behavior and superhuman, paranormal capabilities, every fucking country on every planet of the milky way galaxy consider mortzenrique as a genuine terrorist threat and have a bounty on his head. they once nuked his bedroom once but then enrique just instantly built a new one the size of his penad (VERY VERY BIG) within 3 seconds

Gallery

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  Their room
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  the room before the "renovation".