Captain Willy's Load of Seamen

jack king off was too busy jack king off to attend this photoshoot. it kinda looks like the weezer blue album cover lmao

This is something Enrique! has in one of his 999,999,999 houses across fiction. Like every other object in his one specific house, the dolls inexplicably come to life at 3:00 am to terrorize the town he lives in for no known reason other than being unhinged creatures of discontent.

Captain Willy and his right hand man, Jack King Hoff, rules the white milky sticky waves with his goon crew who clean up the Tom Pearl deck.

Crew

• Captain Willy - A naughty captain infamous for being able to navigate sticky situations.
• Jack King Hoff - he jacks off
• Salty Sam - Always finds a way to get all wet and salty, even on the calmest days.
• Rusty Rigging - Known for keeping his rigging clean but not afraid to get dirty.
• Eddy Anchordeep - Famous for knowing exactly where to drop his deep anchor.

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