☭Viadimir Koltsov☭
Viadimir Koltsov
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“⠀⠀Comrades attention I Viadimir Koltsov have an announcment the so called new norm fanon wiki... It is the worse wiki I have ever seen, Nonanerd, Jack, They never update it the only one writing there is their poor little workhorse and they treat him like a serf meanwhile the pages collect dust like rotten cabbage.. Look at this trash!„
— Viadimir's Opinion On the New Normies
“⠀⠀WE GON COME AND BLOW NEW JERSEY UP„
— Viadimir Koltsov
“⠀⠀Pizza hut and Pepsi were filthy Kapitalist inventions made to destroy the happy Kommunist Land GRR I HATE GORBACHEV FOR BETRAYING US!!! DAMN!!! YOU GORBACHEV!!!!„
— Viadimir Koltsov
“⠀⠀WHERE IS MY FUCKING KOMMUNISM„
— Viadimir Koltsov
“⠀⠀"None of those bastards will get away with what they've done to my family and this country."„
— Viadimir Koltsov
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Viadmir Koltsov (Владимир Кольцов), also known by his other zased name Viadimir 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴sov, is one of the most zased individuals during the larper saga and is the main protagonist of 99% of Vesnas sora AI content. He is a washed up Kommunist wannabe who lives out in the middle of fucking nowhere, where he plays CSGO watches gore vids and goons a lot like a true freaker. he is a major character during the events of the infamous larper saga. He is one of the most zased Blood Debt Juggernauts of all time he gets 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 with the entire female cast + Gay People in the game. Viadimir is also the biggest hater of Rich people, The entire Tiykoon family, all LARPers and those who use NPC Sites like the Villains Fanon Wiki. Viadimir Destroys NPCS with his AK47 and Sickle.
Viadimir is known in the series for his severe anger issues as he's been known to easily lose his shit and start beating the shit out of those who either disrespect his kommunism, Glaze Kapitalism or worse... Be a fan of NPC Media, He takes his anger out on anyone including his wife, Hiei (but he still lost the fight against him) and the most famous example being the time he threw a chair at Agnes Tachyon before beating the shit out of her in a fit of rage because she said and I quote "Kommunism Bad". He is very sexy like top ten Tumblr sexymen sexy but he gets mogged by the GOAT Hidan. Viadimir is also the perpetrator of the Serebryakov Highrise Residences and Offices shooting that killed about 11 and almost killed him too after he got speared through a window by an NPC author. Viadimir 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴sov is super cum inducing it is a well known fact.
It is unknown if Viadimir is a canon member of the freaky susiety or is canon at all in the lore of the fanboy and chumchum bible aka the freaky saga as He was made by Vesna and is apart of the Larper saga which is technically a sora ai exclusive plotline IDK lol. Also its unknown if this Version of Koltsov is the one from
Appearance
Viadimir has buzz-cut hair hidden beneath a red knit TOQUE. He wears a brown ZASED military trench coat with shoulder boards, which he has kept since the Kommunist Pizza Hut Wars, with a hammer and sickle peeking out from his pocket. He also wears grey pants and combat boots.
Personality
Viadimir is an idealistic, charismatic, and principled man who strongly believes in equality and socialism. A natural leader and persuasive speaker, he is willing to sacrifice his personal happiness and family life for his political ideals. Though war and the collapse of the Noobic Union have made him more cynical and paranoid, he remains determined to create a better susiety using his freaky kummunism. However Viadimir knows deep down that the npcs have ruined susiety so much that even using freaky kommunism wouldn't even work.
Viadimir also likes to position himself as the best character in the wiki and in all of fiction and glaze the ideals of kommunism all day long to the point where if someone makes fun of kommunism he will beat the shit out of them with his fist or a chair
Viadimir hates pizza hut and new Jersey for some reason
Lore
Pre-Debut
Early Life
WIP
The Kommunist Pizza Hut Wars
Neo Blood Debt Zero
The Death of an Albanian Minister Arc
The Collapse of Koltsov's Mental State
Serebryakov Highrise Residences and Offices Shooting
WIP
Sora Ai Saga (non Larper Saga)=
Season 2
WIP
Abilities
- Koltsovs AK - His main epic AK that he uses to annihilate Kapitalists
- Kommunism Sickle - His main melee weapon that he uses to harvest wheat and annihilate Kapitalist
- Kommunist Blast - He can fire of energy laced with his inner kommunism which is similar to the freakism blast that Shpak Romanov uses
- Freaky Kommunist Blast - Also known as Freaky Kummunist Blast, Viadimir does the Kommunist Blast But Imbues it with inner freaky energy
- Retracting Sickle - Koltsov's sickle somehow has the power to retract itself and return to sender like its a fucking Boomerang
Gallery
A photo of the battle of pizza hut featuring Koltsov and his superior. Balalaika
Koltsov Aura Farming in his chair
Oh no fraud watching veronika r34
Relationships
- Joseph Stalin - Secret Lover
- Natasha Koltsova - Current Wife
- SHOTGUNN - Stupid Fangirl
- Vesna Belova - Other Insane Fangirl
- Mikhail S. Gorbachev - ENEMIES
- Jakarta Istambul Panini Sr. - Boss
- Nikita Melnik - Loyal Comrade
- Balalaika - Old Squadmate
- Hiei - Business partners and Acquaintances
- Dr. Hämsterviel - Business Partner
- Pistacchio Joe - Acquaintance
- Shitty G - Uneasy Acquaintance
- I Need More Boolets Guy (???) - Former Comrade
- Super Creek (???) - Former Business Partner
- Benjamin Netanyahu - Adversary
- Mamiya Takuji (Also Known as Jewish Pedophile) - Adversary
- Melody - Crush
- Nonanerd and Jack - Adversaries
- Catalog muffin - Adversary
- The Tiykoon family - Hates them all and hope they die
- Tomoko Kuroki - Adversary
- Denis Zhuka - Acquaintance
- Randrei Aleksandr - Uneasy Aquaintance
- Shpak Romanov - Adversary
- Aleksandra Karzova - Adversary by association of Shpak
- Stanislav Jr. - Friends
- Vesna - Business Partner who he Tolerates
- Duan Zhaohui - Frenemy
- Fyodor Yelistratov - Adversary and Political Rival
- Hänsel & Gretel - Foreshadowed Acquaintances
- Tamamo Cross - not a big fan of
- Ibragim Vasilyev - second biggest fan
Trivia
- His theme is a fucking banger.
- The Closet in his house holds like 500 Kalashnikov's
- He Solos new Normies
- Viadimir broke up with SHOTGUNN for disrespecting the based neo blood debt wiki
- Viadimir's Yumewife is totally named after ME and not shotgunns self insert because Viadimir liked my wiki more
- He is the most zased out of the main 3 juggernauts
- he bought a musket with a school chromebook
- For some reason Viadimir likes to go on his tiktok and stream half NAKED!! grown ass unc is literally showing off his pits on live and he doesn't even have a pit kink he's just asserting his communist alpha dominance or something
- Despite everything he had done for The Freaky Kommunists beliefs, Viadimir's greatest regret was the amount of time he had lost with his Pizza Hut Hating family.
- His experiences during the Kommunist Pizza Hut Wars were the reason he stopped fearing death, but they also left him deeply afraid of dying without accomplishing anything.
- DO NOT confuse him with the gross Viadimeerkat Catsov or his Copycat Nikita Melnik
- He threatened to blow new Jersey up
- He later Blew New Jersey Up during season 2 with Chief Keef
- He hates Mikhail S. Gorbachev, aka the Pizza Hut Guy, for being the last Soviet Leader who indirectly ended almost all of Communist nations under the end of his leadership. He just wanted Pepsi and Pizza Hut but Viadimir will have something trigger inside his brain when someone mentions him and will go berserk for a second.
- he is not actually friends with Hiei they are mostly business partners
- He Destroys Kapitalist NPCS with his 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Peepee
- Viadimir has a sexual attraction to Joseph Stalin
- kummunism
- Viadimir hates uma musume LARPers aka people who like Goldship and Agnes only but as season 2 went on it turned into severe hatred for the entire fan base due to Agnes's rings in Romania turning the fanbase into blue archive 2.0
- Viadimir is zased despite believing in NPC Kommunism
- Viadimir is known in the sora ai videos to give out awards for certain characters outstanding incompetence these awards include the worst Juggernaut ever awards, The Worst Larper Ever awards, The Potential Juggernaut award the worst concept juggernaut ever award ECT. he often gives a rusty very ugly trophy to anyone who wins these awards
- Viadimir has so many used tissues in his house from gooning he often has to go to the store to get more lotion and tissues
- Viadimir tried to date Melody
- He is wanted by the entire Epstein community for breaking a computer with Unteralterbach on it
- He spent years telling his family that his sacrifices would eventually be worth it.
See Also And External Links
| Important Characters |
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| Jakarta Istambul Panini Sr. • John Reed • Stanislav Jr. • Aphex Twin • Randrei Aleksandr • Pistacchio Joe |
| Elite Members |
| A literal fucking panda • Yerzhan Samakulov • The EVIL Doctor • Furlexei Tailasov • Pawman Furgorov • Amelia Lin • Vera Belaya • Denis Zhuka • Berserkio • Nikita Melnik • ☭Viadimir Koltsov☭ • Lotton The Wizard • Stanislav Kulikov • Krispy • Leigharch • Masha Ryabinovich • Shitty G • Chilean Skeleton • EXEC |