DOCTOR

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Doctor
Franchise:	Super Monkey Ball EarthBound Persona 4 Golden Experience for the Souja Game 2: Electric Boogaloo
Created by:	Himself
First Appearance:	[Insert]
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Portrayed by:	Himself
Voiced by:	Himself
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Biographical Information
Real Full Name:	No one knows, not even him. It's too incomprehensible and beyond all fictional googology that I can't but it here
Epithet(s):	[Insert]
Title(s):	𝐐𝐗𝐖𝐙𝐐 Doc The Doctor Doctuh Lloyd Schneider Jon Coffee The REAL Jon Coffee Loid Roid Jeff if he had a better design 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Doctor Fucking God Morgoonth Jack N Goff Jack King Hoff Jon Joestar The TRUE AND HONEST Jon Coffee Lord Coffee Jon da 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 J.R.R. Tolkien God of Larp King Goon 𒄆𓁹✞𒀱✞𓁹𒄆 Darth Fuckshit
Alias(es):	Derivatives: 𝐐𝐗𝐖𝐙𝐐 Doc The Doctor Doctuh Lloyd Schneider Jon Coffee The REAL Jon Coffee Loid Roid Jeff if he had a better design 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Doctor Fucking God Morgoonth Jack N Goff Jack King Hoff Jon Joestar The TRUE AND HONEST Jon Coffee Lord Coffee Jon da 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 J.R.R. Tolkien God of Larp King Goon 𒄆𓁹✞𒀱✞𓁹𒄆 Darth Fuckshit Nicknames: 𝐐𝐗𝐖𝐙𝐐 Doc The Doctor Doctuh Lloyd Schneider Jon Coffee The REAL Jon Coffee Loid Roid Jeff if he had a better design 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Doctor Fucking God Morgoonth Jack N Goff Jack King Hoff Jon Joestar The TRUE AND HONEST Jon Coffee Lord Coffee Jon da 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 J.R.R. Tolkien God of Larp King Goon 𒄆𓁹✞𒀱✞𓁹𒄆 Darth Fuckshit The Nameless One One Below All Satan The Antichrist Joe Mama Deez Nutsack Chungularity's Nightmare The Great Fuckness Doctor DooDoo Fart DOCDOCDOCDOCDOCDOCDOCDOC Docor Organizational Names [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] In-Universe Media [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] Undercover Aliases [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert]
Chronological Age:	Beyond Comprehension
Physiological Age:	Beyond Comprehension
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Sex:	Omnigender
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Sexual Orientation(s):	Omnisexual
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Penis Size:	69420 The Event Horizon of Numbers light years
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Alignment:	PSYCHOTIC OMNIMALEVOLENT
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Rizz:	[Insert]
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Wokeness:	Beyond deez nuts motherfucka
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Criminal Record:	[Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert]
Kill Count:	Beyond Deez Nuts
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Characteristic Traits
Personality:	??% Agreeableness — TBA ??% Conscientiousness — TBA ??% Extroversion — TBA ??% Neuroticism — TBA ??% Openness — TBA
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Goal(s):	Take over the Greater Omniverse and drench everyone he dislikes in his cum
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Physical Appearance
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Enemies:	99% of the Omniverse
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Doctor Jon Ronald Reuel Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Andrésen Schneider "The True and Honest Real" Coffee I (ジョン・ロナルド・レエル博士 ディエゴ・ホセ・フランシスコ・デ・パウラ フアン・ネポムセノ マリア・デ・ロス・レメディオス・シプリアーノ・デ・ラ・サンティシマ トリニダード・ルイス・イ・アンドレセン・シュナイダー 「真実で正直な本物」コーヒーI, Jon Ronarudo reeru hakase Diego Hose furanshisuko de paura fuan nepomuseno Maria de Rosu remediosu shipuriāno de ra santishima torinidādo Ruisu i andoresen shunaidā `shinjitsu de shōjikina honmono' kōhī I), otherwise known as Doctor (ドクター, Doctor), is a super fucking smart monke from the most autistic lesser Omniverse within The Greater Omniverse, Pooh's Adventures Wiki, not to be confused with the version of Doctor from Reality BN8-2001, this is specifically about the version from the shitass Pooh Wiki from Reality BN8-2001-P00H, a universe within the Poohniverse.

While on the surface, this motherfucker just looks like a shitty autistic clone of Doctor from the Super Monkey Ball series, being characterised as confused and nervous, often showing fear when rolling around in the main games, but earns respect from the rest of the monkeys by use of his crazy ass inventions, it actually goes deeper than what the autists on that shitty wiki want you to believe. Instead, he's yet another one of those fucking evil omnipotent eldtritch horror beyond comprehension, common throughout this wiki, known for, as you would guess, committing some of, if not the most vile, depraved, degenerate, evil, disgusting, barbaric, satanic, tartarean, wicked, sinister, other word for evil shit known and unknown to mankind, and there he is, just in the background of a shitty Pooh's Adventures of an already existing movie which plays exactly the same only with every fucking character in fiction ham fisted in for no fucking reason. No one understands him. No one truly cares about him because it's just the same plot verbatim from the original, but 67 Trillion different characters are thrown in there that do absolutely fucking nothing. No one, not even himself knows his own name, due to his amnesia.

Despite this fact, he is omnipotent, omniscient, omnifarious and omnisexual. Omnimalevolent yet omnibenevolent at the same time. Everyone fucking hates him, even Chungularity , his many aspects and countless dickriders fucking hate him and think he's some sick fuck. He is a 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 shitass that no one understands for cares about cuz he's too insane. He often has many aspects like Lloyd from Mother 1 of Reality SI-128.

While the Pooh's Adventures Wiki staff are trying the clean this evidence from the public, Doctor is widely considered to be the single hottest and sexiest and greatest sex symbol is all of fiction and reality 2nd to Morgz Mum although he could debatebly be No. 1.

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Appearance

Doctor is a sexy as all fuck monkey with a thick white moustache, thick yellow glasses with window decals in the frames, a buck tooth and wearing a lab coat with two yellow buttons and oversized sleeves. He is like a nerd but sexy and not cringe.

Personality

Criminal Record

Doctor has committed every every single crime concievable and inconcievable, if you say some bullshit like "Doctor didn't commit this crime I just made up", then you are an absolute idiot. Doctor's criminal record consists of every crime you make up, saying he didn't commit some random made up crime is complete bullshit as he's committed every single crime in the Omniverse, so you can easily go to the Wikipedia page on list of crimes or find an Omniversal knowledge book of all crimes concievable and inconcievable and you'll have no luck searching for one that he didn't commit because he did every crime.

Relationships

Biography and History

Gallery

Trivia

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Comments

The goat himself!!! 💪🏿
-- Dung Eater (talk) 16:35, 19 April 2026 (EDT)